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Carchoice:
Nothing can be done bro.

She took your senses with her. You can’t forget about her. I’m sorry.

bros! The likes wey follow your comments dey give me joy i swear.

FanOfMyself:
Yes I have a problem with it. I hate it. Please stop it

Oh! Bros! Bros!.
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So because you have a problem with it and you hate it.. I should stop it bah?.. Okay na. How much are you willling to pay for me to stop it?

FanOfMyself:
What about being a lesbian? Do you like that fact about you too?

yes i love it. Any problem?

div111:
Have you watched the movie- Accident man??

yes. Those mafias kill people and frame it as suicide and accidents

Oturatetuala:
Hahahaha! Really? Well if you say so but I don't really believe in zodiac signs and there meaning. It has never worked for me

1. What do you do for a living?

2. What are your dreams/goals and aspirations?

3. Do you easily forgive and forget?

4. What's your personal definition of an ideal relationship?

5. Are you an introvert/ extrovert?


6. How do you spend your free time/ unwind?

7. Are you a religious type?

Sorry for all the questions.. But answering it gives me clues as to why you don't believe in the zodiac.

[quote author=Oturatetuala post=94462395][/quote]wow.. Capricorns have the zeal, potentials, and great focus to run, maintain and grow businesses. Govt work is not really for you people oo.. Na to do business dey fit una.

UtopianPassion:
I never asked for the opinion of Lesbians, whenever I become a Lesbian and I run into any issues, I'd definitely call for your opinion.

you cant become a lesbian.. So no need. Just make sure you don't rape her.. If not....

Oturatetuala:
You are capricorn.. I guess

nah.. Aquarius.. And you?

You love her? And it's 4 years since you both started dating?.. And you've not proposed?... You want sex abi? Wetin bin make you agree to date her in the first place? Oh you thought she was one of those girls who mean yes even while saying no. You probably thought 'all females' loves sex more than men so definitely she'll change her mind. Well.. You don buy market. Cheers!.

ChilledPill:
They said that I always talks and laughs alone and that's a sign of insanity.


Yeah I talk alone and reason with myself and that makes me to hardly make mistakes.


I don't have friends, I don't want friends, I just want to be alone with my phone and on nairaland with music blasting by my side....


I don't have low esteem I see myself as greater than others....


Even walking on the road I may be communicating with my inner mind, I will use my phone as if I am making call so that other pedestrians will not notice and call me a mad guy.


Guys do you talk to yourselves and how does it feel?

we are in the same shoe brother. Sometimes i record myself with my phone on my ears as if i'm answering a call. And i talk aloud. But i think i inherited that trait from my dad coz he talks alot to himself..
What's your zodiac sign?

Any feminist in Calabar.. Let's link up.

If i mention his damn name.. It's going to be another thread fight.. But then.. He's gonna mentioo my name anyway.. Coz he's obsessed with me. Lolz.

rottencorpse:
Women are important fools

Can anything sensible and nice come out from a rotten corpse?

0KNM:
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Be careful what you type to me. I don’t joke with such disgusting and irritating BS. Be warned!
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Happy married life bro. I wish you and the.cork a happy relationship. One love.

Liposure:
not as baffling as a lady looking for a virgin husband

not shocking. No lady likes an in-experienced guy. Why do you think some young girls are attracted to rugged guys.. They want someone with skills.

Camelot65:
And the "God-fearing" lady ends up having sex with the man

And when it's over.. They both put on their clothes and assume 'Godfearing' as usual. Nothing wey Carmel no go see for Arabian Desert.

StacyO:
Try to read elaborately or better still,enlighten me.

You're a beauty to behold.. And you look way better than tiwa.. That's if you're the one @ ur_dp.

StacyO:
This your comment got me laughing.

Babe when i reason am.. The thing dey off me..

I don't like the fact that i'm so easygoing.
I can't bear a grudge for a long time. No matter how upset i am, if you just smile one mumu smile.. That's it. The vexation don vanish.
. I'm broke. You can't be broke and jobless and still like yourself.
that i'm not tall. I'm a short girl.. I always wanted to join the military but my height discouraged me. Though i've seen people who are in the military with my height but ... God dey.
I would have added - to be a Nigerian. But that sounds like questioning The most high.

What baffles me this days is when a man is looking for a Godfearing lady to commit fornication with.

Women... They say, are neccesary evil. That's why i love us. All these people shouting 'true' na dem need woman pass for real life

0KNM:
Why you dodging the simple question? And no, I won’t beat you. I’ll send my boys to do the beating.

Answer my question now before I call the.cork for you

The cork?.. Wow! Is he your boyfriend? You never told me you had a boyfriend.wow!.. H.M.L to you both.

0KNM:
I didn’t ask you for story. I asked simple question. Do you think I have time? Answer my question. Why are you not straight? Do you want us to jail you? Are you not scared of going to jail or beaten to pulp? We need answers

okay. I'm really bored.. I think i need some beating.. Come and beat me na.pls!

0KNM:
But why are you g**? Don’t you know it’s a criminal offence in Nigeria? Don’t you know we don't tolerate it?

why is nigeria so corrupt? Don't you know it is a criminal offense in Nigeria? And we don't tolerate it.?

0KNM:
You mean I shouldn’t crush you with a tractors? Well, the hands of the law will soon crush you if you don’t desist from you bad ways

Ewu

Today that you said 'i' it's like i'm going to win today.. Eh! Thank God. If you're working fos NL Then leave me oo. I no dey collect allowee oo. My acct dry.

0KNM:
So you are planning to take a Queen to the alter? Shame! Don’t you get it? We don’t want women taking women to alter. It’s a straight society no inbetween

And why are you always talking about sex and adultery and fornication and prostitution? Shame on you

This guy.. Please don't crush on me oo. Btw i know... Learning how to read is one thing, while understanding is another thing.. We.. We.. We..
see your ugly, mumu, face.

sinkhole:
That is just the problem. Had it been that the governor did not have the first hand experience that is how they will report to him that the attack is nothing and they are on top of it!
We actually need young active people in governance, like Zulum, who will not be holed up in one place and be receiving report from people to take decision.
How many times has the man in Aso Rock visited any disaster area in Nigeria? He prefers to go and celebrate independence in Mali than to go and visit explosion site in Lagos!

Explosion site!.. Jeez! Do you want our darling beloved president to go and die? Abi you no sabi say my darling bubu love his life dearly. Biko no talk am again.

Openbusiness:
He didn't commit adultery. The woman he had an affair with is not a married woman. What he did is fornication.

Oga please try and check dictionary/google before you correct me.
Adultery is a voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and a person that is not his/her spouse. It does not neccesarily mean that the both has to be married. Once a married man/woman engage in sexual intercourse outside their marital home.. It is adultery.
Fornication is sex btw unmarried folks.

Lolz.. This guy.. You've made my day. I really did come to see a truth that is naked tho. Thanks for the smiles.

You take a Queen to the alter and make her promise you forever and always... Then you slip out of your skin and start cheating.. Disrespecting God, and the love of your life.
How would you feel if you found out that one of your kids aren't yours? You'll feel betrayed right?
you betrayed her love for you and you counted all her efforts void.
I would love to insult and abuse you but hey!.. I have also cheated on a very beautiful, caring and loving girl i used to date back then and i regretted it.

But just have it mind that what you did can never be undone. And she may never forgive you. Las las God was right when he said 'thou shall not commit adultery' e bin get why. And na one of the why's be this ur matter now.

0KNM:
Stop quoting me with your BS else I’ll report you straight up to the mods. Be warned!

young man! Respect yourself.. Yen! Yen! Yen! Yen!.. I was on my own lane.. And you mentioned my name, now i'm here for you.. You dey vibrate. Wetin dey work you sef? Enyia akparikwala'm ozo'oo. Stop that nonsense.. I'm not the girl that broke your heart. Quote me and get a response.. Las las na u go tire!