₦airaland Forum

You have 30 govs plus 3 others APC aligned.

You said you won election.

You said you are the best thing to happen to Nigeria.

But you are scared of free and fair election?

Clowns everywhere

Until I get the details, I don't believe any party.

The minister might be arrogant and want to flex muscles

The woman might be an opportunist or an angry abandoned side chick

E no concern me for now

200% bro. Plus her 100% lies. Any girl with a rape story on a celebrity is a liar.
Most times they thought they could easily bag the celebrity until when they realize it will not happen then they jump on rape claims.

TheKing4040:
I'm 100 percent sure he is INNOCENT

Honda engine are bulletproof

I have used 406 and man, the engine is a bit fragile

Toyotas have been good for a while. I don't know now that they have started using Turbos.

Just that any car with turbos no dey last

Long overdue. This rubbish must stop.

I inherited uniforms, textbooks and even sometimes old notes from my elder brother.

And I enjoyed it. Cos dude was more serious than I. His books were nearly laminated.

Why should a parent have same textbooks from older siblings but cannot give it to the younger ones cos the school have a stupid policy of always buying new. So what do I do with the ones I don't need at home?

Na that one dey vex me pass with private schools. Party own I no send.

And yes. Some extra lessons are too much. My child should leave that school by 2pm. Let them go and play small.

We closed by 2pm and we turned out great.

Believe this liars at your own peril.

MDAs are literally surviving. If you know anyone who have done any project for government, government is still owing them.

Started of working for my uncle in his hotel as a bar man.
For 12k
He later moved me to another of his company
For 40k
He later got me a job in govt
For 120+k now
I still never see money steal for govt

Wahala

I am on the side of the tenant. Landlords and Agents are becoming a menace in this country.

After charging tenant exorbitant amount for caution fee most landlords don't refund it despite keeping the house in good condition.

How many of you have given landlord caution fee and when you are about packing out you get refunded for keeping the house neat?

Some landlords will abuse you for daring to request your money. Why?

You will pay caution fee, fix the house anytime something spoils, fix plumbing issues, fix water pump issues, fix roof yourself but your caution fee is still with the landlord.

No any same tenant will just destroy a house just because he is leaving. The fact that the agen kept talking about caution fee was because he knew why- they don't want to refund the guy his money. Let them use it to fix the house.

I may even do same to my landlord when I'm leaving.
I fixed everything in the house. The guy has done nothing for me as a caretaker.

Legend!!!
Man of steel

RIP PD, your watch here has ended. You have lived well

All the Adron Homes I know outside Lagos are far away from people. With lavish gates and sculptures that looks like ancient greek cities.
I don't know about the prices of their land cos I am not interested

Oakenshield:
na dat stew licking off me. Because if you tell our useless governor say make dey give you cut say u go add their allocation they go quickly do am. When na sharing of allocation na governors the attend when na meeting dey go send commissioners of finance

Criminal governors don't want anyone to run them street

But actually FAAC meeting is only held by state commissioners of finance and the state AG

Oakenshield:
Imagine na you the open cake before anybody omo signature is bae.

Omo this job sweet die abeg
Na you go open pot, turn tell all 36 states and 774 LGAs wetin dey sup inside pot

Omo if na me, 20 laps go lost before sharing go start.

After sharing I go still follow lick wuna stew. After all state governors dey still collect from LGAs allocation

We die there

FalseProphet1:
I see this man stealing over 100bn naira in his first 30 days in office.

This I have seen.

Leave guyman alone
Him dey talk like say him no go steal

Hoelujohn:
Dey play! For every contract Wike approves, he gets nothing less than 10% from the contract sum. Take it to the bank. Why do you think he is fighting Fubara? It's because of contract. Come to think of it, if his work is just to be approving contracts, anyone can do that. Even a blind and deaf can do it. He has not thought of anything outside the box that we can say it's noble or worth praising. Just filling potholes and approving buildings. We need to start setting the standard high.
Where I am, I will wake up and see that road has been tared and fix. Nobody is campaigning on top that. If anyone does that, na straight resignation

Lol. The problem we have in Nigeria is that the leadership bar is too low, so it's ok to encourage anyone doing well.
If he gets the job done and steals 10% personally I don't care. The other FCT ministers I'm sure stole more than 70%. In fact it was like we had no ministers despite the huge budget of the FCT. The unfortunate part is that none of them have been arrested. The other stupid Bala Muhammad is still trying to buy 6 computers for 400million Naira. Imagine the audacity!

Anyway, what Woke has done in a year in Abuja is unprecedented. Which is commendable. I hope he does more. I have been in Abuja for the last ten years and nobody has opened up this town in this short period.

He is a trouble maker, no doubt. But I'd rather have a stupid man that delivers than a quiet thief

Trump may have his problems


But give it to him. If you understand him well, he seems to generally mean well

This discoloured people need to be curtailed

You changed your gender, always on medication and still want to be in the army? How na!

Go home. Even if they go to court they will loose. They are on permanent hormone medication

I love Trump. They should all be sacked on medical grounds

This should be a lesson to MannaBBQ, Helenues and other homegrown lunatics here

TooMuchStuff:
Any good testimony from users of the testimony here ? me na DSTV customer of 2 decades standing.
Can't imagine any other pay tv services outfitting the South Africans mafia in this country any time soon.

I use SLTV, a former DSTV customer.

DSTV is overrated

Y

Forget long talk

Trump is winning

This was called Jumbo soap

This soap can way away sins

LadyExcellency:
Our conversation and phone details are just public to Israeli Intelligence Agencies.

Omo, this guy no dey age at all.

Guy man can come and be looking cute af

How pesin fit comment on this


Abeg o common man has no say on this matter

Make the pesin under me speak on our behalf

Two mad men having their squabble

Wetin concern common man😂

okoroemeka:
Hmmm,that AI maths will not be for the faint hearted,I remember the first time I encountered calculus in engineering mathematics and I strongly believe it must be ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs,

Very few lecturers really know maths in Nigeria. The rest are cramers and jokers

It took a young Indian kid to make me understand Naive Bayes theorem, then think about others

Mrshape:
On Tuesday morning, April 23rd, 2024, was set for my UTME examination. My center was close to my house, so at 6:20 am, I came out from the house hoping to catch an auto rickshaw . I left with my ATM card, ID card and my JAMB examination photo card. On getting to the junction, I observed there was no auto rickshaw, so I had to run down to the road before I was able to see a vehicle. I appreciated the running because it was an opportunity for me to do some exercise, which people had been advising me to take because of my sedentary nature due to work.

When I got to the center, it was not very crowded as I thought. I proceeded to the queue, and a man asked me if I could have my phone. I said no. After the thumb printing, we went further to the hall to sit down. Although there were not enough chairs the People organizing it were kind enough to release their chairs to students to sit down. I applaud them for that.

As I was about entered the main hall for the computers, it was advocated that ID card and ATM cards was not allowed, that it was part of the rules sent to us, so I had to go down and check for one of my fellow proprietors I saw around and I gave him my items so that I could pick them up when I'm done with the exam. I really appreciated that

I began with English, I was trying to navigate to find where to shortcut to transit it to mathematics, but I was unable to find a way out (maybe I it isa available but I don't know how to navigate it,but I later found out that I can move to the next by selecting the last question of the subject and clicking on next, this was when I was stuffing through the system in my third subject) The computer screen was not as big as I expected, so scrolling up and down was challenging. In the English section, I went to choose Hakini instead of Hakini because I didn't read the novel, I only listen to the audiobook,. I checked it up later, and it was Hakimi not Hakini, I failed that question, so UTME student sould listen and read the novel to be able to identify correct spellings as it is one of the aspect to be tested as outlined out in the English syllabus

Next was physics the physics was ok , *Next Mathematics I did well in this, except for a question asking to find the area of a triangle, given the angle between the two sides 40° which formula was 0.5 * a * b * sin 40°. It was unfortunate that 40° is not part of special angles. I was racking my brain on how to solve this. I know the sine of 30° and sin 60 = 0.8660, The option to the question was have same whole number with only a difference in the second decimal place, . This was the challenge was a challenge to identify the correct option. JAMB should stick to the agreement set questions using special angles only and if they are to go variant the options should be distinct son that a student should obviously be able to choose the correct option with knowledge of special angles and trigonometry graph visualization,
There was a question in my mathematics binary operation using LCM, I applaud JAMB for that question whoever set question is very smart, after solving it I smiled.

After my mathematics I was left with about 12 minutes for chemistry maybe I fell in love with the mathematics questions trying to look at the reason why each questions was set, well it was fun.

When I saw I have just 12 minutes remaining for chemistry I know this is not the time to start calculation in the chemistry I hurried move through the questions to find the ones can easily I identify the answer I click on then why the others I just used possible elimination to choice a possible answer
In total I am expecting
Mathematics around 98±2
English around 85±10
Physics around 89±8
Chemistry around 70±10
Total around 330 to 360

For the record I applied for BCE Mathematics I might go and study the course but I would have prefarerd Mathematics and Artificial intelligence but no school in Nigeria is offering it.

I wish you well son. You seem to be among the few students in this country that know what they are doing. I hope u fulfill your dreams in AI, maths in Nigeria is a joke

I sincerely wish you well

The Indaboski my favorite fake pastor

Whether God called you or you called yourself na still God do am

Carry go pastor

Congratulations
Alonso to Liverpool

lazkizz:
J Town... Best city in nigeria.

It shall recalibrated to its full glory, but the city is experiencing a pandemic of cultistim in places like jenta,apata, unijos rukuba Road.


The night life is top notch and their hospitality still remains the best in nigeria.

Weather and food is divine, pls and pls let's not talk about the mangu melanin BBws with their Onions shaped ukwu


We call it nigeria new York...
Education. = 95%

Entertainment =75%

Talent = 95%

Morals = 30%

Fight = 150%

I sha miss Jos...

Werey
This nigga here has touch many kpekus

Well. At the end it's his gamble.

The music industry in Nigeria is very close knit and you have to be at the top of ur game to survive. That is why for young men growing it is better you do it with an established label.

Now he has to built his own contacts, hire his own lawyer, publicist, stage & logistics mangers, Tunde Ednut etc

You can sing, but understand the business

Ikenna351:
The Mobil Super 3000 x1 5w-40 is fully synthetic oil recommended by Peugeot for some of its engine with Oil certification B71 2296. Some of the recommended Peugeot engines for the oil is TU5JP4, EW10J4, EW10A, EW12J4, EW7A, EW7J4, ES9J4S, ES9A, etc. I got positive feedback from 2 Peugeot users and also have tested the oil on highway on hard drive and the oil performed well (oil temperature, pressure and level, including engine note).

I picked up 2 today for my D2 Coupè V6 & Z9 V6.


Lion-King Monk.

Pls I just switched to 406. Can I use it? I don't know what oil the previous owner was using.
And it's Nigerian use