₦airaland Forum

Maxvasia:
Its simply cos there are more witches than wizards. Witches are the most religious and punctual and hypocrisy is on the lose.

You no well

Abiye001:
They are looking for who to rape. Happy new week

Ladies rape in your church?
Abeg send the name and address, FBI must hear this

majekdom2:
There is this thought the God is masculine.... I.e that was why man was made first. It is only natural for a woman to be attracted to a perceived male person. Even the names angel bear, you see some to be male names i.e Gabriel, Michael e.t.c.

Hmm... Na wa oh

EVILFOREST:
LADIES may think by attending church programs they are ahead spiritually....but this is not so because...
The true TEST manifests when both genders are faced with TEMPTATIONS....

A lady who just engaged as an usher in a church comfortable goes back to her boyfriend's house and passes the night.
Some even pass the night somewhere with the pastors.
Most are gullible.....
Most are persuaded to fall under anointing, while others speak in tongues because they spotted someone act like that..
They attend church just like the way they attend wedding ceremonies..
So don't expect ladies to have that spiritual steadfastness.

A Man who hasn't Been to a church service for a very long time is still spiritually ahead.
It's a natural gift.

These allegations are STRONG oh

As a guy if you truly love the LORD won't you want to be in his presence(in church) at all times?

bigsmoke2:
Cuz women like to be lied to and decived

Don't you think women are more closer to God than men?

Chukazu:
women have a "heart of flesh".. Men have a" heart of stone"

Hmm, that is serious

Welcomme:
I have not been to church this year, so I decided to go to my parents church today. I saw same thing. The number of females is times 3 the number of males.

Yes oh, it's a general thing in 99% of the churches globally

lofty900:
because they're the weaker vessels and they find strength in the church

Our strength as men should come from God, don't you think?

Nutase:
Because women are love.

Really? But we have men that do love but have no interest at all for the things of God

An2elect2:
If you mean the average apostate church out there then it's bad news about women.

It means women are more gullible being the weaker vessels

Like seriously
Explain please

Just so curious.

I have never seen any church where we have more men in attendance.

Why is it that we have more ladies in churches than men?

Is it that men don't know how to serve God?

Are ladies more spiritual?

What's wrong with our male folk?

Has anyone noticed this too?

Please, I need answers. Thanks.

collinsamba5@gmail.com

psucc:
mumu na mumu.

Abi... But some mumu na First Class mumu

lalanice:
do you knw how to read and understand?? is ur husband not ur man?

Abeg, make una no fight oh

donspero:
PLease is any other person experencing diffculty in that space for state/region/providence

Try refresh the page

donspero:
PLease is any other person experencing diffculty in that space for state/region/providence

Is it now working?

duduwest:
Don't mind me jare. I just don't like crazy joke

Eya... It was just meant to spice up your evening.

So back to the joke, who is more stupid?

Airoflaw:
issokay but who will now marry person with those habit .

Do you want to be among those that want to make mistakes in marriage?

Let those that fail to take heed marry themselves.

Everyone has his/her own partner that they are compatible with.

tillaman:
Lol, hilarious

Yes oh

Who is more stupid?

jagugu88li:
The op is

I no even geh FTC in a joke thread......mere joke. My village pipu have come again and you just go type H
. Is it for Hate?

Sist I tire oh

duduwest:
Your teacher who make mistake by teaching you how to read and write. There's nothing for you to joke again than to make mockery of your four father. Idiot of the highest order

Hmm... Bros you harsh oh

WHO is more stupid?

But it is obvious!!!

1. #Ibadan man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.

2. #Ondo man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.

3. #Egba man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept.

4. #Oshogbo man who watched the news and waved at the newscaster.

5. #Ijebu nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills.

6. #Ilesha man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message.

7. #Owerri man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.

10. #Onitsha man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it.

11. #Benin man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe.

12. #Ife man who saw something that looked like shit, touched and tasted and said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match am.

13. #Ilorin man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM.

LAUGHTER WILL NOT CEASE IN UR LIFE &FAMILY.

Expecting your answers...

WHO is more stupid?

But it is obvious!!!

1. #Ibadan man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.

2. #Ondo man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.

3. #Egba man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept.

4. #Oshogbo man who watched the news and waved at the newscaster.

5. #Ijebu nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills.

6. #Ilesha man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message.

7. #Owerri man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.

10. #Onitsha man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it.

11. #Benin man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe.

12. #Ife man who saw something that looked like shit, touched and tasted and said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match am.

13. #Ilorin man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM.

LAUGHTER WILL NOT CEASE IN UR LIFE &FAMILY.

Expecting your answers...

SirMichael1:
Why don't you just say no one should marry because most of these things happen in a relationship but both partners work together to settle it

Look before you leap... Most marriages head for divorce because they ignored these signs.

That your relationship scaled through due to God's mercies does not mean every other relationships would be the same.

It's best we learn from the mistakes of others and do the right thing to get the right results.

* Don't marry a person whom you quarrel with in courtship far more than you settle....
* Don't marry a person that finds it hard to say I am sorry... This results to excess debate in marriage
* Don't marry a person you scared of opening up to because in the absence of friendship in marriage there is bound to be crisis .....
* Do not marry a person whom never sees anything wrong with his / her mistakes.....
* Do not marry a person you wish to change , if he / she doesn't change before marriage then forget it after marriage....
* Do not make the mistake of marrying a stingy person , you stand alone in marriage during financial crisis....
* Do not marry one who is selfish...
* Do not marry a person you not proud to show off to the world( never you marry out of pity)
* Do not marry a person who lacks a flexible mind. Someone who finds it hard to change his / her decisions when taken....

Marriage is a life time union, a period of courtship is a moment of seriousness make use of that moment and know your partner.....

There must be comparability before you say yes I do....

Make sure your partners weaknesses cannot over power your strength.....

"Don't manage a person during courtship you may lose your patience in marriage"

Evaberry:
...

the money he has gotten from his church business is way more than the money spent to build this

pastorpreneurship

Na wa for you oh... Pastor build house na problem, e no build na problem.

Can't you see something nice and give God praise for once?

How many your pastor or imam don build for em church members or you sef how many Biro you don dash person not to talk of house.

Learn to appreciate good things and you will see good coming your way

teawhy85:
Loool..I can imagine, this is not photocopied, it's straight form immigration, it has the logo of NIS on each page of the question paper

I pray oh... Straight from the IG of Immigration himself abi

mekyno777:
Nwanne nwanyi, ur response was rude.
For that let say this: pls i jst need 1k out of that ur 2k to change my life with an assured 'surebet' game that will fetch me lyk 150k, next 2days.....lol
I promise i will give u 50k.
Tnx in advance.

Make moves, u will see help/ car that will take to enugu or stand for road and beg for ride to Enugu.
Gudluck!

Conny man die, Conny man bury am

help a sister please Nairaland am on my knees begging I have uba interview invite on friday at enugu, am in Lagos now I don't have trans fare to go for it please help me any good Samaritan God will surely bless u thanks, please am not a beggar, its not being long I finished nysc d money I s
aved I used it for my young brother please help 5k will do thanks

If na by account balance, I have lots of accounts that not using with zero kobo sef

Chai! Your show don spoil

Try again later... Nigerians are smarter than you think.

Right from time on Nairaland, I had known you as a male Mr Nobody...but this time around you are now a female... Issorit

Everyday for the thief... Make una help me complete am

Shell should be one of the highest paying oil company jobs in Nigeria.

Wishing my fellow nairalanders success as you apply

From my experience, when applying for it don't be in a hurry.

Be prepared to do some critical thinking.

I know you would write about either yourself or how you can fit into the shell family or so...

And above all pray.