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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Positiveme2020: 8:12pm On Feb 27, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

U didn't read the post. See your name at No 8. And all u have to say is Damnn Niggar?

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by pozehnani(f): 8:22pm On Feb 27, 2021
Please before anyone quotes the op, delete my moniker. So many unnecessary mentions.

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by PostAnalyser21(m): 8:22pm On Feb 27, 2021
"Read more books than people's statuses": This phrase enter me well grin

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by okedoyinolabisi(f): 8:23pm On Feb 27, 2021
how about women over 30
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by SatanicPriest: 8:24pm On Feb 27, 2021
zzor come and read
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Minesbetter(m): 8:24pm On Feb 27, 2021
You are doing well
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Orochimaru247: 8:26pm On Feb 27, 2021
Nice write up wink wink

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Hassanmaye(m): 8:27pm On Feb 27, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....


Ogbeni...I don't have to say much..... i perused through the article as i put on my intellectual cap while reading between lines and blazing me weed.....I must say the article is not devoid of intellect.....thus the statement "damnnn niggarrrr Isoright "

Which means I concur
haha this guy you no get joy
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by GeneralPula: 8:27pm On Feb 27, 2021
budaatum:


Yesterday we explained to you man how you get your understanding about women from your fellow men. Today we will be educating you about Feminism, which is the advocacy of women's rights on the ground of the equality of the sexes, though I advise you click on this link. We know you will misinterpret!

Of course you will advise we shun Feminism. You obviously know it is asking us to organise and fight for equal treatment and rights so you can not continue to oppress us as you have done for eons, so why would you stand by and allow us empower ourselves and bring you down to the level you deserve to be at, which is beneath our high heels? For you man know you are not the equal of woman. We are superior to you. Or do you think you have become like God and can create lifeforms as we can?

Of course, you will say, you have sperm. Oh and indeed you have sperm. But if I take my toto to down the road would you know it is not your sperm that bakes in my womb? Woe you stupid man! I really pity your demand. But I have no time for your scam. I will call the sisters to arms.

We are strong, sisters, We are strong. They claim different, but I repeat, we are strong. You may be just a girl now but I repeat it again, we are strong. And the men know that we are strong. Which is why they weaken us least we rise up and show them our strenght! Just see how for centuries they ensured we are weakened by depriving us of knowledge and education so they can lord they willy over us!

They marry and own lots of us. And their Gods say we must shut up. While they rule us with their priks! But look at the state they have made nations be with their wars and pandemics.
Or do tell, are they not rotten fruit?

They call us their mere rib. As if we do not know that while they slept their Lord God took them from between our legs and we fed them the tits on our chest. I mean, can it be made more obvious to you that the man came out of the wo[b]man[/b]? O how they have fed us lies!

They write a book with their hands. They lie that we are responsible for death! I mean, how much more evil can pigs who can't keep their eyes of our tits be, to claim woman who brings forth life from between our legs caused the death they accuse us of sin?

Well, Feminism says you must rise up. Just as we did when it was pleasant to the eyes, we must desire to make ourselves wise. And instead of letting them ruin the world, it is time for us to take charge. For men, we know, they live for the day while we live for the faith of our life. A life worth our living. So do consider our plight, and know that feminism is simply saying we are stronger when we unite!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/13175696_screenshot20210221220836_jpeg71e0f6071c3d8c3925ddc809fe8220ab

I have purposely left this shortish because long word is unnecessary for the wise woman. I will call on my mod sister Ishilove (she says I am tit obsessed, lol), to put this where it will be seen so pigs know where they belong. Just know that if it is left to me we will be Feminisuperiorwomen!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/11000678_notablestrongwoman1_jpegfcb825ad574991670c3a5c5080380080


Asaro..
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by ibkonekt(m): 8:28pm On Feb 27, 2021
If after thousands of years women have not heeded good advice, what makes you think you will change them. Even during the days of the old testamnet tge solution was to stone them to death. Even at that they still slept around.
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by tartarus(m): 8:33pm On Feb 27, 2021
How about men just shut up and stop telling women how to act? smiley

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by ObosiFirstSon(m): 8:33pm On Feb 27, 2021
It's about to go down in Obosi!
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Walkee: 8:41pm On Feb 27, 2021
WoundedLamb:
Interesting... So what is feminism that they should hate with their last blood? It would have made more sense if you had defined it so they'd know exactly what you're asking them to discard.

Lol... African men giving women advice.
women give men advice and manuals everyday, "real men don't do this, real men don't do that", "men learn how to..." etc but the moment the case is reverse, SeXIsm, mISoGYny

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Nobody: 8:46pm On Feb 27, 2021
Good writeup but,why do people actually believe sensible ladies fall for *bad boys*

And I seriously want to believe it's not the kind of bad boys I'm assuming.
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Hassanmaye(m): 8:47pm On Feb 27, 2021
budaatum:


I can not say I am happy that you mentioned me for this Mikester, though I understand why you would. And while I was not going to respond, the continuous mentions I keep getting every time someone quotes your mention post keeps bringing me back to it, so I must and I will, but only to the above, which is based on a generalisation, which really pisses me off, because while some "Women are more likely to view things from an emotional perspective than a logical one", most Women are more likely to view things from a practical perspective.

You see, women have this thing called a womb in which life grows and comes forth into the world, and there's nothing emotional about it. Bun goes in oven, and 9 months later a life is fully baked. But its not over at that particular point in time, not by a long shot. For the first few months after coming out the oven and up to a year for some or two for others, that life clings to the woman's chest, sucking at her tits while she wipes its bum, and there's nothing emotional about a crying smelly brat stuck to your tits; there's nothing more practical than being solely responsible for nurturing a life and for keeping it growing and for showing it the path to trod so it does stumbles not.

I do not know about most of you of course, but for all tit food will stop, and daddy might be rich and become the provider of the food, but does he have time for the bunny you he baked? I mean, just you read what many men write on here. Do many not sound very irresponsible to you? Would you like to be their child? Especially the child of a redpiller or a pig? Just you listen to some of them talk about their hoes. Then consider if you were cursed to be their girl or be their daughter, or they baked in your oven and you bore a daughter for them. They might not bake buns in her oven but they sure sound like they would, or sell her to their friend so he may bake in her, and my only joy is there must be very few of them though they make a lot of noise and make it seem like most are pigs like them which just can not be true. Or I pray it is not true. Indeed I hope it is untrue!

You see, everything you men know about women is from men. You write things like this without asking a woman, for none of them you ask will say they are emotional. Their brain is in their heads, unlike you men with half your brain in your pants. Ignorant as fuq! Even in the Garden you daily walk past a tree that will give you knowledge and wisdom, but do you pluck and eat? Hell no you just eat what you are told to eat and remain dumb as fuqs because you are afraid you might die while believing I'm a rib! And when we woman test what you've been told and surely do not die but find it good for wisdom and say "man you eat too", despite not surely dying and living till 930 you claim woman made you eat yet you still do not die from the fruit she made you eat, and you stupidly refuse to accept that it was she who freed your silly ignorant man ass from the slavery it was held in so you may become as us, knowing where you came from same as Cain and Abel we made for you!

I think I'm going to stop now because I am getting emotional and feel like I will go and kick some mans ass but one last thing. You see that Messiah you all call Jesus Christ that you worship everyday? Dear sweet Mary put her tit inside his mouth and a brain inside his head, for though you may not know it, nay you most definitely do not know it, It was she who read Isaiah and taught her Son to read, so that when he was on a mountain and a demon tempted him, he was able to conquer it with, "It is written", and now He sits with your Lord God saving your ignorant asses while you worship him, forgetting the mighty oven that He was baked in.

So, emotional? O you very poor mans!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/11000678_notablestrongwoman1_jpegfcb825ad574991670c3a5c5080380080

Questions are welcome.
Can I taste please
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by dangotesmummy: 8:51pm On Feb 27, 2021
Logic007:
Numbers 6, 7 and 8 are all nonsense.

Sexist giving women advice lol
Na for nairaland you go see carpenter advising a medical doctor


Na for nairaland you go see pikin wey still dey collect money from daddy and mummy go siddon for him hostel to type on NL

1.12 ways to keep a man
2.40 things to do to get married
3.why single women will never get married


You're really taking people that have character issues seriously

Amugbo,drunkard or serial playboy too will be giving advice


Small time they'll give advice on How to wear sanitary pads or how to wear your bra


Yawns

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Logic007: 8:53pm On Feb 27, 2021
dangotesmummy:
Na for nairaland you go see carpenter advising a medical doctor


Na for nairaland you go see pikin wey still dey collect money from daddy and mummy go siddon for him hostel to type on NL

1.12 ways to keep a man
2.40 things to do to get married
3.why single women will never get married


You're really taking people that have character issues seriously

Amugbo,drunkard or serial playboy too will be giving advice


Small time they'll give advice on How to wear sanitary pads or how to wear your bra


Yawns


Even the jobless are now advising the employed.
Wahala dey grin

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Hassanmaye(m): 8:57pm On Feb 27, 2021
SimplyFacts:


Stop daydreaming
Why stop scaring me o
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by dangotesmummy: 9:01pm On Feb 27, 2021
Logic007:



Even the jobless are now advising the employed.
Wahala dey grin
no be only for Instagram wey unsolicited advisers with pictures attached go dey dish advice.even for NL unsolicited advisers camouflaging as opinion airers are dishing advise Abi you no see say advisers don pass listeners


E remain advice on how to open Yash when you dey Fok

Advice on how to stay for 2 minutes in the toilet

Advice on how to sleep

Advice on how to brush teeth

Advice on how to wear payint


Advice on how to walk
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by CHoccolaTE: 9:06pm On Feb 27, 2021
budaatum:


I can not say I am happy that you mentioned me for this Mikester, though I understand why you would. And while I was not going to respond, the continuous mentions I keep getting every time someone quotes your mention post keeps bringing me back to it, so I must and I will, but only to the above, which is based on a generalisation, which really pisses me off, because while some "Women are more likely to view things from an emotional perspective than a logical one", most Women are more likely to view things from a practical perspective.

You see, women have this thing called a womb in which life grows and comes forth into the world, and there's nothing emotional about it. Bun goes in oven, and 9 months later a life is fully baked. But its not over at that particular point in time, not by a long shot. For the first few months after coming out the oven and up to a year for some or two for others, that life clings to the woman's chest, sucking at her tits while she wipes its bum, and there's nothing emotional about a crying smelly brat stuck to your tits; there's nothing more practical than being solely responsible for nurturing a life and for keeping it growing and for showing it the path to trod so it does stumbles not.

I do not know about most of you of course, but for all tit food will stop, and daddy might be rich and become the provider of the food, but does he have time for the bunny you he baked? I mean, just you read what many men write on here. Do many not sound very irresponsible to you? Would you like to be their child? Especially the child of a redpiller or a pig? Just you listen to some of them talk about their hoes. Then consider if you were cursed to be their girl or be their daughter, or they baked in your oven and you bore a daughter for them. They might not bake buns in her oven but they sure sound like they would, or sell her to their friend so he may bake in her, and my only joy is there must be very few of them though they make a lot of noise and make it seem like most are pigs like them which just can not be true. Or I pray it is not true. Indeed I hope it is untrue!

You see, everything you men know about women is from men. You write things like this without asking a woman, for none of them you ask will say they are emotional. Their brain is in their heads, unlike you men with half your brain in your pants. Ignorant as fuq! Even in the Garden you daily walk past a tree that will give you knowledge and wisdom, but do you pluck and eat? Hell no you just eat what you are told to eat and remain dumb as fuqs because you are afraid you might die while believing I'm a rib! And when we woman test what you've been told and surely do not die but find it good for wisdom and say "man you eat too", despite not surely dying and living till 930 you claim woman made you eat yet you still do not die from the fruit she made you eat, and you stupidly refuse to accept that it was she who freed your silly ignorant man ass from the slavery it was held in so you may become as us, knowing where you came from same as Cain and Abel we made for you!

I think I'm going to stop now because I am getting emotional and feel like I will go and kick some mans ass but one last thing. You see that Messiah you all call Jesus Christ that you worship everyday? Dear sweet Mary put her tit inside his mouth and a brain inside his head, for though you may not know it, nay you most definitely do not know it, It was she who read Isaiah and taught her Son to read, so that when he was on a mountain and a demon tempted him, he was able to conquer it with, "It is written", and now He sits with your Lord God saving your ignorant asses while you worship him, forgetting the mighty oven that He was baked in.

So, emotional? O you very poor mans!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/11000678_notablestrongwoman1_jpegfcb825ad574991670c3a5c5080380080

Questions are welcome.

This was so beautifully written.

I don't agree with some of the religious parts but I just love the post.

Males keep writing stupid insultive crap about women just to feel good about themselves, that's one of the reasons I hate males.

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by masterflowx(m): 9:10pm On Feb 27, 2021
Morientez:
Avoid married men at all cost.

Impossibility that can never be possible.

They rather die instead...
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by DEMZEE(m): 9:15pm On Feb 27, 2021
budaatum:


Yesterday we explained to you man how you get your understanding about women from your fellow men. Today we will be educating you about Feminism, which is the advocacy of women's rights on the ground of the equality of the sexes, though I advise you click on this link. We know you will misinterpret!

Of course you will advise we shun Feminism. You obviously know it is asking us to organise and fight for equal treatment and rights so you can not continue to oppress us as you have done for eons, so why would you stand by and allow us empower ourselves and bring you down to the level you deserve to be at, which is beneath our high heels? For you man know you are not the equal of woman. We are superior to you. Or do you think you have become like God and can create lifeforms as we can?

Of course, you will say, you have sperm. Oh and indeed you have sperm. But if I take my toto to down the road would you know it is not your sperm that bakes in my womb? Woe you stupid man! I really pity your demand. But I have no time for your scam. I will call the sisters to arms.

We are strong, sisters, We are strong. They claim different, but I repeat, we are strong. You may be just a girl now but I repeat it again, we are strong. And the men know that we are strong. Which is why they weaken us least we rise up and show them our strenght! Just see how for centuries they ensured we are weakened by depriving us of knowledge and education so they can lord they willy over us!

They marry and own lots of us. And their Gods say we must shut up. While they rule us with their priks! But look at the state they have made nations be with their wars and pandemics.
Or do tell, are they not rotten fruit?

They call us their mere rib. As if we do not know that while they slept their Lord God took them from between our legs and we fed them the tits on our chest. I mean, can it be made more obvious to you that the man came out of the wo[b]man[/b]? O how they have fed us lies!

They write a book with their hands. They lie that we are responsible for death! I mean, how much more evil can pigs who can't keep their eyes of our tits be, to claim woman who brings forth life from between our legs caused the death they accuse us of sin?

Well, Feminism says you must rise up. Just as we did when it was pleasant to the eyes, we must desire to make ourselves wise. And instead of letting them ruin the world, it is time for us to take charge. For men, we know, they live for the day while we live for the faith of our life. A life worth our living. So do consider our plight, and know that feminism is simply saying we are stronger when we unite!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/13175696_screenshot20210221220836_jpeg71e0f6071c3d8c3925ddc809fe8220ab

I have purposely left this shortish because long word is unnecessary for the wise woman. I will call on my mod sister Ishilove (she says I am tit obsessed, lol), to put this where it will be seen so pigs know where they belong. Just know that if it is left to me we will be Feminisuperiorwomen!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/11000678_notablestrongwoman1_jpegfcb825ad574991670c3a5c5080380080




Mtscheww trashhhh
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Nobody: 9:15pm On Feb 27, 2021
budaatum:


I can not say I am happy that you mentioned me for this Mikester, though I understand why you would. And while I was not going to respond, the continuous mentions I keep getting every time someone quotes your mention post keeps bringing me back to it, so I must and I will, but only to the above, which is based on a generalisation, which really pisses me off, because while some "Women are more likely to view things from an emotional perspective than a logical one", most Women are more likely to view things from a practical perspective.

You see, women have this thing called a womb in which life grows and comes forth into the world, and there's nothing emotional about it. Bun goes in oven, and 9 months later a life is fully baked. But its not over at that particular point in time, not by a long shot. For the first few months after coming out the oven and up to a year for some or two for others, that life clings to the woman's chest, sucking at her tits while she wipes its bum, and there's nothing emotional about a crying smelly brat stuck to your tits; there's nothing more practical than being solely responsible for nurturing a life and for keeping it growing and for showing it the path to trod so it does stumbles not.

I do not know about most of you of course, but for all tit food will stop, and daddy might be rich and become the provider of the food, but does he have time for the bunny you he baked? I mean, just you read what many men write on here. Do many not sound very irresponsible to you? Would you like to be their child? Especially the child of a redpiller or a pig? Just you listen to some of them talk about their hoes. Then consider if you were cursed to be their girl or be their daughter, or they baked in your oven and you bore a daughter for them. They might not bake buns in her oven but they sure sound like they would, or sell her to their friend so he may bake in her, and my only joy is there must be very few of them though they make a lot of noise and make it seem like most are pigs like them which just can not be true. Or I pray it is not true. Indeed I hope it is untrue!

You see, everything you men know about women is from men. You write things like this without asking a woman, for none of them you ask will say they are emotional. Their brain is in their heads, unlike you men with half your brain in your pants. Ignorant as fuq! Even in the Garden you daily walk past a tree that will give you knowledge and wisdom, but do you pluck and eat? Hell no you just eat what you are told to eat and remain dumb as fuqs because you are afraid you might die while believing I'm a rib! And when we woman test what you've been told and surely do not die but find it good for wisdom and say "man you eat too", despite not surely dying and living till 930 you claim woman made you eat yet you still do not die from the fruit she made you eat, and you stupidly refuse to accept that it was she who freed your silly ignorant man ass from the slavery it was held in so you may become as us, knowing where you came from same as Cain and Abel we made for you!

I think I'm going to stop now because I am getting emotional and feel like I will go and kick some mans ass but one last thing. You see that Messiah you all call Jesus Christ that you worship everyday? Dear sweet Mary put her tit inside his mouth and a brain inside his head, for though you may not know it, nay you most definitely do not know it, It was she who read Isaiah and taught her Son to read, so that when he was on a mountain and a demon tempted him, he was able to conquer it with, "It is written", and now He sits with your Lord God saving your ignorant asses while you worship him, forgetting the mighty oven that He was baked in.

So, emotional? O you very poor mans!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/11000678_notablestrongwoman1_jpegfcb825ad574991670c3a5c5080380080

Questions are welcome.

From being a leftist to bloody supporting feminism, you must be dealt with

Bloody Simp
Pussy worshipper
Nonsense
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Nobody: 9:17pm On Feb 27, 2021
CHoccolaTE:


This was so beautifully written.

I don't agree with some of the religious parts but I just love the post.

Males keep writing stupid insultive crap about women just to feel good about themselves, that's one of the reasons I hate males.

You might be a fagggot
My opinion tho
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by DEMZEE(m): 9:18pm On Feb 27, 2021
StacyO:
Good writeup but,why do people actually believe sensible ladies fall for *bad boys*

And I seriously want to believe it's not the kind of bad boys I'm assuming.

Solipsism at its peak ooo

Oya categorize bad boys for us

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by DEMZEE(m): 9:19pm On Feb 27, 2021
CHoccolaTE:


This was so beautifully written.

I don't agree with some of the religious parts but I just love the post.

Males keep writing stupid insultive crap about women just to feel good about themselves, that's one of the reasons I hate males.

Goan do transgender nah

Ode oshi shior
Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Nobody: 9:19pm On Feb 27, 2021
Mikester:


You deserve an award for writing things people won't read. Well, I know you know the truth but you're just too emotional to accept it and I don't blame you, neither will I argue with you else my facts might get you emotionally broken.

So I respectfully withdraw. Take care.



Bless you bro

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by DEMZEE(m): 9:20pm On Feb 27, 2021
okedoyinolabisi:
how about women over 30

They are the most useless set of people to get married too

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Nobody: 9:20pm On Feb 27, 2021
StacyO:
Good writeup but,why do people actually believe sensible ladies fall for *bad boys*

And I seriously want to believe it's not the kind of bad boys I'm assuming.

Be decieving yourself , you think we are stupid

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Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by DEMZEE(m): 9:22pm On Feb 27, 2021
MISSCONGENIALITY:
12. Avoid men who don't respect womanhood.
13. Avoid men who want you to depend on them for everything. They will make you depend on the and treat you like trash afterwards.
13. Stay away from guys who think women were created to be their sex dulls.
15. Don't let any guy who doesn't contribute to your life either financially, emotionally or even spiritually give you sleepless night.
16. Remember your happiness is in your hands. Don't ever forget that.

Women are sexual objects and men are success objects.

Women are second class people

Women are not logical beings

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