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Thespecialone:
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Abeg, tell us na...These grannies in the business no just dey try again...

charles009:
I was here early this week to say how my wife left me over an sms she saw.

Today her lawyer contacted me and stated that she has finally filed for divorce. I am devastated at how unforgiving she became, and how matters escalated badly.

I have attached a screen shot so you guys can judge.

I want to believe she acted this way cos of an aggression she has long being nursing.

Kindly Advise on any possible remedy.

Sorry, I had to take down the screen hot, cos of her mobile number. See the conversation below.

Me::I hope and pray that when she finally goes, you won't be far gone from me. Am sorry baby. It's beyond me.

Her: I don't want it to look as if, am an intruder... But I hope u av concience charles an ur 5n as well.

Her: Charles u knw wat, u are odviously hurting me... Am sick an tire of all this ur atitude... If u knw u can't c me, stop posting me around.. Am really tire. despite all this , yet i still keep my self for u. I think am not ok... Cos if I am, I shouldn't be doing all dis... Thinking abt de way am being treated, it hurts too much...

lols. oga na which advice you dey find now? biko just park well.

Gosh, so many new names. Thank God for all of you wey don join o. A very big congratulations to the new mommas. May your joy at your Los never die. May God continue to strengthen you for the job ahead in addition to helping you provide the where-whital to raise these treasures from him.

Shifts my bombom to a better position for my ebube dike to fall into place, clears throat and looks round, chai! Di oma m, igbula m o...Make una wait, make I COME down from this parade, oga m ji m n'oru. Lyndaroyce, shebi u can see what u have caused. I am now speaking in tongues here...

teemercy:
Hey mothers,thanks 4 ds forum.Pls my 5 and half month boy stooled 6 times yesterday which is watery and am practising EBF.Wat can I do?

Dooooh my dear. Just keep breastfeeding so as to keep him well hydrated; and please, go and see your doctor... Once babies start sitting down and crawling, na so so orishirishi, them go dey put for mouth... Pele Iya baby

[quote author=lovinam post=28357663]I never go the place o! Fear! Meanwhile activity don resume with full force. I de pity myself. Lmao.

Lols.Odolondolo baroness. Don't worry, continue to dey fire on without security, result ga-akpo very soon...lmao

beeevan:
Nne nah IUD you want put? Me no dey IUD before person engine box go start smell like rotten fish, i no fit shout abeg. Una get mind, dey say original doc no dey u still wan pay, una for pay me cheaper make i do the procedure for you


Unu choro ibido tibe the okwe no mercy , i hope ogbanje agaghi agba before this doc atua down

choi! Beevan, nne u be real area gangsta...lols

lovinam:
Hahahahah. Afukwana o. I went to do it and was told d senior doc no de bvut d younger ones can do it. We went to cashier to pay na eim one woman call us to d side and say make we wait thje senior doc( he went on vac) to come back o say e go beta for us. Nne I kocha my buhind tapu oso. Maybe she has a failure story to tell me I no wait to hear o. Na dec he go show.

Hahahahahaha .... I tapu Oso Ben Johnson.

Otses:
Dehabeauty present ma, am here now o
beedam I fulfilling what you said
This is my birth story, though its long over due but is better late than never
I woke up on the 11th of Oct, took my normal kpe dosage, went about cleaning my house cause my mom was travelling down.At about 2:20pm started seeing blood and was so scared that the kpe has done something drastic, was reassured that it was show, like 2hrs later I started having pains.
Went to the hospital around 7:20pm and was told I was 2cm dialiated and should go home, I opted to stay cause the contractions was not far apart.
I was induced around 1am then the actual pains started,I was groaning at first, but later started shouting when I couldnt bear the, the lady beside me adviced me otherwise telling me of the case of two ladies that morning who screamed the same I did, one lost her baby and the other's baby was in neo natal. I changed from my screaming to Jesus is Lord, but still scream when I cant bear it.
Around 6:30am I was 8cm diliated and was taking to the delivery room, my water was broken, I was in so much pain that I messed up the whole place. I felt like pooing and was told not to that I ll rupture my cevice if I do, at a point was 10cm but when I was told to push nothing came out, was poked and I was back to 8cm, all this while I was still be induced, the nurses handed over and I still remained 8cm.
The pains were so much and unbearable, I started singing "My God is awesome". When the nurse that took over came, she was furious was with me for making a mess of the place. She felt LO's heartbeat, was not satisfied and went to call another nurse, the nurse said all is well, but the nurse was not convinced, she went to call 3 docs if I could remember, they all felt my Lo's regular heartbeat, but each time this particular nurse feels it my baby's heartbeat was irregular. They started speaking in low tones, then I knew something was wrong, they kept poking me but I was still 8cm and has refused to progress, they could feel my baby's head but that was it. The same nurse came in and placed me on oxcygen, I was so uncomfortable that each time I have a contraction I ll push the oxcygen away that was when she told me it was not for me but for my baby that he is going into distress. Fast fast I placed it back, they kept examing me but I was still same, at around 12:40pm the doctors told the nurse that they should watch me for 15mins then call it, by this time I was already dosing in between contractions. when they said 15mins I just told them they should do it cause I couldnt continue again
Was taken to the theater and at 1:40pm my son was brought out with cord all over is body which was preventing him from coming out. The miracle was that feared something was already wrong with him, but God was faithful, he was okay and has the strongest and sharpest voice I have ever heard. Thank God for God my sisters, cause during the pains I couldnt pray out but kept praying in my heart that my baby and I will come out alive.
May it be easy for all our pushing moms, mother and baby alive.

Jehovah ogidigidi...Great birth story. i love love

mytestimony:
Dhabeautyjas as u follow remember me thanks oh. I am fine. Rocking my baby bumb like say nausea no been deal with me before.

Mamas please o I noticed my feet has increased in size. Not swollen o just increased in size. Is it normal?

In aboki's voice "bery bery normal. I was a size 39 before preggs, but I became a size 41 during and few months after preggs. NA wetin we dey see for the journey be that o. Enjoy ur big feet, runs out of thread

dhabeautyjas:
hi all, trying tohail efribory for here.

Oldies: hummingbird,, where u dey oooooooo,tchwinnie, rezzy,lovinam, imurboss, meme5, mayblossom, tchwinnie, justwinnie, julibest, julieni, mamaabike, beevan, lyndaroyco, rukemi, tbaby4real, dunni, debby, switgoody, rechybabe, twinmama, donatee, agiboma, ehiblessing, afamgod,otses,sayoberry, preshila, beckytunde, cutiez, joy4mi, topsmum, simababe, smokey drinkey sniffey, starbuck, temismith, mummyf, kejibabe, chifreke, kingskiddie, godsfavoredgal, favouredgal, favored gal, loveangel, maran1983, opeoluwa2, opeolukoya, otses, phumielomo. make una come out o, been long we heard from some of you.


i salute all the newbies ooooooooo
Mayok, halimattt, oluwatomisin44, mamacajah, awesomegodiav,pjthatcher,rama5555, lioha, aminatl2mzora, lamdec, bossladymo, haemi, suzyt, slim4bush, beedam, imnuflawal, iyaeji, mamasy, sallyopy, smashing, shawlay, mumz, vickilafab, hernyolar, mytestimony, lizzydamsel, mgeey, toyosiR, mumyroyal, temmy2103, iyawotobe, mzdemmie, julicoka, blacqueen, cutielucy, olaoyekemi


May God protect us all and our los.
May all pushing mamas deliver safely and may evil not befall any of us.
May all TTC be blessed before the end of this year.

As the year is flying to an end, may we never be sacrificial lambs.

If i didnt mention your names, abeg raise up your hand and let it touch the ceiling.

Yeah, the men, i can only remember mcfemad, how is your wife and kid?

O girl, which software u dey use store thngsfor this ur head. I hail u back better person. How is my yellow orobo sisi doing? greet am for moi

oluwatomisin44:
Join me in prise they lord,I hav seen his gooness as my prince arried last night. Birth story coming up soon .

Big grin....Congratulation

AwesomeGodIAv:
Mamas, hmmmm! lost d pregnancy

Hugs...Just short of words...My dear, God is still awesome and he will do it yet again...Cheer up

halimattt:
Thanks to u all & to other pushing mama, Almighty God will make it easy for everyone. here goes my birth story, u guys know dat i was sent home on Thursday because i was not having contraction but i was 4cm dilated. I didn't go to d hospital since then not until Saturday morning when my water broke, i ended up at d hospital around 11:00am. They told me i was 5cm dilated but i was not having any contraction, later in d nite my doctor now told me dat since am not having contraction dat they will induced me very early d next day. I wake up around 3:17am with abdominal pain & leg pain, I couldn't sleep any more. Around 4:30am d contraction has really increased, one of d nurse came to check me, i told her how i was feeling. Around 7:24am d contraction was much, my doctor examine my vagina & he said i was 8 cm dilated. d pain was too much for me bear& i was shouting. Around 8:05am i said i want to poo, he said i should follow him to d labour room for him to check maybe i really want to poo or d baby is coming. on getting there he said madam dis is d time we are waiting for, he said u can now push. I push thrice & he came out at exactly 8:14am,I was not induce. To cut d long stoty short, I finally delivered my little boy on sunday morning at exactly 38weeks & 5days.

Congrats dear... May Allah be praised

mamasy:
Thank u mamas for the well wishes. Here goes my story..

Changed my hospital at 37 weeks. . The hospital ran a test and was positive for diabetes( something I new knew I had).
Was told I won't be allowed to get to 40 weeks and was to come the next day to be induced as it was urgent and baby's heart rate was also dropping. Being a first time mum, I cried my eyes out at my doctors.. All efforts to calm my fears were fruitless.
Fast forward to the next day, I packed my bags and drove to d hospital and was admitted..
Then they started, they used something called catheter (oh boi!, do was painful and uncomfortable ) and inserted to ripen the cervix. 12 hrs later, cytotec was inserted into d vjay, 4 hrs later, d doc inserted another dose.. then I slept off.
woke up around 4pm to cramps I Kdnt explain, complained to the nurses and was told it's normal as labour has started.
Was so excited as I was sure I would hold my baby soon.. then d pain became intense and was wheeled to labour ward..
Hubby came from work to join. I was screaming and wen I was checked at 7pm, was told v only dialated to 2cm and I still v a long way to go(modaarann).then I felt a sound in my tummy do brut anoda pain and was told I just lost my mucus plug. I started crying and using breathing techniques which wasn't working.
Fast forward to 10pm, d midwife checked again and I was only dialated to 3 cm again.. Then I knew I was in for it. I started begin for cs to help reduce d pain.... begged for pain relief and d midwife gave me ppm injection, I was so mad and said tins I Kdnt remember to her.then I weeded on d bed and was informed my water was leaking.
Past 11pm, I needed to poo, told d nurses, nd was told not to try it so won't rupture membranes, I tried to hold back but it kept coming. I couldn't care less anymore, I so over pooed on d bed I rubbed d poo on hubby's shirt.. then they had to call d doc to come and get my cs ready.
Ws about gettin my injection for the cs,Was so uncomfortable, I had to stand from d bed and squat. As I stood, noticed I couldn't close my legs and told d nurse, she asked me to lie to check... she screamed and told me it's d babies head. And asked me to push..With 2 pushes, my princess came out at 11:25 weighing 3.01kg. labour lasted about 8hrs
Thank you jesus

Babes, this ur ur birth story is quite hilarious. All in all, we thank God to his mercies. Congratulations on ur princess arrival...

beedam:
Sorry for the late response, where do u stay so that I will know how to direct you and also I don't know if I can put phone number here( make dem no cum ban me o) cos I collected the woman's number and even sef,they actually came to deliver a wardrobe I demanded for a change of colour this morning

okay, will send you a mail... Thanks though

beedam:
Shopping beedam dey o. Just that yesterday was a very very stressful day for me. I received the ordered things in the morning and left home to buy the remaining things.

I ve been battling with the swing and rocker cos I asked them to assemble it which they did and left it like that,now I ve to dismantle it and pack it back because January is still a long time.

You won't believe I got all I want in a shop someone told me about. How I wish you stay in lagos, I would ve just directed you to the place. the name of the stall is "mother and baby care". Reasonable price, quality things, nice environment(had to relax on the three seater and also good customer service.


You need to see the shawls I got there? Cardigan nko? Can't wait for my baby to start to use them. Same sleep suit as the one I got on simplyinfant but her own was even cheaper so I just got one pack more.

Babes, joo, where this place be? I don born but i never buy finish, so where the place make I go sniff out...

meme5:
What if one is to choose between a rocker n a bouncer? Which is more useful. I already got a graco set containing stroller n car seat. Also got a bouncer online but dey delivered a wrong color so tinking of returning it n exchanging it for a rocker.

I don't have a bouncer, so I can't give a review on it, but I have a rocker and its working perfectly for me, cos whenever I put my baby in it, within minutes, she sleeps off...

vickilafab:
Tnx sister.I was told LO won't eat if it's not sweetened oooo
Sent it to u & ijeoma2728

Nwanyioma, iya-baby, biko fire me my own...ppjust4u@yahoo.com... Thanks in adv

chydollz:
Hello Supermums, join me in thanking God for the arrival of my prince charming yesterday. Birth story coming soon. God who delivered my baby for me will do same for y'all. Amen

Congratulations... Kisses to the LO

bossladyMo:
Hmmmm...so I was supposed to have given birth om the 6th (LMP), or on the 10th (Ultrasound)....but it was as if she decided to open up permanent residency inside me, lol. I climbed staircase, ate spicy food, kpekus kpekus, nipple stimulation, squats, lunges, belly rubbing...you name it!...yet nothing.

I had been having contraction like pains for over 2 weeks....not braxton hicks, but not labour contractions either........they were like labour contractions that were not regular and did not increase in pain level. It was annoying!!! My doctor said it was false labour, I just knew there was something else to it. So I googled and googled, and came up with a diagnosis (finally!)...PRODROMAL LABOUR. I felt relieved cos at least I figured out I wasn't the only one experiencing such. So I went on to look for a solution...I found one exercise like that on the spinning babies website, with lots of positive reviews..the exercise is called ABDOMINAL LIFT AND TUCK...it helps to reposition the baby's head well. So I did it on monday morning, and for the first time in over 2 weeks, I felt relief all day! No prodromal labour pains. But I still planned seeing the Gynae for a sweep on Tuesdaym

Fastforward to early hrs of Tuesday...

I woke up by past 4 to the first labour pain. They were 5mins apart...i was HAPPY!!! I didn't want to go to the hospital until I was far along, unlike during my first. I just felt so tense at the hospital during my first...even though the labour was relatively fast, I just wanted to be at home. So this time, I stayed back and the calmness really helped. I stood up by 5, decided to while away time buy washing the bathroom, changing bedsheet, doing some minor house chores to while away time. By 8am, the pains were getting real-er...by 9am I knew I was almost ready. I called my husband to start coming oooooo! I had to hold the urge to push. By the time I got to the hosp, infact the membrane sac was already poping out. I was taken straight to the delivery room. 3pushes, and my baby was out! No episiotomy, unlike my first...just a few bruising. 3.8kg, same with my first.

This testimony just dey sweet me for belle. Oga Jesus, You too much...The wonder working God.

Otses:
To God be the glory, my lil Prince charming graced us with his presence on Sunday

Welcome little champ... Nne, congratulations.

bossladyMo:
SHE IS FINALLY HERE!!!

Hello house! Praise the Lord with me!!!

God has blessed us with a beautiful baby girl!!! I put to bed a litte while ago!!!

congratulations ooooo. Chukwu aluka.

sayoberry:
hello everyone.... been a while
I wan share small story titled "punches"

so when I found out I was pregnant, I was super excited and as the pregnancy grew, I was looking forward to flutters and soft kicks...
Even as early as 12 weeks I was telling doc I felt kicks and asking people if it could be kicks but people were saying I was paranoid. until i started feeling actual kicks at 14 weeks

Fast forward to last week *sigh* what ive been feeling in my womb are punches not kicks... they said by now (17weeks) the babies can hear when I talk to them. so I've been begging them to take it easy with me. when I went for a scan today, one baby had her feet almost under my ribs... stretching and jumping as if there was a disco in there.

I was looking forward to kicks o... and now that I'm getting punched under the rib I'm praying for "soft, cute" kicks... not blows. everything about this pregnancy is different.. I can't wait to drop load o... plus my stomach is the size of a 36 weeks gone preggy mama.
that's the end of my story.

lols... Sorry o...Dibe ya o(bear am). Its for a good cause.. mama ibeji

shawlay:
Hello women, I always see this thread on naira land but never opened it. I was forced to open it last night to read great stories when I got my report yesterday that I am pregnant. This is my first pregnancy, got married recently, I can say I know what to expect and I am praying it will be a smooth ride till the day my baby comes out. Kinda excited

Welcome dear... Na so e dey be when you join this thread, the experiences of other moms just give you an insight of what to expect. May it be a rollercoaster ride for you by God's grace...cheers

bossladyMo:
Abeg gist me na! How many days overdue were you?

My baby was so post-date, she came at 44 weeks... In fact eh, when I born am, she just be like 1 month old pikin, come strong kakaraka....

preciousan:
Praise God mamas in the house,sorry this is coming late,am just recuperating
i delivered my pretty angel on 2nd oct,though the labour was a prolonged one,but at last God was faithful,although the tear no be here o,its so painful to even sit,i give all praise to God...i'll be back for the full story.

congrats P Girl...

lioha:
GOD! Am so happy to join this trend after ttc for ten years. God may ur name be blessed.

A million Gbosas to Oluwa... May his name be praised... He who started this good work in you will bring into perfection, Amen