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funmisticqueen:
try it and i will surgically excise that dangling appendage you call a prick and feed it to you with beans for breakfast.

You foolishly dropped your number somewhere on Nairaland and still have the guts to make threats?
Don't make me haunt you and give you more to worry about than your smelly toto and daddy issues.

funmisticqueen:
you are truly ignorant aren't you? OMG i have actually been talking to a r-e-t-a-r-d the whole fvcking time, now i just feel bad and can only pity you, ooh poor baby with poor teeny weeny winsy prick, poor r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d little boy trapped in a man's body, poor unfortunate soul. May God give you a brain in jesus name cos medicine can't help you in that area hun.

None of this makes any sense. Does yeast infection also affect the way a local girl types And to imagine it took you hours to come with this mumbo jumbo.

Jokes aside, I must say you are not qualified to engage me in a battle of wits - honestly, but for the internet, the closest you would get to me is catching a tossed coin cos you sucked my big black prick.

funmisticqueen:
eww, you are clearly below my level but your barking has been duly noted, i could introduce you to the two alsatians and the rhodesian ridgeback in my backyard who would rip you to shreds since you speak dog so well.

The only time I'll let myself go below your level if I allow you ride me cowgirl style. But for fear of your incurable smelly toto, that's not going to happen. I'll make sure I always keep you arm's length.
I still feel sad for what your uncle did to you. Words cannot describe the abuses you suffered under him. It was a jamboree of oräl and anäl rapë whenever his wife was on her period.

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funmisticqueen:
you still keep shouting that you have a dick. Small boy. An amputation of that finger battery should serve you.Pleeaseeee, i am already a medical personnel. I see cases like yours once in a while.But you truly have a useless destiny,you actually dared mention me, you have even started attracting fleas like that lethargique fellow, i will treat your gonorrhoea if you like for free, holla that number you saw for a free consultation, HIV and VDRL screening(hehe).i could also give you lagactil to reduce your schizophrenia to default setting, you clearly dont know sacarsm when you see it. I am sure you dont even observe hygeine, and someone is sleeping with you. Either you were hallucinating or girls are meeting up with trash nowadays,it's a pity. You seem to be almost beyond redemption. Uncivilised animal

How disappointing!
I was expecting a truckload of cuss words - typical of a local, Mushin girl with smelly toto - and not words depicting how pained and frustrated you are with you useless life.
If you were truly into medicine, how come you were seen begging your fellow girl to suggest a solution to the bacterial growth in your toto; or you want me to post screenshots?
As if that's not enough, you started littering Nairaland threads with your personal number, asking for help.
And I can see you're emotionally troubled too; something awful happened to you when you were a kid. A close family member of yours (your father, uncle or elder brother) raped you and e.jaculated into your nostrils. Does your rape thread ring a bell?
Anyway, I still want to help you out with your toto problem for the sole reason that I'll like to shove the whole length of my very big black prick inside you and make you feel like the woman you dream to be.

funmisticqueen:
okay i wont bother her

Good girl.

LethargiQue:
And your daughters and granddaughters,
even to your 50th generation will suffer the same fate if you stand with wishing this to my family..

Nice punchlines for the local Fumigatedqueen with the odoriferous toto. That girl has no shame.

Fumigatedqueen, after the fight I shall send you a PM to keep in touch. I'll love to be the first person to fvck you when you're completely healed of your toto infection.

funmisticqueen:
and you, dont put your mouth in what concerns us, and you had the guts to tell him sorry, did anybody beat him? is he a small child?please, i am begging you, dont let me change focus from him to you. You wont like it o. Borrow popcorn from lefulefu and watch me finish that idiot, let him reply me if he has a dick.

I have a very big black dick and I've replied you. But I urge you not to bother that girl. She's just an innocent observer.

funmisticqueen:
i honestly dont know what God was thinking when he created you, probably the role of an extra, that is why you are worthless with no useful attributes to your fellow man. I have more important things to do . If dem born you well and you know that your destiny is useless, mention me again. Fool, that is why you call yourself prickgetsize indeed cos yours will never measure up, every female living thing will reject you for sex that is how desperate you are, good day loser.

Don't be mad when you quote me. I know you're still a dirty, village girl but learn to be civil when addressing people. I may be the one to provide a permanent solution to the yeast infection that has turned your toto into a public toilet in the long run. And to be honest, I'm beginning to feel for you. True talk!

I saw you begging a girl to teach you how to wash the smelly borehole between your legs you call toto and almost shed tears. On another thread, you dropped your number, all in a bid to find a cure.

My first advice is that you stop fvcking truck pushers, LAWMA attendants and mechanic apprentices and advance to the level of taxi drivers and local farmers for a start. After that you can move on to night watchmen and meat sellers. The izaal and toilet brush are still essential tools to use in cleaning your smelly toto. Rinse thoroughly with hot water.

Ensure you give me a feedback so I can monitor your progress and advise your next step. It would be very reckless of me to recommend a gynaecologist at this stage, unless I want him dead.

funmisticqueen:
big black prick indeed, that thing that is as small as finger battery and in a persistent vegetative state, your prick is too small for any condom in the market. Who is that person with a brain between her ears that wants to Bleep a waste of space like you certainly not me, anyone who is fucking this one is inheriting a curse and at least five STDs. Uzwor.

You're sounding so frustrated like a bush girl with yeast infection. I guess I know why - this thread speaks volumes about you and you're deeply hurt.
Like I said before, pride won't allow me descend so low as to let my big black prick come ten inches close to your gutter-reeking expired toto. Your toto is reserved for mechanic apprentices, bus conductors and homeless touts. Only a brain-dead pundit would think I would fvck you.

I recommended earlier that you use dettol and toilet brush, now I'm adding izaal and bleach to the list.
Fumigatedqueen.

Diamondville:
It's okay naw

No, she wants to exchange nasty words with me. If a look at my moniker couldn't warn her to keep off it means she's equal to the task. So, I'm waiting.

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funmisticqueen:
you are an outdated mumu.do yourself a favor, Use the hot water and alum put inside syringe and flush the gonorrhea from your prick. Irrelevant nonentites. And you will open your halitosis infested buccal cavity to say you went to school

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Go and wash your smelly toto, village bush girl; and use a toilet brush when you do. I can literally perceive the rot smell of your 2 years unwashed toto from where I am presently. Tufiakwa! My big black prick is not meant for local champions like you who can't read their periodic table. I wouldn't even fvck you if I was given a synthetic nose cover, a doctor's spec handgloves and 17 condoms.

Which Shekau again?

The hair on my ass is enough to Osama Bin Laden you. Just ask kindly and I might shave and package it for you FOC.

Girls nowadays don't care about love, marriage and family. All they need is a comfortably rich man who has a big prick and knows how to use his big prick.

funmisticqueen:
dettol ke, your ignorance is the icing on the cake that is this thread. I am sure you want her to use dettol because of the foul gonorrhea discharge coming from your priick that you call semen. Let me educate so you dont repeat this blunder, dettol will burn the vagina and upset the pH thereby leading to infection. General overseer of chop and clean mouth ministries, dont worry, your 'clean and hardworking' wife will push your ministry foward. Ewu

Then use hot water and allum to wash your toto if dettol will burn it. Dirty mgbeke.

Orpe7:
Meaning u have unprotected sex abi. Hiv or AIDs na ur case better still unwanted pregnancy ode

Even if double the condom a fvcked toto is bound to smell if left unwashed till morning. Do you even fvck?

pocohantas:
Dettol? You want to alter and scatter the pH of that place?

Dettol is to disinfect any roaming germs around the corners of the toto na.

Nairaland association of fvck and pay chicks will so love this thread.

Why not allow the virgins to save their hymen till marriage? Abi is it your virginity?

She doesn't wash her toto after fvck:

Some ladies are fond of sleeping off immediately after fvcking, forgetting to wash their toto with clean water and dettol. This makes the toto to develop a foul odour by morning because the mixture of sperm and vaginal fluid have been left to decay inside the toto.

GloriaNinja:
Marriage is over-rated

"Marriage is overrated" is the new anthem for the hopeless.

All these are gimmicks to gain publicity. Stupid ass nigga is so desperate for attention he doesn't mind standing on her sister's broken image to be seen.

You'd know she's satisfied if after fvcking her she sleeps off.

I refuse to accept the Op's submission - his epistle only made it worse. Women have always been more naturally attractive than men. If you're a guy and you think otherwise, then YOU ARE A FVCKING FAGG0T!

I'll advise him to do a prick enlargement surgery if he's not up to 9". Any pussy I used and dumped is as good as useless.

How can this thick mama be a model? What's she modeling for exactly?

Love or no love, I always feel like burying my big prick deep inside a wet and warm pussy.