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The Shocking Things Children Say by nony43(op): 5:43pm On Jan 12, 2021

Children of these days are not like they should be......
I don't know about you but i think they know too much,say too much!!!
Have you really sat your kids down and asked them questions?If you haven't,please find time to do so and the things you will hear will definitely shock your pants off you.

I just remembered one funny comment someone made sometime back about she bathing her little cousin Bro for the first time or so and while she was using the sponge on him,the little boy shouted "Aunty biko jiri nwayó na e na eshigbú m eshigbú".. Lmao grin

I heard of a little girl who had someone staying and taking care of them and one 'uncle ' was always coming to see the lady. As usual they will do their lovey lovey and all. So one one day when the guy was leaving the little girl said uncle shay you heard what auntie said. She said if you don't buy suya for her when coming next she will not kiss you again. They probably thought the kids weren't listening or noticing.

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by Ishilove: 9:19pm On Jan 12, 2021

Op translate that igbo in your post

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by mariahAngel(f): 11:44pm On Jan 12, 2021

Ishilove:
Op translate that igbo in your post

Kinda like Aunty please take it easy, you're scrubbing me to death

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by Ishilove: 4:17am On Jan 13, 2021

mariahAngel:
Kinda like Aunty please take it easy, you're scrubbing me to death

Now that's funny cheesy

Thanks

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by merieam16(f): 4:46am On Jan 13, 2021

mariahAngel:
Kinda like Aunty please take it easy, you're scrubbing me to death

haahaha...
My three year old neice saw my bra somewhr and came to give me and said 'aunty take ur breast'
shocked

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by InfernoNig: 8:39am On Jan 13, 2021

merieam16:
haahaha...
My three year old neice saw my bra somewhr and came to give me and said 'aunty take ur breast'

Carelessness

Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by mariahAngel(f): 9:06am On Jan 13, 2021

merieam16:
haahaha...
My three year old neice saw my bra somewhr and came to give me and said 'aunty take ur breast'

Kids

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by merieam16(f): 9:12am On Jan 13, 2021

InfernoNig:
Carelessness

elenu gboro

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by Mstick: 9:30am On Jan 13, 2021

Bought a watch for my daughter and throughout the day I kept asking her for the time, at a point when I asked her please what's the time? She replied; it's time to get your own watch.

sad

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by InfernoNig: 9:43am On Jan 13, 2021

merieam16:
elenu gboro

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by nony43(op): 5:46am On Jan 15, 2021

merieam16:
haahaha...
My three year old neice saw my bra somewhr and came to give me and said 'aunty take ur breast'

Lmao

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by nony43(op): 5:47am On Jan 15, 2021

Mstick:
Bought a watch for my daughter and throughout the day I kept asking her for the time, at a point when I asked her please what's the time? She replied; it's time to get your own watch.

Lol

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by Nobody: 1:19pm On Jan 21, 2021*

merieam16:
haahaha...
My three year old neice saw my bra somewhr and came to give me and said 'aunty take ur breast'

Hilarious

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by yvesboss(m): 3:46pm On Jan 21, 2021

Mstick:
Bought a watch for my daughter and throughout the day I kept asking her for the time, at a point when I asked her please what's the time? She replied; it's time to get your own watch.

� savage

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by naomishmuel(f): 10:20am On Jan 22, 2021

My little cousin saw me dressing, and she was like "Aunty I love your bra, please get me a bra and pant so that I can wear them when I grow like you!"

I also remembered this little cousin of mine calling me a "girl," and I told her that I'm a Lady and not a girl. She simply said that she can't address me as a Lady since I have no kids(funny). She was like "or is there a baby in this your small tummy?"

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by Nobody: 4:42pm On Jan 22, 2021

merieam16:
haahaha...
My three year old neice saw my bra somewhr and came to give me and said 'aunty take ur breast'

Lol.....What do you expect from kids that listen to Zlatan, Naira, Obo, wizkid, etc...

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by LadySarah: 6:01pm On Jan 22, 2021

mariahAngel:
Kinda like Aunty please take it easy, you're scrubbing me to death

Is that it? I interpreted it as the scrubbers body odour was killing the child. lol
Guess it's a dialect thingy but ishigbu could mean the smell is so bad.Abi?

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by LadySarah: 6:06pm On Jan 22, 2021

I was asking my kids some stuff and then said'you nko?'.he replied'Nko is not even here .I asked him what he understood by 'nko'?He said, 'Do I even know?'

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by Ishilove: 8:02am On Jan 23, 2021

Mstick:
Bought a watch for my daughter and throughout the day I kept asking her for the time, at a point when I asked her please what's the time? She replied; it's time to get your own watch.

LMAO

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by Ishilove: 8:04am On Jan 23, 2021

naomishmuel:
I also remembered this little cousin of mine calling me a "girl," and I told her that I'm a Lady and not a girl. She simply said that she can't address me as a Lady since I have no kids(funny). She was like "or is there a baby in this your small tummy?"

This your small cousin na old woman

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by izzou(m): 8:40am On Jan 23, 2021

mariahAngel:
Kinda like Aunty please take it easy, you're scrubbing me to death

[color=royalblue]That is not the interpretation, ma.

You might want to read it again[/color]

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by mariahAngel(f): 8:45am On Jan 23, 2021

izzou:
[color=royalblue]That is not the interpretation, ma.

You might want to read it again[/color]

Before you get ahead of yourself, ask the op where he or she is from and what dialect that is.

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by mariahAngel(f): 8:46am On Jan 23, 2021

LadySarah:
Is that it? I interpreted it as the scrubbers body odour was killing the child. lol
Guess it's a dialect thingy but ishigbu could mean the smell is so bad.Abi?

Yes. It is very similar to, if not my dialect.

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by izzou(m): 9:08am On Jan 23, 2021

mariahAngel:
Before you get ahead of yourself, ask the op where he or she is from and what dialect that is.

[color=royalblue]No be fight na grin

The little boy meant that the aunty's odour was killing him.

What dialect has Scrub as "Eshigbu"?[/color]

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by mariahAngel(f): 9:15am On Jan 23, 2021

izzou:
[color=royalblue]No be fight na

The little boy meant that the aunty's odour was killing him.

What dialect has Scrub as "Eshigbu"?[/color]

Consider where the child said jiri nwayo meaning take it easy

Aunty biko jiri nwayo na I na e shigbu'm e shigbu.

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by izzou(m): 9:17am On Jan 23, 2021

mariahAngel:
Consider where the child said jiri nwayo meaning take it easy

Aunty biko jiri nwayo na I na e shigbu'm e shigbu.

[color=royalblue] Okay, I understand now.

What dialect is this, please?[/color]

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by mariahAngel(f): 9:22am On Jan 23, 2021

izzou:
[color=royalblue] Okay, I understand now.

What dialect is this, please?[/color]

Isi-ala mbano in Imo state. Ikeduru also have very similar dialect, if not the same, to ours.

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by nony43(op): 5:37am On Jan 24, 2021

mariahAngel:
Before you get ahead of yourself, ask the op where he or she is from and what dialect that is.

You are 100% correct with the interpretation

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Re: The Shocking Things Children Say by Denique(f): 8:13am On Jan 27, 2021

merieam16:
haahaha...
My three year old neice saw my bra somewhr and came to give me and said 'aunty take ur breast'

Now, this is hilarious! cheesy

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