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Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by AfroKnight: 9:08pm On Dec 31, 2020
Shemmlly:
the reason I was masturbating because of the size of my dick I remembered I wanted to try sex for the first I visited an ashawo I paid her money when I pulled my boxer down and she saw my dick she starting make jest of me I was so embarrassed I couldn't penetrate her that night but she chop my money I just vex commot for there but the most annoying of it that she saw me the other day with her colleague she was gisting the stuff to her and they started laughing so loud I cant bath with my friends or even family member that are guys




Are you for real?

Sorry bro. Please do not fall for any pills, cream or oil or any topical ointment that anyone says would increase the size. Those stories are all false.

The only way out is surgery and there are not many skilled surgeons who do that kind of surgery, because it is not a life threatening issue. You may have to travel out of naija for that procedure.

You should talk to a therapist if you feel depressed about the size. Avoid prostîtutes if you can. If your girlfriend is unkind to you because of the size, dump her. You will meet someone who is okay with your size.
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by Tillatalk: 9:12pm On Dec 31, 2020
AfroKnight:





Are you for real?

Sorry bro. Please do not fall for any pills, cream or oil or any topical ointment that anyone says would increase the size. Those stories are all false.

The only way out is surgery and there are not many skilled surgeons who do that kind of surgery, because it is not a life threatening issue. You may have to travel out of naija for that procedure.

You should talk to a therapist if you feel depressed about the size. Avoid prostîtutes if you can. If your girlfriend is unkind to you because of the size, dump her. You will meet someone who is okay with your size.
... which girl go want his size nah girls wen like big dick
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by DoubleEngine007: 9:14pm On Dec 31, 2020
AfroKnight:





Are you for real?

Sorry bro. Please do not fall for any pills, cream or oil or any topical ointment that anyone says would increase the size. Those stories are all false.

The only way out is surgery and there are not many skilled surgeons who do that kind of surgery, because it is not a life threatening issue. You may have to travel out of naija for that procedure.

You should talk to a therapist if you feel depressed about the size. Avoid prostîtutes if you can. If your girlfriend is unkind to you because of the size, dump her. You will meet someone who is okay with your size.
Op you dey hear?? But I thank God for my own o ,even with small stature ,d bros just still gallant one kind wink Op find a gf that will appriciate yours,just the way it is...
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by AfroKnight: 9:16pm On Dec 31, 2020
Tillatalk:
... which girl go want his size nah girls wen like big dick

One thing I’ve learned is this life is not balanced. Some babes actually want small dick. They don’t like stress.
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by Tillatalk: 9:18pm On Dec 31, 2020
AfroKnight:


One thing I’ve learned is this life is not balanced. Some babes actually want small dick. They don’t like stress.
ask 100 girls 98 will tell you size matter
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by AfroKnight: 9:18pm On Dec 31, 2020
DoubleEngine007:
Op you dey hear?? But I thank God for my own o ,even with small stature ,d bros just still gallant one kind wink Op find a gf that will appriciate yours,just the way it is...


OP, no go dey think because your girlfriend no get sense. Some girls are kind and won’t mock you. And they may actually prefer small size.
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by AfroKnight: 9:18pm On Dec 31, 2020
Tillatalk:
ask 100 girls 98 will tell you size matter

Then he should go for the 2 that want his size

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Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by DoubleEngine007: 9:20pm On Dec 31, 2020
AfroKnight:



OP, no go dey think because your girlfriend no get sense. Some girls are kind and won’t mock you. And they may actually prefer small size.
Guy no be me be Op nahh shocked
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by Tillatalk: 9:20pm On Dec 31, 2020
AfroKnight:


Then he should go for the 2 that want his size
lol
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by Brayss(m): 9:20pm On Dec 31, 2020
5hanklee:

You can tie it and enter Lagos-Ibadan train. Nothing do you oga mi. grin
He can tie it and enter Buhari train grin grin
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by AfroKnight: 9:21pm On Dec 31, 2020
DoubleEngine007:
Guy no be me be Op nahh shocked
cheesy

Chairman, I know cheesy grin I just dey buttress your point bro.
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by DoubleEngine007: 9:23pm On Dec 31, 2020
AfroKnight:
cheesy

Chairman, I know cheesy grin I just dey buttress your point bro.
Okay bros. Respect .. Happy New Year Bros!

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Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by AfroKnight: 9:25pm On Dec 31, 2020
DoubleEngine007:
Okay bros. Respect .. Happy New Year Bros!

Happy new year boss.

2021 go favour us o!

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Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by Reuben700: 9:25pm On Dec 31, 2020
How many inches sef
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by Shemmlly: 9:26pm On Dec 31, 2020
Reuben700:
How many inches sef
how can I measure it sir
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by rowland545(m): 9:26pm On Dec 31, 2020
Mathscum:

I am a grower.
Sometimes the showers think they are mightier.
Not know that size is an initial gragra
exactly
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by DoubleEngine007: 9:27pm On Dec 31, 2020
AfroKnight:


Happy new year boss.

2021 go favour us o!
Amen ,my brother...

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Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by Reuben700: 9:32pm On Dec 31, 2020
Shemmlly:
how can I measure it sir
Get it erected then use tape to measure it
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by Shemmlly: 9:35pm On Dec 31, 2020
Reuben700:

Get it erected then use tape to measure it
I don't even have tape rule
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by Reuben700: 9:36pm On Dec 31, 2020
Shemmlly:
I don't even have tape rule
Okay you can use ruler
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by Shemmlly: 9:37pm On Dec 31, 2020
Reuben700:

Okay you can use ruler
okay
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by Reuben700: 9:38pm On Dec 31, 2020
Ninejaywon:
Don't get yourself worked up. I have a penis size of 1.5 inches when erect, so you can imagine the size when flaccid. Am I dead? Do I give a fork? The answer to both questions is No.
Try to stop dat wanking.
Just live your life to the fullest. wink
You don’t mean it
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by Nobody: 9:42pm On Dec 31, 2020
Nor kill yaself op.

Deeq wen you dey find, many people nor need am.

Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by Shemmlly: 9:48pm On Dec 31, 2020
Ninejaywon:
Don't get yourself worked up. I have a penis size of 1.5 inches when erect, so you can imagine the size when flaccid. Am I dead? Do I give a fork? The answer to both questions is No.
Try to stop dat wanking.
Just live your life to the fullest. wink
really
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by zexy2030(m): 9:49pm On Dec 31, 2020
Just appreciate other things provided you can make a woman prego nvm about the size. What will aki n Pappas do naw. But they married huge and big ladies. Size may not matter if you have money.
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by Greystone: 9:54pm On Dec 31, 2020
Jazzafizzy:


shocked


Ewoo Bros sorry na you get this picture shocked
I beg oo no vex oo ?

Pls, this cannot be real... like WTF
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by Hassanmaye(m): 10:07pm On Dec 31, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Not all ladies like it big actually
It's a lie

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Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by Tillatalk: 10:08pm On Dec 31, 2020
Hassanmaye:

It's a lie
all ladies want it big

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Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by Pegi23(f): 11:47pm On Dec 31, 2020
SarutobiEky:


Don't make jest like that. It's not funny.

Im serious. Big dick is painful but the small one isn't just know ur stroke games ..I love them small
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by Pegi23(f): 11:48pm On Dec 31, 2020
KidDarkness:

Like Pegi23
. Loud it



I LOVE IT SMALLER
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by Nobody: 11:50pm On Dec 31, 2020
Stupid Nairaland boys will start to disturb pggi23 now. Aunty DM go soon full.


Very stupid and childish grown up boys.
Re: Please Help My Penis is So Small by KidDarkness(m): 11:54pm On Dec 31, 2020
Pegi23:
. Loud it


I LOVE IT SMALLER
O.P, Pegi23 is waiting for you. Come and do new year for her

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