Danhumprey: Chilo raised her skirt up(wondering if it's a mini skirt or one of that her familiar long skirt that usually sweep the ground when she is walking ,that she used to wear when she was in Year one),she then pull her pant down(wondering if it's a G-string or full pant )and then Billy drove in his koboko directly from behind. And Chilo,after enjoying it(Ishilove,don't tell me she didn't enjoyed it otherwise,it will be me and you together in the bathroom! )she now blame the skirt. Yea! Blame the skirt,after all,skirts have now got hands to manipulate their wearers!

This Chilo character is intriguing!


By the way,where is Prophetess,Evangelist,Deaconess Princesa? Come here immediately. It's obvious Chilo need your prayer and deliverance because those 'prophets' that organized that 3days dry fasting and prayer were just doing some abracadabra!

Wow, you deduced all these from one paragraph?

Ishilove:
Wow, you deduced all these from one paragraph?

Does it look like it was deduced from one paragraph?

Danhumprey: Does it look like it was deduced from one paragraph?

You tell me

Ishilove:
Wow, you deduced all these from one paragraph?

shallow mind everywhere


and Dan, i don show
when did you annoint me with all that title

princesa:
shallow mind everywhere


and Dan, i don show
when did you annoint me with all that title

Shallow mind? I rest my case!

By the way,didn't I annointed you 2000 years ago at d inception of Xtianity?

Ishilove:
You tell me

Come on! Don't do as if you don't know!

Danhumprey: Shallow mind? I rest my case!

By the way,didn't I annointed you 2000 years ago at d inception of
Xtianity?

its actually annoint not anointed plus i wasn't even born then, neither were you...

stick to macro economics, your fickle brain can try carry it

No point arguing! I give up. Some people with no sense of humor amazes me alot!

Go and sleep, my children

Ishilove: Go and sleep, my children

Oooh yea! Mummy has just spoken! Mummy,gudmorning and happy Sunday.

#run out of thread before Princesa come and start another arguement#

Danhumprey:
No point arguing! I give up. Some people with no sense of humor amazes me alot!

sorry but your jokes don't tickle my amusement cord


@ishi mummy
goodmorning I've been searching for someone to mother me, so can i adopt you as my mum pls

Ishilove i dont mean to be offensive

please could you draft a prototype of an ideal love letter for me?

chinedumo: Ishilove i dont mean to be offensive

please could you draft a prototype of an ideal love letter for me?

LMAO....... Bia guy,how dare you poke fun at my Mummy Respect ya self o! I don't think I nor Princesa will take dat lightly! (am I right Princesa?)

@ishi-mummy,where have you been You left us alone and starving! Dat's ain't fair!

@princesa,u don't need to ask her to be ur mummy. Didn't u noticed dat she already address us as her children?(in retrospect,she was referring to me and you and probably others) Am I right Ishi mummy?

princesa:
sorry but your jokes don't tickle my amusement cord


@ishi mummy
goodmorning I've been searching for someone to mother me, so can i adopt you as my mum pls

Lol. I also need some TLC too, like so much!

chinedumo: Ishilove i dont mean to be offensive

please could you draft a prototype of an ideal love letter for me?

On my freaking days. Cant find the right smiley.

chinedumo: Ishilove i dont mean to be offensive

please could you draft a prototype of an ideal love letter for me?

Are you in jest or in earnest??

Ishilove:
Are you in jest or in earnest??

You this girl eh! You will not kill me o

Ishilove:
Lol. I also need some TLC too, like so much!

its official! why didn't i see this since

#dancing etighi#

la la la la
ishi is my mummy...


but that step brother Dan, hmm we will see how we can cope in one roof

princesa:
its official! why didn't i see this since

#dancing etighi#

la la la la
ishi is my mummy...


but that step brother Dan, hmm we will see how we can cope in one roof

Which one come be step brother again? Are we not from the same mother(ishilove)? Ok. It seems you want and apology. Then am sorry for chasing you around the forum. If you look closer,you would notice dat i got your back at all time. I dunno why you dey refer to me as step brother now.

In earnest.

I want to understand why you signature says 'love letter is the most romantic thing'

chinedumo: In earnest.

I want to understand why you signature says 'love letter is the most romantic thing'

Well, Chinedu, let's paint this scenario...

You write a letter with yiur handwriting and when you're done, you sprinkle a little of your cologne or aftershave on the note. When your beloved reads the letter written in your handwriting and perceives your scent, her heart is warmed by it.

Danhumprey:
Which one come be step brother again? Are we not
from the same mother(ishilove)? Ok. It seems you want and apology.
Then am sorry for chasing you around the forum. If you look closer,you
would notice dat i got your back at all time. I dunno why you dey refer to me as step brother now.

okay brother, we are settled.


hello ishimummy

princesa:
okay brother, we are settled.


hello ishimummy

Better! I won't have to be chasing you around the Forum anymore.

Ishi mummy,why has thou forsaken us,the children of ur bosom? Hav we annoyed you? If no,then why have you been starving us of update?

@Princesa,hey sis,i haven't had time to read your story,but when I do find time to,I would read it. I HOPE IT WILL BE WORTH READING?

Danhumprey: Better! I won't have to be chasing you around the Forum anymore.

Ishi mummy,why has thou forsaken us,the children of ur bosom? Hav we annoyed you? If no,then why have you been starving us of update?

@Princesa,hey sis,i haven't had time to read your story,but when I do find time to,I would read it. I HOPE IT WILL BE WORTH READING?

Hello my children

Abeg make una no vex. My lappy is having some serious issues o that's why I haven't updated yet.

Ishilove:
Hello my children

Abeg make una no vex. My lappy is having some serious issues o that's why I haven't updated yet.

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naptu2:

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Ishilove:
Hello my children

i knew it was too good to be true


@danbrother
majority can't be wrong, its gonna be worth your read

wont it be better like this. A love letter with a scented t-shirt?

I was actually thinking it was the writings. Didnt know you cared more for smell

Ishilove:
Hello my children

Abeg make una no vex. My lappy is having some serious issues o that's why I haven't updated yet.

@the bolded,come on Mummy! Don't be shy to call us ur children,after all,we have agree to have you as our Mummy. Oya,push that tongue wey you dey show inside ya mouth.

When the forum grew boring, i decided to take time to scan through the various sections of the forum.
I did see a lot of topics in each section. The literature section had stories, poems and the likes.
My intention was to save some pages and maybe re visit during my spare time. I did save some of which the the thread that served as a directory to this one was one.
Going through the thread and flipping through the pages, my only intention was to read for fun when am less busy.
Howbeit, i was magically struck by the plot as a whole. It really got me thinking. Right now, i have hundreds of thought flying in my mind, the story did stir them up.
Good one Ishilove, i guess this story just made me a fan of your work. It was real, frank and bore a message vital for this generation. I commend you. That work will prevent alot of pre marital intimacy, it will reduce abortion, it will serve as an eye opener, it will serve as a motivator, it will serve as a warning; i could keep counting. This work in print would be a blessing to generation untold.
Sorry if i sounded very formal, the story sobers, a food for thought. Thanks for the work.

idnoble135: When the forum grew boring, i decided to take time to scan through the various sections of the forum.
I did see a lot of topics in each section. The literature section had stories, poems and the likes.
My intention was to save some pages and maybe re visit during my spare time. I did save some of which the the thread that served as a directory to this one was one.
Going through the thread and flipping through the pages, my only intention was to read for fun when am less busy.
Howbeit, i was magically struck by the plot as a whole. It really got me thinking. Right now, i have hundreds of thought flying in my mind, the story did stir them up.
Good one Ishilove, i guess this story just made me a fan of your work. It was real, frank and bore a message vital for this generation. I commend you. That work will prevent alot of pre marital intimacy, it will reduce abortion, it will serve as an eye opener, it will serve as a motivator, it will serve as a warning; i could keep counting. This work in print would be a blessing to generation untold.
Sorry if i sounded very formal, the story sobers, a food for thought. Thanks for the work.

Thank you for reading it idnoble. Sex is very powerful, more powerful than most people can imagine. Used wrongly and it can enslave the mind, just as it did Chilo.

Ishilove:
Thank you for reading it idnoble. Sex is very powerful, more powerful than most people can imagine. Used wrongly and it can enslave the mind, just as it did Chilo.

Ishi, leave preaching and give us update na

Ishilove:
Thank you for reading it idnoble. Sex is very powerful, more powerful than most people can imagine. Used wrongly and it can enslave the mind, just as it did Chilo.

Thats true. What intrigues me most is the way you caught how it enslaves.
Brings to my mind the words some one uttered to me earlier this week, "the food you will not eat, dont smell, because the distance from the nose and mouth is not far".
But i did not tell you, i did not read till the last page, i stopped around page 22. The descent of Chilo is painful and disappointing. Scared to read till the end, looks the end would be tragic.