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Nateben:
Hello guys, I want to wish you all a wonderful new year.

egbeda 08181119337

I was the guy that gave a testimony of how I got a job I was not qualified for.

So around Dec last year, I was moved to a warehouse around 5 Star bus stop via Oshodi express, where I worked with a lady, but unfortunately, she went back to school this Jen, and my supervisor just called to tell me, and also asked me to let him know if I have someone to replace her. So, I need one more person, a guy to be precise.

Before you contact me, just know that the job is 100% writing. You have a box full of documents, all you have to do is, write down the box number, open it and write down all the docs inside, NB..... Some of the boxes contain more that a thousand docs insde, and you have to write them down.... It's a job for people who are good in writing.

It's 20k per week, most of the time they pay after two weeks, but your money must be complete, we work for a bank not individual.

I don't want to drop my contact here for reasons best known to me. So if you are interested, drop your location and phone number, let's see how it goes.


Job to resume on 16th, so hurry.

kmaxx:
Ooh no! Android 4.4 OS When people are dropping 4.4 for marshmallow. How much you wan con sell am na? U 4 even gift me the phone sef. Lol.

By the way, what's your location?

Chimaobison:
pls how much are u selling it for

kmaxx:
Ooh no! Android 4.4 OS When people are dropping 4.4 for marshmallow. How much you wan con sell am na? U 4 even gift me the phone sef. Lol.

By the way, what's your location?

Yuneehk:
This woman is damn thick! What happens when she begins to have kids??

makizee:
I took one of these pics myself....guess which one..

iPrevail:
Definitely a Nigerian She-goat. And when the nigga opts for edible caterings She no go gree pesin hear word.
Marrying a virgin is an impossibility for me.. Who's got time for this sorta shiit? Feel unclean my foot. She for kukuma no fu`ck na

ashmoke:
Dear Nairalanders,

I am a fresh statistics graduate from a reputable University in Nigeria.

I would like to study for a masters in the same field (statistics) in canada. I have preference for a Masters with thesis however would also consider a masters without thesis too.

Please can anyone help me with a breakdown of cost implications as well as easy visa procurement route whilst bearing in mind that I have limited funds available.

Thank you for your help in advance.

IamMissMarvel:
No offense, he looks way better with his suit on.

Ty207:
interested buyer should contact me via
call/sms:08036432383
whatsapp: NO

first come first serve

McBrooklyn:
Disclaimer: Just saw this post on one of my WhatsApp group though I don't know if it's real or just made up. Just decided to share it here with fellow Nairalanders.

As the adage goes "Half a word is enough for the wise" . . . Please Read!!!

I received the text below from phone number 07037198374 which goes thus:

"Dear Customer, Due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM card has been Deactivated call our help line on 08135612171 now.

I promptly called the guy and below is the abridged version of our conversation.

Me: Hello sir, you just sent me a text message.

The Man: oh my God, you just received our message and you called! So you're affected by the BVN problem?

Me: you said my ATM is deactivated?

The man: which bank are you using?

Me: Which of my ATM is deactivated?

The Man: Which bank are you using?

Me: You deactivated my ATM so you know which one you deactivated.

The Man: OK, you are using First Bank?
Me: No sir, I don't use them.

The Man: Oh my God it is Access bank.

Me: Sorry Sir, I don't use Access.


The Man. What of GTB?

Me: No sir, I actually use Unity bank. You know it was formally Bank of the North.

The Man. Ohhhhh. Unity has been having problems. What's your account number?

Me: I don't know, can't remember off hand. I have about 5 bank accounts.

The Man: Take out your ATM let me check my system for you.

Me: Which bank are you working with?

The Man: CBN

Me: Sir, I don't have account with the CBN.

The Man: We are the head of all banks in Nigeria. We control banks from our office.

Me: What's your name sir?

The Man: Ahhhhh mmmmm John. Which ATM do you have with you now?

Me. The one your father gave me.

The man: My father?

Me: Yes, your lazy father that gave birth to a petty thief. Go and look for work.

The line went dead. But I was not done yet. So I called him back.

The Man: Hello.

Me: I am not done with you yet. don't hang your phone on me. I will surely castrate you. You can't speak good English and you're working with the CBN.

The man: Your father!!!!

The phone went off and was switched off too.

Kindly warn your friends not to disclose their banking details to anybody on the phone. It could save a life.

Pls. Share this urgently with your family & friends.

Beware Of BVN Scammer!!!

cc: lalasticlala

rheether:
Pot belle is bae..

rheether:
Pot belle is bae..

olihilistic:
who even be your fan


HKN is full of childish acts

360koncepts:
If you are selling it , i need to know why! A good reason because that phone is a fire, good specs.

kolexepana:
Any reason for selling?

Cgame:
Where do you base?

Millichamp:
What about 45k?

Regiblinkz:
Would you accept an exchange with ulefone be touch 2 and small cash.. Teach me on whatsapp 08140472395

kaydguru:
The Glo network is extremely horrible!!!

Alanjeffy:
Good pm all....

I feel so bad and upset just because of my condition now.. I have nobody to help ..Am just wandering up and down like an orphan though am not one..
The thought of unemployment keeps me awake till midnight daily... I hardly sleep.

I am a mechanical engineering graduate and also finished my youth service last year and since then,I have not been able to lay my hands on even d smallest job n it hurts me a lot.
I stay in pH Buh most of the job adverts on Nairaland jobs n vacancy section is mostly sited at Lagos.
I have tried everything possible to secure a job here on pH Buh it ain't working out.

Am ready to accept any job opening and even ready to relocate to another state if a better offer comes..



please someone should do everything possible to help me and I promise I will always live to appreciate that.

please help me..


my whatsapp contact is 08114106565..