uboma:


Gimme accommodation for 5 years free of charge with a job, I won't accept to live in Lagos.

I have a friend who got transferred to Kano some years ago. He was surprised that he could make it to his office within 10 minutes, left the house at 7:45am but arrived the office before 8:00am.

Even after spending 3 months in Kano state, this guy, at 3:00am is already awake and counting the ceilings. Lagos life had wired him that way.

Six months later, my guy started working his transfer back to Lagos. What is it in Lagos state sef? I can never tell.

Ofemmanu1:


Lagos is the best!

It's the centre of excellence..
Everything in Lagos is number.1.

Your guy sabi beta thing.

Now I live in a peaceful and poch appt in Kogi state but it's nothing compared to my one room in Agege, Lagos.

Ishilove:
I think the craziest thing I've ever done while rushing bus years back was using my sizeable bosoms to shove men out of the way and when I settled on the seat, I laughed maniacally. I am not exaggerating. When I got home later that day and had a chance to ruminate, I was genuinely baffled at my actions.

Lagos does that to you

Magnoliaa:
Lmfaooo.

Foolishmasses:


No be everybody village people dey do. In your case, na you dey do yourself. Leave Kogi , go back to Lagos.

Ofemmanu1:


Lagos is the best!

It's the centre of excellence..
Everything in Lagos is number.1.

Your guy sabi beta thing.

Now I live in a peaceful and poch appt in Kogi state but it's nothing compared to my one room in Agege, Lagos.

NewDelhi:
Those conductors can make you laugh with their insults. I remember years back when a girl menstruated on the danfo seat going to oshodi. The insult she collected that day, I felt like crying on her behalf. She couldn't even talk as she must have felt the ground should just open up and swallow her.

Another was a young girl too. The conductor shouted her bus stop and as usual, a passenger is supposed to answer "o wa" or "o wa o". The girl didn't answer and when they drove past her bus stop, na then she remember say she suppose come down. The conductor angrily shouted at her say she no hear when he dey call bus stop. He then insulted her in Yoruba "o ti ronu oko lo". Meaning why she go hear when she don think about prick go.

Ishilove:

The opposite scenario is being elbowed in the breast by a muscular elbow.

MuttleyLaff:



Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD), lmso.

Warriz dis, bayi, nitori oloun?

uboma:



Lol.

What is it about Lagos state? How is it the best?

pocohantas:


Activities. There is always something happening somewhere. The drama is intoxicating. You hate it, but you sha can’t do without it.




I am serious. If say I dey there, I would be very entertained.

Ishilove:

It's like a fever in your blood.

Magnoliaa:
Warriz dis, bayi, nitori oloun?

pocohantas:


A submissive man. I like that.

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MuttleyLaff:



Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD), lmso.

Ofemmanu1:

Everything...

Just mention one good thing in your state and you will see Lagos has the best of it.

Jones4190:
that man most be an igbo man,, they no the hear word. chest beating all the time

uboma:



Funny...

The emphasis is on the quality of life in Lagos compared to other places. I will rather reside in Oyo state....

As early as 4:30/5:00am, one finds school children already on the road. For some workers, it is earlier. One barely gets 8 hours of quality rest/sleep during work days, depending on the distance from one's home to their place of work though. However for majority, it is the case.

Ishilove:
Men and breast

uboma:



Funny...

The emphasis is on the quality of life in Lagos compared to other places. I will rather reside in Oyo state....

As early as 4:30/5:00am, one finds school children already on the road. For some workers, it is earlier. One barely gets 8 hours of quality rest/sleep during work days, depending on the distance from one's home to their place of work though. However for majority, it is the case.

Ishilove:

I think the craziest thing I've ever done while rushing bus years back was using my sizeable bosoms to shove men out of the way and when I settled on the seat, I laughed maniacally. I am not exaggerating. When I got home later that day and had a chance to ruminate, I was genuinely baffled at my actions.

Lagos does that to you

uboma:



Not fair at all.....

MuttleyLaff:
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You speak fluent Yoruba this way.
Its just banter and my sister, Ishilove, has a funny bone.
Dont mind prude Bodydiialect57 above ojaare. I just tire for like that at times.

Ma lo wa o.

I thought you knew that. Lol, I know @ bolded. Watin be my business with him?

That lmso wey you dey always write, watin e mean?

MuttleyLaff:
Mind is not breast, mine nah bacca. I fit die for woman bacca. I confess, I love woman bacca.

Bacca fit shack me die. I remember when I was courting my missus, she was walking in ahead of me, then suddenly she turned round only to catch me admiring her bacca while I walked following her behind. I feel like the kid caught with his hand still in the cookie jar and cookie crumbs smeared on all over my mouth, lmso

Ishilove:
I think the craziest thing I've ever done while rushing bus years back was using my sizeable bosoms to shove men out of the way and when I settled on the seat, I laughed maniacally. I am not exaggerating. When I got home later that day and had a chance to ruminate, I was genuinely baffled at my actions.

Lagos does that to you

uboma:
Not fair at all.....