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*walks to stage wide eyed, heart broken but sees people spraying money for me to snap out of my gloom
and bum! i do so*

oh my God
men are the worst
Blue true you talk
am not gonna accept cos he sweet talks
infact so many fish out to catch
just make the smart moves to win the heart
So Olu you are so out of my book
beside its better, i thought i was being hooked
not by the healing of ur touch
but the riches i know you got
but even that is gone
i confirmed thru ur account
it was fun while it last
i know you remba those line

Am free like a bird
no more gonna be two herd
go sow your wild oats
lwhile i build my fortunes
fast before i get sour huntches
since llike you say am getting old
let me make hay while the sun rays
tarra am swinging to eternity
and one day maybe i'd find the tradtional man
tis rather hard in this modern time
well i will survive

*drops mic and seductively catwalk outta the satge
backstage, i got men clamouring for my autograph*

i still want my diamonds
before any further notice


Am traditional
no disputing

she looks like the one
whateva happened to am the sun of ur life
you mean man
you were only in for whats under the skirt
but you'd never have that not even a taste
ok, well buy me a house, infact an estate
paris should do , no i think Miami
that where my friend, you know Moremi
stays with Ricarldo, theyve got this lovely yellow jet
you know i love that colour
just do this babe sunshine,
and have all you want from my body
well thats after the wedding too
you know am traditional
so you love me, you can do that
when do i pick the money from my account
the one in swiss, and better dont delay cos am waiting

oh well,
it will naturally come back to you
and i hope you come drop some bloody and i mean deadly rhymes here


p.s she is my good pal else i would have added her to the deers for the witches

are you Chimanda

let me see

the valentine date

they went to Mr. biggs
To have the lovely valentine sip
she all red and lovly
he's all white and cocky
he orders spanish rolls
she orders rice _{not enuf,} spagheti stuff _{new italian menu they've got}not enuf, ok just get me "ur Valentine package"
waiters say that cost 10, 000 madam
she's like "Honey i can have that no harm?"
he's like sure "its the season of love" inner-heart he is breaking

food done back home
well she wanted more, but he wants her special time
she like 'he pays the bill let him have'
they watch Titanic
'those melodramatic fools' he thinks
he is all yawning and hands straying to her laps
she all protective"let me watch my film"
'but i only want to put my hands under ur skirt' he protest
'what happened to my respect' she flares
"dont give me that after 10,000 off my account'
'you sid i could have it, its not as if i didnt ask'
you are smart you should know the pay-back
'no i dont, xcept you said you will die for me' crocodile tears well up her eyes

done the poem i like you doing
wats up