₦airaland Forum

Medunah:
As iiinn?? To much abbreviations and WTF is haus??

It's house oh, sisteh

Abeg who be Zeeworld?

I pray our leaders will have the common sense to realise that crude oil is going out of fashion

True talk

fejikudz:

Lol, that picture really cracked me up.

OP, firstly you need to leave boys alone and work on your grammar. Abbreviations wanted to kill me in this post. Ahah, even 'to' you changed to 'tu', this cannot be blackberry anymore na.

Now aside from your grammar, you don't need anyone to tell you to find your square root. If he doesn't love you what advice do you want?

bustyhelen:
Being on bikini isnt an excuse for rape abeg

Help me tell am oh

Arrangee marriage
Arranged marriage

teemanbastos:
0.5%share? Xplain dat pls

It means that whoever has the highest points will become a 0.5% shareholder in Nairaland as a whole. Meaning that person will own a piece of Nairaland although a very little piece

Lordabas:
One bottle for you

Lol, thank you Sir

I can't believe you're not aware that you get points each time you make front page. Those points are counted at the end of every four years and the person with the highest number of points gets a 0.5% share in Nairaland.

It means you did not read the rules and regulations when you joined

I just had to post that pic sha, no vex

I can't say I know how you feel, but this heart break of a something is a cycle. Don't worry, you'll find someone else to fall in love with and so on and so forth

Chai

FLAWLES:
.see Gobe...this is a guy have known for 2yrs now...he was my neighbour(shey dem no de visit person for Nigeria? Make i do travel joor

Lmao, my dear that is the calibre of young guys you'll come across sometimes oh. Even the ones you think cannot hurt a fly. Better safe than sorry, no visit, make una Sidon for bench in the middle of a field sef if possible. It just goes to say you can never know someone too well

OP, it's very simple. Many guys (before una begin bash me, I did not say all) act like this towards girls that visit them. Somehow they erroneously assume that if you visit their houses then you obviously want to get intimate with them. whether they have expressed interest or not.

On the other hand, wetin carry you go the guy house? How long have you known him, where did you meet him? To avoid all of this BS do not go to visit a guy that is not your BF or that you do not intend to get intimate with because most of them will try. Highest you'll say no, but to avoid it you can meet somewhere in the open

Head down, it's assumed you have more dirt on your legs than your upper body. So you start where it's relatively clean and wash down

Nastydroid:
what are you smoking?

It's believable, the Western world is a place of distinct and sometimes disturbing career opportunities.

Abiolainfo:
d tin pain me gan ni ,i swear i was typing too fast ni ooo... Mio mo wipe moti tabon but all the same... I'm not ur brother at all and i wont even accept ur apology even if u try to bribe me with sweet words.

Lwkmd, I don't want to apologize, no be only sweet words

Abiolainfo:
I'm not your brother stop all this familarity post and be original.

Lol, I sure say my post pain you sha, brother or not. Rest eyear

Abiolainfo:

That's how low you can stoop, modify my post to make me look like you. E no work my brother.

Abiolainfo:
Ouch!!! I school in havard Business school but I can still comprehend with what the guy is trying to pass across but I guess you must be one of the less privileges Nigerians

Who let you into Harvard Business School?

LEvuls:
If una like buckle front and back...man must wack

no be so

Lol, See your eye like man must wack, na ladies I blame sha

No need to bash the guy, he's right. Ladies need to buckle up, no be mother Christmas things down there.

It's obvious, you're an inadequate repairman

Questions are reasonable, nice post

You might need to see a doctor, the only thing that comes to mind right now is a condition called alopecia, where all of the hair falls off.

I hope it's not sha, but it's something worth checking out

Unfortunately it has, though depends on the destination. This is one of the things you would have to respond to on immigration forms and I don't think lying is an option. Anyway this is just my opinion, there might be other people with more expertise on the subject

wakacome:
GOD punish poverty....poverty na the most wicked disease on earth

I'm telling you, strong something. The guy has been in the studio for so long him hair turn yellow by force

dkronicle:
Mtchew watin no be tuface no fit be tuface

Lmao, you mean oh.

But seriously, this double wahala really help this guy sha, e don dey eat better food

Cutehector4u:
lol i dnt care... I just want to deal with dem in dis nairaland....

Lol, only on Nairaland? What did they do to you?