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adeboi1:


This one chizzy is smiling at me laidis

am I safe?

This one chizzy is smiling at me laidis

am I safe?

Webbbb:
His second account!

iLegendd:
See Wetin Dey Hungry Me [Picture]

1. Sex no dey hungry me (done that — but still a virgin)
2. Money no dey hunger me (done that)
3. Food money dey hungry me (done that)
4. Traveling abroad no dey hungry me (done that severally)
5. School no dey hungry me (done that with distinction)
6. Constant light/water no dey hungry me (got it 24/7)
7. Poverty no dey hungry me (escaped it already)

Who fit guess wetin dey hungry me?

Winner gets a minimum of 5k card.

Also, this month's shout out goes to all my Muslim fans, clients, and friends in Tunisia buying my sex and relationship books.

My atheist fans, clients, and friends in Belgium buying my sex and relationship books.

My Hindi/Buddhist fans, clients, and friends in India buying my sex and relationship books.

And finally, my beloved Christian fans, clients, and friends in the US swallowing my sex and relationship books like a red pill tablet.

Thank you guys for all the money and patronage and making sure I never lack financially even though I'm a lazy youth always lying on bed and sleeping 24/7 under this cold room.

iLegendd:
The first challenge in my main post is void, so focus on the one below.

Options

A. Suicide
B. Deactivating my WhatsApp
C. Deactivating my Nairaland account (hard to do, but I'll try)
D. Information overload and trying to turn off everything SM till December 25th
E. Total detoxification from the Internet for a month or more (hard to do, but I'll try)
F. Total Isolation from humans till December
G. Marriage wahala — virgin

(Searching for a virgin since I'm a virgin too. It seems there is no single virgin like me in Nigeria — maybe, I should go to Ethiopia to look for a virgin wife)

All the above are true, except suicide, but they aren't in order of priority. Whoever can arranged them perfectly based on the way I prioritize the list in my head will get 5k card.

Kdon2:
Who said! Abi make he find 10 years down. Anything above for naija no guarantee o!

iLegendd:
The first challenge in my main post is void, so focus on the one below.

Options

A. Suicide
B. Deactivating my WhatsApp
C. Deactivating my Nairaland account (hard to do, but I'll try)
D. Information overload and trying to turn off everything SM till December 25th
E. Total detoxification from the Internet for a month or more (hard to do, but I'll try)
F. Total Isolation from humans till December
G. Marriage wahala — virgin

(Searching for a virgin since I'm a virgin too. It seems there is no single virgin like me in Nigeria — maybe, I should go to Ethiopia to look for a virgin wife)

All the above are true, except suicide, but they aren't in order of priority. Whoever can arranged them perfectly based on the way I prioritize the list in my head will get 5k card.

Blessedboy23:
I just realise that iLegendd most important thread on nairaland has already been deleted







Webbbb weldone

Webbbb:
He knows how to delete threads on nairaland, though he is not a mod, he is a legend in almost everything, lol .
iLgend please help me, please teach me how to delete a thread on nairaland

Webbbb:
He knows how to delete threads on nairaland, though he is not a mod, he is a legend in almost everything, lol .
iLgend please help me, please teach me how to delete a thread on nairaland

chizzypresh:
Yea yea

iLegendd:
No one has gotten it yet.

adeboi1:
haaaa am not safe
lemme off my slippers and run o

chizzypresh:
I hear Wia you go hide since na

adeboi1:
I have been ghosting jare.

iLegendd:
The first challenge in my main post is void, so focus on the one below.

Options

A. Suicide
B. Deactivating my WhatsApp
C. Deactivating my Nairaland account (hard to do, but I'll try)
D. Information overload and trying to turn off everything SM till December 25th
E. Total detoxification from the Internet for a month or more (hard to do, but I'll try)
F. Total Isolation from humans till December
G. Marriage wahala — virgin

(Searching for a virgin since I'm a virgin too. It seems there is no single virgin like me in Nigeria — maybe, I
should go to Ethiopia to look for a virgin wife)

All the above are true, except suicide, but they aren't in order of priority. Whoever can arranged them perfectly based on the way I prioritize the list in my head will get 5k card.

Webbbb:
He knows how to delete threads on nairaland, though he is not a mod, he is a legend in almost everything, lol .
iLegendd please help me, please teach me how to delete a thread on nairaland

iLegendd:
Still no winner.

kepstone:
Faithful loyal woman dey hungry u
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iLegendd:
Who fit guess wetin dey hungry me?
Winner gets a minimum of 5k card.

Ahmback:
na to make heaven dey hungry you.

you wan make heaven, oya make I drop my aza for the wire? shey I get am

ambitiouschap17:
Publish drive is a good site, but I don't know their problem with original documentation.

I have a book written in a language I am sure they can't understand (Yoruba) yet they are asking for shit.

iLegendd:
A. Suicide
B. Deactivating my WhatsApp
C. Deactivating my Nairaland account (hard to do, but I'll try)
D. Information overload and trying to turn off everything SM till December 25th
E. Total detoxification from the Internet for a month or more (hard to do, but I'll try)
F. Total Isolation from humans till December
G. Marriage wahala — virgin

Whoever can arranged them perfectly based on the way I prioritize the list in my head will get 5k card.

Blabbermouth:
You wrote a book in Yoruba? LMAO!

iLegendd:
Still, no one has gotten it.

By there way, I'm doing a 5 hour book promo today and you can get any of our books for just 500 Naira within this 5 hours. Send a WhatsApp message to the number on my profile.

Link: https://www.nairaland.com/6255838/18-5-hours-promo-get