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@cuddles, very funny


and mynd, whats the meaning of DMI, trust me, it would solve a puzzle

#peeps into thread, hears 'come and update', says, 'see you guyz tomorrow' shakes head and runs out#

with coconut head........i gree

and Larry, flexible heart is my trade

H8G love, is that a plastic hiss

abeg make that princess, no fall my hand, that name stand for no-dulling women


@repogirl
offcourse you know na, wonderful Update

[quote author=Larry-Sun]It's Flexible. It Can Only Bend But Not Break.[/quote]kind of heart that one needs to cultivate


@
hbg, hi


#don't warm up, its a plastic smile#

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]^ ^ Go and attend to my step-son! He wants some
action from Diasy; either u give him the action, or you give him the action #u know wat I mean#[/quote]#i know what you mean#.

and your step son, has to wait a little longer for both action

Neduzze5: Thank you for everything dear.

you are welcome

[quote author=frank3.16]Princes!!! Instead of updating ur story, u r here reading 'The Religion' don't let me wait any longer[/quote]

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Hi people;
Larry, don't let people get to you that much, you sound hurt:

Thanks HBG, I won't let you get to me; you're doing a perfect job at that.[/quote]yes, am the only authorised pain the neck here atleast where you're concerned

howdy father inlaw?


morning tovot

thank you all
goodmorning!

'let me take you to your room, you need to rest...'

'i don't wanna sleep' Daisy protested, then brought her hand on the face peering at her and gently caressed it, her fingers lingered on his lips.

She smiled then, 'this eyes...' she whispered, 'they attracted and built this love i feel for you over the years...' she said, her face holding a sober and pained look, then she laughed, 'this lips...this lips' she drawled and slowly drew towards him, as if to kiss him.

Jide felt his heart beat stop.

Suddenly, Daisy pushed him away and giggled hysterically, leaning back.

'you got a long way to go!' she croaked.

Jide stood up and shook his head watching her laugh and carelessly
swinging her hands.

'Got you!' she blurted still laughing.

'I need...' she said and stopped laughing abruptly. She concentrated on Jide with the look of someone trying hard to remember something.

'yes!' she said, her eyes sparkled too. 'yes! I need juice...yes juice'.

Then she made to stand up but Jide was by her side pulling her back.

'I'll get it' he said and hurried to the kitchen, coming out later to
hear her singing out of key to the chorus of Chris de Burgh's 'lady in
red'.

He placed the glass of juice on a side table and drew it closer to her, his face holding an amused grin all through. This wife of his was something else! he thought.

Daisy stopped singing then and made to seat up, but Jide was on her side in a flash and helped her up, soon she was draining the content, once through, she hit the glass carelessly on the table, Jide quickly moved the table out of way so she wouldn't cause any more damage. It was a miracle the cup didn't shatter to pieces. He thought.

'thank you!' Daisy quipped excitedly like a satisfied child and leaned back on the settee. Her gaze slowly turned on Jide who was bending over her, her expression suddenly turned sober.

She looked so different, so innocent, more like . . . Breathtaking! Jide thought. Those eyes that had haunted his dreams were looking straight at him now. He saw the pain and hurt in their depths, and felt his heart melt, they also tore at his heart, Jide realised then, that he was probably the one who put them, he felt a sudden urge to make them smile once again.

'am sorry Daisy...' he was saying when Daisy giggled again and made to stand up.

Jide rolled his eyes in resignation and moved to stand in front of her, then tried to pull her down but she resisted.

'no no, i want to go my room' she cried.

'okay' Jide said and stood upright.

Daisy thrust out her left hand and smiled.

'take me to my room then' she said.

Jide took the offered hand and pulled her up effortlessly, thinking that she was getting sober, only for her to begin another number of hers.

This time she was humming loudly and un-rhythmically to the chorus of 'Apologise' by Timbaland.

Jide sighed as he half dragged and half carried his drunk wife to her
room, wondering what song she was humming to this time.

Daisy however, did not relent on her musical rendition as she staggered helplessly all the way to her room.

Jide sighed again and wondered where Daisy pulls out all this songs. Not that he knew exactly what this particular one was about or who sang it.

And so man and wife staggered in the hallway towards Daisy's room, but when they got infront of her room, the door was locked and Daisy could not tell where the key was so Jide led her to this study instead and lay her on his bed. He pulled out her heeled shoes, covered her with a blanket, switched off the lights, quietly closed the door of his study and made for the parlour. Daisy however had not stopped singing when he left.

As he passed her room, he wondered why she would lock her door and where she had misplaced her keys. A funny character she was. Jide concluded and continued on his way, thanking God that she was safe atleast.

'so much for getting married' he scoffed, as he lay down to sleep on the settee after putting off the television.

*****
end of chapter 13.

losprince: Sweet heart IF you don't complete this story I will call of our wedding

oh please don't! don't break what's left of my heart

*******
An unusual noise roused Jide. Waking up, he discovered that he had slept off on the couch. He peered at the clock, the time was 2:10am. He noticed the television was on, and a football match was going on.

Why had he slept off on a couch? Jide wondered momentarily. Then Slowly it started registering - The note he'd seen on the dining, the talk with Adamu on who she'd left with and his angry mood ever since. He had probably slept off while ruminating over this new attitude of Daisy. He concluded.

The sound he suspected roused him earlier on wafted in again, Jide listened closely, it sounded like a car.

A car! He exclaimed in his mind and rushed to the door, opening it just in time to see Ade supporting his wife out from his car and towards the house while she
staggered pathetically.

Jide stood there speechless. it wasn't just the fact that his wife
looked drunk and out of touch, but also the fact that she was being escorted by Ade of all people! That made him so. What had gone wrong? He wondered.

'No need to hold me, i can walk for myself!' Jide heard Daisy say, still he stood at the door and waited the approaching figures.

'you are far too kind, Mr. Ade, but really i've got this' Daisy
protested again, her steps however, didn't show that she could stand much less walk on her own.

'hey hubby! She called excitedly as they stood now facing Jide, but Jide made no move whatsoever.

'hi' Ade said, a flustered look on his face. He would try be diplomatic and nothing else if he wanted to leave in one peace, Ade thought. What would you expect from a husband whose wife was coming home stark drunk
and being supported by the one man you despised? He wondered and put up a complacent smile.

'where are the both of you coming from?' Jide asked, rather calmly. Hands akimbo and still obstructing the way. He sighted Adamu just then, entering his quarters, obviously after getting a fill of Daisy and her stupidity. Jide thought angrily.

'please just let us in, i can explain after that' Ade said trying hard
to support himself and the staggering Daisy.

'no way am gonna let you inside here!' Jide almost shouted.

'okay, i get it, but atleast get her inside' he pleaded.

'you both can get into another fight, but let me go for my juice, room, whatever' Daisy blabbed. Twirling all the while, soon she started struggling free from Ade's hold.

'please take her' Ade pleaded, not sure he could hold on anylonger.

Jide sighed and lay hold the skwirming Daisy from Ade. With an angry look he said: 'goodnight Ade!' led her in and banged the door.

Ade stood there a while, staring blankly at the door. What had he
expected? An invitation inside? An appreciation for a job well done? A pat on the back? 'Oh well' he scoffed, anyone who didn't know Jide well, or their history together would have picked offences. But not him. He was overtly glad to see the end of one the long and scandalous night he had ever experienced.

Shrugging in resignation, he made for his car. And soon he was driving in full speed out of the estate where Jide and Daisy lived.

Back In the parlour, Jide was trying hard to control Daisy, she had suddenly become aggressive and wanting him not to hold or support her.

'am not drunk, am fine! Let me alone!' she screamed

'stay still you f.ool, let me help your pitiable self to your room' Jide cursed.

This was the supposed wife of his who had left a note that
simply read 'gone clubbing!' on the dining for him when he returned from work around six! Now here she was totally drunk, brought home by an annoying friend of his and smelled of smoke and alcohol! Yet instead of
feeling mortified, remorseful or something, she was acting up and trying to push him away!

'let go of me, go and hold the lady in red, leave me alone!' Daisy
screamed on and on like a mad cat, then with all the strength she could muster, pushed Jide away. It had however resulted into her pushing herself away as she came tumbling down, but fortunately landed on a close settee.

'finally!' she said and broke into fits of hysteric laugh. She calmed
down later and stared blankly at Jide.

Jide stood, watching all the dramatics Daisy was displaying. She was on a fiery red mini gown that tightly hugged her figures, her hair was disheveled and a red earring dangled from one of her ears, the other probably came off somewhere. She was staring blankly at him now.

'oh Jide man of my dreams, your lady in red. . .nearly beat me black and blue' Daisy blurted, laughing hysterically again between sentences.

Jide still stood staring at her, he couldn't make out who was the lady on red she kept referring to. Because the only one on red here was her.

Daisy tried to sit up then but fell back onto the settee, she laughed
and rolled her hand lazily in the air, then let it fall back, giggling
in the process.

Jide fell on her side now, a concerned look on his face. His anger fast dissipating and replaced with amusement.

congrats Frank. you achieved a great feat, let the grace upon you be upon me, Amen


*come and take another bow amidst loud ovation*

okay, am completing the chapter today like in an hours time, so keep ur fingers crossed.


and for those rooting for another fight, smh at it, una too like fight sha we'd see wont we?


good evening by the way

HumbledbYGrace: why would I do that?

my bad for asking

ab1x: You're doing a great job. More power to your elbow.

thanks sir.

tijehi: abeg dont end here o.

oya madam back to work oh, i no dey


and vickii,
all those things you mentioned, abeg i need one

merciie: when will Daisy ever stand up for herself in her mind?
Gosh! i was hoping the liquor would buy her a little confidence and self worth

too bad it weakened her.

abeg Brenda make blood your calm down small, those bouncers wont allow the club turn to a wrestling field na. but once they bounce them out, they can continue with their fight, no holds barred

girls sha, person wey dem dey fight for don kukuma comot


and that's how far I've written, thank you all for reading

'both of you are the damn losers here!' Grace countered 'and your friend had it coming like ever since!'

'Grace fi oro le!' (Grace leave talk alone) Ade shouted shaking his head and headed for the seat he'd just vacated.

'no way! i can take up this bit.ch anywhere!'

'let me see you do so, bloody yorubas, running their Sh.it everywhere!' Brenda shot back

'and you're what? Her bodyguard?'

'aren't you ashamed of yourself, fighting a lost cause, he chose her not you, live with the pain bit.ch'

'not after I've shown her a piece of my mind!'

'then what? You still remain the loser you definitely are!'

'atleast I'd show her how losers behave!'

'then why don't you pick on someone your own size'

'you're a walk over for me!'

'let me see how you'd walk over me!'

'I want to go home!' Daisy screamed now, interrupting the drama. She made to stand but staggered back, Ade instantly stood up to support her.

'we are not done here! So you'd better seat tight' Grace directed at
Daisy.

'Dee, so you'd better stay and enjoy how this show unfolds'

'The show would be you screaming all over this floor as i rip at your hair!' Grace said.

Brenda shoved her violently 'then let the action begin!' she said.

Grace got back her composure and lurched towards Brenda for a fight, however some men were already at the sides of the wild-cat ladies threatening hail and brimstone on eachother.

'please take me home' Daisy said softly to Ade who held on to her as he watched the unfolding drama helplessly.

Soon, they left unnoticed by the excited crowd of onlookers and peace makers. As they made their way towards the exit, Daisy could still hear their shouts and barks. What could they possibly say was the reason why they were fighting? She wondered resignedly.

Ade was infinitely glad that he was leaving the scene and club for good. A glance at his watch revealed the time to be one in the morning and this Over zealous and hormonal ladies, were fighting their heads out! The reason for their brawl was staggering away.

'women!' he cursed under his breath.
*******

Br3nd4:

Shey ure continuing? Suspence is not good for my poor heart biko. .

remains a bit more

Vickii Ro: Ooooo God,where is Brenda wen u need her naoo

Brenda don show gen gen
refresh.

But Grace wasn't listening, her
attention was now focused on the lady seating there and staring at her with a forlorn look. She damn well knew who she was! And God, she'd so wanted this day to come! She gave a wicked grin.

'And this is the friend i presume' she asked bitterly her gaze locked on Daisy.

'uhm...yeah, I will be with you a while' Ade said gently shoving her
away, the awkward situation of their meeting suddenly dawning on him.

'not so fast' Grace said shifting away from Ade 'I would love to say hi too'

'I don't think its...'

'don't even interfere in this, go look for another chick or something' Grace said curtly 'I've got this covered' she completed, her attention back on Daisy.

'hello home-wrecker' she called bitterly and moved towards Daisy.

'Really Grace lets go now' Ade tried to intervene.

'are you not going to say hi to me atleast'. Grace continued unpreturbed.

Daisy drained her cup dazed. Meeting the 'lady on red' was the last thing she had ever expected would happen. Unfortunately She never functioned well in surprise meetings. Her nerves were jumbled up, and her body felt weak. She wasn't sure if she could even stand. incase a fight erupted or something.

'Say something to me, you bit.ch! Have you lost all the boldness you
once had? Weren't you the one who came from God knows where to reap where you did not sow!' Grace almost screamed, drawing attention to their table.

'Grace please behave! you are drawing attention' Ade said moving towards her to calm or pull her away, whichever would suffice. He knew what she was capable of and sure didn't like it.

'let me alone Ade! girls like this need to be taught a lesson' Grace
barked shrugging out of Ade restraining hold. 'bit.ch!...' she
continued, 'Why are you here alone, where is the husband you came all the way from the states to steal? Or what? You came alone seeking for another poor girl you would render useless? some man who would fall for you disgusting charm? But I will make sure i tear out your face, as a warning to your type and a souvenir for the weakling, Jide, who foolishly allowed himself to be deceived by snakes like you. Omo ibo oshi! That's how you all go about as who.res putting love portion in
men's food, desperate set of ladies! wolves in sheep clothing!
pretending innocence all over the place, but i tell you, you don't fool
me one bit, i know exactly about your type. . .'

On and on Grace lashed out at Daisy, the scene was a crazy one, Ade was
trying in futility to pull the bent Grace from doing more than just talk
to Daisy, while Daisy cowered backwards in her chair, trying to flee
away from the woman screaming at the top of her voice. If Ade had not
wanted scandal, he was far from getting his wish because almost all
attention were directed at them now.

Some faces held scorn and disgust, others held amusement, yet others held disinterest, while some didn't even turn to them. Those who knew the screaming lady, weren't surprised at usual act.

The music hadn't ceased, but the ambience had changed.

The scenario caught Brenda's attention where she had been flirting with the Amarula gentleman. Soon, she was hurrying to the scene of the trio.

'...Jide was mine alone before you bloody brought your stinking self
to...' Grace was still lashing.

'hey! Hey! Hey! What's going on here?' Brenda shouted, pulling Grace successfully away from her friend.

'what the hell is going on?' she asked again, her eyes darting from one to the other.

No response.

Grace was heaving in anger, a wild flush on her face. Ade stood
motionless his hands on his forehead, while his eyes scanned the spectators. He had a strong feeling that his nightmare was far from over. With the little he'd experienced of the lady on dread-lock over there, he could strongly bet that all was far from over.
Daisy on her part, was trying hard to subdue the tears that threatened to spill any moment.

Seconds which felt like an hour passed, and Brenda was yet to understand what had happened, who this lady was and why her friend was in such a pathetic state.

'do you have a knack for causing trouble wherever you go?' she directed her question at Ade. 'and for the love of Pete! Will someone tell me what happened and who this...' she eyed Grace waving her fingers at her before continuing '...this whatever is?'

'and who the hell are you?' Grace eyed Brenda bouncing back.

'I am a friend of Daisy, now who are you?'

'you're the friend to this bit.ch over here?'

'hey watch your tongue, before i watch it for you!' Brenda said pushing Grace slightly backwards. 'who the hell is she Dee?' she faced Daisy.

'Jide's ex' Daisy said suprisingly finding her voice.

'a what? Did you just say an ex! More like the loser at the end!' she turned to Grace 'Now why were you tripping all over my friend?'