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Properties / Re: How To Evict A Nasty Tenant. by Powerbando(f): 8:27pm On Jun 17, 2023
LagBlogger:
Hello fellow landlords.

I am here to learn a thing or two from you. I am about to kick out a nasty tenant through court eviction process.

I have some nasty ideas I will use on tenant before court evicts her. But in case she sees this post I want to keep them to myself.

Please guys how long does court process to evict a tenant last. I am hoping for 3 months max.

Is this realistic?



after so much fight between us, and disgracing me in the presence of our neighbours, bringing it to social media is the next thing?
i tld you my condition yet u wont listen
i will see you tomorrow morning sir
But God will judge you , wicked man
Romance / Re: Signs Of Mental Illness In Marriages/Relationships by Powerbando(f): 4:57pm On Jun 11, 2023
OtuologyProf:
I will define mental illness as a manifestation of abnormal attributes in Humans.

Mental illness in Nija marriages is best described as double tragedy, because accepting the concept of nija marriages itself, is a sign of mental illness.

The signs bellow, show you could be suffering from one mental problem or the other


1. Performing expensive marriage rites on a lady that was nailed with indomie and egg
2. Going physical with your fellow man just because he nailed your wife's vagina. A vagina that was screwed multiple times before you met her.
3. Kneeling to propose to a lady you would foot more than 60% of her bills later in the association
4. Hiding under the funny association of marriage to screw around, is also a sign of mental illness.
5. Feeling shy to mention the parts of the body like penis, vagina or otuocha, breast, otele or nyash in front of your children, wife and in-laws , is a sign of mental illness
6. Clapping your hands for your wife's sister or your daughter to close their legs, is a sign of mental illness. Why not tell them to sit properly?
7. Shouting "go and read your books" when there is a scene of romance in a movie.
8. A nagging wife should watch it. You'll nag to the extent, your domestic dog gets tired of you.
9. When a woman shows her buttocks to the camera and writes on her page : "oluwa is behind my success" or " oluwa is involved"
10. When a lady bleaches her skin and forgets her vagina



Prof itid Ukwu
Dean, Faculty of Otuology



With wetin you type, shey you sef no get mental issue like this
Sports / Re: Giveaway For My Followers by Powerbando(f): 4:34pm On May 24, 2023
guobe:
If you are following me I will be doing a little give away to some selected accounts.if you don't need it please don't partake.drop account details with name and a de bless you richly.please I don't think I have the power to transfer to opay and other online banks as they are too far in my app.thank you.


UBA
Owolade Adebanjo
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Sports / Re: Giveaway For My Followers by Powerbando(f): 4:32pm On May 24, 2023
guobe:
If you are following me I will be doing a little give away to some selected accounts.if you don't need it please don't partake.drop account details with name and account.God bless you richly.please I don't think I have the power to transfer to opay and other online banks as they are too far in my app.thank you.


UBA
Owolade Adebanjo
Phones / Re: Are We Getting A Dark Mode On Nairaland? by Powerbando(f): 11:46am On Apr 01, 2023
ibawon:
Just refreshed then got this @dragnet Baba what's happening

E shock me too😀😀
Romance / Re: This Is Pure Wickedness by Powerbando(f): 10:07am On Mar 29, 2023
[quote author=Enemyofpeace post=122142024]What a wicked world , this couple here are see is no come marriage not do forgot about that to see them thought now people everybody point put it her in come no more them marriage not do things now close she them don't but people not do anything and she them he chai.

What is really happening in this world?😭[/quote


Na Your English kill am
Mumu

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Romance / Re: I Am Afraid Already,i Need Advice And Help by Powerbando(f): 9:06pm On Mar 28, 2023
Davizee:

I am looking for a mentor or an advisor but I gat none


Work on your self, you go see along the lines
Romance / Re: I Am Afraid Already,i Need Advice And Help by Powerbando(f): 8:42pm On Mar 28, 2023
Davizee:

It's not that,of recent I was having a convo with two guys and they were putting fear on me that at this age my parents shouldn't be feeding and they were also saying that life ahead is very hard that the only way is struggling

Can you see what I am saying, agent of devil giving you advice, you sef dey ginger there rubbish
He sure me die, those people giving you advice still dey struggle,
Get your shit together all by yourself or take advice from already made people, though they may not have your time

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Romance / Re: I Am Afraid Already,i Need Advice And Help by Powerbando(f): 8:24pm On Mar 28, 2023
Davizee:
In a few months time I am gonna be 19 . I am already afraid as I thought by now I will be already catering for myself but my parents are still feeding and it is making me depressed. I am presently preparing for the upcoming JAMB examination and depression isn't making me able to concentrate. I am just all by myself. Please I need help, I am the second child of my parents.

You are 19, and you never enter higher institution, you are still talking about independency, and you are depressed at your age
The way devil dey play with some people mind eh,
A teenager for that matter
You better go and eat your mummy food with joy

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Romance / Re: There's No True Happiness Without Validation From Others by Powerbando(f): 5:38pm On Mar 27, 2023
EBUBS:
I can't help but imagine the level at which humans crave for validation from others. Both directly and Indirectly. Some people also pretend not to crave for validation just to get validated at the end.

From the food we eat, to the house we leave in , the car we drive, the people we marry. All these things boils down to our desires to be validated by others.

Technology and the developed countries as a whole know this truth and they use it against us every day. Check out the iphones, Facebook or social media as a whole, Lamborghini, big nyash, big breast, just to mention a few.

I stand to be corrected but I honestly believe that our happiness is greatly driven by validation. Directly and Indirectly

Please what's your take on this.


You are very right
I tried all my best to not to impress people, but still undirectly impress people
I don't dress or eat expensively, but my inner man still crave for it.
And that is what is putting people under pressure to keep up
I just hope one day I become totally broken🙏🙏

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Sports / Re: This Is How My Friend Made N1 Million In A Month by Powerbando(f): 6:23pm On Mar 25, 2023
Relative02:
So about a year ago, I told a group of friends that it is possible to make N1 million with just N200.
If you are into betting then you'll know that it is very possible. The issue is, it is very hard to follow through with the plan.
The reason I'm posting this is because one of my friends finally succeeded and I want to give it another try.

Now this is he plan
1.35 odds / day for 7 days is 8.17 odds / week.
8.17 odds x 4 weeks = ~4,456.5 odds
So N200 x 4,456.5 = ~N891,317

Doing this alone is not easy and I'm not very good at predictions, so I want a group of like minded individuals who have N200 to waste to join me let us see if we can get lucky.

To join my Super Team follow:
[url][/url]https:///+6uvEvaK0CpM2YmE0

I plan to start on the 1st of April so if you're interested let's connect so we can share ideas.



This is not realistic, as you will sometimes have a bad day

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Romance / Re: Life After Nysc by Powerbando(f): 6:25pm On Mar 24, 2023
Hezzyluv:


Just hear yourself?? U no wan teach and you na education graduate undecided

If you know wetin good for you, just go and start teaching job and use that one dey look for more opportunities.

You don talk wetin dey my mind
Leave am make he dey play
Romance / Re: Do You Think This Girl Scammed Me by Powerbando(f): 2:27am On Mar 16, 2023
Goodlyhrt:
A girl I was really interested in one time just put to bed a bouncing baby boy.

Though I tried to make her my girlfriend and I was sad she choose another guy who now impregnated her out of wedlock.

She is an outgoing..partying.. Jaiye jaiye kind of girl but I was reluctant we could have a thing together then. But it never materialised and so she bore him a son. A cute guy I must say.

Several times she has been to my place to greet me and pleaded with me to come see her son. But I was still bittered by the fact she choose another guy and an irresponsible lifestyle. So I always dodged going to meet her in her place. I also swore never to give her a dime.

Today she brought her baby to my place. I was actually worried what people might say or word spilling out and his so called boyfriend aka husband breaks my head for me.

As devil will have it.. It started pouring heavily, I had to beg her to stay at least till the rain subsides. It was then she started pouring out her heart to me, how she made mistakes and regretted giving birth to the child for the guy.

She even named the child with my name. I was so happy inside but I didn't show it. But sha deep in side I wished the child belonged to me because he is so cute just like her mother whom I love so much.

I broke my vow of not giving her any penny today when she opened up to me that she doesn't have anything to feed my boy sorry her son I was moved with compassion. Luckily for her someone gave me some money for a job which I now gave small thing just because of the boy.

Maybe I love kids to a fault or maybe the child bore my name or arrghh he is so cute and I wouldn't mind to do it again if I am opportuned.

By the streets she scammed me howbeit legitimately.


If na me I go still take advantage of her, have sex with her multiple time, the love for don commot my body by then, before leaving her finally

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Romance / For Those Who Believed In Me by Powerbando(f): 8:27pm On Mar 14, 2023
I just got a mercedes E350 for my self, for those who were insulting me the other day about my mentality I have that I cannot go far, based on my earlier about someone life ambition

I think you need to have a rethink on my matter, foolish people @ siofra, ilamina, Fernandez is back, all this stupid girl
Politics / Re: Gbadebo Recounts How Gunshots Were Fired At His Campaign Train In Epe, Lagos by Powerbando(f): 4:52pm On Mar 12, 2023
Romance / Re: How Do Y’all Deal With Someone You Can’t Get Over by Powerbando(f): 11:35am On Feb 27, 2023
Cashsteady:
Good morning..


We all have this ex we really can’t get over after break up ..forget all this redpill ..There are some guys who still can’t get over their ex and some even still spam their ex ..myself their is still a girl I can’t get over I don’t spam her tho ,no text and calls,but anytime I think of her its usually painful to me that she broke up ..In my mind I will just be like so this girl Dey with another nigga like this😞..


How do y’all get over someone you really liked ?






Na because say you single
My babe left me, for two years I was single, I was still stalking her, until I realized I did not put my emotion on someone else, right now if I see her now it like seeing a random girl

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Politics / Re: Satan Is The God Of This World, Therefore His Agents Are More Likely To Win Elec by Powerbando(f): 9:34am On Feb 27, 2023
Vanderandrew:
Satan is the god of this world, therefore his agents are more likely to win elections. God is not involved in politics,. Many people say God rules in the affairs of men. That means he is control of everything. God is not in control of anything that has to with this world system. Satan is in charge. I hear people praying for some people they feel are godly and god-fearing. You are wasting your time. Pray for souls to repent, pray that the gospel will be spread. Most likely an agent of the devil will end up being president. The Church shouldnt waste it's time


Now we begin understand certain things about god
Sports / Re: How Do You Feel When A Game Cuts Your 1million Naira Ticket? by Powerbando(f): 4:39pm On Feb 20, 2023
kabanayol9:
Lately i have been experiencing this, after playing games, it is only one that will spoil it, Westbrom was the last game playing for that night, it was 1-0 ahead in the 80th minutes, i was flabbergasted, went for cash out, sportybet blocked it, i was like well it is winning, lo and behold checked the scores in the 90th minutes, gbam 1-1, my eyes kept sparkling, i refreshed till the game ends, no changes.
Another game was yesterday sunday union berlin spoilt my games, would have won a million naira plus, it played 0-0 full time, so so painful, anyways one day hunter go catch big meat for bush, share your experiences too.


How much you dey stake for 1 million
Romance / Re: My Husband Wants To Bring In A Househelp by Powerbando(f): 10:04am On Feb 18, 2023
Preciousgirl:
My husband is bent on bringing into our home a househelp, but knowing how uncontrolled men can be, I prefer a guy, but he insists a girl. I have told him if he does, I leave the house and he is unrepentant still
I am feeling so uncomfortable


Another baby loading
There is love in sharing, allow her in now
Sports / Re: Arsenal Vs Man City by Powerbando(f): 6:39am On Feb 15, 2023
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#NaijaBet #BoostedOdds #ARSMCI #PL


Can you differentiate between over 2 and over 2.5 in naijabet
Politics / Re: Something Strange Will Happen In This Country Shortly by Powerbando(f): 7:33pm On Feb 07, 2023
AirFireEarthH20:
Those abusing themselves because of elections will be the biggest fools of the century. The Nigerian Presidency will deceive you all and the unexpected will happen.

You heard it here first! History repeating itself!! Mark this date!!!


We know werey
Peter obi will not enter
Family / Re: Name Your Price: 2012 Mac Book Pro by Powerbando(f): 4:52pm On Feb 06, 2023
MrKingsv:
Hi guys,

I have this 2012 Mac book pro
500g HDD
4gb Ram
Core i5
2.5ghz processor

I don't like Apple, I'm good with my windows grin

If interested, name your offer

Location: Lagos, Opebi

Contact: 0816one389zero85



He dey play PES
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Tend To Hate Women When They Are Being Rejected? by Powerbando(f): 1:06pm On Feb 05, 2023
saphiere:
Men do this all the time. A girl rejected you or broke up with you and instead to go back to the drawing board and find out why, you gather all the energy in this world to hate the female gender.

A good example is that of that boy who's thread is on fp claiming that his sister's and the entirely female children in his family lacks common logic.

He truly needs help.






If your crush reject your advance , won't you feel bittered
Very stupid girl like her mother


He go so reach your turn, life na turn by turn

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Investment / Re: Forex Traders Only Secret by Powerbando(f): 7:03pm On Jan 10, 2023
sus77:
Are you looking for how to become a profitable trader? Look no more, the answer is here.

It will only cost you $1000 to know this method and your days of financial struggling will be offer.

If you said education is expensive, then try ignorance. You should calculate how much you spent to be come a graduate, then argue no more to pay the $1000 and get for ever knowledge of forex secrets.

Take note, traders fail because of brokers, so choose wisely.

Ask for my QR Code wallet for payment of the $1000 if you are interested, immediately I confirm your payment, in less than 2 hours the secrets method will be revealed to and from then you are good to go.

Please do not hesitate for this opportunity. Help yourself and your unborn children out of poverty. This is a genuine opportunity without any doubt.




So someone will now send you $1000 just like that, no template, no history of your work,
Comedian just full here
People wey saving dey disclose stuff like that

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Romance / Re: Name Those Slangs You Learnt On Nairaland by Powerbando(f): 7:09pm On Jan 09, 2023
Shalommy:
Vawulence..


Op
Nairaland / General / Re: EURUSD : Lessons To Be Learned by Powerbando(f): 12:53pm On Jan 08, 2023
qwertyboss:

The fundamental analysis will tell you that if the news is as expected or better than expected then is good for USD but when is worst that expect it's Bad for USD....

But from experience, I realized that whether Better or Bad the market doesn't move in a clear direction in most cases but move in giant sideways to wipe out retail traders.

So the best thing is to use pending orders to enter the market at support and resistance levels coupled with the news most probably direction since the market normally reached these levels always at NFP and either break them or retest them





So the news does not matter in most case

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