Ifyx: na God don take d wheel bro,hwz urs?

I tank God

Ifyx: chai

how prep dey go sire?

Ifyx: boss u don forget say na u b ma mentor

boss mi...no dey whyne ur boy nah

Ifyx: oga mi
na u oo

Me for where?..naa ur footstep i dey follow gently

SegunFlames:



Catalysts? Lool fast forward.

Lolz......naa so

Chai... I hail all the catalysts on dis thread oo,just within some hours .....eleyi gidi gan
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Oga Ifyx ati Oga tony...e ku ise takun takun

FrancisTony:

OAU thread is moving at slow pace unlike others.

Though Unilag and Unilorin were once like that. But, there thread is fast now.

After d post utme,expect a large influx of aspirants

lomaxx: Dispatch sent.
Check your mails.
Download according to instructions.

Use UC Browser to download. Make sure it's UC Browser. Use the Google docs link, instead of the Mediafire link. You'll see the download link below the coverpage. The books are:


1) Anatomy

a) Clinical Anatomy: A problem solving approach


b) Indebir Singh Essentials of Anatomy

c) Indebir Singh Textbook of Histology


d) Indebir Singh Textbook of Neuroanatomy


2) Biochemistry

a) DM Vasudevan Textbook of Medical Biochemistry

b)MN Charteajea Textbook of Medical Biochemistry


C) VK Malhotra Textbook of Practical Biochemistry


3) Physiology

A)CL Ghai Textbook of Practical Physiology


B) K Sembulimgam Textbook of Medical Physiology

4) Pathology

A) Harsh Morgan Practical Pathology

B) Harsh Morgan Quick Review of Pathology


C) Harsh Morgan Textbook of Pathology


5) Medical Microbiology

A) CJK Paniker Textbook of Medical Microbiology


B) Bhatia Essentials of Medical Microbiology

C) CP Prince Practical Manual of Medical Microbiology


6) Pharmacology

A) Badyal Practical Manual of Pharmacology

B) k Tripathi Essentials of Medical Pharmacology


7) Ahuja Short Textbook of Psychiatry

Ophthalmology

A) AK Khurana Comprehensive Ophthalmology


B) R Jogi Basic Ophthalmology

9) O& G

A) Sudha Salhan Textbook of Obstetrics

B) RichaSaxena Bedside Obstetrics and Gynaecology


C) Jeffcoates Principles of Gynaecology


10) Paediatrics

A) Gupte Short Textbook of Paediatrics

B) Atlas of Practical Neonatal and Paediatrics Procedures


C) IAP Colour Atlas of Paediatrics


D) IAP Textbook of Paediatrics

11) Community Medicine

a) Essentials of Community Medicine

B) Mahajan and Gupta Textbook of Community Medicine


12) ENT
A) BS Tuli Textbook of Ear Nose and Throat

B) PT Wakode Clinical Methods in ENT


13) Medical Laboratory Technology
A) Sankara Nethralayas Manual of Medical Laboratory Technology

14) Forensic Medicine
A) Biswas Review of Forensic Medicine


B) NG Rao Practical Forensic Medicine


15) Internal Medicine
A) KV Krishna Das Clinical Medicine


B) SN Chugh Bedside Medicine without Tears


C) API Textbook of Medicine

D) R Alagappan Manual of Practical Medicine


16) Surgery
A) SRBs Clinical Methods in Surgery


B) Apurv Mehra Orthopedics Quick Review


C) SRBs Manual Of Surgery

D) SRBs Bedside Clinics in Surgery

You have with you an arsenal with the finest weapons ever known to any medical student studying in the Tropics.

Good luck.

thanks sire

FrancisTony: Hey! Rumour has it that the P.utme is going to be English, Current Affair and General Paper.

I am scared O. Lets keep waiting for the news feed on their homepage sha.

I dont think so....
Where u hear am?

SpaceGoat: if you view this and dont comment you will die.

Chai!!!...adura nla!!!

emekakelvin:

You get mouth, oya chop knuckle.

Lol...knuckle chopped

Funmimorgan: Fact of Life...

tanks jae...u female ryt?

Enypie: Waiting for the comment.
*Grabs a cup of pop corn*

Lol...which comment are u waiting for...oya tell us if dat is true....
#Hungry

Gashbel: Yes i be man and i de confam am

naa so o,ladies may not wanna accept am

FrancisTony: The admin 'wash' and 'rinse' me join noe be small.

Francistony's mail- hello Ma'am/Sir, please I need departmental statistics of people that will write UI 2014/2015 P.utme.


Chai!

Chai! Diaris God oo

I don die.

Reply from UI admin- How has that concerns preparation for examination.

I don die.

LWKMD...hahaha...chai!
it is well boss

SERIOUS GIRLS ISSUE.
PRY 1-6:- Don't play too
much in school okay?
JSS1-3:- face your book n remember the
daughter of whom you are
SSS1-2:- Don't mind boys o, face your book, " book before boys because boys bring babies"
SSS3:- You must not get boys on your mind, let University be on your mind now
100L:- University boys are dangerous, most of them are cultist, beware of them, don't give them chance at all they are opportunist,ndi obi akpo o
200L: Advice decreases
300L:- Wen you greet your parents good day,their reply would be "kedi maka digi?" meaning, how are your husband?, them don they use style tell you to attach yourself be that
400L:-My daughter, I hope you are not too harsh on guys, ehn, we've not seen any of them following you home, hmmm, no follow dem do CAREER Women o
GRADUATE:- Ile obinrin kii pe su, women are like rose flower.They wither with time, find yourself a man ! ! !
3-4yrs after Graduation: you go just hear their names on Heart and Soul on Star FM
"Good evening presenter, I am 29-year old lady of natural endowment. I am black, bold and beautiful.Please link me with
a working class and God fearing man between the ages of 30 and 35, my number is 070xxxxxxxx......Night calls allowed.
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Best comments
-->For 100L na so so over shakara, as if boys dey smell, 2L normal shakara, 3L a little hesitant to take d initiative, 4L panick sts in. Nysc dey bcome prayerful and desperados, any good guy wey come around na chain and padlock them go use hold am down...

.-->Na true talk joor,earlier days in uni,dem go dey form bt 400l,500l they re desperately searching.

-->Laffs..... I Support U Jare! Confirm! TruthOfLife!
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Copied from facebook

LADIES.., TRUE/FALSE..??.........

emekakelvin:
[b] Lolz, all the special bosses Say our VC dey among people may you go bid farewell( i.e if him dey campus that day)

To be Sincere, I like you and IFYX determination. You both never gave up on your dreams and from the look of things, your aspiration is almost being achieve.
[b]

Lol....Omole no be my boss not to talk of being special...buh we may deflate two of his car tires tho..
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Amen boss,tanx

lomaxx: Ok this is what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna categorize all thr soft copy links from preclinical to final year
All the books you're gonna need
Both Indian and others. You heard me right- Indian books.
-You can have Vasudevan, Charteajea , Sembulimgam , Harsh Mogan all in clean soft copy.
So drop your mails while I find start work.

May I use this time to say that as a medical student, a tablet is a must-have. You need it. If you have money, buy an iPad, bcause the battery life is flawless. The iPad 4 has a battery capacity of over 11,000 mah. If you're just using it to read without browsing, you could go for 4days without charge.

If you don't have money so much, buy a good tablet with a decent battery life. Tecno pads have decent battery life. Samsung too.

With a tablet you can have so many books at your disposal. Instead of buying one book and being limited, you can have as many as 4. It gives you an advantage over ur peers. And best if all, you can read anywhere.

Good luck guys. I'll get back to y'all.

Dr lomaxx ....here is mine doalabi99@yahoo.com
thanx sire

emekakelvin: Talk true...Baba, before you resume unibadan, I go like to see you and PRINCEAdebayo oh.

All the best

My Oga...b4 we resume to UI,we will see each oda bcus we go greet all d special bosses on campus dat day...lolz..may God help us....
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.thanx boss

Ifyx: boss,resumption dey imminent as i dey hear am

I pray so o Oga mi,make dem allow us resume to great ife ASAP

Dunsin89: University of Ibadan UTME will come up on August 16, 2014. 1,080 will write the Post UTME for Medicine and surgery. And U.I admits like 120 for MBBS. The UTME can't hold in September 'cos awaiting result candidates will still be allowed to write Post UTME. Buh they won't be considered for admission after August 30 should such candidates haven't uploaded their even tho they scored 90% in their Post UTME.

dis naa d 2nd time I will hear say Aug 16 is d date and d first person said its from a reliable source nd I pray so o,make we do am shapaly b4 OAU resume,God forbid bad thing..September ke!,ko jo rara

Eleyi gidi gan..

larryperry: give us the link to the page

https://m./225324701010164?refid=18&__tn__=C

mascot87:

Dude, the best way to sell your soul is to commit suicide o. Just go to Lagos Ibadan express way & immediately u see an oncoming truck loaded with petrol, just run across the road & wait for d truck to hit u. in the process, the truck may lose control & fall with all d fuel spilling on d road & u could be lucky that it will catch fire them gbam both your flesh & soul born immediately thus your soul is sold. Wishing u all d best & I am waiting for your testimony

hahaha.....funny

FrancisTony:

lolz

FrancisTony:

Hmmn! He's my friend on a 'chat app'.

He said being an OAU biochemistry graduate and UI current Mbbs aspirant.

Owk...you are right about that OAU info but he told me a different thing that he had just moved to 200L MBBS in UI after finishing from OAU and we have been friends on 2go for months.

FrancisTony:

You're an OAU graduate and UI mbbs aspirant?

hmm...why did u say so? sire
if he is d person I was guessing den he is not an aspirant

Dunsin89: ALL ABOUT U.I 2014 POST UTME. Good day to all the University of Ibadan aspirants. It's my desire that you all gain and secure admission into the first and the best university in Nigeria. As the post UTME approches, it's imperative that we do not rest on our oars as gaining admission into University of Ibadan will be competitive this year as more and more prospective candidates know that U.I is now very easy when it comes to giving Admission and that distinctions in the candidates O level is no longer considered and that UTME score doesnt matter (provided it is 200+). The post UTME is the major criteria for choosing candidates for admission. Most candidates sought after U.I post UTME past questions not with the view that U.I has it in mind of repeating the questions, but to know the 'modus operandi' of their question. But sad to say, the school management has decided to collect the exam questions after the exams due to the reasons best known to them. Being a UITE and a cleaner in the admission office i got to see and duplicate only 2012 and 2013 post utme questions (Science only) Interested aspirant should call Dr Dunsin on-->08031543954. On how to get it

Hmmm....pls sire,is your name on 2go having "Dunsin" in it coz I know an "OAU/UI" boss dere..... tanx

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Hmmm...i reserve my comment

Johnnny: Chelsea must allow him take along all his personal awards o.

Personal Awards like Best ball passer awards, midfielder with least goals award. Etc

lolz...i trust Mourinho,he will give him all he owns and chase him away shapaly....