Ofemmanu1:

Funny, you see!
you can't mention it.
6 hours is okay for an adult to sleep.
Lagos don't sleep, you get your ass up and do something instead of sleeping.

uboma:



The dramas ain't healthy for anyone, especially in the long run.

Swears. They scare me like mad whenever they are about to start. I don't want anybody to goan stab me with bottle accidentally for mata wey no consign me.

MuttleyLaff:


More than fair. Whatever is at your disposal, use. If you have it, flaunt it, use it. All is fair, in love and war. That was a war zone situation she described there and her mission was accomplished. Job done enough to get her home on time and/or schedule

Magnoliaa:


Swears. They scare me like mad whenever they are about to start. I don't want anybody to goan stab me with bottle accidentally for mata wey no consign me.

Magnoliaa:
Ma lo wa o.

I thought you knew that. Lol, I know @ bolded. Watin be my business with him?

That lmso wey you dey always write, watin e mean?

MuttleyLaff:
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Have you ever laughed your sock off?

MuttleyLaff:
Mind is not breast, mine nah bacca. I fit die for woman bacca. I confess, I love woman bacca.

Bacca fit shack me die. I remember when I was courting my missus, she was walking in ahead of me, then suddenly she turned round only to catch me admiring her bacca while I walked following her behind. I felt like the kid caught with his hand still in the cookie jar and cookie crumbs smeared on all over the mouth, lmso

Magnoliaa:
**looks @ him with side eyes glinting mischievously**

MuttleyLaff:
I don't do all that side eyes shenanigan nonsense with others, but yeah I do the "full eyes glinting mischievously" with my missus' bacca, lmso.

Okay. You "own" it.

Drizzy5001:
I have heard so much about Lagos, I will find time and visit there soon.

Ishilove:
I was born and raised in Lagos. I can even say I'm a Lagosian by virtue of indigenous ethnic naturalisation. In all my years in Lagos State, one aspect of life here that never ceases to amaze me is the ruggedness of life here, especially if you use public transportation. This Facebook user, Jude Idada managed to beautifully capture one of such instances of the madness of The Gidi.

I hope you enjoy reading this narration as much as I did.


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155794307936068&id=565206067

File photo

uboma:


Gimme accommodation for 5 years free of charge with a job, I won't accept to live in Lagos.

I have a friend who got transferred to Kano some years ago. He was surprised that he could make it to his office within 10 minutes, left the house at 7:45am but arrived the office before 8:00am.

Even after spending 3 months in Kano state, this guy, at 3:00am is already awake and counting the ceilings. Lagos life had wired him that way.

Six months later, my guy started working his transfer back to Lagos. What is it in Lagos state sef? I can never tell.

Magnoliaa:
Okay. You "own" it.

uboma:



After the 9am-5pm job, one spends another 3-4 hours on the road due to traffic.

Haba, one deserves his quality rest.

MummyD2020:

Hes used to the abnormality. Waking up at that time is very unhealthy

AfricanWahala:
boy your write up is very nice keep em coming �

Ofemmanu1:

That 4hours you spend in traffic is another life lessons.
You'd see alot on the road that will make you hustle hard for your own ride or even a motorcycle depending on your person.

Ofemmanu1:

That 4hours you spend in traffic is another life lessons.
You'd see alot on the road that will make you hustle hard for your own ride or even a motorcycle depending on your person.

uboma:



Owning a car is no guarantee to escape the traffic.

During my visit to Lagos state some years ago, I saw a man in his suit sleeping at the owner's side while his driver was busy. This was during the early hours of the morning.

God help that man that his driver is not sleep deprived thereby making bad judgement.....

Ofemmanu1:


hehehehe..
It's all about wisdom, some pple live in faraway Sango otta and work in Apapa, such peeps will sleep in vehicles.

But there are alternatives to avoid that too!
It's all about Lagos sense.
When I got a job with FMN Apapa, it's was difficult moving from Agege to apapa everyday, somebody advised me to use the subway but the trains are dirty, overloaded and very slow..
I had to move to surulere which is nearer to Apapa to cut all those shits.

That's it.

uboma:



Life lessons indeed.

Why not cruise around and enjoy the scenery in a less populated state.....

MuttleyLaff:

So, Magnoliaa, I guess until a moment ago, you weren't familiar with the colloquial "laughing my socks off" then, hmm? I asked because this your "Smh. Sock? Iyen na da", I yam not understand

Ofemmanu1:

Yes, you can cruse around and enjoy in a less populated state but then you'd be missing the life essentials..
.. the excellent things..

Jalaw:
What's so fun about people suffering?

Ofemmanu1:

If you no visit am, you don miss for life!
Many cliques dey for Lagos, you may have a very bad/good experience, it depends on the area and the friends you visit.

Like me, Im an Agege boy fi life..
I've got a car to ease movements, I've got connections for sight seeing in some of the best industries/companies e. g Guiness pls, peak milk, TVS, Boulos, Elizade, Human, Amigos, etc then we'd have good foods like the best of Amala with goat meats, Calabar kitchens, Igbo kitchens, Ghana cuisines anything at all.
The nightlife eh?!
We go start for Social road @fagba, then to Fela Shrine for the best of Arizona with skushis and finish with oloshos at Club Royal @ Ikeja.
The nextt day na Shoprite Ikeja, to Coldstone, Domino plaza at Sabo, fried seafoods;( lobsters, crabs, fine fishes) at isale Eko, then Clubbing at V. I.

The next day na Oyingbo, Ajegunle, orile, and Apapa cruise.

I've got beta gees at Egbeda, Ejigbo, command and Lasu axis.

Been a proud Igbobian, maryland, shomolu, bariga na home.
Omo no dulling for Lag, here in Kogi we just dey go work and back to indoor like zombie.
same thing Everydayyy.
which kind life be that?!

I wanna experience all these sha.

If I begin my waka all over Lagos, ehn, dem go beg me make I stop: I no go gree.