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funmisticqueen:
let's see where it gets you. Goodbye prickgetsize *takes a bow* *

You brought your pig-snout to my post when I never quoted you or needed your opinion and now you want to run? No way! Your type is the reason why we keep seeing anti-female threads on daily basis. You'll never mind your own business or worry about the vaginal infection you inherited from your mother. Dirty girl with smelly toto, shouldn't you be breastfeeding your child or fixing her pampers at this age?
Take that bow very low until you kiss my big black prick.
Odoriferous wh0re!

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funmisticqueen:
Is this all you are made of. Why am i surprised, you did keep me from sleeping on duty so thanks;but mind you from this little chat we had here i've got more intelligence than your future generations combined.for shame i know you will continue to quote me, i give you my blessings to continue to do so. meanwhile, your mates are moving foward in life, best of luck thinking with your prick, let's see where it gets you. Goodbye prickgetsize *takes a bow* *

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Where is this intelligence you boast about when your mental capacity is not above the size of a Maggi cube? Granted, you know many words but don't understand their use; your writing pattern shows you have mental weakness - no spacing, no paragraphing, no punctuation, and you don't have the ability to use your cognitive reasoning when composing a sentence. I'll advise you listen more and type less. Learn from those who know and keep quiet.
I have exposed your cluelessness when it comes to trolling! If anything, my brain commingles brilliance with wits that no member of your useless family can match. Don't take this as a last shot, I'm just getting started.

funmisticqueen:
You havent shown the intelligence on this forum

But I have proven myself to be your senior in all ramifications. Your problem obsession is with my big black prick and not the real character behind the moniker. I have seen your picture and you look like a product of an orang utan and a bonobo monkey. When you were an infant, you weren't a baby, you were a pikin. Where is the epistle now? Your memory bank has been defrauded. In other words, you have been rendered intellectually bankrupt!

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funmisticqueen:
Smelling pussy, rape victim is that all you can come up with, you are seriously stale.

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That's a fact!

1. You complained openly that your family members are rape victims and they're silent about it.

2. You have been asking for help to get rid of your smelly toto.

funmisticqueen:
Get a life you broke ass nigga.

It's better to be broke than to have an odoriferous pussy. I'm sure you're lonely and sad. No real man would want to fvck you.

funmisticqueen:
Haha! insignificant gnat, whatever

Dumbo smello, is this what you have resorted to? I'm sure you were born feet first - your brain was overcooked/fried before the midwife was able to deliver you. Rational thinking was never encoded in your genes.

funmisticqueen:
Continue, keep barking

Smelly pussy, the short-put replies won't discourage from taking you on a rape spree, and it's not going to end on this thread.

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funmisticqueen:
Like you said, i started te fight and i have finished it like a boss. Only i can say it is finished. who is the person that employed a re-tard like you. Oh well run along.

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It's probably your first time to encounter this moniker so you must open your head and learn something from me:
I decide when my fight should end!
What makes you the boss when I am smarter than all the losers that have sprouted out of your family tree? My toe alone packs more intelligence than all your ancestors cloned together.

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funmisticqueen:
I have finished the fight, you just cant come to terms with your defeat. There are 24 hours in a day, use it well if you know how to. feel free to continue quoting and disturbing me like the insignificant fly you are, when you are tired, you can look for directions on how to get a life. If you dont mind, i have work to do.

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Ugly hoe with a smelly toto actually thought she can troll me? Who the fvck is Fumigatedqueen in the comity of intellectuals on this forum? B1tch, you're so dumb you cannot form an O with the base of a beer bottle.
What work do you have when you spend all day on Nairaland begging your mates for a cure to yeast infection - or you think I don't see you? My rabbit has a better quality of life than you do. after all said and done, you are going back to bed tonight with your mosquito coil and an oil-lamp.

funmisticqueen:
is that all you can say. Empty barrel no content. And you actually feel you can talk.wake up, its a new day.

Nothing peeves me more than you mere mortals telling your god that you are done. You cannot be done until I say so. Don't lose your steam yet, this is a fight you started when you foolishly jumped on my post like you do when you see your uncle's dick; but I'll be the one to decide how it ends.
I have a job too, you should be happy if i actually take your pics to my shrine. It means your charcoal background that has shrouded your entire life is about to be transformed.
Just wait for it.

funmisticqueen:
Oga please swerve, i have better things to do

You don't tell me when you stop, not after bragging that you would put me in my place. Ugly black hoe with the swag of a gang-rapë victim. Nearly every male members of your family has peed in your face.
You started the fight and you must see it to the finish. And if you stop replying me I'd chase you everywhere on this forum and keep quoting you.

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funmisticqueen:
Oga please swerve, i have better things to do just admit you lost. Have a lovely day.

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Lost? Where is the ref to decide that? Is that why you chickened out last night? The spe.rm cells that made you should have been shot into your mother's anal cavity. You are a failure are if care isn't taken, the kids you would raise would be the same.

funmisticqueen:
you only suceeded in proving to the world what a dumb fool you are. Small boy with size issue, hope you love the picture of the prick i imagined for you.

My prick is big, black and powerful, and I'm very proud of it. So, I'm not surprised you've been having wet dreams about it. But I can't fvck you just yet, I'm sorry. You need to treat your yeast infection first then write me a fvck request.

funmisticqueen:
Technically, you started the parental insults.

No, you did, the evidence is just two pages behind.

you cant do anything effective. Whatever man. If you think having the last word is victory go ahead.

I can fvck better than your paedophilic uncle who raped you when you were just 4.
I can flush out the catarrh in your gutter-reeking pussy with one powerful thrust of my big black prick. Unfortunately, I can't stand the smell oozing from it.

funmisticqueen:
the only the i can do to assist you is laugh at you,you really have nothing to do dont you,even buhari can't be blamed for this one

Emotional b1tch, stop having spasms whenever you want to reply my mentions to avoid gibberish. Relax, take in as much air as your sperm-choked lungs can contain before hitting the submit button. Your IQ must have a negative integer attached to it.

See why I said she's a frustrated, smelly pussy girl. All her family members are rape victims.

funmisticqueen:
helper to the rescue. Tell me what drug is taken for a yeast infection let me assess the so called help your fishbrain can come up with.

You must have the uncanny ability to stretch the borders of daftness for making me repeat myself again.
Your own case is different. You don't need any drugs, all you need are one toilet brush and a bucket of hot water filled with izaal and dettol.

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funmisticqueen:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. LMAO. Now you have resorted to the worship of 'small gods'. Nothing the God i serve can't handle. Any curse that you think in your heart against me and my family will return back to you sevenfold in the name of Jesus. Are you not the one that refused to eat. You cant even 'exchange wits' if you have any and have resorted to curses, if you like dance skelewu at a T junction like the yabaleft candidate you are.

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None of these will save you. Mind you, I'm not making threats - you can take them as threats if you like, but I'm just telling you the things to expect for casting the first stone. You started the parental insult, and as if it wasn't enough you progressed to making death wishes for yourself. And suddenly you remember Jesus? LMAO!
I have your picture and I have your number - enough said.

funmisticqueen:
i am not above error but i am certainly above you, you had to resort to curses, babalawo. I deflect any curse on me and my lovely family back to its place of origin starting with those fingers you use to type.

You're a FOOL!
After wishing me death you now want to start talking soft? I'm not wishing you death actually, but you'll feel it around you very soon. Next time you'll learn to choose your words wisely.

funmisticqueen:
i am merely having a little fun and you think i'm angry. Let me add asperger's to your diagnoses. You noble aspiration to become an english teacher has been noticed. If it will help your brain catch up to your body, i'm cool with it.

Who cares if you're angry or frustrated to the point of going suicidal? I only warned you to watch your emotions and never allow them dictate your actions because it's clearly showing in your posts.
Part of my aspiration in life is to assist ugly bitches like you get rid of their yeast infections. Smelly pussy is a bad business.

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funmisticqueen:
even 1+1 is rocket science to you, it still doesnt stop you from being a self servicer with a bad habit. Feel free to starve to death. One less coward to worry about.

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For wishing death on me, that death is now imminent in your family line, I swear in the name of the gods I worship, you'll be getting sad news very soon.
You don't know whose toes you just stepped on. It's very easy now that I have your number.

funmisticqueen:
i am sure your mum thought you were a fibriod not a pregnancy when you were in the womb, it explains a lot of things especially why you are so slow.

Go ask your foolish mom the name of the babalawo she gave your placenta in exchange for your happiness. Your problem is spiritual.
Aunty smelly pussy that thinks she too smart but can't make an error-free sentence. May the walls of your house collapse on you and your folks while you sleep.

funmisticqueen:
is that all you can say, unoriginal. i dont need to sound intelligent, i am intelligent, which is more than i can say about you. you can't even understand the context ofsimple puntuation. You obviously faked your certificate if you have any.

I warned you to control your anger before you make a comment unless you are destined to die a gruesome death. The sperm your uncle made you swallow when you were 4 years old is still affecting your brain.
This circus can go on forever if you start thinking before you type. You've post the words in bold 3 times now.

funmisticqueen:
whatever helps you sleep at night. self-servicer. Ringleader of the vaseline crew. Please when next you mention me, write out the so called cuss words i used on you if i used any on you. Is there anything i wrote that isnt true. And i dare you to post the screenshots. Go ahead and see how it helps you.

The memory of your picture in my head is the reason I've not touched my dinner up to this time. You're so ugly you can scare Satan away from hell and send his demons running back to heaven. It's true I have a black prick but your face is the definition of midnight. I had to look twice to confirm it was a human. And you conveniently hid the pimples growing on face in the dark background. How your mother managed to carry you for nine months is still a rocket science.

funmisticqueen:
sorry i don't speak idiot. i dare you to post your pics on your profile, you cant cos you are too ashamed to, living a worthless excuse of a life, a dissapointment to your parents, the shame of your siblings and family. Stone age represantative, homeless, broke ass reject, now i am cussing you, village outcast. Yaba left candidate.....

Same meaningless tantrums of a hallucinating b1tch with menstrual pains. Talk about having intelligence when your IQ is lower than that of a crayfish in a yellow pond. Do you check your spellings at all or you just post random gibberish just to impress yourself alone? Your useless father should have wasted the sperm that birthed you in a pit latrine.

funmisticqueen:
, i dare you to post you pics on your profile, you cant cos you are too ashamed to, living a worthless excuse of a life, a dissapointment to your parents, the shame of your siblings and family. Stone age represantative, homeless, broke ass reject, now i am cussing you, village outcast. Yaba left candidate.

I probably might have fvcked your sister to coma in the past, so posting my picture would only dig up bad memories. Just put a vision of a big black prick with veins around it in your thick skull whenever you see this moniker - that would help.

funmisticqueen:
your brain or whatever remains, needs to be washed with soap and water. I am sure your cerebral cortex is in shreds and the only thing remaining is your brainstem which can only perform primitive functions like the sex you seem to only be capable of achieveing, if it happens at all. Australopictecus africanus.

Your presence isn't bothering me, your moronic utterances are! You took almost an hour off to copy lines and this is all you can come with?
How did your mom take in and give birth to a disaster like you?
What's with all the "Australopictecus Africanus" chants like the babbling of a recovering mad woman under the ministration of a bar beach spiritualist?

funmisticqueen:
is this what you call wits, like i said, r- etard why would you have trouble understanding simple english with the IQ equivalent to the memory of a goldfish, me sucking your prick indeed, if it makes you sleep at night knowing that you will never ever have someone as awesone as me.unlike you, i do have a life. Jump into the lagoon and get one, i'm sorry, you just ended it. Oh well.

Forcing yourself to sound intelligent won't help get rid of your odour oozing from your toto.
You've got more things to worry about than dropping error-filled lines like a secondary school hoe that's still battling with JAMB. Learn how to punctuate properly before infusing words bigger than the borehole between your legs in a sentence.
None of these make any sense like your entire existence.

funmisticqueen:
call and haunt me na, mumumu ghost of your village.

You'll get it. Be very afraid!

LethargiQue:
Why are you so unfortunate? Why did you drag me into this?

Sorry, it was my fault. I mentioned you first.

funmisticqueen:
eww, you are clearly below my level but your barking has been duly noted, i could introduce you to the two alsatians and the rhodesian ridgeback in my backyard who would rip you to shreds since you speak dog so well.

LMAO! Are you that shadow of an amateur witch in your profile?
Hallelujah! I give up. No wonder you're so embittered. You look so hideous and repulsive; and with your yeast infested toto I can understand why you're so embittered.
An ugly product of a charcoal background like yourself should never be allowed in the comity of civilized people. Relocate to the zoo!