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Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Aabheaven(op): 2:51pm On Dec 26, 2020
Guys are not smiling o, just saw this and decided to share. This is not fair on the ladies though lol. What's your opinion

Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Angelacruz: 2:53pm On Dec 26, 2020
very funny
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Nazgul: 2:56pm On Dec 26, 2020
Looks fair to me.

Since they all slept with her, the money most be shared amongst them all.
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Kriss216: 2:56pm On Dec 26, 2020
Only virgin girls deserve bride price!
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Nobody: 2:57pm On Dec 26, 2020
lol I no fit laugh abeg..
wahala be like vaginagrin
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Jodha(f): 3:16pm On Dec 26, 2020
So if she slept with 0 persons nkor? 40000/0=0??

Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by mumumugu(m): 3:22pm On Dec 26, 2020
Na to increase the asking bride price
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Juliusmomoh: 3:23pm On Dec 26, 2020
Correct analysis..
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Authority1o1(m): 3:32pm On Dec 26, 2020
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by CandyOps(m): 3:34pm On Dec 26, 2020
Jodha:
So if she slept with 0 persons nkor? 40000/0=0??
grin

after exams now you go de shout "I done give them assignment" lol
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Jodha(f): 3:42pm On Dec 26, 2020
CandyOps:
grin

after exams now you go de shout "I done give them assignment" lol
Ade always finish work for exam....ade give my lecturer marking scheme... cool

Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by PrimeWatermark: 3:44pm On Dec 26, 2020
Jodha:
So if she slept with 0 persons nkor? 40000/0=0??
Jodha Akbar, be calming down. You can't divide anything by zero.
It's only when you multiply by zero that it gives you zero.
grin
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Jodha(f): 3:49pm On Dec 26, 2020
PrimeWatermark:
Jod.ha Akbar, be calming down. You can't divide anything by zero.
It's only when you multiply by zero that it gives you zero.
grin
E no consign me....adon already divide my own ...get my own answer...

Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by PrimeWatermark: 3:52pm On Dec 26, 2020
Jodha:
E no consign me....adon already divide my own ...get my own answer...
No wonder you dey give your lecturer marking scheme grin
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Jodha(f): 3:54pm On Dec 26, 2020
PrimeWatermark:
No wonder you dey give your lecturer marking scheme grin
How we go do nah....nah to finish work....

Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by paulolee(m): 3:57pm On Dec 26, 2020
very funny shaa
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Chienex24(m): 3:57pm On Dec 26, 2020
Jodha:
So if she slept with 0 persons nkor? 40000/0=0??
Wrong angry angry angry

Since she is a virgin and about to get married, she will surely sleep with one person eventually, within the confines of marriage,so;
40000/1=40000 cool cool cool
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Jodha(f): 4:03pm On Dec 26, 2020
Chienex24:
Wrong angry angry angry

Since she is a virgin and about to get married, she will surely sleep with one person eventually, within the confines of marriage,so;
40000/1=40000 cool cool cool
But she's not yet married yet...her bride price is about to be paid...hence she's still a virgin...so it's 0...yhure wrong... tongue
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Womanizer(m): 4:03pm On Dec 26, 2020
They need to pass a law to back it up grin
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by tidalstorm(m): 4:23pm On Dec 26, 2020
Jodha:
So if she slept with 0 persons nkor? 40000/0=0??
Fvckkkkk. grin grin

You've just disproved the OP' hypothesis.
Make him go back primary school go learn maths again. grin
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Jodha(f): 4:25pm On Dec 26, 2020
tidalstorm:
Fvckkkkk. grin grin

You've just disproved the OP' hypothesis.
Make him go back primary school go learn maths again. grin
Op no Sabi common marrimarrics.. cool cool

Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Chienex24(m): 4:31pm On Dec 26, 2020
Jodha:
But she's not yet married yet...her bride price is about to be paid...hence she's still a virgin...so it's 0...yhure wrong... tongue
Lolz... You really need to learn how to combine English and math together!

She is not married, and sex is usually preserved for marriage right? Yes!!

Assuming she has 1 body count, meaning she has already carried out a sacred activity preserved 4 marriage + the man she is engaged to that she will sleep with by law; = 40000/2= 20000

Note that it can only be 40000/0 or infinity or impossible if she wants to b celibate, rev.sister or spinster 4 life that knows no man.... kiss kiss
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Jodha(f): 4:34pm On Dec 26, 2020
Chienex24:
Lolz... You really need to learn how to combine English and math together!

She is not married, and sex is usually preserved for marriage right? Yes!!

Assuming she has 1 body count, meaning she has already carried out a sacred activity preserved 4 marriage + the man she is engaged to that she will sleep with by law; = 40000/2= 20000

Note that it can only be 40000/0 or infinity or impossible if she wants to b celibate, rev.sister or spinster 4 life that knows no man.... kiss kiss
The lady I'm talking about had no sex before marriage.... she's a virgin... prior to the payment of her bride price...hence 0....
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Chienex24(m): 4:46pm On Dec 26, 2020
Jodha:
The lady I'm talking about had no sex before marriage.... she's a virgin... prior to the payment of her bride price...hence 0....
Ahh ahh na... Aunty, u no dey gree oo!

She is getting married na, Na y dem dey pay bride price.... plus the division is inclusive of the man she is getting married to... Shuu? angry angry angry
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by LiamDazh(m): 4:50pm On Dec 26, 2020
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Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Jodha(f): 5:01pm On Dec 26, 2020
Chienex24:
Ahh ahh na... Aunty, u no dey gree oo!

She is getting married na, Na y dem dey pay bride price.... plus the division is inclusive of the man she is getting married to... Shuu? angry angry angry
But the man has not touched her yet prior to the wedding now... undecided
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by cristy149: 5:12pm On Dec 26, 2020
Jodha:
So if she slept with 0 persons nkor? 40000/0=0??
that's is why you are still re-writing jamb 6years now
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Jodha(f): 5:14pm On Dec 26, 2020
cristy149:
that's is why you are still re-writing jamb 6years now
Nawa o

Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Sixfeetbelle: 5:19pm On Dec 26, 2020
cristy149:
that's is why you are still re-writing jamb 6years now
Just say you don't know Mathematics and we'll teach you
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Sixfeetbelle: 5:21pm On Dec 26, 2020
Chienex24:
Ahh ahh na... Aunty, u no dey gree oo!

She is getting married na, Na y dem dey pay bride price.... plus the division is inclusive of the man she is getting married to... Shuu? angry angry angry
She's not married. There's no guy so her body count is zero.

Stop trying to be smart by half by including a guy for her.
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by OgThanos: 5:22pm On Dec 26, 2020
Jodha:
So if she slept with 0 persons nkor? 40000/0=0??
lol. you can sleep with zero.
what of the groom. so it gon be 40/1=40
Re: Is This The New Way Of Calculating Bride Price? by Kiddogarcia(m): 5:27pm On Dec 26, 2020
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