EaglesEyes1:
I was with my ex-girlfriend in the car on a lonely road, she was in the driver seat and I was in the passenger seat. She was holding the steering wheel as if it will come off if she turn the steering wheel. The car started heading towards a parked damage trailer by the left hand side of the road, I told her to turn the steering wheel away from the direction of the trailer, but her hands were shaking on the steering wheel and her eyes opened wide as if she was looking at a scary ghost and she stepped her foot on the gas pedal, the car started going faster. I was there shouting brake! brake!!
I had just had to quickly switch the car off and raise the hand brake.
She quickly rushed out of the car and started shouting at me and saying 'it is not a force to know how to drive a car and not every women knows how to drive, that I shouldn't urge her to drive a car anymore'. I started laughing ooooo. she hissed and sat down in the passenger seat.

So guys, I guess yours might be more hilarious than mine.

chiommy123:
Someone should teach me na so you can share your experience

MejiLoyon:
Person wey open motor door run out....that's my ex. I had to use my hand to match brake. Car still kissed the tree.

Now if you turn to car she go drive you

Ishilove:

You and all these your women

EaglesEyes1:
I was with my ex-girlfriend in the car on a lonely road, she was in the driver seat and I was in the passenger seat. She was holding the steering wheel as if it will come off if she turn the steering wheel. The car started heading towards a parked damage trailer by the left hand side of the road, I told her to turn the steering wheel away from the direction of the trailer, but her hands were shaking on the steering wheel and her eyes opened wide as if she was looking at a scary ghost and she stepped her foot on the gas pedal, the car started going faster. I was there shouting brake! brake!!
I had just had to quickly switch the car off and raise the hand brake.
She quickly rushed out of the car and started shouting at me and saying 'it is not a force to know how to drive a car and not every women knows how to drive, that I shouldn't urge her to drive a car anymore'. I started laughing ooooo. she hissed and sat down in the passenger seat.

So guys, I guess yours might be more hilarious than mine.

MejiLoyon:

In our quest for Shangri-La, we are journeying through Hades. The journey is so long Shangri-La now seems imaginary.

Ishilove:

A fan of Orson Welles, aren't you?

Well, you gatto kiss lots of frogs that leave your mouth slimy and sour. Like my pastor always says, nobody is perfect. Shangri La is what we make out of it.

Ishilove:
When I was learning na so I just dey tear upandan the compound like a danfo driver. My teacher was like "madam cam Dan. You're still learning.

When I got to the gate I came down and have never entered again. I no get liver to drive in Lagos

MejiLoyon:

I might soon stop kissing frogs...never forget,some frogs are poisonous. I pray I don't die in the quest.

The quote was my dad from his biography. Maybe he was a fan of Orson Welles. I'll ask him if I make heaven. But at this rate I doubt it....lol