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What is the worst reply you have
gotten after asking someone to be
your girlfriend or boyfriend? Share your experience cause mine was not funny at all she said am like her younger brother tho shes older than me like 8yrs oh

There are two I'd never forget.

I remembered Amaka saying to me... "You look like a heartbreaker. Sorry, I can't date you." And i am like WTF!! Dem write heartbreaker for my forehead?!? What kinda excuse is that?

Then recently, I started getting fond of one pretty girl like that. When I asked her out, her reply was...

"Sorry, I don't like cute guys. I don't have strength to come and be dragging my man with other girls. I'd rather go for a guy who would be too scared of loosing me to other guys."


Me with my big nose na em dem dey call me cute. See rubbish excuse o.

Let me take a sit

If she's older than you with 8yrs. You are truly like her younger brother.. suck it up bro.

As for me, the worst reply I've gotten is, "you asked late. I'm already in a relationship

I never get any bad reply, cuz i no sabi toast ladies. We go just wake up start to notice say we don dey do boyfriend & girlfriend role, way most times dey irritate me.

Aboki bring me tea and bread carry am come dis thread

She tell me say if I call her again motor go kill me. Few years later na she Dey ask me out I don block her no time for nonsense

She told me I was too fat for her.... I just dey look like na me create maself

habsydiamond:
She told me I was too fat for her.... I just dey look like na me create maself

I've not asked anyone out before, perhaps when I do I'll get back to you

Bigggloadofcum:

no be small thing oo... That day depression nearly catch me.. I find cry I no see.

Me: sits back in my chair and read comments

Back then I nor dey even get bad replies , na friendzone dem dey always put me , use me do assignment, use me do gossip mate , use me do all sorts of imaginary things until I port to MGTOW , since then I’ve been open to any vaginal puppy wey want use me do bestie , I dey let them know say na only fuvk fit keep us , I dey always make them and their suppose boyfriend feel less unless their boyfriend na real G , Wetin vaginal puppies do me back then go take 600 years to heal

habsydiamond:
no be small thing oo... That day depression nearly catch me.. I find cry I no see.

This sounds really funny dude. Some people no sabi talk rara

Sundrus:
I never get any bad reply, cuz i no sabi toast ladies. We go just wake up start to notice say we don dey do boyfriend & girlfriend role, way most times dey irritate me.

Aswear^ me too

Bigggloadofcum:
This sounds really funny dude. Some people no sabi talk rara

that's ladies for u.. I remember back in school days when a ladies toasted by her course mate told him she not his mate simply because the guy is short... Ladies wahala plenty oo.. U toast dem go frustrate, u date dem go frustrate, u court dem go frustrate, u marry dem go still do.. Wetin man go do wey dem no go frustrate sef... Only God knows

Bigggloadofcum:


There are two I'd never forget.

I remembered Amaka saying to me... "You look like a heartbreaker. Sorry, I can't date you." And i am like WTF!! Dem write heartbreaker for my four head?!? What kinda excuse is that?

Then recently, I started getting fond of one pretty girl like that. When I asked her out, her reply was...

"Sorry, I don't like cute guys. I don't have strength to come and be dragging my man with other girls. I'd rather go for a guy who would be too scared of loosing me to other guys."


Me with my big nose na em dem dey call me cute. See rubbish excuse o.

This Guy Your Own Nor Be Here Lol,big Nose Na Fine Boys Them Be O Go Watch Oyinbo Nose U Go Confirm Am

Bigggloadofcum:


There are two I'd never forget.

I remembered Amaka saying to me... "You look like a heartbreaker. Sorry, I can't date you." And i am like WTF!! Dem write heartbreaker for my four head?!? What kinda excuse is that?

Then recently, I started getting fond of one pretty girl like that. When I asked her out, her reply was...

"Sorry, I don't like cute guys. I don't have strength to come and be dragging my man with other girls. I'd rather go for a guy who would be too scared of loosing me to other guys."


Me with my big nose na em dem dey call me cute. See rubbish excuse o.

I've never done that.

" I don't do gay"

I'm still yet to understand what motivate her to come up with such a ridiculous line..

says she loved me too and need me badly but she cant because her junior bro told her dt I take weed and she dnt do smokers but ended up dating our weed dealer..
2.esther once said she can't date me but kept visiting for sex because am not the dating type but the cruise type, she said if she put all her mind for my matter, I must break her heart and an open relationship is better..I felt pained because I really wana have her alone than sharing her with street guys..
3..told a church bea dt i want her and she said NO because am not a christian, that she may accept if I start to attend her church, follow her to evangelism and win 5 souls for Christ...I jus deleted and blocked her nunber because even going to heaven dnt need such strict requirements...

Me : toasting .......

Her: I have been waiting for this a while...what took you so long

Me :

Came here to read comments

: no be small thing oo... That day depression nearly catch me.. I find cry I no see.

"let me think about it"
My worst reply ever

Kanoski:
"let me think about it"

My worst reply ever

that's actually a good reply..

A girl telling me 'I go dey think am'. Expecting you to run after her forming difficult to catch girl.

And, at the end of the wahala, when you enter her, you discovered sey no be you be the first man sef.

habsydiamond:
She told me I was too fat for her.... I just dey look like na me create maself

She said, "No! Only if you'll become a Jehovah Witness".

..I felt like taking weed to forment troubles,as she told me I'm too gentle for her likeness

Sukura! I don suffer for sukura hand o,she yessed my proposal and her siblings kept on telling me" she said she is not around"....
This life no balance the girl u lovd,will not love u,the one that loves you ,u find it difficult to replicate the gesture!