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Pls let's discuss the kind of music we allow children to sing and dance to. Was @ a birthday parry of a 1 yr old recently and the thing wey my eyes see, my mouth no fit talk. E just be like say na night club we dey, the only difference was that the participants were kids. and when I mean kids, i'm talking of kids between 3 and 10 yrs. In fact, I had to go separate two kids; a boy and girl that were smooching/rocking themselves in the name of dance, Chei! Na so I just dey look like lucozade. Then during the dance competition nko! na that time all hell was let loose. In fact eh, I no fit describe again. To even make matters worse, the yeye parents were clapping and hailing their children. Pls, make we talk about this...

Wow! Ladies reading through your points made me realise we have a generation of mothers who will make statements in child upbringing. I'm fascinated. Madam lyndaroyce, donatee, dhabeautyjas, skimpychic, atonementchild, Beevan, imurboss, mummyf, tchiwinnie, fina4804, simababe and Rukemi; Your contributions has been quite insightful. And mummy Chifreke, take 5 for iniating this. May your kpekusing ministry remain blessed...Runs under my MIL Caribbean skirt...

@ what age shud a woman start having sex? When she is ready to bear the consequences that could come as a result. And from the Bible perspective, when she is married. #myownopinion#

tundeism: My wife is currently 5weeks pregnant, based on her medical record our doctor preempted wat cud happen and gave her progesterone buh three days later we started seeing spot blood, and we went back to our doctor , he now recommended a pelvic scan buh the result shows dat she lost the pregnancy buh seeing the result I felt its not a correct ascertion cos the last time she conceived I discovered she was goin through pain and a lot of blood was coming out so I feel the spot blood can't be lost of pregnancu went back to my doctor he shared d same idea and asked her to be on bed rest...please advice

Welcome tundeism, Your baby has come to stay by God's Grace. I would advice u you to go for another pelvic scan, for a second opinion. Above all. take it to God in prayer. Its well bro. Cheers

Nawa o. I don't just understand this format. Seun wetin u do here

kemmy210, am exactly 23 weeks today as well. So its likely our edd go be thesame day or week. At keast i don find delivery day/week mate. Cheers

Sexysisi, u re very much welcome o. And yes, am a may may mama like u, yipee. I ve bin looking for u since,lols.
Tobiegal, i follow u to ask after humming bird o. She's been silent for a while. Humming bird, pls tweet for us if u re stil dere. Hope d ibejis re doin good.
Opeoluwa2, thanks o, na copy i copy am o. Saw it somewhere and decided to share it here.
Mayblossom, i am with u on dat baby cot ish. Na how u train d baby e go be. No be frm inside womb e take come out frm. Does he/she knw d difference btw a cot and a real bed. Everything depends on training. My mom said she used cot for all of us o n none of us dared to complain, lols.
Princesca, this ur story na real testimoney. Infact eh, dis our God too much. May wat he has done for us rwmain permanent in our lives, Amen.
Gratfulhrt, i join faith wt u and pray that the good Lord will visit u as he did to each and everyone of us in jesus name, Amen. Just never give up on God, Cheers.
Igwuezi, thanks a million. Hope u re doin well.
Kafcakes, pele o. May God perfect his plans towards u. U re in my thots and prayers.
Senior Byvan, o dikwa na nma? How re d generals doing? I say make i hail u, our Able counsellor.
Abeg o, make una forgive me for my long post, am just feeling like a typewriter dis afternoon, lols.

She was thinking that am gonna be born anytime around dec, but I said no mum am gonna finish this christmas with you. what of christmas day? she asked, then I said mum I love Epiphany. wow! She shouted son! That will be January! Yes mum I replied, january borns are great men; Very well son she said then let's do christmas with style. so we ate and ate and ate until thàt Blessed day. it was friday we hav just finished having a cool night sleep early in the morning I was only stretching myself, pum the water broke and she remembered what I told her, then off we went to immaculate heart hospital lo! And behold it was a bright morning what a wonderful day to my dad who was waiting
anxiously to have me. congrats! I could hear the midwife say to my dad you have a son! Thank God! he shouted Chimaobim! and he rushed in to see me, Dimkpa! He said as he touched my hand. well done, Onye ocham he told my mum as she beamed with a smile. I liked the smile on her face especially the dimples; she is the most beautiful woman on earth. I was lost in thought about my mum, she has being very wonderful to me, and now am separated from her suddenly. A feeling of insecurity crept in as I lay in my little bed covered with wrapper. I wanted to feel my mums warmth once again but alas! Am all alone in this wide world, I stretched my hands to touch her but she is no where near me, I tried to speak to her through the umblical cord but alas! It has been cut! Oh God poor me! I cried! Mummy! Mummy!! Mummy!!! She hrd my cry, she came, took me, and comforted me, I felt secured once again in her arms. maybe you should feed him my dad said and my mum brought it out I didn't know what it was, but I trust my mum once she is the one that is giving it to me. she brought it close to my mouth, something was coming out of it I tasted it, mmmhmm it was the sweetest thing on earth (I wish u could taste it) so I sucked and sucked and sucked until I was carried away by sleep, feeling very secured in my mothers arms it was an awesome sleep....what happend while I was asleep maybe my mum could tell.
I love my mum sooo much she is the best mummy ever. if u doubt me ask my brother who came after me. she is the best thing that has ever happened to
me.
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PS: Who said mothers dont rock? We certainly do, big time. Tuala to all da mamas in the house, both the newbies and oldies in biz. Peace

Oh Sinie dear, this is d best news i ve hrd since dis year. Once agen, ur story brut tears tio my eyes, but this time around, it was tears if joy. We bless God for this great miracle, He is indeed an awesome God. Ur LO has come to stay.
Mummy F n Honiepie, thanks for ur goodwill messages, Bless u.
Willdidi, pele o. I can relate wt wat u went thru during ur wifey's ist trimester. I guess she passed thru hyperemesis gravidarum(severe morning sickness) cos i passed thru it too. My hubby didnt find it funny as well, buh thank God dat era is gone.
@ Smokey, thanks jare. As for MIL, if she is coming for omugwo, den she shud be ready to do omugwo things, which one be special meals? Abeg make she cook am herself jare. BTW, is she not suppose to be d one to cook for u, o di kwa egwu o.

@Byvan, Joilin, Beauty, Joilin, thanks Ladies for ur good wishes. May goodnesa and mercy never depart frm ur household in Jesus Name, Amen.

Greetings everyone in Spartacus voice, apologies for going MIA for sometime now. Had a lot on.my plate lately.
Wanna say welcome to all the newbies on the block, Willdidi, congrats o on ur incoming treasure. I dey gbadu all these our daddies in the house, God bless y'all. Gen B, glad to hear dat ur girls re kicking alright, we bless the name of the Lord Almighty. Kafcakes, just relax jor n leave every every to God, nevertheless, lik odas said stick wt ur dr's advice bt stil express ur fears to him. Senoir Byvan, keep keeping on, u re one of a kind. Smokey drinkey drowsy dopey, dont mind me o, A big congratulations to u on urMarriage anniversary, wishing u many more blissful yrs ahead by God's grace. To all my fellow belleful mamas, how una dey o? Hope say una dey push am. We shall all cary to term and deliver wt ease by God's grace.
Lest i forget, today is my Marriage anniversary. Just follow me n thank God Amighty for his mercies so far. Cheers!!!

Halemet, a big congrats to u. Lookin @ ur lil cutie wanna make me push out dis my swthrt inside me, unfortunaltely, its not yet time. Am happy for u.
Tolu, congrats on ur anniversary, i rejoice wt u & i pray for more blissful yrs ahead.
Fnor, ur story brut me to tears. Our God is awesome & works in mysterious ways. Thank God for d wisdom he gave ur dad & bro, the devil just lost d battle sorely and he will comtinue to loose wt God on our side, Amen. Double congrats to u n hubby. May celebration never cease in ur house.
Mummy Byvan, i see u o. Jisi ike, the Lord is ur helper. Before u knw it, dey will all grow up & start pamperin & pettin u. I ve readujusted my sleepin posture n i must confess i now sleep better, tnx for d insight.
Senny kenny, pele o. It will soon pass. Try take Pcm for d pains. Ndo o.
Tobiegal, sorry o. Try endure am, its only gonna be for a while. Also try taking pcm for d pains.
Mablossom, dat milk must not dry o. I domt want babies going on protests wt placards o. lols pele o.
Who dey call my own Senior Rukemi, baaaaaad girl? Take time o. Senior Kemi, i dey ur back on kpekusing matter o, If e don hungry u too much, abeg dey knack am, but ejoor, dont go fast n furious just take it slow n steady wt Luther Vandros' "S**ual healing" or Beyonce's "We're just gonna make slow Love" playing in d background, u knw wat i mean. Lolzzz. U no go notice pain rara...
Am outta of here, before somebody flogs me

Senior Rukemi, abeg relax o make all dat bad blood comot finish before u start to dey rape oga, wetin? Ur blood dey hot o, lols.
Senior byvan, u no go kill person here wt lafter, kai, kpekusing things..u got me there, cany stop lafing.
Sinie, its well. U re in my thots n prayers.
Tbaby, abeg ignore the woman and kip doing wat u re doing. Na so some people be, but let it not discourage u or deter u frm doing ur good works to others. God will definitely smile on u agen, that i know.
Kafcakes, pele o. I wish i had an ans to ur quest. Just hang on a lil bit, d babies will come in due time.
Gen Buhari, norin dey happen. ur baby go surprise u soonest. E go shock u say na her nickname go turn orobo. Relax, d weiht loss is normal.
Dis sleeping on d left side na serious long thing for me o. I wake up each time wt severe pain on d left side of my waist, anybody experiencing dat too? I only get relief wen i sleep on my right side, wat do u ladies think?
See wetin long throat don cause for me. After eating how many plates of free food, am now paying d price in d toilet, every 1 hr. Chukwu Abiama, na ur hand i dey o.
Happy boxing day everyone. Hope i will get a gift today?

tolu, how can u say u re not welcomed here. Pls u re pretty much welcomed weda a trumpet was sounded or not
Merry Christmas my sisters from other mothers and as una dey celebrate, lets not forgrt Christ, the reason for the season; and as una dey chop, dont forget d hungry needy ones. Enjoy
Byvan, e be like say na ur house n favoured girl we go groove dis yr christmas. all those hours in da kitchen wud hav produced some mouth watering results. Am alreadi salivating... lolzzz

Sinie, reading ur stories brut tears to my eyes. Well, not to worry, we ve all disturbed heaven for ur sake and we pray that, ur child will live to the glory of God n shame of the devil, ultimately, let God's perfect will be done, he knows the best.
Kheti dear, sorry o, i didnt c ur quest. I just recovered frm a very bad cough catarrh few days ago. I took de-coff syrup, vit c and also did d robb in hot water therapy before i got myself back. D weather is also contributing to it, so pls try as much as possible to avoid dust. Cheers
Humming bird, pele o. i can imagine how it must be for u, will ask around wt regards to ur quest as i am inexperienced n clueless wen it comes to kiddies matter. Nevertheless, take it to God in prayers.
As for safety pin bin used as a means of protection, i see dat as idolatry o and totally un-Biblical for d christians amgst us. Safety can only be found in God and nowhere else. If God no protect u, shei na safety pin made by man go protect u ni? Nawa o.
Fellow coursemates, how una dey? We shall all graduate in due time by God's grace. Its Hebrew women things all da way. Merry Christmas in advance.

Humming bird, pls go to bed. Jee jee hie ura, chi ejila abi u wan turn vigilante dis nite, lols. Just kidding o, how is u?

Esmeralda, congrats on ur LO's arrival. Enuf suitors for u. Sendin my own e-hugs to her. May the Lord provide all dat shall be used to raise her and i pray that same grace to be extended to all of us thru Christ, Amen.
Back to my plate of rice n stew.

@ Joilin, present o. Sorry i ve bin down healthwise coupled with data suspension dats d reason for my MIA. Men, i ve bin overwhelmed reading all the birth stories so far on this forum. Infact eh, God na really Jehova Overdo. Udomama,neeky, Gen Buhari and my own Senoir Rukemi, a big congratulations to the arival of ur bundles of Joy. Hope my congratulatory message is not too late o.
Mummy Byvan, May God continue to bless u for bin there for everyone. U ve never bin stingy wen it comes to preggy n baby advice. U re indeed one in a million. My appreciation also goes out to everyone on this forum, u guys re just phenomonal. I bless d day i joined dis thread, its bin a beautiful journey so far.
As for the rest of us, na so so testimonies we go dey hear here by God's grace. Goodnight y'all n have a glorious sunday ahead. Cheers!!!

Honey86, congrats o. Its d Lord's doing. Am so happy for all dese goodnews.
Udoka, we bless God for ur deliverance. Congrats once agen

Good news. Udoka, may God's name be praised. A big congratulations to u n d LO.
Gen Buhari, God will surely give u and wifey a happy ending, its goin to be a testimony that will dumbfound the devil himself.
Senior Rukemi n Byvan, how una dey?
Joilin darling, how go dey go.
To other course mates, we will all get there.
"All my appointed days will i wait, till my change comes. Cheers y'all.

@ Joilin, sorry u feel d way u feel abt the pro unitate babes. I dont c d reason y u shud take it personal. Nobody called anybody coconut head, we all knw that everybody here is indispensable. There's no point in causing animosity, we re all sisters running thesame race. Have a beautiful week, y'all. Cheers

Rukemi291: There is always an attraction to a fellow 'Pro Unitate';
we usually respect with 'senior', 'sister';
we are super intelligent and observant.

chop knuckles

Senior Rukemi, am loyal. I knew it frm d beginning that dis na pro unitate pikin. Chop knuckles back jare.
Senior Byvan, i dey throw away salute for u. it wont be a bad idea to have u back here...chuckles
I stil
Tobiegal, i later sleep o, na partial vigil i do, but i go everly make up dis afternoon, there's no two ways abt it. Right abt now, na pepper soup things...

Rukemi291: smokey. Good to know you are fine. My feet are swollen as well. I have been putting on a pair of slippers since everyday of last week. It's the only one that fits.
As for the swollen face, try to see the doctor. Hope your hands are not swollen sha?

preshila. Lol @Senior Byvan. You sounded like a girl that finished from FGGC.
The pushing is going fine sha. Thank u much.

I had lots of contraction and heavyduty kicks today. I just hope baby will be careful with the umbilical cord.

Prettymomma. Thanks for sharing about water.

Rukemi, na senior u be too. How u take know, i sure did finish frm FGGC...
I just dey shine eye like thiefman torch by dis time of the night, kai! Pregnancy hormones. Its well sha...

Humming bird, its well wt u. Ur children are blessings from God, his gift maketh rich n addth no sorrow.
Rukemi, my online consultant how d pushing dey go
Byvan, u never cease to amuse and amaze me, i just enjoy ur updates. Infact na Senior Byvan i go dey call u, u re always on point.
Udoka, it wont be long again, d baby is already preparin to bounce out, no fret. Just make sure say u give us live updates.
smokey drinkey, feet swelling is a normal thing in pregnancies so long as there is no underlying medical cause such as kidney prob, high blood pressure, etc. Just check wt ur doctor first sha to rule out anything. All da best.
To all d preggy mammas, i wish u all a healthy and stressfree pregnancy. Meanwhile, i dey find dose my preg mates, am 17 weeks-3days old. So holla back if we re mates. One love y'all.

bigmom: God has done it for me, my baby girl arrived by 4:30am , labour started by 12:45am , we are doing well. gist later

Congrats dear. Kisses to the newest chic in town. Make sure u come n tell us ur story na dat one dey sweet pass. Cheers

preetimoi, Eyah. Congratulations for ur boi's arrival. Sorry for ur pains, its one of those things.

udoka2: Thanks MSTIA. Rukemi yes ooo three birth stories are expected soonest.

Byvan and Mummyf I hail una for that funny experience .

@all
I went to Oyingbo market today o to restock my kitchen since D-day is around d corner and also buy pepper soup things to use after birth. For those that know oyinbo mkt, especially if u enter inside, na so the slippery condition of d place come make me fall oo, thank God l landed with my kneels and hands. Called my doc immediately I got home, he asked some questions and said nothing to worry abt. I can't wait to offload abegi, am tried of being pregnant. Like d pic Bluedevile posted, everybody is now asking 'u never born, u never born' as if na dem give me belle

Udoka, kai, that was horrendous. Thank God u re okay. God will perfect that he started soon. But pls just take am easy o, no go over stress urself wt work. All da best. Cheers

goking: Hi mommas,how are u and ur baby/babies doing? God will definitely perfect his Good works in ur lives,i have this book SUPERNATURAL CHILDBIRTH by Jackie in soft copy it's nice send ur email address if u are interested

Goking, pls am interested o. Email addy is ppjust4u@yahoo.com. Thanks o

Hello doctors in the house. Bless y'all for always,taking out time to answer our questions here. More feathers to ur caps. I am 16 weeks pregnant but i suffered severe hyperemesis gravidarum since i was 6 weeks pregnant. I only just got relief when i entered my 15th week. Due to the severe nature of my HG, i survived only on IV infusions becos i couldnt keep food or fluid down. I ve got pressing concerns as to wether my unborn baby is okay considering the fact i couldnt take prenatal vitamins cos i hrd that neural tubul defects is developed during the first trimester if adequate folic acid wasnt ingested during that period. I never took any prenatal vit, no folic acid, no nothing just drips. Pls would my baby affected?

bludeville, a big big congrats to u. May God kiip u n d LO. I so so enjoyed ur birth story. We re coming behind u, kip prayin for us

Congrats @ Swit Ayi. God is faithful. @ Every oda preggy mama, we shall all share our good news in due time...

Rukemi, thanks for the insight, . Am leaving everything to Baba God.
Pyzdan, congrats dear. Its well wt u