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BE HONEST WITH THIS.

mehn dem won spoil xmas for us so o

*feeling sorrowful for her*

i cant woo a lady more than 3weeks ...if she no gree i bonne her lik say i hav neva talk to her in my life be4

naija why me why? Why? Why? Why? Una don burst my brain o i won kolo for dis match

na 2day u knw be4? Lol

there is d guy in my hostel in skul dat wil trek miles opon miles everyday to see his babe wen we dey tel am say he should visiting d girl for sum time he no listen until d fat guy cum slim finish becus of treking so silly.......if u reading dis is in same situation beta hav a break o....

samflexx:
*seeing yourself as too small for a girl(low self esteem)
*speaking american english while spits flows from your month.
*boast about your small change...mtweeeeeeww..

tnks dude dat (low self esteem) do disturb me alot but i hav gotten a little confidence

LaurelP:
We guys have been made to think that we must always do anything possible to impress the female folk. I'm not against a guy loving her babe, I'm against a guy doing silly things in order to impress a lady.

The truth is that most times, these actions come back to haunt us while, we get to regret at the end.

1. Consuming too much alcohol: most guys are guilty of this especially when trying to woo a lady or when taking her to bed. This is wrong in so many ways: it will damage your health, its a temporary measure, you most times end up misbehaving and its not a guarantee that you'll succeed in wooing or performing well in bed. Besides, the lady will know that you took something and that you lack confidence and esteem. Be yourself.

2. Spending above your means: whether its buying things you don't really need in order to look rich and fly, or spoiling the lady with things you normally should not be buying. Its wrong. I see a lot of guys do this and I keep wondering to what purpose? The worst is many of them come back to their senses when its already too late!

3. Lying: I'm not talking about the small lies guys normally tell, I'm talking about bragging to a lady about what you're not. Why tell a lady your father is Dangote's brother, or you're a Chelsea player, or you work in Shell. This will make her have high expectation from you which you would be trying to live up to.

4. Badmouthing your fellow guys: Maybe a guy that is also coming after her. Its wrong for a guy to maltreat his fellow in any way because of a lady. Whether its badmouthing, fighting or quarelling with him, its not worth it.

5. Giving your values and beliefs: Maybe you're a committed Christian or Muslim, you start backsliding or become uncommitted because she told you to. You start to abandon your loved ones and family, your studies begin to nosedive and even your job sef, you become unserious. Its a very silly thing to do because when the chips are down, those are the only things that will get you going- God, your family and loved ones and your job which will put food on your table.

6. Pretending to be who you're not: there's no need to pretend to be a bad guy if you're not. There are still ladies who values good guys. U don't need to force yourself to seem confident if you're a shy guy. People will know you're just acting it up.


Add yours please...

tnks and noted

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Wayne Rooney needlessly lunges into Puncheon near the corner
flag, with Daley Blind already having the
situation under control. The winger
takes the ensuing free kick, and it is
flicked on dangerously at the near post,
but straight at Fellaini who manages to clear.

franugo:
everton get champions lg Wao, i didn't know that about the history stuff, so we should all base our fan-ship on when d teams were wearing pants Sorry bro, but am more of a futuristic guy, i don't like dwelling on ancient history....which team u dey support?

Man united

I guess u can shup up nw cus u dnt hav history like us...

franugo:
guy if pesin insult u na, u go dey vex yet u dey here dey run ur mouth like tap.

When howard webb dey do us something, where u dey

u won tell me say na howard webb na im dey make una no get history ? No betta trophy to show even everton get trophy pass una shebi u knw? But una go dey brag...

makkitush:
shut that ur dirty smelling mouth that u only brush once a week. In summary, u are pained,we won.nd we will keep winning whether ur ass likes it or not.

lol u dnt even knw me yet u claim i brush once a week u are just showing d perfect exampld of a chelsea fan tho mouth makers, jobless, drug addicts, life fustrated pple .......hahahahahaha

Yellow Card - Thibaut Courtois (Chelsea FC) 90′ + 5 - Another change for Chelsea, now, as Hazard comes off for Filipe Luis.
Mourinho just winding down the clock
now.

Johnson attempts to spin Azpilicueta and beat the Spaniard to the
byline, but the Chelsea left-back
defends brilliantly, blocking him off and
taking nothing but the ball.

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than all d mentioned teams, they hate
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Here is the change, then. Not a poor performance by any means from
Balotelli, who has worked hard for his
side today. His replacement is another
player searching for his first Premier
League goal for Liverpool!

There will be just one minute of added time at the end of this half.

The game is becoming quite stretched as we approach half time! Is
there going to be another goal before
the interval?

Possession Liverpool 61% Chelsea 39%
Shots Liverpool 6 Chelsea 6
Shots on target Liverpool 3 Chelsea 2
Corners Liverpool 3 Chelsea 4
Fouls Liverpool 3 Chelsea 5 Liverpool Chelsea

Nervy stuff from Mignolet! The keeper comes outside the left side of his
box and produces a woeful kick that is
controlled by Fabregas just outside the
centre circle. Before he can do anything
with it, though, Can gets his foot to the
ball, sending it back towards goal. Costa, coming back from behind the
defence, is subsequently flagged offside
incorrectly, but it's a Liverpool free kick

Costa manages to hold off a couple of red shirts to fire an effort at
goal from the left side of the box. It
takes a touch off Skrtel and goes out for
a corner, which Terry gets his head to at
the back post once more. He fails to pick
out a team-mate with his cushioned header, though.

The Blues are struggling to hold onto the ball inside the opposition half,
and Ramires shows too much of it to
Moreno, who makes a neat tackle. The
loose ball falls to Sterling and he races
forward before attempting to curl a
pass in behind the defence for Balotelli, but the Italian doesn't make the right
run to latch onto it.

Cahill hoofs the ball clear from the edge of the Chelsea box and Costa
races Skrtel to get on the end of it. He
pushes the defender in the back as they
approach the edge of the box, and the
referee awards a free kick. The Spain
international then provokes his opponent with a few words afterwards,
but the official cools the tempers with
stern words for both.

GOOOOOOOOAAAL!! CAN OPENS THE SCORING! Again the midfielder is
given time to have a go at goal, and
once more his effort is deflected. This
time it hits Cahill, though, and the touch
wrongfoots Courtois, allowing the ball
to sail into the back of the net! What a start for the German!

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