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Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by Dcoy: 3:43pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Lagos sweet only if you are a business person, or you work close to where you reside, those that leave on the mainland and work in island are just reducing their lifespan But nowhere like Lagos worldwide Crazy fun every corner, you don't need to go anywhere to catch fun, 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by uboma(m): 3:45pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Ofemmanu1: After the 9am-5pm job, one spends another 3-4 hours on the road due to traffic. Haba, one deserves his quality rest. 3 Likes |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by CsRockefeller(m): 3:45pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Lagos! 1 Like |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by Magnoliaa(f): 3:45pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
uboma: Swears. They scare me like mad whenever they are about to start. I don't want anybody to goan stab me with bottle accidentally for mata wey no consign me. 3 Likes |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by uboma(m): 3:48pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
MuttleyLaff: Lol. Still not fair, knowing fully well that the men she shoves aside with her sizeable bosoms are no match for her. They are at her mercy..... @ishilove, you were not fair rara ...... |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by uboma(m): 3:49pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Magnoliaa: Exactly. |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by Jalaw: 3:51pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
What's so fun about people suffering? 4 Likes |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by MuttleyLaff: 3:51pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:[img]https://media1./images/2204503e37a76a725b40b9899b2464cc/tenor.gif?itemid=7514943[/img] Have you ever laughed your sock off? |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by Magnoliaa(f): 3:52pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
MuttleyLaff: Smh. Sock? Iyen na da. MuttleyLaff: **looks @ him with side eyes glinting mischievously** 1 Like |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by Donspicey: 3:54pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Ishilove come complete the story naw....... Wetin later happen las las.........
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Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by MuttleyLaff: 3:55pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:I don't do all that side eyes shenanigan nonsense with others, but yeah I do the "full eyes glinting mischievously" with my missus' bacca, lmso. |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by Magnoliaa(f): 3:58pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
MuttleyLaff: Okay. You "own" it. |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by Ofemmanu1: 3:58pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Drizzy5001:If you no visit am, you don miss for life! Many cliques dey for Lagos, you may have a very bad/good experience, it depends on the area and the friends you visit. Like me, Im an Agege boy fi life.. I've got a car to ease movements, I've got connections for sight seeing in some of the best industries/companies e. g Guiness pls, peak milk, TVS, Boulos, Elizade, Human, Amigos, etc then we'd have good foods like the best of Amala with goat meats, Calabar kitchens, Igbo kitchens, Ghana cuisines anything at all. The nightlife eh?! We go start for Social road @fagba, then to Fela Shrine for the best of Arizona with skushis and finish with oloshos at Club Royal @ Ikeja. The nextt day na Shoprite Ikeja, to Coldstone, Domino plaza at Sabo, fried seafoods;( lobsters, crabs, fine fishes) at isale Eko, then Clubbing at V. I. The next day na Oyingbo, Ajegunle, orile, and Apapa cruise. I've got beta gees at Egbeda, Ejigbo, command and Lasu axis. Been a proud Igbobian, maryland, shomolu, bariga na home. Omo no dulling for Lag, here in Kogi we just dey go work and back to indoor like zombie. same thing Everydayyy. which kind life be that?! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by AfricanWahala(m): 4:01pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Ishilove:boy your write up is very nice keep em coming � |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by MummyD2020(f): 4:01pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
uboma:Hes used to the abnormality. Waking up at that time is very unhealthy 4 Likes |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by MuttleyLaff: 4:02pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:"The wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband does; and likewise the husband also does not have authority over his own body, but the wife does." - 1 Corinthians 7:4 That one nah sure banker. We own each other's body. So, Magnoliaa, I guess until a moment ago, you weren't familiar with the colloquial "laughing my socks off" then, hmm? I asked because this your "Smh. Sock? Iyen na da", I yam not understand |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by Ofemmanu1: 4:03pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
uboma:That 4hours you spend in traffic is another life lessons. You'd see alot on the road that will make you hustle hard for your own ride or even a motorcycle depending on your person. 2 Likes |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by uboma(m): 4:03pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
MummyD2020: True. Some minors are woken up at that time to prepare for school. Haba. What kind of life is that? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by SlayerForever: 4:04pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
As soon as I left Lagos for the East in 2014 I hated Lagos life instantly. 4 Likes |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by Ofemmanu1: 4:04pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
AfricanWahala:eh! The op is not a boy o. She's a woman and she's an O.G. no let lala catch you o! 1 Like |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by SlayerForever: 4:06pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
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Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by MrNipplesLover(m): 4:06pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
If you want a beautiful and serene Lagos, make the government say anybody wey dem no born for Lagos to vacate the state.... Make we see how many of us wey go remain. 2 Likes |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by uboma(m): 4:07pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Ofemmanu1: Owning a car is no guarantee to escape the traffic. During my visit to Lagos state some years ago, I saw a man in his suit sleeping at the owner's side while his driver was busy. This was during the early hours of the morning. God help that man that his driver is not sleep deprived thereby making bad judgement..... 2 Likes |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by uboma(m): 4:09pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Ofemmanu1: Life lessons indeed. Why not cruise around and enjoy the scenery in a less populated state..... 1 Like |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by Ofemmanu1: 4:13pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
uboma: hehehehe.. It's all about wisdom, some pple live in faraway Sango otta and work in Apapa, such peeps will sleep in vehicles. But there are alternatives to avoid that too! It's all about Lagos sense. When I got a job with FMN Apapa, it's was difficult moving from Agege to apapa everyday, somebody advised me to use the subway but the trains are dirty, overloaded and very slow.. I had to move to surulere which is nearer to Apapa to cut all those shits. But if I had a car then, I will remain in Agege and the journey will be easier. |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by uboma(m): 4:16pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Ofemmanu1: They sleep in their vehicles because they had no quality rest. And they entrust their lives to another man who may also be sleep deprived. How do you expect these persons to perform optimally at their work places? 4 Likes |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by Ofemmanu1: 4:17pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
uboma:Yes, you can cruse around and enjoy in a less populated state but then you'd be missing the life essentials.. .. the excellent things.. |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by poshestmina(f): 4:19pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Worst part is,when you're not in Lagos ,you feel like everything and everyone is too slow . Me: (Gives conductor #1000 note). Conductor: I no get change ,I dey shout "hold your change,hold your change",you come enter with 1k for 150. Me: I no hear oh ,you no tell me .abeg gimme my change . Conductor:started abusing me in Yoruba language). Me: Come ,I be Port Harcourt babe,I no dey for ngbatingbati ,tell me the size of trouble you want buy ,see your rotten teeth,Zombie ,(abuse him with yoruba). Conductor: I go beat you wait for ur husband,I get woman like you wey I dey feed for house. More insults in English, Yoruba and pidgin Other passengers started telling us to calm down, we'll get change before I get to my bustop. Megetting close to my bustop) Oga conductor,abeg no vex,help me ask people for change .make we no fight (smiles at him . Driver:women and their share mouth,i think say you want beat am . Conductor bring am make I give you 2 500 Me: Oga thank you God bless you . Going out in Lagos needs serious mental preparations ...but then saner cities gets boring to me after a while. 10 Likes |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by Magnoliaa(f): 4:19pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
MuttleyLaff: Lol... No, I didn't know that... |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by uboma(m): 4:20pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Ofemmanu1: Life essentials only in Lagos state, ba. I see! When will you relocate from Kogi state where you are presently experiencing the peaceful life to the famous Lagos state where the life's essentials can only be found? |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by uboma(m): 4:23pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Jalaw: The quality of air in most areas in Lagos state is not pure. Air and noise pollution. |
Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by Magnoliaa(f): 4:24pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Ofemmanu1: I wanna experience all these sha. If I begin my waka all over Lagos, ehn, dem go beg me make I stop: I no go gree. |
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