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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by prinx55555(m): 1:39pm On Nov 17, 2020
Collegenews sure knows how to treat a woman right.
MZrapper, wasn't surprised. You know na. grin

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by DrMoney1: 2:33pm On Nov 17, 2020
Collegenews, na man you be abobi.
That was lit
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 3:19pm On Nov 17, 2020
prinx55555:
Collegenews sure knows how to treat a woman right.
MZ.rapper, wasn't surprised. You know na. grin
Maman, anything to celebrate a good woman. Lmao!
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 3:23pm On Nov 17, 2020
maynation:

Glad it's sweet to you. Not going to remove any part of it tho.
Yeah, I am jeweler actually.
You did justice to Farida swears.
Didn't know it's a crime to say 'thank you' when someone does you a favor by the way. tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 3:25pm On Nov 17, 2020
simplepee:
Even though I missed the gist when it was horrrrt.

Congratulations CN. Man wey sabi tongue

May God bless you both. May devil not put confusion in your home. Happy home it has been, happy home it will always be.
Amennnn and Amen.
Thank you so much my sister.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by DrMoney1: 4:37pm On Nov 17, 2020
Collegenews:

Maman, anything to celebrate a good woman. Lmao!
Abobi wetin dey work you na? Selina dey your head?
Why you ignore my mention? First na May now you.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 4:41pm On Nov 17, 2020
prinx55555:
Colleg.enews sure knows how to treat a woman right.
MZrapper, wasn't surprised. You know na. grin
Lol. I allowed CN to drop subtle hints about everything long before now na. grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 6:27pm On Nov 17, 2020
MZrapper:

Lol. I allowed CN to drop subtle hints about everything long before now na. grin
Which of the CNs? You did tell me you were married but never ever did you tell me you have an amazing baby.

undecided undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 11:17am On Nov 18, 2020
Queenyprinxex
What's up?
Hope you are cool? haven't seen you around.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by prinx55555(m): 12:28pm On Nov 18, 2020
MZrapper:

Lol. I allowed CN to drop subtle hints about everything long before now na. grin
Talking about our convos outside of here.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by prinx55555(m): 12:32pm On Nov 18, 2020
Collegenews:

Maman, anything to celebrate a good woman. Lmao!
True right.
Funny how you were taken for a misogynist.
Who no know no go know.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex2: 1:29pm On Nov 18, 2020
Collegenews:
Queenyprinxex
What's up?
Hope you are cool? haven't seen you around.
Been reading as a guest. Serving a ban. tongue
Had to create this moniker to reply you.
I love Lastie already, you know that but I am loving her more, straight up tripping. Her taste is something else.
I saw the gifts Lastie got for May and man, those were frigging lit and expensive. The Michael Kors Dorothy Flex Pump especially, like it's the real M.K. The Prada sunglasses too, man!!!
Had to confirm everything for myself. I can only assume you bought them and presented them to May through your sister. Your sist is on a different cruise, either she bought them or not tho.
By the way, I really enjoy all that I read and heard about you.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex2: 1:37pm On Nov 18, 2020
MZrapper:
Maynation.
My Mayyyyyy, that piece was sweet, I guess my fear of the unknown got me. Perhaps you could remove the part about being married and being a mother. tongue
I am even more surprised you could spot that necklace. shocked
Yo!
Never been more impressed about you like for real.
You should hear the wonderful things Demi said about you, like Demi of all people.
I have always loved you and you know that.
By the way you have a very nice voice.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 2:06pm On Nov 18, 2020
prinx55555:

True right.
Funny how you were taken for a misogynist.
Who no know no go know.

Who no know no go know bros.
Opinion is cheap tho, especially a city spermbank's.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 2:12pm On Nov 18, 2020
Queenyprinxex2:

Been reading as a guest. Serving a ban. tongue
Had to create this moniker to reply you.
I love Lastie already, you know that but I am loving her more, straight up tripping. Her taste is something else.
I saw the gifts Lastie got for May and man, those were frigging lit and expensive. The Michael Kors Dorothy Flex Pump especially, like it's the real M.K. The Prada sunglasses too, man!!!
Had to confirm everything for myself. I can only assume you bought them and presented them to May through your sister. Your sist is on a different cruise, either she bought them or not tho.
By the way, I really enjoy all that I read and heard about you.
Sorry for the ban.
Lastie sure has very high tastes. Everyone knows her with that.
At the bolded, Nahhh! They weren't from me at all, I even suck at giving gifts. She paid for everything, to the very last penny. She likes May a lot actually.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex2: 2:27pm On Nov 18, 2020
Collegenews:

Sorry for the ban.
Lastie sure has very high tastes. Everyone knows her with that.
At the bolded, Nahhh! They weren't from me at all, I even suck at giving gifts. She paid for everything, to the very last penny. She likes May a lot actually.
This your sister is rolling high up mehn.
So you deal on those collections? And you claim CNjnr sells 10 dozens in a week or so?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 2:33pm On Nov 18, 2020
Queenyprinxex2:

This your sister is rolling high up mehn.
So you deal on those collections? And you claim CNjnr sells 10 dozens in a week or so?
You think I will rent an entire floor to deal on #1.5k gowns? or #500 leggings? undecided
Yeah he sells even more at times. It's just that the shop has separate chambers, some for those kind of collections the other for the random ones but we deal majorly on designers actually.
How are you by the way?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex2: 2:46pm On Nov 18, 2020
Collegenews:

You think I will rent an entire floor to deal on #1.5k gowns? or #500 leggings? undecided
Yeah he sells even more at times. It's just that the shop has separate chambers, some for those kind of collections the other for the random ones but we deal majorly on designers actually.
How are you by the way?
ROFL!!!!!!!
Ain't a crime I asked, is it?
I'm fine. Congratulations on your engagement once again.
It seems someone is bent on back to back imitation tho. Talking about the your own ring. You dig?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 3:04pm On Nov 18, 2020
Queenyprinxex2:

ROFL!!!!!!!
Ain't a crime I asked, is it?
I'm fine. Congratulations on your engagement once again.
It seems someone is bent on back to back imitation tho. Talking about the your own ring. You dig?
Lmao! Didn't say it's a crime, just asked a question. wink
Hahahahahah gringringrin
I sure dug that.
I already told May I was going to buy the ride for myself long before now, she made me love it. That was just a perfect opportunity to add it to my garage. No be copy copy. grin
How did I forget to write about your American accent? shockedshockedshocked
Jesuuuuuuu. I told Liru how surprised I was you could as well speak Yoruba. Your Yoruba sounded like English too. That accent was dope. shuwe shuwe shuwe shuwe.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex2: 3:08pm On Nov 18, 2020
Collegenews:

Lmao! Didn't say it's a crime, just asked a question. wink
Hahahahahah gringringrin
I sure dug that.
I already told May I was going to buy the ride for myself long before now, she made me love it. That was just a perfect opportunity to add it to my garage. No be copy copy. grin
How did I forget to write about your American accent? shockedshockedshocked
Jesuuuuuuu. I told Liru how surprised I was you could as well speak Yoruba. Your Yoruba sounded like English too. That accent was dope. shuwe shuwe shuwe shuwe.
Tueh!
Thanks for the compliment tho, I got the Yoruba part every time.
If you don't mind me asking, do you give Lastie everything she asks?
Especially when her request is monetary.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 3:18pm On Nov 18, 2020
Queenyprinxex2:

Tueh!
Thanks for the compliment tho, I got the Yoruba part every time.
If you don't mind me asking, do you give Lastie everything she asks?
Especially when her request is monetary.
Honestly I was surprised my self. That accent is lit.
About your question.
You know if I want to take the credit I will lie I do right? But honestly I don't.
She bills every single sibling she has, like everyone every time.
Personally, I do not even give her money frequently, apart from maybe her daily allowance if she is with me or maybe her birthday, Christmas, Easter and festive periods in general. Did that do it?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex2: 3:25pm On Nov 18, 2020
Collegenews:

Honestly I was surprised my self. That accent is lit.
About your question.
You know if I want to take the credit I will lie I do right? But honestly I don't.
She bills every single sibling she has, like everyone every time.
Personally, I do not even give her money frequently, apart from maybe her daily allowance if she is with me or maybe her birthday, Christmas, Easter and festive periods in general. Did that do it?
It sorta did a little.
The daily allowance is it probably. Does she always pay for everything she buys from the shop?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 3:34pm On Nov 18, 2020
Queenyprinxex2:

It sorta did a little.
The daily allowance is it probably. Does she always pay for everything she buys from the shop?
Farida asked her this question recently.
It's like this; she has right to two different stuff on a monthly basis. She could choose whatever she wants but anything other than these two then she is paying. No discount, no consideration.
That is how we role.
Hearing from May? How is prep?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex2: 3:37pm On Nov 18, 2020
Collegenews:

Farida asked her this question recently.
It's like this; she has right to two different stuff on a monthly basis. She could choose whatever she wants but anything other than these two then she is paying. No discount, no consideration.
That is how we role.
Hearing from May? How is prep?
lol @ the bolded
Okay. That is still nice tho., she is very lucky.
I think it's crystal now.
Heard from them few minutes ago, they are good.
Everything is going smoothly.
Please tell Lastie she has a fan.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 3:41pm On Nov 18, 2020
Queenyprinxex2:

lol @ the bolded
Okay. That is still nice tho., she is very lucky.
I think it's crystal now.
Heard from them few minutes ago, they are good.
Everything is going smoothly.
Please tell Lastie she has a fan.
Alright ma'm.
Glad they are good.
I will gist Lastie everything.
Have a great day ahead.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 4:53pm On Nov 18, 2020

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 6:05pm On Nov 18, 2020
Collegenews:

How did I forget to write about your American accent? shockedshockedshocked
Jesuuuuuuu. I told Liru how surprised I was you could as well speak Yoruba. Your Yoruba sounded like English too. That accent was dope. shuwe shuwe shuwe shuwe.
Even me sef shock as no one talked about it.
That accent na fire abeg. gringringrin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 7:17am On Nov 19, 2020
Egoat:

Even me sef shock as no one talked about it.
That accent na fire abeg. gringringrin
I dey tell you bros.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by HotPoundedYam(m): 1:19pm On Nov 19, 2020
Just so you know. I am back and better
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 1:38pm On Nov 20, 2020
Collegenews:

Which of the CNs? You did tell me you were married but never ever did you tell me you have an amazing baby.

undecided undecided
You didn't ask. How's that my fault?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 1:38pm On Nov 20, 2020
prinx55555:

Talking about our convos outside of here.
Just ignore everything. Let's start afresh. tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 1:41pm On Nov 20, 2020
Queenyprinxex2:

Yo!
Never been more impressed about you like for real.
You should hear the wonderful things Demi said about you, like Demi of all people.
I have always loved you and you know that.
By the way you have a very nice voice.
kiss kiss kiss kiss
Honestly, I fell straight in love wit your voice. and accent.
That's very awesome.

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