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sweetose:
Hi everyone,hope y'all doing great.I got my BFP today.

Great news. We bless the name of the Lord... May the Almighty himself make it easy for you through Christ our Lord. Amen

cutienik:
if u are looking for d best preschool,creche around aguda surulere...Citadel of praise school..is d place to be,a relief for working mothers...3months to 2years...6.30am to 6.30pm.Monday to Saturday..after school services/coaching available,contacts: 08055071155,08023178359..116b Adetola road by Emmanuel bus top,aguda.Lagos. av a blessed week.

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cutienik:
if u are looking for d best preschool,creche around aguda surulere...Citadel of praise school..is d place to be,a relief for working mothers...3months to 2years...6.30am to 6.30pm.Monday to Saturday..after school services/coaching available,contacts: 08055071155,08023178359..116b Adetola road by Emmanuel bus top,aguda.Lagos. av a blessed week.

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beeevan:
Preshila I dey fear, nah why I run, make una no 'discomcombulate' my virginity status .

lols...pregnant virgin. how many weeks you dey?

lovinam: @preshila ihukwalam okoro o. Echekwam ma Oga ekwu mkpim ozo kam yooo ya ka akpa akamu. Na small kolo De worry am.

Akpa akamu? chai!!!! diarisgawdooooo... Small kolo ke Na yaba left candidate be that o... How re the kids o jare?

#copied# A mother's letter to her boys about their pee-pee

Dear Boys,
There are a few things I think you ought to know about the
pe*nis. You know, the dangly appendage that occupies your
thoughts and/or your hands for a large percentage of the
day? As a concerned mother, I feel it’s my duty to enlighten
you. Now, never having been in possession of one myself, I
can’t be considered an outright expert … but I’d like to think
that my experience raising sons counts for something.

Relax … it isn’t going anywhere.
It will stay right there in your pants (provided you’re
wearing any), so you can stop clutching it while you watch
TV and falling asleep with it in your fingers. In fact, it will be
with you for the rest of your life, so maybe you should think
about being a little less rough with it.
One exception: having a firm grip on it is encouraged – and
preferred – when using the toilet.
It’s floppy, and when you don’t have it under control, you
spray like a leaky hose.

Keep it in your drawers, mmkay?
(This is a piece of advice that will have a different, but
equally significant, meaning during your teen years – so
don’t forget it.) There’s really no need to lay it on your
brother’s arm. Or dip it in your chocolate milk. Or poke it
through the hole of a DVD. Or wrap it around your eating
utensils. Or your pencil. Or your brother’s pencil.

It might not hurt you when you stretch it out ten miles long
like it’s made of rubber, but it hurts me just looking at it, so
stop.

On rare occasions, you may actually let go of it in order to
grasp something else.
Like a sandwich, or your brother’s face. In the event of such
occasions, hand-washing before you touch anything else is
the courteous (and sanitary) thing to do.

It’s not the end of the world when it’s facing the wrong way
or bunched up in your underwear. No need for a meltdown.

It’s handy and portable and all that, but just because you
can pee anywhere doesn’t mean you should.

If you’re gonna stretch/dangle/pull/twist/twiddle or
otherwise manhandle (boy-handle?) it, please do so in your
room and spare us all a little awkwardness.

Please.
I’ve seen it a million times, boys. There’s no need to waggle it in my direction after your bath, nor make it dance and jump around by thrusting around like Elvis with a hula hoop. (This also goes for your dad, so pass that tidbit along.)

I’m hoping this letter will serve as a handy reference to the
proper penile etiquette, and that you’ll start having a little
ding-dong dignity. You’ll thank me later – or at least your
wife will.
Lots of love,
Mommy.

cutesonia: congratulations to all the new mums & new pregnant mums. May God bless & protect our homes. @all pls what can I use to stop this constant sneezing & cough? am in my third trimester.

Sorry o. Just stop taking cold drinks for now and take more of hot beverage drinks. Get vitamin C tabs as well and take lots of oranges... If you can, avoid AC and being in proximity to fan if it's a standing one... then finally go and get tested for malaria, its also one of the symptoms of malaria. Wishing you quick recovery...

KBARBIE: Hi mamas in da house,

My baby is 11days old, he got his BCG immunization yesterday nd since then he's been uneasy, he's not been able to sleep like before wen he eats nd sleep. I want to know if its normal and what other signs should I expect. Also if I need to give him any drugs although he's not running temperature.

If na you wey dey give injection, you no go dey uneasy after the experience? lols. My dear it's quite normal...Just like Beautydjas suggested, give him 2.5ml of PCM syrup and just keep breastfeeding. You can also do cold compress with ice on the spot...don't rub it o. Just put the ice block on the spot for some secs and remove it within intervals... he will be alright by tomorrow

Chocomilo cum chocome, congrats to your latest arrival...May the joy the lo bring to your home be an endless one... To all the newbies with their BFPs, una welcome o...May Jah make it easy for y'all...
Donated Donatee Donatus, nnoo!!! welcome back to the fold, we missed you sha...
Lovinam, nwanyióma, imela kpa òlee? I saw what you and ñdaa Ayo was doing in the newborn babies thread....óchi ékwéghi m kwuō ókwū...Nwa agbóbia ahū wüū serious case... If to say i saw your post earlier on, I for tell you say make you ignore her... The nwa wuu íshī aki....lols...lwkmd
Byvan, where you go hide yourself since, Berra bring yourself back here o...
Rukemi, I dey hail o. How are you and yours?
Mrs Royce...rinda Royce, sorry lindaroyce, how far na... Abeg make una dey show una selves here na...we dey miss una
dhabeautyjas... I dey throwaway salute for u...
tchiwinnie... take 5, you are doing a good job here
Chifreke darling...ndō ó. How is the ministry
bosslady, well done. You are doing a great job here...May your kpekusing ministry continue to flourish
To all October moms, may Baba in Heaven make it easy for you all... We await your birth stories

ToyosiR: I have gone to the hospital and the doctor gave me piriton and septrin but when i googled septrin with pregnancy, I discovered its not good in third trimester.

Please mamas what do i do?

I really need ur help.
Lyndaroyce, donatee and other mamas abeg answer naaa

sorry dear... I can imagine what u re going through... I suffered cold at a point in my pregnancy... Before i proceed with my little contribution, i want you to know that cold is a symptom of a lot of infections such as Malaria. Now first and foremost, go and do a malaria investigative test... If the result comes out positive, then you have to treat for malaria which is the root cause... As for the cold, you just might have to try these home remedies- Get raw ginger and blend it then boil it a bit to extract the juice. Mix the juice with honey and lime juice as well and be sipping it as often as you can... As for the catarrh, put Robb in a plastic bowl and pour very hot water into it. Put your head into the bowl and inhale the steam that will be coming out with your head and shoulder covered by a huge towel... you can do this thrice daily till you get relief... Then take vitamin C as well with lots of oranges... If you are having blocked nose, you can get a Robb inhaler...That was what I used during my own time to prevent blockage for my nostrils. Avoid cold medications in pregnancy, most of them are not safe... Get well soon. sending you lots of positive healing energy. Cheers

Rukemi291: OK o Amanda.... Preshila.... Chai. why na? pele , u hear? Lmao.

tchiwinnie... hope ur body dey inside cloth?

Biko leave me jare... my kpekusing dreams has been put in disarray

Rukemi291: Ah. Oga o. May you be among them Insha Allah. We shall soon see lagbara Olohun. All the best Sister.

Preshila...maybe you are already here sef. waiting to announce when you are 20weeks gone abi? **rolling my eyeballs like they wanna fall off**

Debbie u have finished matter for Matthias. May Allah make it easy for us all.

lols...no be only 20 weeks... I don reach my edd sef

tchiwinnie: Hello mamas, i hail evrybody o. welcome newbies, congrats to those wey don born.
meme5, thanks for d mention.
@Amanda ur explanation isnt clear. pls we dont want jokers here. explain urslf better.
@Preshila, na so my own show too o, while still EBFing.
Lyndaroyce , Chifreke ow una dey.
Lovinam doo

Nawa o.. E get as e be o...

Otses: Amen o, how is LO, as for the diapier I bought baby hug too, heard its good, ll attest to it when I put to bed
chocome I understand now, have you done it? It is well with all of us pushing moms, may it be easy for us
preshila your post got me rolling, biko allow the flow jeje, lol
sayoberry I av pregnancy pillow o, let me forward my acct so you can do some deposit, then your pillow will be dhl to you immediately, lol, how are LOs
lyndaroyce, lovinam, dhabeautyjas, beevan, juliebest, rukemi291, joy4mi, donatee, tchwinnie and other mamas I twele for you guys

Nne, its not like I get choice for the matter... I don accept am...To God be the Glory

chifreke: i miss u plenty

Miss ya too dearie... How's the lo... pls help me dash am some sloppy kisses from yours truly...jisi ike

mydreams25: I greet all mamas in d house,the preggy ones and pushing ones. I pray God answer all those ttc vry vry soon.
I posted here sometime ago about excess salivating,thanks mytestimony&all those that replied me. I was hospitalised for almost 2weeks for dehydration i could have said hello. Thank God am better now i just pray i wont be admitted again cos am in my 15th week now. Pls what&what should be done&be avoided in 2nd trimester cos i dont want to be admitted again. Thanks.

Why were you admitted for dehydration? Did you suffer HG! Pele o... Thank God, you are okay....At 15 weeks, you are already in 2nd trimester, the pregnancy glow Will soon start setting in and you won't even remember you are preggy... Just make sure you drink enough water daily to keep yourself well hydrated, eat well- take lots of veggies, fruits in addition to your main meals. Avoid oily foods or take little to reduce heart burn....1f you drink alcohol, pls stop. If you dey smoke, biko stop... Then your prenatal meds, take it as it has been prescribed... As for the spity spity, if u can, try to dey chew gum, but stop when you start noticing signs of head ache... Then kpekus till thy kingdom come... Happy baby bump, enjoy the ride...

My show don show o.... Chai! I just couldn't believe it. Thought the thing go chil make I wean baby first...Sighs.... See me wey wan turn rough rider for kpekusing matters, show don spoil things for moi...phewww. God dey sha...

Amanda6: I can assure u am harmless, am not requesting anytin just encouragement and Love meanwhile pls is Edd d delivery date? It said 03/10/14 nd d placenta is posteriorly sited and not low lying, is it normal?

Babes, this is not a matter of being harmful or harmless... Pls clear the air about your different personalities, abi you no hear wetin the FBI vigilante mamas asked you here. Don't think you can come here and bamboozle anybody o... Everybody here na CIA agents, me sef na black Ops dept i dey, no use us play o, or else....

As for your questions, edd means estimated date of delivery and the position of the placenta is okay...

Rukemi291: Preshila mi.. how baby? hope u are already taking the next course?

skimpychick.. i greet u dear..

imurboss... how is the pushing?

Senior Rukemi, baby is owa o...Thanch u bery bery much...
Clears throat.... Em, precisely which course are you talking about?

Sisters una Dooooh oooo... jisi nu Ike....Ekuse o... well done ooo

Nkemella: My second testimony,wen I was 37wks plus I went for antenatal nd my dr told me dt I shud tel my hubby dt he wnt to see him den I askd him why did he wnt to see him he said dt he wil nt tel me dt is man to man talk,wen I got hom I told my hubby den d nxt day my hubby went to see him,the dr told my hubby dt is likely dt I wil deliver wit CS my hubby askd him why he said dt am supose to be in labour by nw bt theRe is no signs of labour nd again dt my babys head supose to hav gone down very very we'll den secondly dt d placenta is at d bak of the baby dt d placenta supose to be at d frnt of d baby.dt. CS wil be beter for me dt this is my first pregnancy dt my hubby shuld nt tak risk to allow me deliver normal den after telln my hubby al dis tins he warnd him seriosly nt to me abt it.den my hubby told him dt am nt yet due dt he shuld giv me tim to reach my edd den after d discusion my hubby told him dt he wil gt bak to him.wen my hubby got home he told me everytin dt d dr told him.wen I was 36wks plus I did scan at anoda place nd d sonographer told me dt my baby is doing we'll den I took d result to d dr is said dt everytin is ok den d nextwek he startd telln my hubbby al dos rubish.den wen I was 38wks plus I did anoda scan nd d sonographer told me dt my baby is ok dt d position of the placenta is very ok,den I took the scan result to som experinced people nd dey told me dt there is notin wrong wit d placenta,den I went to google to knw mor abt d placenta google said dt placenta can be at d back,front,left or rightn infact to cut d whole story short i went to register wit anoda hospital wen I was 39wks den d drs there checkd me nd told me to do scan wen I brought d result d drs said dt my baby is very ok.Den 3days to my edd I started havn contractions later my baby cam into d world on my edd which is exactly 40wks without any complication or delay my beloved mamas dt is how God deliverd me frm d hand of evil dr nd frm CS may u follow me nd thank Almighty God.i d

My dear, thank God that you did seek for other opinions... The doctor probably wanted to make money out of you... Nevertheless, let's not see CS as something evil... It has saved the lives of countless women... May God"s will be done in our lives concerning our deliveries by his grace, Amen... Congrats once again

lovinam: I go gist u. Just make I chop enough liver go first. Lol

Lols... Hubby don dey ginger me to go do fp since o. But fear dey catch me. By next week I would decide when I will do it. would probably go for copper T. My hubby has resumed akpako business in earnest...and I bet his spermatozoa them are some mean faced over zealots.... lols. Can't take chances mehnnn!!!

Congratulobia to Vinna, Chiangel and other mamas wey born during my absence. May these children continually be a blessing to you for as long as they shall live and may the good Lord provide the where withal to take care of them through Christ, Amen!!!.
Signing out

tchiwinnie: i think u shld do a urinalysis. hv u complained to ur dr?

I concur...

aye88: Somebody please help meeee. I'm six weeks pregnant. I usually dip my hand into my virginal to check the colour of the discharge. Starting from week five, I noticed that after dippin my hand into the virginal, it looks white but when I clean the hand with tissue, its brownish. I initially felt mayb its the pregnacare I was taking that turned my discharge into brown. But even now at six weeks, the discharge is still brownish. I don't have any pain, infact my lower abdomen feels hard and somhow gettin bigger. My pregnancy sympton is increasing by the day. As I type I'm irritated with the food I use to love especially fish. My basal temperature is still high. Just three days ago I still did a pregnancy test and the lines were bolder than it has ever been. Please I hope I'm okay. Should I go for a scan? Is this brownish discharge nornmal? Pls helppp

First and foremost, stop dipping ur finger(s) into your vjay, very unhygienic practice. You may introduce some very dangerous microbes down there and let's not even forget Ebola. please and please stop doing that. Take all ur complaints to a doctor for proper examination.
At 6 weeks, your womb should still be deep in your pelvis, which means you should not have started showing now. As for your preggy symptoms getting much, its quite normal and it would peak by 8-10 weeks and start subsiding thereafter...You are very much okay, nothing is wrong with you. you can wait for another 2 weeks before going for a scan. These are just my opinions and should not take precedence over a doctor's judgement. Wish you a successful 9 months and beyond...

jvmum: hello everyone. happy to join you here after several months of guest membership-I guess necessity has knocked me off my lazy bum to officially join NL.
blessed people. .,please I need help from you all o..I just relocated back to Lag and I am not very conversant with this new area I live...ie Mayfair-Awoyaya at ibeju lekki. I need a decent hospital and ob/gyn around to register with for ANC and all. Had a cerclage with my first pregnancy 2 years ago n now with my 2nd at 12w2d today. I have to place the cerclage urgently so I ll appreciate any recommendation or information. Bless u all.

Do you want to put the cerclage based on what? doctor's recommendation or because you had it during your previous pregnancy?

mytestimony: Yes throwing up alot. Yesterday evening till midnight 8 times. At some point thought my intestines would come out. Trying to take them tabs o. Not easy

Pele. Nobody likes hospital o. But dear if the puking is getting out of hand, then u probably need med assistance, even if it comes in the form of that drip...lols. I did have a lot of morning sickness when I was pregs and was in and out of the hospital. At a time I had to resort to taking the treatment at home. Though I had my hubby to thank cos he is a med practitioner. So if you want house treatment, its possible as well, though the draw-back is that you won't be monitored the way you are being monitored in the hospital. Good luck though. It will soon pass.

halimattt: Hello ladies, I am 29 weeks pregnant. my baby kick a lot & also move a lot during d day & nite, sometimes when am laying down. whenever my baby is turning i always feel pain in my hip & my back, he will be turning as if am having contractions. I went do scan last week Friday , they said he is in normal position dat everything is okay. I went to hospital yesterday my doctor gave me pain relief injection, am still feeling d back pain & every minute kick, but d leg pain hav reduced. If am walking it will be as if someone is pushing me, i can't sit down for a long time unless i change position. I don't know what to do?
again

Welcome on board the third trimester train... These are a few of the many bumbs people do experience on the ride....Just like Ist trimester ms, it will soon pass. If the pain is becoming something else, just pop in 2 tabs of panadol and get a lil relief for the moment. Na so e dey do some of us. Pele dear...

Lovinam, you are doing a great job. keep it up...

oriste: Hello my fellow mothers in the house hope the LO are doing great please my son has 'ela' please what can I use to clear it and does sheer butter darken baby

Ela, that wicked skin problems babies dey get... I was prescribed clotrimazole by my hubby and it took care of it...within 3 days. Now her skin is as smooth as e suppose be.... Dooooh

Congratulations dearies @ Chifreke, oriste and 4real. @ Chifreke, The devil is a very bad and sore loser. May God's name be praised. Our children shall be a source of joy to us by his grace. Amen. We will not cast our young...

Rukemi291: is meme5 me_me?

chifrekelicious. May you be there for her at every instance in life. may your joy b complete. kisses to Temitope Freke.... That's the name i give her...

all the new new mothers.... i throwa salute o. May your Darling husband's ministries continue to eja*cu*late and hit targets.

lols @ eja*cu*late And hit targets... Rukemi! Rukemi! Rukemi! how many times did I call u

Our help is in the name of the Lord who made heaven and earth. May he look down to us from Zion his dwelling place and answer us all our petitions according to his will through Christ our Lord, Amen!!!