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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 1:32pm On Nov 15, 2020
prinx55555:
Congratulations Collegenews.
Happy ever after is yours.
Amen.
Thank you so much Maman.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by BHAG: 2:28pm On Nov 15, 2020
Mr. Collegenews congratulations, Take my warm wishes of lifetime happiness and joy in your union. At last!!
Maynation I am so happy you are back again, Thank God for the total healing. Ogun to ti se koni gberi mo.
Please everybody I now make gift boxes, jewelry boxes, and all form of boxes and paper bags. Please patronize me.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 4:12pm On Nov 15, 2020
BHAG:
Mr. Collegenews congratulations, Take my warm wishes of lifetime happiness and joy in your union. At last!!
May.nation I am so happy you are back again, Thank God for the total healing. Ogun to ti se koni gberi mo.
Please everybody I now make gift boxes, jewelry boxes, and all form of boxes and paper bags. Please patronize me.
Yes o, at long last.
Amen and Amen.
Thanks so much my dear sister.
I definitely will ensure to reach out anytime I am in need of those services you render.
Thank you
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nlanalyst: 4:43pm On Nov 15, 2020
Congratulations to you Collegenews.
Please I have a question I will like you to ask and please I am not asking as a troll, just a reader of your diary who wants answer(s).
Please oga CN, don't you think the proposal came too early? I mean you started writing about this our wife late september and I think you said you met her early September. Please don't you think you are too rushy?
Secondly, about your moniker and the misconceptions born by it and the siggy you chose in the past probably to disguise yourself, please what was the need? I mean it makes sense if you do that in reality all to test a woman but on nairaland? What difference would that have made? What exactly were you up to? Abi did you have someone you were trying to test?
I will really appreciate if you could answer my questions and once again, I am not here to troll you.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nlanalyst: 4:50pm On Nov 15, 2020
Mzrapper.
Good after noon MA.
Please I have a question for you too and I will be very glad if you can grace me with a reply.
You said you and Oga CN were cool even before he revealed anything about himself and having followed this thread for a very long time, I once read where the friendship started. It was when he apologized to EG and decided to send him money as a token of apology, I think 2k or so. I can't remember. You added 10k to the money too and he increased his own to 5k or so. After a while you and Oga Cn were talking and I can't remember what happened but you said he should send money to some nairalanders. And I think a while after, they contributed money for you and you shared it with the nairalanders. It was after he donated 50k you people talked about chatting on whatsap(from what I read on here), can't we assume it is the donation he made that necessitated the friendship outside of here? Would you have given hm your number if he was unable to send the money you asked him to send? and if he was unable to contribute to your donation.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by bigjackass: 4:57pm On Nov 15, 2020
Nlanalyst:
Congratulations to you Collegenews.
Please I have a question I will like you to ask and please I am not asking as a troll, just a reader of your diary who wants answer(s).
Please oga CN, don't you think the proposal came too early? I mean you started writing about this our wife late september and I think you said you met her early September. Please don't you think you are too rushy?
Secondly, about your moniker and the misconceptions born by it and the siggy you chose in the past probably to disguise yourself, please what was the need? I mean it makes sense if you do that in reality all to test a woman but on nairaland? What difference would that have made? What exactly were you up to? Abi did you have someone you were trying to test?
I will really appreciate if you could answer my questions and once again, I am not here to troll you.
Nlanalyst:
Mzrapper.
Good after noon MA.
Please I have a question for you too and I will be very glad if you can grace me with a reply.
You said you and Oga CN were cool even before he revealed anything about himself and having followed this thread for a very long time, I once read where the friendship started. It was when he apologized to EG and decided to send him money as a token of apology, I think 2k or so. I can't remember. You added 10k to the money too and he increased his own to 5k or so. After a while you and Oga Cn were talking and I can't remember what happened but you said he should send money to some nairalanders. And I think a while after, they contributed money for you and you shared it with the nairalanders. It was after he donated 50k you people talked about chatting on whatsap(from what I read on here), can't we assume it is the donation he made that necessitated the friendship outside of here? Would you have given hm your number if he was unable to send the money you asked him to send? and if he was unable to contribute to your donation.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 5:16pm On Nov 15, 2020
nanlyst
I was going to ignore your questions until I saw that you included Farida, let me answer on her behalf.
If you judged from this thread , it's not surprising that you missed out on the main parts. Farida and I have been friends from diary section not from here, the money you read that she asked me to send to two persons was for redemption because I wronged her. When Farida was still hot, she had blasted a lot of persons and had so many haters, I was like the only person who was replying to her mentions and from there I asked to know her outside of here. In fact a lot of persons (EG inclusive) assumed I was her alternate for the fact that I was the only person always quoting her and replying her. One particular day, I assumed since she was hated by many then it was time I let her be. I publicly embarrassed her which was a very childish and unnecessary thing to do. Prince on seeing this didn't hesitate to drag me and loud my immaturity, I publicly apologized to her but it was late already. That was the beginning of our disconnection.
What you read on here was when I asked for her forgiveness for the second time and she made those requests which I agreed to. And lest I forget, she made it known she didn't need my penny and she sure doesn't, the money wasn't for her after all. That should tell you she wasn't interested in the money. How much is 5k by the way? And the 50K you wrote about, Liru and his wife donated 200k, did they go about singing that Farida became their friends because of the donation?
Farida is actually bigger than 50k and our friendship dated way back to diary section and not here at all.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nlanalyst: 5:34pm On Nov 15, 2020
Collegenews:
nanlyst
I was going to ignore your questions until I saw that you included Farida, let me answer on her behalf.
If you judged from this thread , it's not surprising that you missed out on the main parts. Farida and I have been friends from diary section not from here, the money you read that she asked me to send to two persons was for redemption because I wronged her. When Farida was still hot, she had blasted a lot of persons and had so many haters, I was like the only person who was replying to her mentions and from there I asked to know her outside of here. In fact a lot of persons (EG inclusive) assumed I was her alternate for the fact that I was the only person always quoting her and replying her. One particular day, I assumed since she was hated by many then it was time I let her be. I publicly embarrassed her which was a very childish and unnecessary thing to do. Prince on seeing this didn't hesitate to drag me and loud my immaturity, I publicly apologized to her but it was late already. That was the beginning of our disconnection.
What you read on here was when I asked for her forgiveness for the second time and she made those requests which I agreed to. And lest I forget, she made it known she didn't need my penny and she sure doesn't, the money wasn't for her after all. That should tell you she wasn't interested in the money. How much is 5k by the way? And the 50K you wrote about, Liru and his wife donated 200k, did they go about singing that Farida became their friends because of the donation?
Farida is actually bigger than 50k and our friendship dated way back to diary section and not here at all.
Thank you so much Oga Cn, that is why I said I am not here to troll. I only needed a harmless clarification.
Please try and answer those questions too, there are some of us looking up to you and learning a lot from your diary. I feel that may send the wrong message to us.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 6:07pm On Nov 15, 2020
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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 6:09pm On Nov 15, 2020
Nlanalyst:
Thank you so much Oga Cn, that is why I said I am not here to troll. I only needed a harmless clarification.
Please try and answer those questions too, there are some of us looking up to you and learning a lot from your diary. I feel that may send the wrong message to us.
I will answer for two reasons: 1, because I am quite inquisitive myself and 2) because the question about proposal may really be indeed too early for some people.
About the proposal, firstly, it's a choice. There are no designed rules for courtship nor the number of years you have to court before taking things to the next level. What works for A may not work for B, you can court for years and your marriage won't last a season. It happens, this doesn't mean courting for long doesn't help a lot. It does, just saying it doesn't guarantee the success of a marriage. My brother or sister, I have dated quite a number of persons, why didn't I propose to them? It is because outside the superficial desires lies what I genuinely look out for and none had them. If after finding these qualities, what else then do I need to keep waiting for? Not old enough to readily spot what I desire in a lady or what will make a good wife ni?
My dear I have been in this dating business for more than two decades. I have learnt and unlearned, seen, known and understood a lot of things about ladies in general and with no much ado I can readily spot what will work for me.
By the way, in my very simple defense, did you read where I made it clear I have known her while I was pursuing a B.Sc degree back in the days? Not like I actually just saw her in September and I am already proposing November. Lmao!
There is no justification to that foolishness, just had to include the first part to let you know you don't have to live in the box, you don't have to do it because CN did. Each folk with his stroke.
Anyways, We were friends in school, she already proved her worthiness back in the days, got connected back and here we are.
About my moniker, my then siggy and all, that is my choice. No need explaining to you or anyone. It doesn't affect you in anyway, does it ?
P.S: Don't bother asking any more questions. I won't reply.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by BHAG: 6:10pm On Nov 15, 2020
Collegenews:
Yes o, at long last.
Amen and Amen.
Thanks so much my dear sister.
I definitely will ensure to reach out anytime I am in need of those services you render.
Thank you
Alright Brother
Thank you

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nlanalyst: 6:30pm On Nov 15, 2020
Collegenews:

I will answer for two reasons: 1, because I am quite inquisitive myself and 2) because the question about proposal may really be indeed too early for some people.
About the proposal, firstly, it's a choice. There are no designed rules for courtship nor the number of years you have to court before taking things to the next level. What works for A may not work for B, you can court for years and your marriage won't last a season. It happens, this doesn't mean courting for long doesn't help a lot. It does, just saying it doesn't guarantee the success of a marriage. My brother or sister, I have dated quite a number of persons, why didn't I propose to them? It is because outside the superficial desires lies what I genuinely look out for and none had them. If after finding these qualities, what else then do I need to keep waiting for? Not old enough to readily spot what I desire in a lady or what will make a good wife ni?
My dear I have been in this dating business for more than two decades. I have learnt and unlearned, seen, known and understood a lot of things about ladies in general and with no much ado I can readily spot what will work for me.
By the way, in my very simple defense, did you read where I made it clear I have known her while I was pursuing a B.Sc degree back in the days? Not like I actually just saw her in September and I am already proposing November. Lmao!
There is no justification to that foolishness, just had to include the first part to let you know you don't have to live in the box, you don't have to do it because CN did. Each folk with his stroke.
Anyways, We were friends in school, she already proved her worthiness back in the days, got connected back and here we are.
About my moniker, my then siggy and all, that is my choice. No need explaining to you or anyone. It doesn't affect you in anyway, does it ?
P.S: Don't bother asking any more questions. I won't reply.
I get your point. Thanks for answering.
I must have missed the last part .
I won't ask why further question
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 10:00am On Nov 16, 2020
AgathaMoses:

no head no tail. Just choochoochoochoo aproko from dusk till dawn
Quote me the number asap
AgathaMoses:


stop disturbing me wt mentions. Ao wl u afford her? Wt crumbies? Even if she’s free u stil cnt aford her

Don't be shy. Just quote me with the number
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by AgathaMoses(f): 10:57am On Nov 16, 2020
BLUELemon:


sterling bank 0072053910 Joshua.

DrRichealer:

Why are there four pages of mentions with your bank details, do you beg for a living?
dat is wat Joshua does. He is a serial beggar, an unrepentant one
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 10:57am On Nov 16, 2020
BHAG:
Mr. Colle.genews congratulations, Take my warm wishes of lifetime happiness and joy in your union. At last!!
Maynation I am so happy you are back again, Thank God for the total healing. Ogun to ti se koni gberi mo.
Please everybody I now make gift boxes, jewelry boxes, and all form of boxes and paper bags. Please patronize me.
Amin l'oruko Jesu.
Thank you so much sister mi.
I am grateful
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 11:04pm On Nov 16, 2020
Collegenews:
nanlyst
I was going to ignore your questions until I saw that you included Farida, let me answer on her behalf.
If you judged from this thread , it's not surprising that you missed out on the main parts. Farida and I have been friends from diary section not from here, the money you read that she asked me to send to two persons was for redemption because I wronged her. When Farida was still hot, she had blasted a lot of persons and had so many haters, I was like the only person who was replying to her mentions and from there I asked to know her outside of here. In fact a lot of persons (EG inclusive) assumed I was her alternate for the fact that I was the only person always quoting her and replying her. One particular day, I assumed since she was hated by many then it was time I let her be. I publicly embarrassed her which was a very childish and unnecessary thing to do. Prince on seeing this didn't hesitate to drag me and loud my immaturity, I publicly apologized to her but it was late already. That was the beginning of our disconnection.
What you read on here was when I asked for her forgiveness for the second time and she made those requests which I agreed to. And lest I forget, she made it known she didn't need my penny and she sure doesn't, the money wasn't for her after all. That should tell you she wasn't interested in the money. How much is 5k by the way? And the 50K you wrote about, Liru and his wife donated 200k, did they go about singing that Farida became their friends because of the donation?
Farida is actually bigger than 50k and our friendship dated way back to diary section and not here at all.
Would not have even graced him with attention.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by simplepee(f): 4:45am On Nov 17, 2020
Even though I missed the gist when it was horrrrt.

Congratulations CN. Man wey sabi tongue

May God bless you both. May devil not put confusion in your home. Happy home it has been, happy home it will always be.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by simplepee(f): 5:01am On Nov 17, 2020
Mzrapper That description is everything. You killed it, thanks. You did 'ojoro' sha by not including yours and not allowing others to. I was keenly looking forward to yours tongue tongue.

However, I respect your decision. Our beautiful mysterious Lady kiss kiss kiss

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 9:45am On Nov 17, 2020
simplepee:
Mzrapper That description is everything. You killed it, thanks. You did 'ojoro' sha by not including yours and not allowing others to. I was keenly looking forward to yours tongue tongue.

However, I respect your decision. Our beautiful mysterious Lady kiss kiss kiss
grin
Thank you my chale, glad you enjoyed it.
Your last line is loved.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 10:11am On Nov 17, 2020
Maynation.
My Mayyyyyy, that piece was sweet, I guess my fear of the unknown got me. Perhaps you could remove the part about being married and being a mother. tongue
I am even more surprised you could spot that necklace. shocked
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by AgathaMoses(f): 10:19am On Nov 17, 2020
Nlanalyst:
Mzrapper.
Good after noon MA.
Please I have a question for you too and I will be very glad if you can grace me with a reply.
You said you and Oga CN were cool even before he revealed anything about himself and having followed this thread for a very long time, I once read where the friendship started. It was when he apologized to EG and decided to send him money as a token of apology, I think 2k or so. I can't remember. You added 10k to the money too and he increased his own to 5k or so. After a while you and Oga Cn were talking and I can't remember what happened but you said he should send money to some nairalanders. And I think a while after, they contributed money for you and you shared it with the nairalanders. It was after he donated 50k you people talked about chatting on whatsap(from what I read on here), can't we assume it is the donation he made that necessitated the friendship outside of here? Would you have given hm your number if he was unable to send the money you asked him to send? and if he was unable to contribute to your donation.

is that CN guy actually okay? What tribe is he? He comes off as an arindin to me
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 10:27am On Nov 17, 2020
MZrapper:
Maynation.
My Mayyyyyy, that piece was sweet, I guess my fear of the unknown got me. Perhaps you could remove the part about being married and being a mother. tongue
I am even more surprised you could spot that necklace. shocked
Glad it's sweet to you. Not going to remove any part of it tho.
Yeah, I am jeweler actually.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Froshloaded: 10:28am On Nov 17, 2020
Wahala for who dey disguise.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 10:29am On Nov 17, 2020
maynation:

Glad it's sweet to you. Not going to remove any part of it tho.
Yeah, I am jeweler actually.
Don't worry, I sure can deal. tongue
I am seriously surprised regardless.
How much do you sell?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 10:33am On Nov 17, 2020
MZrapper:

Don't worry, I sure can deal. tongue
I am seriously surprised regardless.
How much do you sell?
You how much did you buy yours?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 10:36am On Nov 17, 2020
maynation:

You how much did you buy yours?
So If I wanted to buy from you as a customer, you will ask me how much I bought it before giving me a price? undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 10:41am On Nov 17, 2020
Froshloaded:
Wahala for who dey disguise.
undecided

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 10:47am On Nov 17, 2020
MZrapper:

So If I wanted to buy from you as a customer, you will ask me how much I bought it before giving me a price? undecided
lol. Okay.
It depends. The foreign one (Anna Saulino) is 150k (price depends on relationship tho) but the (Naija made) just normal Pepita link by Zivanora is 37k but the difference is very obvious.
Seriously, I have to go.
See you around.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 10:52am On Nov 17, 2020
maynation:

lol. Okay.
It depends. The foreign one (Anna Saulino) is 150k (price depends on relationship tho) but the (Naija made) just normal Pepita link by Zivanora is 37k but the difference is very obvious.
Seriously, I have to go.
See you around.
Never heard of the Naija made tho, I will like if you will tell me the difference when you return.
I got mine from SA tho, the price is like 33k lesser than this.
Enjoy your days.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 12:42pm On Nov 17, 2020
sorry to intrude, MZrapper thank God i refused to believe you are a toxic person, maynation i have been a silent fan from the time of diary of ugly, broke dame or so, i always like all your diaries (the crew) even if you say otherwise. CN congrats , May and liru congrats too, Egoat i will bring my boys for free hair cut this xmas if am less busy, agbara no too far , to all the crew may happiness never depart from you all. biko nobody should quote me .bye.

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