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noble71:
They made me believe that both of them were taking first position in their class during their time. Especially my pops man he sabi blow lamba.

They wanted you to study harder...

In Nigeria, even today (though it isn't always true) doing well academically can open doors for you well well....even doors shut by tribalism.

Mine was that if I fetch water from the well late at night mami water will start chasing me in my dreams

Masonkaycares:
When we were kids we were made to believe different things, most of which were scary and the consequence unfavorable to us. Share with us the things which you were made to believe as a kid and how you got over your useless belifs. I'll start.




Picking money from the ground. When am being told stories of people who picked money which did not belong to them on the ground, how they'll turn to goats, chicken, yam, wheel barrow and a host of others, fear engulfs me to the marrow. I refused to pick money from the ground under no circumstances but one day all that changed.
I was coming back from school (2011) under the scorching sun, thirsty and famished after the days compound work I was going home alone that day when I saw 50 Naira lying on the floor. I prayed in my (God if am going to turn into a goat let me but I will take this money) I bent down and picked the money and looked at myself and started laughing seeing the fact that am alive and nothing is wrong with me. I just kuku carry the money enter the nearest shop buy water drink, if not I don't know if I would be alive typing this.




Share yours!!

Christianity

Lion giving birth when it rains while sunny

Ladylite:
They made me believe naija school education is the key to a bright future.

It isn't their fault you failed at life despite their giving you a sound education

Ladylite:
They made me believe naija school education is the key to a bright future.

So you would have stayed at home and learned nothing?

Better appreciate your schooling.

. That the pen is greater than the sword...

I just wish she was alive to witness every single shiit niggars are passing through on a daily just to put food on the table,even despite after acquiring a certificate

That playing game was a sin

1.Once your teeth falls off and lizard sees it, it won't grow again
2. As a girl, talking with a boy can make you get pregnant
3. Once you swallow any seed( orange, cherry etc), it grows in your stomach.

That jesus is my saviour.
Noah's ark
That our ancestors are Adam and Eve.
Infact the entire bible myth

They said if i eat fish eye i will become intelligent,anytime i see fish eye ,i dey eat lol

Whistle at night and witches will come to you

NoFucksToGive:
It isn't their fault you failed at life despite their giving you a sound education

Even graduates with good certificates are currently jobless
Truth be said, education used to be the key to success, perhaps back then,before the 80s I guess,
but una present leaders don throwaway the key for lagoon.

That I will go to hell if I Bleep beforehand marriage surprised some people in this century still believe some shits

I can't remember hearing any fact from my mum....


Everything she has ever told me are myths and fallacies.... it affected my phsyche

Whistling at night sounds so irritating though.

That women's vagina don't smell to high heaven





That a menstruating lady don't smell


That if I land a heavy punch on her breast
Sey her breast go burst



Sey girls get more pubic hair than boys

WiszyFraud:



That there is a certain god in heaven that solves all problems brought to him.
This is the worst thing the whites done unto us...

But the blacks also told us of Sango and Amadioha

that you don't talk while eating ...
also that you dont pick food that fell that....that Satan has eaten it...

Sonnobax15:
Even graduates with good certificates are currently jobless
Truth be said, education used to be the key to success, perhaps back then,before the 80s I guess,
but una present leaders don throwaway the key for lagoon.

Before the 1980's, Nigeria was still replacing the white colonialists that were eventually going to leave. Even as late as the 1980's we had a lot of white and other foreign lecturers in our universities for the simple fact that we did not have enough Nigerians to take over yet to give an example.

It was in the 1980's that we had enough graduates to take over...and then the number of graduates exceeded the jobs available in government establishments.

As for why the private sector is not generating jobs...when Nigeria runs its electricity sector at a loss, even with privatization, no power, no industries, no jobs.

When I consider those days ehn! Ignorance is a crime. My brother we were so scammed. One of the scam was that you don't point your finger at a tombstone!
If you mistakenly point a finger at a tombstone, you have to bite all your fingers or else...............
It was really stewpid

omoadeleye:
To guide us so that we can live a normal life and be ethically cognizance.

But, since we started copying foreign bullshits, we have lost our morals, and we even have some depressed souls parading themselves as gays, les and others abnormal sexual behaviours.

They keep bringing new sexual abnormalities to the public... From. L to the G to be B to T to Q to +. LGBTQ+...

Such sexual behaviors has always been in all culture of the world. Since there are effeminate men now there are in the past and there are also natural transgender, it is just the work of nature.

BeLookingIDIOT:
That one Jewish criminal 2000 years ago died for my sins ...How God sacrificed himself to himself to save me from himself.

You are not far from the truth. I am a fervent Christian. A staunch catholic but sometimes, I reminiscence on the whole story of the bible, the Christendom and somehow, how the stories tended not to add up to my understanding. Millions of people around the world do not believe in any religion, especially in the developed world and some parts of Asia. They believed that once you die, that's the end. Just like the way animals die and nothing more.

However, as a Christian, I am still holding unto the notion that there is life after death and believe in the resurrection, which is the backbone of Christian faith. As St. Paul said, If Christ had not risen from the dead, then our faith is in vain. Our believe in Christ is to rise with him after death. However, once in a while, I look at the whole story as if they were fake.

That if a boy touches me, I will get pregnant

If you drink coconut water,you will become DULL

How I wish my dad was like me when he was my age now.

Ladylite:
They made me believe naija school education is the key to a bright future.

I dey tell you... My parents still believes this till now.
They think we are still in the 1980's

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Masonkaycares:
When we were kids we were made to believe different things, most of which were scary and the consequence unfavorable to us. Share with us the things which you were made to believe as a kid and how you got over your useless belifs. I'll start.




Picking money from the ground. When am being told stories of people who picked money which did not belong to them on the ground, how they'll turn to goats, chicken, yam, wheel barrow and a host of others, fear engulfs me to the marrow. I refused to pick money from the ground under no circumstances but one day all that changed.
I was coming back from school (2011) under the scorching sun, thirsty and famished after the days compound work I was going home alone that day when I saw 50 Naira lying on the floor. I prayed in my (God if am going to turn into a goat let me but I will take this money) I bent down and picked the money and looked at myself and started laughing seeing the fact that am alive and nothing is wrong with me. I just kuku carry the money enter the nearest shop buy water drink, if not I don't know if I would be alive typing this.




Share yours!!

phorget:
Whistling at night sounds so irritating though.

Was told it invites snakes