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Pinocchioo:
#walks into thread with bottle of origin, drops the bottle but decides not to slap the OP, since he's already blind.#
Tell them o, they are the ones chasing after us. and we are not challenges, problems,... Instead we bring peace and goodwill ( eg ME)
#picks up the bottle and strolls out of thread#

If you and I meet, as a boy meeting a girl.after asking you your name and exchanging rapport, sha you go expect money, chicken republic, shopping etc. sometimes you'd be in charge of the ATM.the moment the money finish, Lamborghini speed na small.

Hi Guys.I know this topic is boring, but someone may learn from our experiences here. How do you manage to provide for yourself at home and in school? Tell us what exactly you did and how stressed you were while doing it. thanks.

At first, I thought I was enjoying. I feel bad when I now look in retrospect of my past. Dating eight in four years? how unfaithful I was to act the way I did. I know ladies won't like this, but pray for me. I'm up for resignation from this act. Though, in the course of my dating life I didn't rape, abuse or mistreated any girl.But I cheated. Guys, please stick to one girl and a mature one at that. thanks

Hi Nairanders. Mennnnnnnn! This life your are seeing has lots of impediments. Girls are successfully the greatest of all the challenges, problems, Obstacles, roadblocks, plateaus, pillars, fallen bridges. All this are what girls are to an aspirational young man. In the course of my Toasting, teasing and bleeping Marathon. I saw a lot and many got me blind. Repent! and stick to one girl. All girls Virgina is the same, you will know it quality when you bleep straight for 40minutes. Please, let girls be and chase your dreams.

I keep wondering what people think this days. I was discussing with my friends a couple of days ago. In the course of the discussion, a girl I believed to be adorn with beauty was just sitting with us. so, I decide to change the topic to "Beautiful girls this days are much infected with HIV". While combating ourselves on the topic at hand, she just quickly say something like; Who told you beautiful girls die of HIV?. I was marvel, so I just parcel the topic come here. do beautiful girls get infected with HIV?

Good morning Nairanders, I actually woke from the positive side of my bed today. I want to vividly say that money is the root of positive change. Imagine the countless times you sleep and wakeup, wishing you were rich. Have you forgotten so soon how you soak garri without salt or kernel?. So, my question this moment is; What goal have you set for your self? Do you still live in fantasy?. please get to work bro.
I see myself becoming a billionaire. last night I visualize the possibilities, and it was dammm obvious. I am hoping on employing over 5million Nigerians in my industries. My industry of HOPE. the industry that will change the lives of every one thinking all is gone. Always remember, being a billionaire is more of a mental exercise than physical. How much do you believe it's possible?. I can change you to a billionaire with my vast knowledge of getting people to get what they want. be my friend on WhatsApp: 08145579741. My name is Samuel Ojua.

since PEJ and GEJ can rigg Rivers election for wike. AMEC will also not handover in peace to wike....

Hi Pals. I am Sammy. I am one guy 98 out of 100 girls will not bounce or turn down my proposal when I approach them.Before I left Canaan city to village, I had just one girl back then in the village. But,after my sister wedding on Saturday, I get to know so many girls. now I have given them my word by making then to believe I meant dating them. Just regretting making false promises to girls... I feel hurt but can't stop double dating.

I was driving pass a neighborhood, when a pretty Lady bye pass my vehicle. I parked and decide to give her a feel of me. In the course of discussion, another guy called.I got jealous but pretend to be fine.after making myself familiar enough, I decide to take her out for a date.I spent roughly N200,000 in three hours.after everything, I thought it would be right for her to pay me a visit in my apartment. but guess whattt! She instead text me never to call her against, that she has a man in her life....... I almost faint, but thank God for good friends. Do you think I can treat girls with courtesy again?

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Nneka123:
Just stop talking

If it was you,will you be satisfy that way?

donjuviam:
I hate u

If you love me that means you're gay

Hi Pals. I am Sammy aka "Samwise". Sometimes, I get dissatisfied with my accomplishments. Whenever I see myself being control like Transistor I get pushed to seek for independence. I want to be a man of my own. I am being pampered like a nursery kid. I wish to just stay away from home and not come back nor depend from them " My parent". Although, i am still in school. drop your piece of advice and possible solutions to this fight for independence.

nawtikid:
Wen I read ur post, I wanted to insult u, but I will not

Abt ur question, jst du wat I du

Stop calling

As simple as dat

What shall it profit you if you insult me?... because you just did that, cogito ergo sum

Ivanspring:
Just end it.

how will you feel if it you?

shevi4mb:
Tell her its over and dnt change your mind for whatever reason again..

consider the psychological trauma

sinaj:
sam wise dey brave

nd u dnt av d gut to walk up to her

I can even tell her boldly in front of her parent. but it's painful and heartbreaking.... I jus want a simple trick

You wicked die....Start celebrating 27 may?... hahaha.... this point touch me....hmmmm, I will be 25 in a year and five months..... let's see

Hi Pals. I am Sammy aka "Samwise dey brave". I feel like ending the relationship I have with my girlfriends. one of them cares a lot. if she don't see me for a day and give me a kiss, its like her world is about to crash like Dana Airline's. I am living her because she's too young to be in my coven and I want to upgrade my standard. whilst, the other girl don't care, she hardly show those romantic and respectful manners. She is also to young, I want to upgrade. Advice please

Blackchampion:
President-elect, Gen Muhammadu Buhari says his incoming government cannot promise the return of missing Chibok girls but that they would do everything within their power to secure their return. He said this in a statement he released today April 13th to commemorate one year of the girls' abduction. The statement below...

Today is a time to reflect on the pain and suffering of the victims, their friends and families. Our thoughts and prayers, and that of the whole Nigerian Nation, are with you today. I want to assure all of them, and particularly the parents, that when my new Administration takes office at the end of May, we will do everything we can to defeat Boko Haram. We will act differently from the Government we replace: we hear the anguish of our citizens and intend to respond accordingly.
This new approach must also begin with honesty. We do not know if the Chibok girls can be rescued. Their whereabouts remain unknown. As much as I wish to, I cannot promise that we can find them. But I say to every parent, family member and friend of the children that my Government will do everything in its power to bring them home. What I can pledge, with absolute certainty, is that starting on the first day of my Administration Boko Haram will know the strength of our collective will and commitment to rid this nation of terror, and bring back peace and normalcy to all the affected areas. Boko Haram” means “Western Education is Sinful”. When they are defeated militarily, as they will be, we will ensure our citizens in the affected areas have improved educational opportunities as a direct counterbalance to Boko Haram’s twisted ideology.

In particular we will educate ever more young girls ensuring they are empowered as citizens of Nigeria. Let us use this anniversary to remind each other that the attack on Chibok was an attack on the dreams and aspirations of our young people. We stand united in our pledge to resist terror in Nigeria– not just through military means but also through the power of opportunity and the hope of a better future for all”.
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mentorandfriend:
Is she a northerner, that is hausa/fulani girl? Those girls can respect the man in their life to a fault.

Not Hausa but Efik

LEvuls:
And how old is the OP

23yrs old

Diznie:
how old is she?

17yrs old

Hi Nairalanders. I am 6years older than my girlfriend. Ever since before we started dating, she always call me Uncle! Uncle!! Uncle!!!. Is that a sign of respect or childishness?. Because it's getting me upset whenever she kiss me and call me Uncle!!!!!!!!!!. I always felt guilty whenever I hear such phrase address to me. I also feel I am dressed on borrow ropes.

Hi my people. I am Sammy aka Mr Gistme. My friend isn't happy with the way his fiancee scream while bleeping her. As at last night, she screamed "Ahhhh Shoki" instead of "Oh God, give it to me hotter". So he is thinking of ending the relationship. please help advice them ok?.

Good day Nairalanders. Today, I heard something that got me off my feet's. I woke up this morning,while trying to turn on the engine of my Highlander Jeep. A quarrel insued between my neighbors, who exchanged a lot of vulgar words. I wasn't enjoying it,until the woman called her husband PDP for being unable to win on bed. She went on to advice him to make a change if his sex life.

I greet you all, with the spirit of solidarity. I am Sammy. My friends call me "Samo". I am the Chairman/CEO of Samino group. Last year, I was cogitating about life. I thought of how a countless number of individuals, have been caught in anguish and most end up dying untimely death. I was moved in the spirit to do something. Today, I want to help you find your lost self. If you are sitting, nor standing in the course of reading this post, readjust yourself. well, when you were readjusting yourself something happened. You were FOCUS. if we had devoted a little more time to ourselves, we do be the best of ourselves. if someone who knows nothing about you, had ask you a simple question as " Who are you ?". What would you simply say? your name? or your strengths and weaknesses. I bet, it do be your strengths and weaknesses because that's what truely define you. Drop your comments and questions or add me on WhatsApp with: 08145579741

Hello Nairalanders. I am Mr Sammy. today I shall be analysing the Elephants and grasshoppers of 2015 election. GMB and GEJ are my major focus. GMB was a man with nothing in the cause of running for the 2015 election. I took a loan to fund the buying of Form and millions of well wishers donated a token which he used for his campaign. GMB couldn't fly across the country because he had no one to receive him. instead he subscribed to travelling by road for his campaigns. Due to me excessive stress and depression GMB couldn't remember his VP name, his party and INEC meaning. But, upon all the odds before him, he manage to win convincingly with over 2million voting margin. Mean while, GEJ the one I term the grasshopper had all it takes to win. He was flying stresslessly without any challenge. 20 billion was raised to fund his campaign. But yet, a grasshopper is a grasshopper. nothing changes it.

[color=#006600][/color] I was born in the 90s. In the course of my daily living and experiences. I am very much convince, that back in the 70s every thing was much like a platter of gold. it was easy to make it in businesses, academics, and whatever. I am 23years old. I pass out of secondary school when I was 17years old. Before Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) could give me admission, it took me 5years. So finally I got admitted at age 22. meanwhile in the 70s. there was nothing like jamb exams nor post UTME. in the 70s, my Dad got married at age 23. As at then, he was made in terms of wealth and living a luxurious life. But, see me at age 23. I feel ashamed of how things have turn out. imagine having to ask for fee's, rent and pocket money. It pains me to my marrow. Do you agree with me that life was easier in the 70s?.

Hi Nairalanders. My name is Sammy, I am 23yrs old. last week my post was thrilling the website to the extend of breaking GEJ most insulted human alive record. Nevertheless, I still thank God the part two is ready. Today, my 17years old girl visited me. She told me she was seeing her period. thank God. My major fear was that I didn't use condom while having sex with her, so I thought it may result to pregnancy. which I know It wouldn't have been easy between her Dad and me. I also want to say that, it's not as if I deceived her. We both were in love. I disflowered her because I didn't want another smart guy to asmart me. I hate stories that touches the heart. Although, I learnt my lesson from that incident and I vow never to have sex with a girl below 20yrs. I hope you guys understand my plight now and comment friendly with empathy. if you were in my shoes won't you parnick?. In conclusion, She is not pregnant and I love her. thanks