₦airaland Forum

kingBolton:
Are these guys you mention out and out strikers??

why did you buy them

donstan18:
With or without Lukaku or Fraudvertz, we’ll compete for tournaments. We don’t give a fvck!! Thibaut and Hazard left us for UCL, we won it before them. Without our best legends of 2012, we won EPL and UCL.

As bad as we were last season, we made 2 finals, lost them and won 2 trophies.

That’s Chelsea football “heritage”

Gave Sarri his first trophy after 30+ years of football career, gave Lampard his first finals, he even managed 2 finals for us.

Gave Tuchel 6 finals in less than 2 years, the highest finals a manager has played in 2 years, that’s Chelsea football “heritage”.

Sacked top countless managers and didn’t stop winning trophies, something ManU tried and failed wotoporiously....Call it Chelsea football “heritage”

Give us Ole and he’ll make 5 finals in 2 years for Chelsea and win trophies.

This is Chelsea, we don’t rely on players to win. We are the trophies!! We give it to players and managers. Ask Cavani and

you lost two finals why?

kingBolton:
Lewandowski's heart is set on Barcelona.
I will prefer a striker that is comfortable in a possession based system, someone that can drop and link up, I don't want another repeat of lukaku again.

is havertz and werner not your strikers again? Chelsea will just be buying players and not use them

andrewbaba44:
You can get dembele
but you see dest make una comot Hand there

who is dest

FERNANDEZISBACK:
You sound like a sex starved boy..

i will deal with you. You think am one of your scrubs

Iamvetlander:
No

hmm hookup

SandraIkuboR:
Definitely,Why not

good for you. I listen to oldskool as well when I want to listen to good music. We are in the same boat. What's your genre of music?

SugarGirl44:
See somebody that wants to compete with Tiwa.

Babu content.

Kosi content.

No content.

Just keep singing your wack songs and leave music for your Oga at the top

There are some things you don't force, like musical talent. It's not Nollywood where any girl with bres and yansh can wake up and sleep with one or 2 directors and blow.

she's the equivalent of Wizkid. Wack artists association

Rahkman:
I need yemi alade to ride me

and suck my big black cóck

KillerCrocodile:
So when they see 1,000,000 cash....

They should marry the money na.

Since that is what they are interested in.....

It is a Big error to marry a woman you know is more in love with your Pocket than she is in love with you.

That means she got married to your money and not to you.

The day Money finish, Marriage finish.

advice me. I'm thinking of getting a babymama

EmilolaOla:
This gal geh big yansh o...chaiiiii??!!!!

I'm already to smash her. I no go use condom

robinso01:
If you have money, they are ready for marriage, if you don't have money, they ain't interested in you.

where is the love

Iamvetlander:
Nah wa oo, and I dey single to stupor

are you celibate

SandraIkuboR:
All these musicians and the wack songs they throw everywhere..... Anyways,cool though!!!

do you listen to oldskool

KillerCrocodile:
And most of them go sing this Anthem tire....

They are not truly ready for Husband house...

They are more interested in Guyman's Pocket...

chop my money I chop your pussy my motto

backnbeta:
Grandma still makes this for my daughter whenever she comes visiting. Thankfully she sleeps soundly even on the first night, but she was almost nicknamed spikes the first time she made it to school

train her well oh before she starts doing hookup runs tomorrow

Confirm4real:
Chai na that time marriage dey sweet to enter.

Nowadays na slay queens wey no ready to marry only to dey do hookup full everywhere...

you don do hookup b4?

SoapQueen:
Chai, thread hairstyles are bae but I was so so scared of thread. I would cry and cry because my scalp is soft and my hair very full. Always painful but worth it sha.

Till date, I still have phobia for it but I miss my childhood days.

when did you lose your innocence?

obinna58:
Oloshoism weren't so rampant then

do you know any virgin I can marry

JooEeL:
Is this a scare tactic you learned from the nigerian govt?

To threaten and intimidate those who you think do not share the same privilege you think you do, so they come fidgeting in fake reverence for you?

Typical black african, typical oppressive spirit. Typical, typical, typical.

is she friends with the mods?

pocohantas:
I prefer this one to the rubber type. Somehow they preferred using the rubber type for me. I never weaved my hair in primary school and they started calling me, aunty-eriri.

Mine were not dramatic like what Ishi posted. They just make them one one.

The pictured ones are headache inducing.

aunty eriri where were you last nite?

pretydiva:
Well that goes to show she has a community pussy

how many guys have you fùcked?

tillaman:
Cotton wool ke Her coochie go dey smell Don’t tell me other wise

can you suck pussy

vicdom:
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you watch JH?

tayo60:
@Kriss216, Una no get work? Always commenting on every thread.

lazy girl. What do you do?

Sisora:
They will ask you "Do you like sex?" or any other stup*d question.


If you say yes. They will insult you tire and call you olosho.


If you say no. They will call you pretender and insist that girls love sex more than guys but they just pretend.


If you don't answer, they will say "I know all ladies will avoid this thread like a plaque"


In all, a girl is guilty on nairaland. You must be guilty.

Reminds me of the saying that a cockroach cannot be innocent in a gathering of fowls.


Nairaland Guys, please change your ways and make this place habitable for your darling women. Without women you cannot live peacefully

Please show more respect

get out of here. Jobless godforsaken bitch

Lvgirl:
I once took a girl for 10k per nite.
I armed my gbola with the required herb
I Bleep her like porn star while listening to Tupac hit em up.
She hands up...forgo the money and decided to sleep. I didn't cum cos with the mixture u will hardly cum.
I gave her 2k ..she hissed then walk away.
Sent several abusive words to me via WhatsApp. I smiled while I delete all.

do you feel nervous before sex with a runsgirl?

dopedan:
I dey reason do yash sef, girls dey cash out o forget
Depending on d right people they can get your salary in a day or week
Yahoo boys no even dey see steady cash like that

make we start pimping bisness