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RomanceWhy Do Ugly Ladies Have Sweet Voices by press005(op): 10:36pm On Feb 26, 2017
why does her voice sound so charming over d fone but shaa, in real life..she ain't ugly duo bt nt as beautiful as d voice sounds.
RomanceRe: Virginity Without Extra Oil by press005: 1:48am On Feb 18, 2017
kureshi007:
tell me the probability of a non virgin typical Nigerian girl not having the aforementioned.
Guy, d vulva lips is so elastic. It can loose its elasticity in rare cases or as a result of childbirth..I knw u r referring to wideness of d pathway nt actually d lips per say.

Lemme even answer ur question, i see ntin wrong wth non-virgins nd can't ascertain d actual probability naa...Being naughty doesnt make d lips to sag nd hey she can still be naughty and a celibate, u can't tell grin
RomanceRe: Is It Good To Hold His Penîs Every Whole Night ? by press005: 9:30pm On Feb 17, 2017
jonaifame22:
Yes it is very good, it's called grip exercise. Some people shld know wat I mean
I dnt knw. Plz explain. grin
RomanceRe: Virginity Without Extra Oil by press005: 9:20pm On Feb 17, 2017
kureshi007:
A naughty lady who might have bleeped hundred of dicks,consequently having higher sex drive and weak vagina lips.That is what you prefer?
I never said a LovePeddler, u described a prostitute nd i can't ever prefer such.....if i may ask, do u tink is only sex dat weakens d vagina lips?? Educate me. grin
RomanceRe: Virginity Without Extra Oil by press005: 9:04pm On Feb 17, 2017
Hmmmmm.....dats one of d major reasons y i prefer a naughty lady to a virgin ....because most virgins place so much priority in der hymen bt lacking d real qualities.
RomanceRe: Former Beauty Queen Releases Sexy Photos To Mark 25th Birthday by press005: 8:24pm On Feb 17, 2017
She slays..nt slim nt fat ...moderate front nd bk. grin
HealthRe: See What The Vagina Looks Like Under Microscopic View. by press005: 6:56pm On Feb 17, 2017
amakadihot87:
......dont mind they dont understand the grammar(microscopic)
Some understood shaa,
HealthRe: See What The Vagina Looks Like Under Microscopic View. by press005: 6:08pm On Feb 17, 2017
dingbang:
grin tell them ooooo dem go just faint sef
Funny enof, those vaginal rugae forms a corrugated surface dat enhances sexual activities and prevents d vagina frm tearing during childbirth....dats y d inside of d vagina seems to be rough most especially frm puberty to menopause.
HealthRe: See What The Vagina Looks Like Under Microscopic View. by press005: 5:55pm On Feb 17, 2017
Microscopic view and people dy para here...wat if u guys happens to see inside of d mouth or stomach in a microscopic view nd how many live bacteria it contains....people sef
RomanceRe: 10 Signs To Know If Your Boy Friend Wishes To Marry You by press005: 3:37pm On Feb 17, 2017
Op u r right bt lemme me still add to wat u jst posted

In dis era, a girl will wanna question ur potency wen u take gud care of her both financially and academically and still doesn't demand sex

And hey, there are guys dat can still do all these tinz nd finally gets to realize at d end dat she has been cheating on him.

Actually most guys demands sex nt because they can't do without it bt because they wanna av d feeling of nt loosing both at d end....

So my advice to guys in a relationship is to Bleep her real gud while it lasts because no one knows tomoro. grin
PoliticsRe: Sheriff Vs Makarfi:Appeal Court To Decide PDPs Authentic National Chairman Today by press005: 1:57pm On Feb 17, 2017
Our judiciary has been basterdized, hw many tyms will d appeal courts and supreme courts give der verdict on dis pdp chairmanship issue

What is happening in dis country!
RomanceRe: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by press005: 11:12pm On Feb 16, 2017
Benita27:
You go come begin ride am na, since na you get am. grin
Ok...i dy com. See u tomoro, under d mango tree, behind d old parked 504 peugeot, dnt allow ur aunty to see us o grin
RomanceRe: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by press005: 11:07pm On Feb 16, 2017
Benita27:
Lol. Your wahala plenty. grin

Probably, giving myself a break, let that place rejuvenate. cheesy grin
Wat if i dnt want it to rejuvenate...shebi na me get am grin
RomanceRe: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by press005: 11:03pm On Feb 16, 2017
Benita27:
Ain't scared of a thing.
Lol...u are bt still on d game, wat made u to join d celibacy league...d pathway dy pain grin
RomanceRe: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by press005: 11:01pm On Feb 16, 2017
prettythicksme:
The trigger button pass me as i no get gun to pull the trigger. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Ur opposite answers makes ur chat to be fun, bt dis tym, u must answer dis, do u prefer big d*ck?
RomanceRe: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by press005: 10:58pm On Feb 16, 2017
Benita27:
Yeah!, but there is difference between watsapp and nairaland. cheesy
No need to scrutinize, dat which u are afraid of, dats wat i am grin grin
RomanceRe: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by press005: 10:56pm On Feb 16, 2017
prettythicksme:
Yes,i dey poo well well.I shits almost everyday.
Ehe , u don strt, wen last did u trigger ur button grin
RomanceRe: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by press005: 10:55pm On Feb 16, 2017
Berlynn:
lmao and you believed tat was my watsapp num cheesy
Benita sabi find trouble bt hey, u gave out my numberhuh Ur hubby's number? grin
RomanceRe: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by press005: 10:53pm On Feb 16, 2017
Benita27:
That's nice. I am not as free spirited as Berylnn. cheesy grin i scrutinize people here before taking them offline.
Whtsapp is still online o grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by press005: 10:52pm On Feb 16, 2017
prettythicksme:
Na everyday those boobs dey increase,by nextweek now it will be 105. grin


colour of panties?na indigo oo. I get rainbow colours too.
Have u squirted b4
RomanceRe: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by press005: 10:49pm On Feb 16, 2017
Berlynn:
lol

cheesy
Wats ur best sex position
RomanceRe: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by press005: 10:48pm On Feb 16, 2017
Benita27:
Haba!, we were all joking, don't feel i want to snatch your hubby. grin I am tired joor!. cheesy grin
Owk, lets enter whtsapp if u r tired of here
RomanceRe: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by press005: 10:46pm On Feb 16, 2017
prettythicksme:
85
Waaaathuhhuh grin grin Dat will weigh more dan 10kg o, so wat colour of panties do u put on most
RomanceRe: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by press005: 10:44pm On Feb 16, 2017
Berlynn:
celibating... a year nd 2weeks now!
Hey berylyn, wen am available? grin
RomanceRe: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by press005: 10:43pm On Feb 16, 2017
Benita27:
Alright ma'.

Goodnight press005. cheesy
Hey, dnt sleep, I'm enjoying d gist grin Unless i should be invited over
RomanceRe: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by press005: 10:39pm On Feb 16, 2017
prettythicksme:
Havent create bf,jack no dey cheat. grin grin
D size of ur b**bs
RomanceRe: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by press005: 10:37pm On Feb 16, 2017
Benita27:
Lol. What will i be doing at sambisa?...danger zone. cheesy

The later will do.
Wat r u putting on nw...it must nt be wrapper, skirts,nightwears,panties nor shorts grin
RomanceRe: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by press005: 10:31pm On Feb 16, 2017
Benita27:
I answered this question here yesterday, i'm celibating.
You prefer urs as sambisa or barren land?
RomanceRe: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by press005: 10:28pm On Feb 16, 2017
Benita27:
Super story!. cheesy
grin Wen last did u had sex
RomanceRe: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by press005: 10:26pm On Feb 16, 2017
Benita27:
Lol. cheesy grin why do you care?.

You have 8inche?. grin
More grin
RomanceRe: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by press005: 10:22pm On Feb 16, 2017
Berlynn:
your turn,T or D
Truth

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