₦airaland Forum

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dahaz:
" The match is about to start. The refree put his whistle in the mouth and he blows it peeeeeeeeeeeee"

...the peeeeee sound signifies the beginning of the first 45 mins here in kaduna

tosyne2much:
No be only romance ooooo.. I dey everywhere bro

correct...all rounder

Destinygrl:
now u guys r making me feel bad for not watching the match
wld hv hd a gooooood laugh

don't feel to bad, that's why i created the thread. Read through the pages and laugh out loud

Destinygrl:
now u guys r making me feel bad for not watching the match
wld hv hd a gooooood laugh

don't feel to bad, that's why i created the thread. now read through the pages and laugh out loud

Rick9:
Bro trust me you gat a big heart to listen to Nigeria commentators, mehn I respect your courage, but pls save your ear drums for the future and don't do it again.

okay 'wise man' advice taken.

LegendaryArnold:
I totally agree with you except from the part where you said foreign commentators aren't bias....just listen to English commentary and see how they eulogize their average players.

you are right but that's publicity and it's professional. As a matter of fact the British media hype one of the reasons English league is the most followed league in the world

tosyne2much:
Can you just imagine ? Smh

hey dude you watch football too? i thought you are strictly romance section...

tosyne2much:
Can you just imagine ? Smh

hey dude you watch football too? i thought you are strictly romance section? ... would have mentioned you

senbonzakurakageyoshi:
Lol, I remember Nigeria's match against Greece at WC2010. For some reason, it was a Nigerian commentator on duty. So Nigeria concedes a free kick close to the their eighteen yard box and the commentator laments:

"I've been saying this. The Super Eagles should not concede free kicks close to their vital area". One would think he was talking about their crotch. What happened to "in dangerous areas" or "close to their goal post"? Anyway, the Greeks take the free kick and, what do you know, they score! Our dear commentator goes -

"You see..... They've scored us..... I said it..... "

I wanted to pass out.

yep sounds very much like a Nigerian commentator.

senbonzakurakageyoshi:
Lol, I remember Nigeria's match against Greece at WC2010. For some reason, it was a Nigerian commentator on duty. So Nigeria concedes a free kick close to the their eighteen yard box and the commentator laments:

"I've been saying this. The Super Eagles should not concede free kicks close to their vital area". One would think he was talking about their crotch. What happened to "in dangerous areas" or "close to their goal post"? Anyway, the Greeks take the free kick and, what do you know, they score! Our dear commentator goes -

"You see..... They've scored us..... I said it..... "

I wanted to pass out.

yep sounds very much like a Nigerian commentator

StoneColdBiceps:
From Nigeria inception in football till date Femi n d gang r d best, also one Anazodo guy wit Super Sport?

super sport no dey cary last now. They know the relevance of professionalism

Brainaic:
"The Egyptians you see today, you shall see them no more" like seriously

pastor/ commentator i guess

Heymus:
Infact!, i got tired of those two stewpid commentators who choosen to be patrotic rather than be professionals. @op what about this?. :Nigeria nil, Egypt nil, please someone close to the eagles should remind them of the price at stake should them win d match. Money is waiting for them in the hotel. Just shaking my head

oh my God are you for real?

hifaif1:
There was this match involving the Super Eagles. A Nigerian player was near the opponents' goal and was making a lot of turns so as to create enough space for an attempt at goal. The commentator lost his cool after about five seconds and yelled "Who is this one now? Shoot the ball!"

haha, they always try to double up as coach...once Ahmed Musa misplaced a pass and he said "that's not the Ahmed Musa we know, he should have cross"

Noobshakur:
when a cross from sallah hits Mikel's face and bounces to our goalkeeper "the ball hit him on the face, u can see how red his nose are"

haha, didn't catch that one..that man sef

Obamina:
He's marking his money y u are here counting his errors. ok oo

dude you can't just decide to be lackadaisical about your job simply cos you get paid whether you do it right or wrong else what's the point?

StoneColdBiceps:
Bros, d tin taya meeee. I tink say na only me our commentators dey piss. They r just so so unprofessional. Taking d game personal!

What happen to Femi and the Gang? Those guys are a pride fr Nigerian commentries. You hear dem making comentry on radio and live football match you'll tink its frm Wembly.

from this write up Femi nd d Gang shld bé doing all Nigeria football commentries. Haba!

yea totally...i like Femi's commentary. It's arguably the best there is in the country (at the moment)

Jidefido:
We need the Egyptian airline to get the ball for us.
Is that commentary when an Egyptian played the ball into the stands. Very dry commentary

ya i remember that too...trying to crack a joke like that's what he's paid to do...worst of all the joke turned out lame

Jidefido:
We need the Egyptian airline to get the ball for us.
Is that commentary when an Egyptian played the ball into the stands. Very dry commentary

ya i remember that too...trying to crack a joke like that's what he's paid to do...worst of all the joke is lame

Jidefido:
Like we have two or more debut. Awon olodo. Like I posited, caf NFF and c should employ Jim Beglin and Jon champion

gbam! haba, if pitch is bad and fan turn out is low, at least give us good commentary now...is that too much to ask?

bigStace:
And now the captain Mikel obi is at the middle of the center

haba bross, middle of the centre indeed... our commentators no go kill us

SirWarlock:
yah buh they don't make it as fun as European

cos they are slowpokes that fail to read before the match so during the match the names look all new and strange to them, hence they delay in calling it...it's annoying

goodvision12:
Una wey dey yab nigerian commentators make una go comment una own.Una think sey e dey easy to do commentary?aproko ungrateful nigerians.Since you feel they cant do their job of commentary very well why dont you take over and comment in the next match against Egypt?

dude there is only one reason the west is better at almost everything than us...Dedication to work. it's not my job to comment on matches, it's theirs so they have to be dedicated and more professional

dicksj93:
Nigerian commentators be like " it looks like hes goin to score a goal...it looks like a goal..its stil looking like a goal...i think its a gooaaal...ooh its a gooall ..a goal by ....eehhrm ...a gooal by the number 4"

hahaha i could have sworn today's commentator said that too

SirWarlock:
I thought I was the only one
One day I just compared European football match with nigerian and i was like what is this one(the Nigerian commentator) saying sef

They'll be talking as if they are reading news

actually they are, they have to read the name of the guy in number 9 shirt, the guy in number 21 shirt...like that

SirWarlock:
as In ehn very annoying

cool, i also hit FP for the first time )D

Jarus:
I don't listen to Nigerian commentators. As a matter of fact, I prefer foreign commentators for even Nigerian matches.

The way those guys (foreign commentators) draw facts and parallels with ease are amazing. Makes football watching interesting.

mhmmm. To tell you the truth, i start watching the t.v an hour before kick off in epl matches cos i gain alot from the commentators' wealth of knowledge... gosh! those guys are amazing, they could tell a clubs entire history, they could mention every member of both teams...why can't we have that in Nigeria?

eedel:
Football match without commentary is like "porn without sound" . Bad or gud, there has to be someone describing how d match is going. Nevertheless, I think those naija commentators really need to step up their game..... their analysis is so woeful!

woeful is even an understatement... in this age and time? even an 11 years old British or American kid would do better

azeecoboy:
mek i just dey laff as i no kuku watch the match...
no fuel in my town

sorry brother, it's the same naija inspired issue we are talking about

Blackops:
OP you forgot to add ' and the referee sound the whistle' I was close to tears.

haha.

DeeMos:
After the match, the score chat displayed Nigeria 1 Ghana 1. He quickly said, " no it's Egypt not Ghana, May be the typer got it wrong " [color=#006600][/color]

just imagine!

ANTONINEUTRON:
I don't care abt d man grammar.

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but what made me angry to go off my gen b4 d match end is his sentiment when Moses goal was clear off by dat egyptian defender.

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and he didn't knw d players name especially d egyptian players; it was only Salah and D Goal Keeper name dat he knew.

When Iheanacho was substituted with Umar; he first called Iheanacho 'Azubuike' he changed nd called Umar 'Azubuike'.
For heaven on earth sake where him azubuike cme frm

haha, he was probably referring to Azubuike Egweke of warri wolves...by the way he never really pronounced the Egyptian goalie's name properly. He kept calling him el shawaary

Dahkogrin007:
Jersey number 4 passed d ball to Jersey number 8.... *In Nigeria commentators voice *

what do you expect? they never run any background checks on the teams before the match...they are as lazy as they sound