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Just imagine this

Aunty say e want embark on a journey

See what the economy has caused some Nigeria youth.

Shame

Mtcccwww.. diildo be doing the work for you since 1960

Young lady, the economy is not smiling.

Pity the guy na

No black person on the list.

This is ridiculous

Football match no dey start with 1-0 or 0-1

That's all I have to tell you

elimsun:
I'll make this very brief as possible


Before she became pregnant, we've been close and at some point I liked her which she was aware of but didn't give the green light because of her guy then and of course I didn't mind much...so we continued our friendship

Fast forward to the aftermath of the pregnancy and birth of the child. The parents refused to give their consent to the guy wedding Sharon saying he's not God's will for her. The catch is, she was incommunicado for a long while following the trauma in the pregnancy and her parent's decision. I tried reaching out to her to know how's she doing as every normal friend would do.
One thing led to another and we became close, now she talks of how much she likes me and why it took her so long to noticed it. Infact she was saying I'm the only one she could get married to and all that ...

Well, I told her to hold on till I've heard from God and I've prayed about it but nothing yet...I really doubt what she feels for me and I think she's using me as an escape route since no guy will accept her again with a child

Please nairalanders, do you think I'm overreacting

Guy you are second choice.

Back up plan

You are just like a polytechnic.

If university no give you admission, you enter poly

Sirchiboy:
Is he the only child

No.. they are 5 in number.

3 boys and 2girls

Miramonica:
Two things are likely involved. It's either her useless Son has visited a babalawo who deceived him that killing his mum will bring him riches. Riches he will get in jail.

OR


Nigga overdosed on Colos or any other hard drugs.

Na colabo. 💯

Too bad..

I know the victim and the evil son for over 20yrs now.

Rest in peace ma'am..

It's a pity you were murdered by your own blood.

Dada. You won't find peace wherever you run to

Silentgroper:
i get grenade. You go buy,?? At least make you sef blow small

How much last?

A confused man.

Enjoy your situation alone

You didn't consult any of us before you made the foolish decision.

Don't come and add to my anger today

I doubt the authenticity of this story sha! Because who take such decisions without thinking about the possible outcome.

31 and I never blow😮‍💨

Samantha125:
If you found her dressing like that, the you'd have two choices.

Either you respect her style of dressing or you hit the road.

You can't find someone who's comfortable and confident in her own skin and start manipulating her into losing her own self confidence for your own selfish reasons ... If you want a woman who dresses like Deeper Life sisters, then go to Deeper Life church and get yourself a Deeper Life sister.

This is so insensitive of you.

How can you endorse someone to dress in a way that displays her private organ and you call it normal?

It's OK to look hot 🔥 and expose some skin, but this right here, is a little extra babe.

What if he un-follow her now.

She commite suicide ooo

A simp ruining his kidney with these drinks because a girl promised to visit him. He wants to prove to the girl that he is A man when they get under the sheets.

If he is down with renal failure in future, he will think that his village people are after his life.

I don't know who needs to hear this; brother, it is not your job to make a daughter of Jezebel cum. Her cum is useless when it comes to conception. If a man doesn't cum, conception won't happen.

Hustle for your cűm while she hustle hers. If you cum before her, dress up and leave.

Simps stink like scambut. Getat

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Isoright

If harmattan don reach your side abeg let me know

Rain still dey fall for calabar guy

obembet:
Since 2003 ... That's 20yrs+

u be old woman o! you should be in your 30s now. or 40+ even

FarSide:

God forbid.... Except my girl now

"your girl" OR "our girl"?

young man go and wife her first, before you come back and make this bold claim

I was trynna say i find it unattractive on the boobs.

but i do find it attractive on a womans buttocks and hips

Vinnie2000:
Depends on where the Stretch mark is, in the Girl's body!

If you meet a Fair Babe with Stretch Mark Ass, and you are banging the Babe Doggy, while Squeezing the Yanch,
You will see the beauty of Stretch Mark.

You know the drill man

I don't know why I find stretch marks attractive in women..

Especially in the butts or hips.

I find it unattractive on the boobs though.

Guys, what are the weirdest things u find attractive in women and others don't?

we are gradually going back to the era flex wahala. nokia symbia phones come to mind

in my shop(bet9ja) back then..

it was the early house of the morning and customers were yet to come and it was quite raining and just me and my then babe that was inside at the time..

we had a quicky

Babe had to shift her tight gown up and rode me while I sat on plastic chair

Life is very difficult for me as an under graduate..

Pls someone should help me 1k to fill my gass pls.

8155412158
Opay

Thanks

Life is very difficult for me as an under graduate..

Pls someone should help me 1k to fill my gass pls.

8155412158
Opay

Thanks

Life is very difficult for me as an under graduate..

Pls someone should help me 1k to fill my gass pls.

8155412158
Opay

Thanks

Rest In peace lad

Godoverevery:
You looking at something likely filled with dirty blood at that point.


I don't bother looking at it anymore cos in hindsight I hear that voice what if she is menstruating and I go........yuck.

Imagine rocking a girl in the club with big ass but she is menstruating...........yuck

That ass isn't worth stressing over.


I can never look at a lady and have a boner anymore cos the thought of she might be menstruating always play in my head.

My own fear is not even menstruation..

My greatest fear in woman is a oozing pussy..

That's what always comes to mind when I see them. I be like, the pussy might be smelling

In one paragraph, you said u didn't hear from this your said ex for the past 13years.

In another paragraph, you said the boy is 8years old..

Stop confusing my confusion.

Ha, abi na me no sabi maths

OboOlora:
Mike Adenuga don answer this question for one of ‘em theme songs nah
‘We are pencils in the hand of God’😁

wale adenuga