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Going to church doesn't guarantee paradise. How you go study for 7yrs in the University, na medicine you dey study? For me the most painful isn't on the list; going broke after years of having money is the most painful thing in life..

English, Yoruba, Arabic.

Can't never even love a lady with tattoo talk less of marrying her.

oluwadanie1: MCB 100L.
we're actually brothers.

Yea sure. You're in school already??

oluwadanie1: though some say its better by stress.
btw which dept do you rep?

PLB 300L. You?

scary...

This should be in the Jokes section.

Where you dey stay abeg? Haven't had light since last week.

Unilorin students, always getting scholarships while haters keep hating. Love the school. really Better by Far..

TRADELYN:

This is the right way to use them:
Your 'change' is the difference in the cost of product/service and the actual money given to the seller.

While 'balance' refers to the rest of your change after giving you part of it. For example, your change is #700, but you were first given #500. This means that your 'balance' is #200.

You get sense.

Retards.... Smh for APC

olatade:

Any Man that doesn't keep to his words is a coward - Edgar 1870

No need to know more than wot u already knw...

Actually when I listen to you, I feel sorry for you. So clueless.

Falcao s settled down well. We haven't seen much of him coz he s not been played as a lone striker. He's got 2 assists already. Still prefer him to RVP..

Iroko s always bn a PDP, He left to realize his dream - coz Agagu didn't gv him chance. Now that he's achieved his aim, he's going back to where he really belong...

I'm left handed and driving s never given me any problem..

His Problem...

iceberylin: its obvious your a fan of iceprince
My list sha
Mi ft waje 1naira(it was all about love)
Dorobucci
can i talk ice prince ft joel ortis and mi abaga
Olamide ft wizkid omotoshun
Don jazzy ft wande coal The kick
Olamide and phyno Ghost mode




If only Asa. Featured someone, she would have toped my list

Jeremiah G?

Lero15: Tuface & 9ice-Street Credibility
Psquare & Tuface-Impossibility
Eko Ile-dare,gtman, jazzman, sasha, etc
Stylee-2face et al
Akon & psquare-chop my money
Asha & Jeremiah Gyang-Higher
Thank God-Dagrin(RIP) & Omawumi
Styl plus & D Cappo-Olufunmi Remix
Flavour&Dare-Sisi Eko
Sound Sultan, Baba D and 2baba-Sodi yen
Maga no need pay-Cobhams et al
Fuji Gyration-Paso, Saheed, Artquake, Malaika, Fada U turn
Kokoroko-Keffee(RIP) & Timaya
Girl girl-Wizkid&Bracket
Davido & Reminisce-mo fe lowo ju daddy mi

You're mouthed..

grandstar: but their card is the bomb! only disappointed me once. better than uba or eco. eco, disappointing since 1126

lmao. never tried Eco before sha. mere looking at dia buildings sef, u go knw say em go disappoint...

Silkmoth33: I swear!

You don experience that too?

First Bank* ATM; Disappointing customers since 1847.

Criticism is healthy. Helps realize the areas you need to work on. But we're all human tho, nobody should expect anybody to be perfect...

Most are lesbos...

Options to be sure.. Counted 32 tho

Oh my God... I swear that thing real die. Na one filling station for my area dey always *recall* me before. The day wey I catch em, gather few boys go beat the manager. People wey suppose pity am sef join hand beat am. Na d day I no say e don dey do am teytey. Em sack am d following a.m... Since den, even if I wan buy 10k fuel, I go check d meter well, see say e start from zero, den go dey read from 1 - 10k.

texanomaly: Do you honestly think you can tell if a guy is a virgin, or not, by the way they walk, talk or kiss? Those things have more to do with confidence. You don't have to have had sex to be confident around girls.

Hmm. You're very right. The first time I kissed, the girl didn't believe it was my first time. She thought I lied that I haven't done it before that day. It's just about the personality. You can't know by walk, or talk or kiss..

Feb nxt yr?, Things really happening in this world. But seriously, after over 60years of getting married, the bond is still that strong? This na the real Till Death Separates Us.

You just have to love the catholics....

MrTeymee: Okay daddy

Alright son.