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funmisticqueen:
I have acknowledged your presence, you can never dream of my boobs, they are paradise to the lucky few. I am not in the mood to insult abeg, which would you prefer, a crate of origin or an infinite supply of popcorn, let's make amends.

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Don't sweet-talk me yet coz I'm sure you're still going to poke me again to react.

funmisticqueen:
Hope you enjoyed your ban, remember to obey all the rules this time. Welcome back.

Well, I wish we could go another round without you calling the mods. Can we?

She's cute and I love her boobs. I just hope she doesn't have warts in her toto like Funmisticqueen though.

I thought you said your future husband is a Nairalander. Will he be happy to see you make a mockery of yourself?

funmisticqueen:
B1tch please this is getting too much, either take piroxicam tablets for you premenstrual symptoms or put off your data since the only thing you can do with your life instead of being productive is to insult peoples mother's.

If them born you well reply me with an insult, i will have your time, just ask prickgetsize.

This smelly toto whóre won't stop mentioning my name but when I decide to give her back she'll run to the mods.

onila:
nope

You should do something about it or ask for my help.

Onila, are you deflowered yet?

What's the purpose for this thread exactly?

Konji is bad.

They encourage you to use locally made products but they won't use them.

Their kids live and school abroad.

The clothes and shoes they wear are imported.

Their home materials are imported.

They have a slight headache, they fly abroad to do checkup.

You hardly see them in Nigeria, even the president is now a Londoner.

Fvck Nigerian big men with my big black dick!

dominique:
It's been long since I saw the St. Louis brand in the markets. Its better it remains banned. The last time I used it, its quality had reduced. I had to put up to four cubes in a mug of tea before I could taste it. Is that one a sugar?
When we develop our local products, foreign companies will come to realize that Nigeria is no longer a dumping ground for their inferior products.

I still buy it from supermarkets and use it everyday. The quality hasn't reduced one bit; at least, it's better than Dangote sugar.

Happy birthday, horrny!

The best is yet to cum.

ochobaba:
Yes her body will ttell but the person that Bleep her last is actually the winner, so bored with stories that ladies are at the receiving end cz many offers more than body in a relationship
Goosh I miss my ex

That's not true. It depends on how much she was fvcked by her first partner before getting dumped. For instance, any girl I fvck with my big black prick is useless to the next guy in line.

He just multiplied his problems times four.

McDee01:
OMG!!

But they shouldn't have been so quick in killing him. That's the only source of information to their hideout and other tangible hints that they just blew away! Too bad.

If they hadn't kill him, the police would have taken him into their custody and one "Evans" would come in the dead of the night to bail him out or replace him with a common thief.

I support the jungle justice meted on him.

A good kidnapper is a dead one.

Why do people place too much emphasis on marriage as if it's the ultimate achievement for a human? The world has evolved to a stage where people don't even need to get married to have kids and train them to become responsible persons in the society.

Marriage can't get you a job.

Marriage can't get you wealth.

Marriage can't prolong your life.

So why do I need to get married to one woman who might bring all her personal problems and add to the ones I have, and I'd have to live with that for the rest of my life? Why can't we just fvck freely, without commitment and obligations and go our different ways?

Marriage is overrated.

Everyone, please calm down. Sh1t happens.

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praise1705:
so it's good for a guy to keep several gfs and use them as he pleases and chooses anyone that he heart desires abi?

If you ask for my personal opinion I'd say yes; I believe in having random sex and never keeping a particular partner as 'special one'. Sex is a gift of nature, explore and cherish it with variety of people to your satisfaction.
But if you ask me based on conventional standard, it is one-man-one-woman at a time. I don't really understand the logic for that, and it sucks.

praise1705:
what does LOBATAN mean?

how about letting funke,elemu and chidera exploring that place also.

a lady or man should set his priority right and not hopping from one partner to another

So, it's good for a lady to keep several boyfriends and hope that one of them puts a ring on it before discarding the others?

Why is there too much emphasis on love and relationship? Once you are able to tell yourself that they're not meant to last forever you'll realize how overrated it is.

Give free fvcks to whom it may concern and you won't worry about cheating or being cheated on.

kaboninc:
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Next goat please!

Don't worry, your father is coming next.

kaboninc:
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You just cancelled your life, ogufe!