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Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by Dissap: 5:49pm On Dec 13, 2020
Why do some girls always lie about masturbating? They hardly agrees with you that they actually masturbates!


I wish to catch one of them masturbating one day?
She will surely regret it.sad
Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by dudusky007(m): 5:51pm On Dec 13, 2020
you be mumu...na your mumu naim too much

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Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by virginprincess(f): 6:06pm On Dec 13, 2020
Pls someone should explain to me, how do girls mastrubate, because i don't understand.
Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by Uzomacharles: 6:09pm On Dec 13, 2020
U think say you dey wise



u are a Mumu man
grin

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Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by Uzomacharles: 6:10pm On Dec 13, 2020
virginprincess:
Pls someone should explain to me, how do girls mastrubate, because i don't understand.

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Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by hashtagged(m): 6:13pm On Dec 13, 2020
virginprincess:
Pls someone should explain to me, how do girls mastrubate, because i don't understand.

They Chuck a big cucumber inside a honey pot, the Honeypot has a gauge, so depending on how they move the cucumber in the honey pot the gauge fills faster and when it's filled, they would be tremors in the honey pot and it will rain honey undecided
Am tired

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Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by virginprincess(f): 6:19pm On Dec 13, 2020
hashtagged:


They Chuck a big cucumber inside a honey pot, the Honeypot has a gauge, so depending on how they move the cucumber in the honey pot the gauge fills faster and when it's filled, they would be tremors in the honey pot and it will rain honey undecided
Am tired
Chai, i feel like throwing up.
Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by 33l0: 6:20pm On Dec 13, 2020
English is not happy with you. grin grin grin grin

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Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by hashtagged(m): 6:21pm On Dec 13, 2020
virginprincess:
Chai, i feel like throwing up.

undecided, sighs well you can go for option 2 in front of the honey pot there is a big button, rubbing that button gently and in a circular motion can also give you honey

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Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by Donkwakwas(m): 6:25pm On Dec 13, 2020
Dissap:
Why do some girls always lie about masturbating? They hardly agrees with you that they actually masturbates!


I wish to catch one of them masturbating one day?
She will surely regret it.sad

Pls what will you do when you eventually catch 1?
Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by Pierocash(m): 6:26pm On Dec 13, 2020
This is why I stopped buying cocumbers from young girls fruit sellers, because I don't know how many orgasm it might have produced

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Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by luscioustrish(f): 6:26pm On Dec 13, 2020
Regret it how grin grin
Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by hashtagged(m): 6:28pm On Dec 13, 2020
Pierocash:
This is why I stopped buying cocumbers from young girls fruit sellers, because I don't know how many orgasm it might have produced

True stay off cucumbers and carrots

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Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by 33l0: 6:28pm On Dec 13, 2020
OP is dissapointed grin grin
Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by Kobicove(m): 6:32pm On Dec 13, 2020
Pierocash:
This is why I stopped buying cocumbers from young girls fruit sellers, because I don't know how many orgasm it might have produced

cheesy
Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by Womanizer(m): 6:35pm On Dec 13, 2020
virginprincess:
Pls someone should explain to me, how do girls mastrubate, because i don't understand.

Were you not the one I saw buying 2 big cucumbers 3 weeks ago? grin

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Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by Drella(m): 6:41pm On Dec 13, 2020
virginprincess:
Pls someone should explain to me, how do girls mastrubate, because i don't understand.

C'mon!
I don't like how you form total naivety towards sexual related matters.
Like do they teach anyone about sex?

This is not an accusation.Just saying my mind tongue

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Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by 33l0: 6:43pm On Dec 13, 2020
Drella:


C'mon!
I don't like how you form total naivety towards sexual related matters.
Like do they teach anyone about sex?

This is not an accusation.Just saying my mind tongue
Is this how you shoot shots in your village? grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by alphaRego01(m): 6:49pm On Dec 13, 2020
Pierocash:
This is why I stopped buying cocumbers from young girls fruit sellers, because I don't know how many orgasm it might have produced






Na only young u stop to debut from..ur joking
Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by Introvertmemer(m): 6:51pm On Dec 13, 2020
Totally unrelated:do we have private investigators and bounty hunters in NIGERIA
Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by virginprincess(f): 6:55pm On Dec 13, 2020
Drella:


C'mon!
I don't like how you form total naivety towards sexual related matters.
Like do they teach anyone about sex?

This is not an accusation.Just saying my mind tongue
Ah ah, i don't know anything about sex na, that why i'm asking.
Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by Drella(m): 7:03pm On Dec 13, 2020
virginprincess:
Ah ah, i don't know anything about sex na, that why i'm asking.
This is what you'll tell your future husband.Only for him to find out you are Mandy muse and moriah mills combined grin

As if you don't have friends or you don't use the internet. lipsrsealed

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Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by Fvckyouall: 7:16pm On Dec 13, 2020
Ladies are not meant to like sex, they hate it and just do it for childbearing. So am not sure a lady would masturbate except that lady had a medical problem
Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by virginprincess(f): 7:17pm On Dec 13, 2020
Drella:

This is what you'll tell your future husband.Only for him to find out you are Mandy muse and moriah mills combined grin

As if you don't have friends or you don't use the internet. lipsrsealed
I don't have friends, i only see things like this on the internet, besides my parents are very religious people, so i don't know much about sex.
Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by kilimanjaro(m): 7:44pm On Dec 13, 2020
Dissap:
Why do some girls always lie about masturbating? They hardly agrees with you that they actually masturbates!


I wish to catch one of them masturbating one day?
She will surely regret it.sad
Must you know the whys? Just shake your head and waka pass.
Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by RealEzee(m): 7:45pm On Dec 13, 2020
virginprincess:
I don't have friends, i only see things like this on the internet, besides my parents are very religious people, so i don't know much about sex.
eyaa my parents are priest and priestess sef, I don't even know wat this tin between my legs is for aside to pee, kinda weird when it get stiff, I'm coming let me check Google sef tongue
virginprincess:
I don't have friends, i only see things like this on the internet, besides my parents are very religious people, so i don't know much about sex.
eyaa my parents are priest and priestess sef, I don't even know wat this tin between my legs is for aside to pee, kinda weird when it get stiff, I'm coming let me check Google sef

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Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by Drella(m): 9:00pm On Dec 13, 2020
virginprincess:
I don't have friends, i only see things like this on the internet, besides my parents are very religious people, so i don't know much about sex.

I perfectly understand that kind of lifestyle because I used to be like that.But it all ended when I started to make my parents treat me like the adult that I am.


Now,not having friends is not bad but,are you the one who isn't interested in making friends or it is your parent's restriction??
Like do you sometimes crave to have friends around?I have a point I am trying to drive at.
Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by nurain150(m): 9:04pm On Dec 13, 2020
Introvertmemer:
Totally unrelated:do we have private investigators and bounty hunters in NIGERIA
yeah so far it online bounty I can hunt.you just have to sign some legal agreement
Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by Nobody: 12:54am On Dec 14, 2020
Pierocash:
This is why I stopped buying cocumbers from young girls fruit sellers, because I don't know how many orgasm it might have produced
grin grin
Re: Why Do Girls Always Lie About Masturbating? by PapaNwaeje: 5:25am On Dec 14, 2020
Dissap:
Why do some girls always lie about masturbating? They hardly agrees with you that they actually masturbates!


I wish to catch one of them masturbating one day?
She will surely regret it.sad


grin grin grin cheesy

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