DONT worry bro..i grew up in the police barracks i know them like yesterday.buh i dont tweet never saw the relevance buh i have the app on my phone ..perhaps lateron at night i might decide to register..i will search you out ok..??

3rdlegxxx:


ur thinking just like me... all these comments and opinions are wasting here, dude u on twitter, OP u too?

no..not anytime soon...lesson 1..dont argue with them....lesson 2...make sure you have nothing incriminating on you although this doesnt mean u wont be harrassed/delayed/abused/but it will make u more relaxed should you get upset and blow everything out of proportion which i always do but only in my comfort zone..dont try it on the highway they will kill you for free flee scene or even remain and tag u a robber.huh..lesson 3..dont be quick to offer bribe or egunje..cuz if u do is a green light pointing in 2 directions for them...1..u have money to path with..so they will want more..2...it might be you are hiding something even if u aint u just want your peace save time pay ur road tithe and go..this will prompt them to delay and u are never gonnna like it BRO.

3rdlegxxx:


bro it is terrible and from my point of view, it won't change anytime soon.

IKKIIIIKIKIIIIIIIIIKKKKIIII HAHAHHAHAHAHA..insurance wetininsurance dey function for dat countrypeople have lost hope in the system becuz its all fraudulent..u go use money claim ur own entitlements u never see anything..wait ooo are u new in nigeria?

AntiWailer:
He does not have insurance i guess.


Sorry about your loss Bro.

AMEN..

Toeyoursea:
May God not allow our valuables burn right in our presence.

congrats brodally....your son na my pikin namesake oooo...demilade..ade oluwa oni bo lori wa ooooo,AMIN.

Yomieluv:
My son, Oluwademilade,oluwadarasimi is a month old today..help me praise the Lord.

1.a day old.

2.two weeks old.

3.a month old.

4.the family.

i will not even read ur post..just ur headline prompt me to ask if u are new to nigeria or were u homeschooled?do u go out at allthis has been happening in nigeria since demomadness came to light in 1999..after the agbada thieves came to power police became something else..last time i visited nigeria i even realize it has grown from bad to worse..every time i read and watch AIT,TVC news online saying they have disbanded roadblocks..huhhhh..the checkpoints i came across last year made me to loose hope in that country..they av IT specialist who even knows ur phone better than you even if u hide apps or secret photos he will dig it out..the rest of his crew are duns but he is the IT man once you are stopped and they see u are driving a flashy car u appear too neat,av a nice phone that is ur offence they will want to pierce every part of u digging for soemthing to hang on to..its terrible.

sszest:
I have always read news of police brutality online but never fully understood what the victims went through until I had a first hand experience on Wednesday, 13th July, 2016.
On that very day, which has become a day I will never forget in my life, I was headed to jibowu to assist my sister get a bus back to the east after her visit to Lagos. Just before the park area, there was a police checkpoint and as I was walking towards the park with my sister, one of the police officers at the checkpoint signaled me to come. When I went to answer him, he demanded for my phone, I brought it out, he collected it and started scrolling through my contacts. The next thing I heard was "You are a criminal! Wetin foreign number dey do for your phone?……...". The contact in question is that of my school friend who just went to the UK for his masters program, but before I could say Jack, I have been pushed into their vehicle, a danfo bus with the registration number, XU754LND.
Each time I demanded to know what exactly my crime was, the response I got was something like "Keep Quiet! Shut Up! You are a thief! You are a criminal!…..."
My sister was not also spared of the harassment. At that point, I had to raise my voice attracting passerby's who also demanded to know when having a foreign contact has become a crime. Suddenly, their oga instructed them to move.
I don't know how the thoughts came to me but before they moved, I jumped out of the bus through the window. With the heightened tension and the increasing number of people gathering there, they just threw my phone at me and sped off.

The following day, a friend of mine suggested I make a report at a police station. I took the advice and went to Alagbon Police Statio, Ikoyi. Do you know what they told me there? That since they no longer have my phone, I shouldn't worry, that "It's a normal thing". The Nigerian police literally told me that harassment of innocent citizens is a normal thing. Who else do I report to?

My understanding is that there are dozens of similar cases that go unnoticed daily especially in Lagos. As it is, I think the only way police brutality may be put to a near end is by giving such cases as much publicity as possible. May be at some point in the future, someone in a position of authority may be touched to take genuine actions to put an end to it and not just pay lip service.

i don beg u naaaa if to say vodka dey let synchronize now shey i 4 say make u join me dey sip easy dis one under dis tree now..nor vex try loosen up d buharinomics affect everybody even we wey dey europe sef we dey feel am broda..zenith bank last month 13th cancel the use of all dem cards abroad..based on this sai baba things ..the thing affect bizness like plague oooooo.but wat to do

WomanWrappa:

not been on a good mood for days now and you added another trouble to it.

you are a critical thinker u av brains..it seems more of a rooster and bull story..yes they smoked it cud be true...but to say it was willful/intentional is way outta place..it was an accident now labelled arson..nigeria and ludicrous police charges is like condom and vagi.na

kingdenny:
So technically because they were smoking in the night, they have become responsible for burning down the hotel. Doesn't make sense at all.

you are a critical thinker u av brains..it seems more of a cock and bull story..yes they smoked it cud be true...but to say it was willful/intentional is way outta place..it was an accident now labelled arson..nigeria and ludicrous police charges is like condom and vagi.na

MadCow1:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3999562_chinese_jpegaf8862c107606caf4658c564d9796a60

That you did willfully and unlawfully set fire to burn part of the Ernest Hotel on Bamishele Street, off Allen Avenue, Ikeja, Lagos, valued at N17,864,900, property of one Ernest Uwanyerem.



This charge will not stick. It would be difficult to prove 'willful' damage (emphasis on willful).

lol,..ichei nor vex..i nor juz like that ur comment d thing meet me as invalid..once again nor vex..dalu woke madu.

WomanWrappa:

lol baba small thing wey i yarn u com rain insults on me like this maka why na

you be real woman wrapper..if dem marry now tommorrow the woman pour dem hot oil u go dey complain..mind ur bizness let dem take there time..afterall marriage is no prerequisite for success..mind u men has no age limit to get married..u guys worship and crave for badnews too much ..u dey find innocent men rip poster just to feed ur insane mind i nor sure say u go skool sef cuz if go skool u nor go pity for men wey never reach 50 sperm..wen old man of 90yrs still dey fertilize ovaries careless for everywhere..make una download brain dey use b4 una dey comment.na advice ooo nor take offence.

WomanWrappa:
Una no go marry I.pity una sperrrm

this man has brains really..no smoke without fire..and in every rumour there is an atom of truth...same question i asked all apc loyalist am not in affiliation to any party but am very aware of nigerian politics since birth....i know how its been played..so i ask now again all apc fans..PLS TELL ME IF A THIEF LEAVES IKORODU TO ONITSHA DOES THIS MEAN HE/SHE IS NO LONGER A THIEF?the so called defected pdps were power hungry haven seen and enjoyed it wanted more but there was no space to dislodge the powers that be..they had to defect to get relevance elsewhere and like u all can see and experience its a FIELD DAY FOR THEM ALL..PAINFULLY MANY ARE BLIND AND DAFT TO REALIZE THE OBVIOUS.

dre11:






http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/politics/kwankwaso-amaechi-others-bought-their-way-to-apc-with-n100m-each-bafarawa/156236.html

lol..@quickly...i hope u are not a fan of quickies#justasking#

jerryunit48:
I probably quickly concluded that it was made in Mannheim because the plate number is MA-but I might be wrong

as ur name implies...u don cancel star plenty b4 u type diz smelling pootalk true..the stench dey hala as men dey read walahi..

StOla:


A visit to the USA will not prosecute Fayose for his libellous crime.
What she is doing is taking Fayose to the legal arena where he can either prove his allegations or condemn himself.

The court is not a place for beer parlour talk, Fayose will have to bring his facts for the accusation he has made.
Fayose would explain to the courts when he became the FBI operative in Nigeria, and when the FBI disclosed that they are investigating the Aisha Buhari that is resident in Nigeria not USA, and is the wife and not Daughter of the president.

He has asked for a burden, let him carry it with the eagerness at which his mouth moves.

no na hotel de jordan...kokori..abi na jaguar sef.

thelish:


see storyline ooo.

love one...Bleep the rest.

Youngetskilz23:
love all ,trust none.

gbayi...

Tundecool:


Amin oOOOOOOoO!!

Ati eyin naaa oO...

Baba na big prayer be dat oO!

Thanks gidi gan!

well i cant say also ...i know main head office is in stuggart and after stuggart the 2nd biggest is in bremen close to hamburg.after hannover..honestly bro i dont care i just wanted you to know this futuristic bus cudnt have been assembled/engineered in a sub station considering its epic nature.

jerryunit48:
My guy Mannheim is where most of Mercedes buses are built and I saw them test drive buses almost on a daily bases but maybe this particular one was done somewhere else

i fear u oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...can u tell me the headquarters of mercedes in europe??i live in hamburg if care to know..now u said this bus was built in your city and u saw them testing some of it..?meanwhile as the post indicated the bus were been tested from schipol to harleemso tell me something cuz i think am missing a point here..huh

jerryunit48:
This bus is built in the city I stay I saw them test driving some really

iro nla we le kpa mi layo iro ni ayo ehhh,,eran iya tajudeen ibadan nii...

hakeem4:
Eran iya oshogbo

good question bad timing...b4 anyone answer that ur yeye question...is it right for a woman to be rude to a full blown man ??either in the bedroom or in such a distinguished setting?calling a man dog and a thug?person shove ur question up in the anus for now...no woman will say that to me..they are feeble hearted cant stand da heat..they are only good at wailing ,nagging and destruction.if u are a pu.ssy negro not all men are..cappish?

aressssa:




Do you threaten to beat and rape women when they insult you? Yes or No?

IGNORAMUSES HAVE SCOREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD....ODEZ...SOLIDARITY KO..SOLARPARITY NIIII...make una go boil stone chop jare..next news pls...

ozoigbondu:


http://punchng.com/lagos-lawmakers-besiege-apc-secretariat/?

eledumare ma wa kplelu eeh...wa ri ore eniyon...and ore orun..AMIN..

Tundecool:


Lol, Broda mi..

Lori hustle ni moh shi wa!!

I go soon jaa comot.

paddy oma pay ko tete jaaa danu oooo ilu yen ti fe wo ton oooooo...lol

Tundecool:



New to Nigeria ke??

Me wey be sey I neva comot 4 Naija b4!

Buh I go soon comot shaa..

diwowoz ugliness juz marry dem like pin to magnet for diz family shaaaa..i wonder who pollute the family its either mama or papa buh the genes strong pass olumo rock i swear down!

JixNation:
Ikeji this Ikeji that them no dey ever tire

the boobs fit inspire economics sef...e.g demand pull inflation..i.e if niggaz demand the bobby to stand she fit go inflate am with silicon..ahahahahaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

DeRay98:


Na wa o, so na Linda Ikeji Sister boobs com inspire all these Physics wey una just dey throway for here

the guy na federal MUGU.

liljaydee:
I think this guy should grow up and stop this trash ....,, below is the caption on Fb

ogbeni king...all join na brainstorming dem dey call am...before nairaland use curves,ikebe,boobs derail person brain here am just here to have fun.

kingdenny:


O boi see physics on top person boobs. Chaiiii

oh boy...none of the above oooo but i did well in physics when i was school..left secondary school in 2000,left uni in 2007..now i be man na money i dey chase now..buh sometimes book nor leave person..u know to read to know is different from to read to pass...subjects that i loved i chose to read to know..

jaybee3:


O boy my brain no gree process further
Last time i had anything remotely close to physics was in 2002

You be engineer as well or a student?

nice sermon...well check your bible..the breast purposes were clearly outlined therein"let thy breast satisfy thee"emi ole fe omo ti loyon emi o ron eyon kon kon.

cyrilamx:
Will u folks really blame her? The way we Male folks attack boobs raveneously one will think we were starved of it in the womb. Because our fathers were not boobs carry, our mothers' books tend to stand well into their fifties like Gibraltar Rock. Men of today n boobs re like siamese twins. So laura take heart, though Olympus may have fallen, surely dry bones shall rise again. You only need

now thats correct...quite and elaborate explanation..but can you tell your fellow students more about counteractive balance as it werebecause all they know now is that gravity is calling on an object but the object is clinging onto another object..the force of gravity acting between the earth and any other object is directly proportional to the mass of the earth, directly proportional to the mass of the object, and inversely proportional to the square of the distance that separates the centers of the earth and the object.

jaybee3:


That's true if the object isn't being subject to any interference BUT the boobs in question is being keenly supported by a body frame which provides a counteractive balance for the boobs. The body frame is an inclined pulley system

we have to investigate the pedigree of all cabinet members of this man oooo something tells me they were all former players of DUNDEE UNITED...foolish stupendous fellows...i dont even know what to say...uraniumis just like giving a 4yr old a plane filled with 365 passengers to fly...somebody shud ask this mofos to go for mental evaluation b4 they completely nose dive dis con3.

sarrki:




Bahd Guy!!!!!