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Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by Nobody: 9:50pm On Dec 24, 2020
I'm 23, I live in my parents house....Every christmas that we have been doing, my big bro is the one that always kill the chicken....But this year is kinda different, Big bro is not at home, he travelled and he is not coming back anytime soon

This Evening when my mum came back, she bought 3 chicken from d market, came into my room and told me to come n kill two of them, omo, fear grip me o but I man up and entered d kitchen, picked up the chicken and Knife....though I was scared but I succesfully killed d two of them, but since then till now, I have been restless
Make una help me thank God o, I don ripe, I don mature....I can now kill a chicken grin
Alleluia
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Merry Christmas people
I love you alll
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by ILoveeyouall(f): 9:59pm On Dec 24, 2020
Go and charge your brain
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by Nobody: 10:04pm On Dec 24, 2020
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Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by vickydankal(f): 10:04pm On Dec 24, 2020
Wow what an achievement.
By the power vested upon me, I hereby declare you a man, raise up, go forth and do exploit by killing goat, ram and cows.

Raise lord Oluwapluto

Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by mariahAngel(f): 10:18pm On Dec 24, 2020
Oluwapluto:
I'm 23, I live in my parents house....Every christmas that we have been doing, my big bro is the one that always kill the chicken....But this year is kinda different, Big bro is not at home, he travelled and he is not coming back anytime soon

This Evening when my mum came back, she bought 3 chicken from d market, came into my room and told me to come n kill two of them, omo, fear grip me o but I man up and entered d kitchen, picked up the chicken and Knife....though I was scared but I succesfully killed d two of them, but since then till now, I have been restless
Make una help me thank God o, I don ripe, I don mature....I can now kill a chicken grin
Alleluia
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Merry Christmas people
I love you alll
Congratulations.

Now, you're man enough to eat the gizzard.
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by Bbsterling: 10:22pm On Dec 24, 2020
[color=#770077][/color] cheesy
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by vastolord4(m): 10:58pm On Dec 24, 2020
Some men has never killed a fowl but are heads of their familieshuh
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by nifemi25(m): 11:15pm On Dec 24, 2020
Congratulations to you for achieving the killing of the fowl. It remain cow
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by HUSTLER001: 11:16pm On Dec 24, 2020
Go and sin no more.
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by KnightsTemplar(m): 11:26pm On Dec 24, 2020
I was 8 years old when I killed my first big goat. The legs where tied up, while I slit it's throat.
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by shantti(m): 6:37am On Dec 25, 2020
ive killed a lot of chicken before but ive not gotten over the fear, that flapping wings of a struggling chicken paralyses me with fear, the dangling of the half cut head freaks me out, whenever am summoned to kill a chicken, i die a thousand times inside of me but i will just pretend as if am not afraid in front of my family because am the first son
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by ZhiosonWind: 6:46am On Dec 25, 2020
vickydankal:
Wow what an achievement.
By the power vested upon me, I hereby declare you a man, raise up, go forth and do exploit by killing goat, ram and cows.

Raise lord Oluwapluto

Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by egopersonified(f): 7:09am On Dec 25, 2020
What's the hype about killing chicken this period, I am female and I have being killing chicken since secondary school. Wetin dey there.
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by olapeju39759: 7:22am On Dec 25, 2020
Go and sin no more.
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by mariahAngel(f): 8:12am On Dec 25, 2020
shantti:
ive killed a lot of chicken before but ive not gotten over the fear, that flapping wings of a struggling chicken paralyses me with fear, the dangling of the half cut head freaks me out, whenever am summoned to kill a chicken, i die a thousand times inside of me but i will just pretend as if am not afraid in front of my family because am the first son
Ehyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa grin

It's not easy to be a man
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by VEXT: 8:55am On Dec 25, 2020
Been think say,u buy meat for your family
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Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by CandyOps(m): 9:15am On Dec 25, 2020
egopersonified:
What's the hype about killing chicken this period, I am female and I have being killing chicken since secondary school. Wetin dey there.
this thread is for people with soft hearts like Ofoma bread cake not for people with Olumo rock in place of heart angry
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by Ryan03(f): 9:28am On Dec 25, 2020
shantti:
ive killed a lot of chicken before but ive not gotten over the fear, that flapping wings of a struggling chicken paralyses me with fear, the dangling of the half cut head freaks me out, whenever am summoned to kill a chicken, i die a thousand times inside of me but i will just pretend as if am not afraid in front of my family because am the first son
my guy, don't traumatize yourself over nothing. I told my mum plain and straight, I cannot do it, it scares me. Till I left my parents house, they either do it their selves or pay #200 in the market for it to be done there. There is no measurements for being a man
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by obyrich(m): 9:47am On Dec 25, 2020
egopersonified:
What's the hype about killing chicken this period, I am female and I have being killing chicken since secondary school. Wetin dey there.
angry
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by austine4real(m): 10:32am On Dec 25, 2020
grin grin grin
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by Nobody: 10:38am On Dec 25, 2020
vickydankal:
Wow what an achievement.
By the power vested upon me, I hereby declare you a man, raise up, go forth and do exploit by killing goat, ram and cows.

Raise lord Oluwapluto
grin grin cheesy grin grin grin
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by iamyemiakins(m): 11:46am On Dec 25, 2020
vickydankal:
Wow what an achievement.
By the power vested upon me, I hereby declare you a man, raise up, go forth and do exploit by killing goat, ram and cows.

Raise lord Oluwapluto
Oshey Lord Rahl grin
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by chii8(f): 12:21pm On Dec 25, 2020
I have never killed chicken before and I don't plan to.... undecided undecided undecided
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by Richy4(m): 4:49pm On Dec 25, 2020
OP your write up is the most hilarious/ Amusing I've read so far throughout 25th Dec... Congratulations though.. smiley smiley smiley smiley....
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by We4all: 5:03pm On Dec 25, 2020
KnightsTemplar:
I was 8 years old when I killed my first big goat. The legs where tied up, while I slit it's throat.
I won't doubt it if you have graduated to humans.
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by Ishilove: 5:07pm On Dec 25, 2020
Oluwapluto:
I'm 23, I live in my parents house....Every christmas that we have been doing, my big bro is the one that always kill the chicken....But this year is kinda different, Big bro is not at home, he travelled and he is not coming back anytime soon

This Evening when my mum came back, she bought 3 chicken from d market, came into my room and told me to come n kill two of them, omo, fear grip me o but I man up and entered d kitchen, picked up the chicken and Knife....though I was scared but I succesfully killed d two of them, but since then till now, I have been restless
Make una help me thank God o, I don ripe, I don mature....I can now kill a chicken grin
Alleluia
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Merry Christmas people
I love you alll
Congrats. My brother in his 30s still cannot kill chicken, but if it is to kill rat you will see him doing like The Incredible Hulk sans the green skin. I must show him this post so that he will man up and kill Billy and Samson tomorrow. Billy is the goat, Samson is the stubborn broiler.
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by mariahAngel(f): 5:12pm On Dec 25, 2020
Ryan03:
my guy, don't traumatize yourself over nothing. I told my mum plain and straight, I cannot do it, it scares me. Till I left my parents house, they either do it their selves or pay #200 in the market for it to be done there. There is no measurements for being a man
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha grin

No time mehn!
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by tee59(f): 5:21pm On Dec 25, 2020
Mtcheew, I hate weak men.
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by sisisioge: 5:32pm On Dec 25, 2020
grin grin grin

Prepare to be haunted for days grin
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by jaszplus12(m): 7:35pm On Dec 25, 2020
I believe in English it's SLAUGHTER not KILL...
anyway you have done well...now that you're a man, begin to move forward and out of your parents house.... don't have a girlfriend and be collecting small change from popsie or momsie to chat her up...get your own means of livelihood now...
God willing next Christmas we go add another feather to your cap!
Good luck
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by bukatyne(f): 8:27pm On Dec 25, 2020
vickydankal:
Wow what an achievement.
By the power vested upon me, I hereby declare you a man, raise up, go forth and do exploit by killing goat, ram and cows.

Raise lord Oluwapluto
Sexy vickydankal

Are you sure Oluwapluto wants to rise wink tongue

Merry Christmas
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by bukatyne(f): 8:29pm On Dec 25, 2020
Oluwapluto:
I'm 23, I live in my parents house....Every christmas that we have been doing, my big bro is the one that always kill the chicken....But this year is kinda different, Big bro is not at home, he travelled and he is not coming back anytime soon

This Evening when my mum came back, she bought 3 chicken from d market, came into my room and told me to come n kill two of them, omo, fear grip me o but I man up and entered d kitchen, picked up the chicken and Knife....though I was scared but I succesfully killed d two of them, but since then till now, I have been restless
Make una help me thank God o, I don ripe, I don mature....I can now kill a chicken grin
Alleluia
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Merry Christmas people
I love you alll
Thank God Oluwapluto don ripe grin cheesy

To killing of goats and cows grin
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