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N'Landers,

Which football clubs do our Celebrities/VIPs support? Lets share this. Now that almost all the leagues have been concluded, we can know which celebrity/VIP is smiling and which is frowning.

Let me start with the ones I know

Man Utd: Gov Fashola of Lagos, Sultan of Sokoto
Arsenal: Gov Saraki of Kwara, Pasuma Wonder, RMD
Chelsea: Saheed Osupa

Add yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOMEN'S ADVICE TO MEN

The reason why our bras don't always match our
underwear is because WE actually change our
underwear.

The next time you and your buddies joke about
armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of
you successfully aim at the toilet rim.

If the truth hurts, ask us those ego-sensitive
questions on your payday.

Don't fret if you find out that the milkman
delivers more than once a day.

Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

Our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional
to the number of baths you take.

The next time you joke about female drivers,
research the number of accidents caused by
rubber-necking mini-skirts.

If only women gossip, how do you and your friends
keep track of "who's easy"?

Stop telling us most male strippers are gay:
we don't care.

Start parting and combing your hair to one side
early in life - you'll never see the 'island'
coming.

Your contributions to your child should go above
and beyond that Y chromosome you unselfishly
sacrificed.

Eye contact is best established above our
shoulder-level.

Your balding is a good thing - it subsidizes our
hair care expenses.

If men were to follow these advice, wont d world be a better place?

BEFORE MARRIAGE,
He: Yes. At last, it was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE,
Simply read from bottom to top!

Before marriage,
He: Yes. At last, it was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy!
I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage
, Simply read from bottom to top!

mosquito

How come evbd yhas 4goten Charles Anazodo?

I think Charles Anazodo, Deji Omotoyinbo, Kayode Solaja and Mike Maiyaki are the masters.

Godwin is always subjective and addicted to Man Utd and C.Ronaldo to be interesting.

How come evbdyhas 4goten Charles Anazodo? I think Charles Anazodo, Deji Omotoyinbo, Kayode Solaja and Mike Maiyaki are the masters. Godwin is always subjective and addicted to Man Utd and C.Ronaldo to be interesting.