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Oluwacolded: For ashewo house

Indeed na wetin I wan even rite ...one okpo go dey ma lap chillin wit a bootle of booze

madridsta007: Holed up working in London and later gonna be at Brussels that same day... And she's in 9ja

So.... I've arranged some surprise over-the-top valentine hamper delivered at her office (She has no idea at all. I'm gonna look for trouble with her by February 13th so she wouldn't be in a good mood lol)

In the afternoon/evening ave planned with her friends to take her out for some decent, tidy lunch...

In the evening, while the are still there, they are gonna play my voice, singing some love song on my guitar on the sound system for her. I've arranged it with owners of the eatery where she'll be and I've since sent an MP3 of the music (I sha can sing small lol).

At night, I'll skype her and we'll have a laugh. She would be very embarrassed and excited during the whole show. The best part is that she isn't expecting it.

I will be d last man on earth to do all dis to a woman and someday she go follow anoda man wey no send her dan to Bleep her doggy !! Dis guy you must be a leaner!!!haa I pity you after all dis drama you no see pant...mugu

Who cares ......how e wan take make price of garri reduce for oyingbo market

Haba hey porn omo come some bustop you see live mojo -- no be soft core hardcore ones..film. Being sold...make dem free dose youth jare...abi dem wan tell me say dem no dey watch mojo #hypocrites

jutino: dat dirty place...mtcheeeeeew

Dat dirty place .. Wetin u find go there !!! Ab I u don go hussle there u no like am !! Haha mehn gals dey hussle olosho market !!! Haha

Orikinla: Is it still existing?
I was staying nearby at Peoples Bus Stop in my late teens.

Haha goiddey cinema don turn to hall for church and aboki hide outs..and weddin center..d management loose it -- there was a time silverbird was plannin to buy there n use as cinema but the useless family dat owns it were fightin each other..bout share...na so oga ben bruce comot hand..

Olodo 1: nonsense!
Come to Godday cinima @ Ajegunle.

Haha bad guy u mean dat hotel wey face am....haha I don $ark register dere ....top star.....see crowd......of youth ashawo everwhere :ahaha

Haha omo for my calender notin like feb 14 oo

Thank God sha dat day na overnight with vickky one ashawo wey I jam for metro pack haha I prefer to waste money on ashi dan one yeye gal in wat love dat don't exist...she will dump u sef...without notin to offer u even kitten u no go see.

Haaa the man funny o abroad sef some women dey divorce their lame husband go marry woman....haha !!!
D man for just love-vendor dem both and start fuckin the two of them

GideonG: I met her facebook and she really looks like my future partner, I will set my eyes on her on Val
for the very first time for over a year we've been communicating.

I am in Lagos and she is studying in Nassarawa state university... I will land in Abuja on vals
day early in the morning and book a hotel at Gwarinpa, then I will relax in my hotel room get high
on some little drink(Baileys) do some push-ups and make my chest come out to appear very fitted!(I am tall , dark, and athletic)
Then I will go to Nassarawa state university in Keffi to see her and present my Val gifts to her
and discuss one or two things most especially how she can come and meet me for a candle light dinner
in Abuja from there I will take her to my hotel room and we will pop a bottle of martini rose'
together and be very comfortable with each other since it's the first day we are seeing each other,
at the hotel I will proof to her that I can actually be the most romantic person she has ever met...
I will pour champagne on her and lick her from up to down till she cry... we will cuddle and romance and....fast forward
to the next day Friday, we will spend it in the hotel room throughout and go out at night and probably
end up in the club then back to my hotel room...My room expires by 12pm on Friday I move out to start
coming back to Lagos. I love this girl die!

I just bought her the sexiest female fragrance(Euphoria by Calvin Klein) this evening and I will seduce her
with my Acqua di Gio perfume by Georgia Amani which is also the sexiest perfume for men. I am going to
completely sweep her off her feet with my Val gifts which include rose flower, assorted wines, big white towel,
sexy lingerie, cards, chocolates, sleek make-up kits and of course my favourite which is the fragrance...

So you no go Bleep her..if you no Bleep. Her you be highest Mugu....

Valentine day na my day to carry two ashewos and na ashawo house I must spend am

@poster well na ur own cup of tea be dat na person tell you make u dey suck dick fir 5pounds..lazy brat...so now u be preacher...hahah after dem don useless dem life na to start talk show!!! To make money Na lie jare if you give her anoder youthful chance she will still repeat d same life style..

Mugu ...all dis people sef dat won't use their brain....100k haba foolish christains

I boading house back then ...na MC fucker dem dey call me ooo

I bleeped a rich senator daughter and not knowing she was a senators daughter...if not I for don hammer!!!