Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? - Jokes Etc (4)

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Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by seanwilliam(m): 6:57pm On Nov 15, 2020

Omo

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by zekepio(m): 6:58pm On Nov 15, 2020

Been cruising between God dey and poor for 2 years sad

Hopefully I'll jump on another carousel next year.

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Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by Seebrian(m): 6:58pm On Nov 15, 2020

Wealthy.

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by Olakunleyakub(m): 6:58pm On Nov 15, 2020

Hmmmmm..this is a sad reality

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by pointstores(m): 6:58pm On Nov 15, 2020

Rich

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by OdogwuAkataka1(m): 6:58pm On Nov 15, 2020

Blessedboy23:

Omo God dey grin

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by bravehost4u(m): 6:58pm On Nov 15, 2020

I am Rich

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by MightyHand(m): 6:59pm On Nov 15, 2020

My level no even de the list... Chai Baba God answer my call

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by humilitypays(m): 6:59pm On Nov 15, 2020

Filthy rich - 30m - 50m huh

That means 50% of Nigerians are filthily rich, wow......finally we made it shocked

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by worldclass68(m): 7:00pm On Nov 15, 2020

I be pregnant �� . grin

..never even turn omo

Poor. embarassed

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by senjutsu(m): 7:01pm On Nov 15, 2020

vickydevoka:
My level no de dere. Because I de owe, so I still de minus

Make I do give away for you? grin

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by Benoxvals(m): 7:01pm On Nov 15, 2020

50M can’t even build you a comfortable house and you call that wealthy?
I think 50M is being comfortable especially when you have grown-up children.

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Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by Pimine: 7:01pm On Nov 15, 2020

Aswearugaad

This is a joke right? N50m wealthy?

If you can't afford a house in Banana Island you're not even rich, and 50m won't get you a bungalow there angry

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Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by Flytime: 7:02pm On Nov 15, 2020*

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by Chicastle: 7:02pm On Nov 15, 2020

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Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by nedekid: 7:02pm On Nov 15, 2020

Hedonini:
I'm on N990k. Who fit 'borrow' me N10k make I automatically change level to comfortable?

By the way, filthy rich is N30m?

Wealthy is N50m?

Lol.

Whoever authored this nonsense is an absolute idiot.

Is it 990 per month or per year?

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Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by humilitypays(m): 7:04pm On Nov 15, 2020

Benoxvals:
50M can’t even build you a comfortable house and you call that wealthy?
I think 50M is being comfortable especially when you have grown-up children.

when all your children are grown and gainfully employed and you are around 70yrs, then having 50million in your savings could qualify you as wealthy in Nigeria anyway.

The op is drunk......you can't build a good duplex in most Nigerian top cities with 50million, and he calls that wealthy huh

Hmmm

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by victons(m): 7:05pm On Nov 15, 2020

Davash222:
Try and do 5K giveaway here, you’ll understand that 98.873456% are in the category of “Omo”.

Giveaway is not a reliable way to confirm this, because even the filthy rich might also participate in it.

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Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by ehhmah(m): 7:05pm On Nov 15, 2020

HopeUzodinma:
If you are in the last position, quote me. Let me change your position.
20k for the first 20people.

Don't dm else straight disqualification.

Omo. I need a change oo

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First Bank PLC

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by naturefellow(m): 7:06pm On Nov 15, 2020

Hedonini:
I'm on N990k. Who fit 'borrow' me N10k make I automatically change level to comfortable?

By the way, filthy rich is N30m?

Wealthy is N50m?

Lol.

Whoever authored this nonsense is an absolute idiot.

Oga, forget that one. Choose your level cheesy

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Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by naturefellow(m): 7:07pm On Nov 15, 2020

Oluwa is involved no dey?

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by Sheriman(m): 7:07pm On Nov 15, 2020

100K-500K but dey flunctuate sometimes

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by PotatoSalad(m): 7:07pm On Nov 15, 2020

humilitypays:
Filthy rich - 30m - 50m That means 50% of Nigerians are filthily rich, wow......finally we made it

If we have to throw random stats, less than 5% of the population has >50m in the bank.
That's about 10,000,000 people.
This is just random stats but could be less.
I personally think that it's less than 3% of the population.
Most Nigerians are just living by the grace of God and our naira has lost its value.

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Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by udemzyudex(m): 7:08pm On Nov 15, 2020

Openbusiness:
By faith, I am a super multi quadrillionaire in USD. My bank account will miraculously catch up to my faith soon by the grace of God

Faith without work, omo na waste of time moreover which kind business you wan do wey go turn you to multi quadrillionaire? Even Jeff bezos no fit talk this kind thing.

We too dey over dream big for this country.

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Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by iamDrRhymes(m): 7:08pm On Nov 15, 2020

Omo!

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by Nobody: 7:08pm On Nov 15, 2020

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by codedphyness(m): 7:08pm On Nov 15, 2020

God dey

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by DamnnNiggarr: 7:08pm On Nov 15, 2020

Davash222:
Try and do 5K giveaway here, you’ll understand that 98.873456% are in the category of “Omo”.

guy your wicked! Aswerugad.

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Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by lekki1444: 7:09pm On Nov 15, 2020

humilitypays:
when all your children are grown and gainfully employed and you are around 70yrs, then having 50million in your savings could qualify you as wealthy in Nigeria anyway.

The op is drunk......you can't build a good duplex in most Nigerian top cities with 50million, and he calls that wealthy Hmmm

I THINK HE IS TALKING ABOUT LIQUID ASSET like gold and cash

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by Brandonx(m): 7:09pm On Nov 15, 2020

Assets included? Or just liquid cash! undecided

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by Nobody: 7:09pm On Nov 15, 2020

OMO, mehn. i need help cheesy

Re: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by Tocyne: 7:09pm On Nov 15, 2020

HopeUzodinma:
If you are in the last position, quote me. Let me change your position.
20k for the first 20people.

Don't dm else straight disqualification.

Do give away ooo

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