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Re: Open Mic Night by ariblaze(m): 12:32pm On Feb 04, 2009 |
@epi heard of book of rants? on a more serious note, i like your vent imagine someone yabbing your complexion, lol remember as a young boy growing up, i really wanted to be an oyinbo |
Re: Open Mic Night by ariblaze(m): 12:47pm On Feb 04, 2009 |
*******ok empty hallway, not that i care******* i own the right of way why don't i feel right in my ways the promise of redemption the cry for a revolution my pattern as to change life i would re-adapt to the path is un walked the ground is moist still with lightness of hearts and skipping of feet abound the path i race disclaimer*********i just had to say something |
Re: Open Mic Night by princesa(f): 1:26pm On Feb 04, 2009 |
epi:another thing nairaland is known for |
Re: Open Mic Night by honeric01(m): 7:23pm On Feb 04, 2009 |
Please guys, don't bite me I am scared!!! Anyways, i will try not to faint Cos i have faith, Being away from you kills me my body aches for your touch my lips are dying for a kiss from your soft gentle lips Whispers in the night and holding one another so tight God I crave you with everything I am with every inch of my soul My heart My Being But this is Mere physical pain this is pain I can push aside shutout ah ha! But the loss of you? for lack of better words, mentally, is just to much to bare I know the meaning of LOST, Cause I was Lost my ally my life Till I met you Please tell me I tried. |
Re: Open Mic Night by SeanT21(f): 7:43am On Feb 05, 2009 |
honeric01: Love it!! |
Re: Open Mic Night by honeric01(m): 7:57am On Feb 05, 2009 |
Yippee, now i am happy and free to engage the thread the more, |
Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 9:05am On Feb 05, 2009 |
honeric01: hmmm, 9ice flow honeric01: lol |
Re: Open Mic Night by honeric01(m): 12:02pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
Thanks guys, now I've got my confidence back Now looking bold, standing with my chest shot out to the front Until we meet My nights will be a little colder My days a little shorter My heart will beat a little less rapid Until we meet I know that my arms will be empty My mind hurting from the constant thought of you Minutes will seem to be hours Hours will seem to be months While months will seem like eternity Until we meet The stars in the sky will not affect me with its gleaming sparkles of life Until I am gazing at them in your arms And the food that I eat will not be as fulfilling and nourishing Until it is you that I share the my food with And Until we meet I will not feel whole My world will seem incomplete Until that wonderful day When our eyes make first contact And our bodies and souls collide in blissful whirlwind The words will roll off my tongue like a sweet love song "Hello, my love, I couldn't wait to meet you." Bows to the moody crowd and walks backstage with a slow motion pace |
Re: Open Mic Night by princesa(f): 4:07pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
honeric01:artistically, tis good content wise. . . . . . not bad but meaning. . . . . enuf of all this lovey doveys poem, its to me so unreal try something more horrid, reality-giving jare its not as if love makes tis country go round |
Re: Open Mic Night by honeric01(m): 4:35pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
princesa: Lead the way, at least let me feel the kind of one you want through your own write-ups, i will follow suit. Nobi me start the love one thin thin rhythms now |
Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 4:43pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
honeric01: lol, @princess go easy on d guy, after all, its open mic nite, anytin goes @honeric 01 no mind am jare, click on "lets get bloody with rhymed poem" then u will understand y she is like dis so guy, just flow ur feel, or feel ur flow, or ur flow feel, or feel flow ur, all join, enjoy it, dn't, endure it |
Re: Open Mic Night by princesa(f): 4:55pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
honeric, dont get me wrong you are doing great but right now they aint no steam to push the train just grasp what i mean and do the deal olulu even if i do love poems is more on the real thing as envisioned by me no lovey-doveys stuff |
Re: Open Mic Night by honeric01(m): 5:04pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
@Princesa I didn't get you wrong Just to prove that i wasn't wrong Because i didn't start the love song My brain is quite young To give you more under the sun. @Olulu Thank you my brother She almost turned me to a molar, Thank God for my mother Because she taught me how not to bother When people come with their halla All I've got to say is thank you Halleluyah. |
Re: Open Mic Night by princesa(f): 5:16pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
extraneous way to simply put a point |
Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 5:24pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
staggers on stage, bottle in hand hair rough and uncombed for days eyes blood shot and unfocused picks d mic up from d floor, belched loudly and farts loudly too i always prefer male friends to female they don't gossip , she said, well, we are just friends she added, now my best friend is all broken hearted, and am getting drunk on his behalf, she says, they are just my friends, saw her with sumone, they were too close for comfort told my friend, well, u know, she is very friendly, he said. she says, they are just my friends, heard she went visitng the player in da hood, she went in the morning, came out at nite, my friend asked her about it, she were just watching movies , all day she says, they are just my friend saw her in d nite club, dancing freely and wildly, but d guy was not my friend, 3am, she got into his car well, i guess i can assume he dropped her at home at dat time, right? she says, they are just my friends now she is pregnant and doesn't know who, is the baby my friends's? nope, they had neva had sex said she pregnant virgin, thats a miracle, reminds of somebody in d bible, well, what can i say? too bad she didn't make me too a "friend", that y am drunk, i was not her " friend". drops d mic on d floor, staggers off d stage, farts and belches at d same time |
Re: Open Mic Night by princesa(f): 5:27pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
done the poem i like you doing wats up |
Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 5:37pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
@pincessa u wanna be my "friend" |
Re: Open Mic Night by princesa(f): 5:42pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
let me see the valentine date they went to Mr. biggs To have the lovely valentine sip she all red and lovly he's all white and cocky he orders spanish rolls she orders rice not enuf, spagheti stuff new italian menu they've gotnot enuf, ok just get me "ur Valentine package" waiters say that cost 10, 000 madam she's like "Honey i can have that no harm?" he's like sure "its the season of love" inner-heart he is breaking food done back home well she wanted more, but he wants her special time she like 'he pays the bill let him have' they watch Titanic 'those melodramatic fools' he thinks he is all yawning and hands straying to her laps she all protective"let me watch my film" 'but i only want to put my hands under ur skirt' he protest 'what happened to my respect' she flares "dont give me that after 10,000 off my account' 'you sid i could have it, its not as if i didnt ask' you are smart you should know the pay-back 'no i dont, xcept you said you will die for me' crocodile tears well up her eyes |
Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 5:57pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
breaks bottle and junps back on stage, shouts , where dem dey? hey woman, don't play me for a fool, and pretend to b cool, i want my food, and no won't do, if i pay d bills, then u lick my heels, emotion blackmail don't wrok for me, cos am really mean, u tears would be best kept for for he dat cares, all me want is ur body to caress, u got me all Hot all day, now i gonna pound u till d break of a new day, u are like a gold fish, and a gold fish has no hiding place, and u got me all acting crazy, lay down, and let me touch down, cos ready or not, here i come. flies into the crowd with bottle in hand |
Re: Open Mic Night by bluespice(f): 7:57pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
*fans self* |
Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 8:38am On Feb 10, 2009 |
bluespice: goes after her, , she looks like d one |
Re: Open Mic Night by princesa(f): 2:46pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
she looks like the one whateva happened to am the sun of ur life you mean man you were only in for whats under the skirt but you'd never have that not even a taste ok, well buy me a house, infact an estate paris should do , no i think Miami that where my friend, you know Moremi stays with Ricarldo, theyve got this lovely yellow jet you know i love that colour just do this babe sunshine, and have all you want from my body well thats after the wedding too you know am traditional so you love me, you can do that when do i pick the money from my account the one in swiss, and better dont delay cos am waiting |
Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 3:22pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
princesa: @bluespice now, c what u have done? , sssssssssssh, i will b rite back my princess to u u are still priceless, u know, baby, i was drunk, had gas in my lungs, was not thinkin straight, almost crashed into a gate. i thot she was u, cos she wore ur shoe. u are d only one for me, and witout u there aint no me, yeah i like to go under ur skirt with no stress but ur body is not all am after, its ur heart is dat really matter, buy u a house? an estate? baby, u starting to sound desperate, no problem taking u to miami to see moremi, but no jet instead , we would take the train, would prevent jet lag strain, get wedded to you? before i get to do u? but am entitled to a taste of the pudding, to be sure its good for eating cos after d wedding, i don't want to be regretting. money in ur account? well, u just gimme dis discount u know, lay down on d sofa, allow me do u body proper, with ur legs wrapped around me waist, and tightly clasped round my head will be ur wrists. to d bed we go, and i will take it slow. i neva keep a lady waiting, just spread out and give me a taste of ur pudding |
Re: Open Mic Night by princesa(f): 4:53pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
i still want my diamonds before any further notice Am traditional no disputing |
Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 5:33pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
princesa: diamonds? almond? mangoes? carrots? same ni jo u just quit being stubborn, and come to big daddy let big daddy treat u rite, squeeze it in where its most tight (ouch) u gettin old, and u need some one to hold, so come closer, hey, young lady, closer come on young lady, kiss daddy, don't be shy, just do it |
Re: Open Mic Night by bluespice(f): 6:16pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
olulu u got her all hot and Hot by ur words, wet and warm by ur swag but if u thot that was enough to get her wild and willing, think again my dear 'cos it takes more than sweet words to seduce this lady more than diamonds to get her singing and definitely more than swag to make her crazy *blows a kiss to him while sashaying to the bar* get with the flow fellas! |
Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 9:00am On Feb 11, 2009 |
bluespice: hmmmmm, drops d mic, jumps off d stage, finally, she noticed me trails her to d bar, looks behind to b sure princessa is nowhere in sight hmm, nice butt, grabs bluespice from d back, and spins her around, holding her tight, up close and personal, and , u know baby, u could b me lady, u got all what i want in a woman, and with u by me side, i will b da real man, just let me b ur spice, and i will neva tell u a lie. but i will treat u rite, squeeze u tight, put u in d spot lite and make u shine please don't take to flight, cos of love's fright my body yearns for you, and am willing to go down on you, (huh) haaa, cancer of d mouth? well, i will have 2check to b sure this won't be my last month u not sure of me intentions? i assure u, dis ain't no infactuation love? lust? together lets find out, so as to remove all UN-sexy doubt give big daddy a hug, be bitten by d love bug, then lets go to me quarters, i will do u better, take u harder, do u faster and pound it in deeper and deeper, and then take u to d 9th wonder, till u shout dat am da best black brother u ready? then hold on steady. u just say d word, and let me rock ur world pulls her alongs with him, they head 2wards d door, |
Re: Open Mic Night by princesa(f): 12:31pm On Feb 11, 2009 |
*walks to stage wide eyed, heart broken but sees people spraying money for me to snap out of my gloom and bum! i do so* oh my God men are the worst Blue true you talk am not gonna accept cos he sweet talks infact so many fish out to catch just make the smart moves to win the heart So Olu you are so out of my book beside its better, i thought i was being hooked not by the healing of ur touch but the riches i know you got but even that is gone i confirmed thru ur account it was fun while it last i know you remba those line Am free like a bird no more gonna be two herd go sow your wild oats lwhile i build my fortunes fast before i get sour huntches since llike you say am getting old let me make hay while the sun rays tarra am swinging to eternity and one day maybe i'd find the tradtional man tis rather hard in this modern time well i will survive *drops mic and seductively catwalk outta the satge backstage, i got men clamouring for my autograph* |
Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 2:35pm On Feb 12, 2009 |
@bluespice and princessa money can never buy me love, it could only rent ur love. my ex- priceless princess olulu is my name, being a playa is my game, and we are not 2 dat is d same, though i stake no claim to fame, but my account aint lame, u sure is a fine, sexy dame, so gettin into u was my aim, but d plan just true neva came. am glad u hopped out when u did, though disappointed i neva got to hit "it", u were only in for my money, u never really wanted to b my real honey, thus u tried to treat me like a bunny, no wonder u always acted corny. though i never claimed to b innocent, but u always tried to milk me to my last cent, u think am just all talk? then, it seems u have been talking to ur rubber duck. am d doctor of love, i don't pay money for love, cos, money can't buy u true love, it can only for a while rent u love, well, i could still give u a 2nd chance, cos i still want to eat ur "yam". . . . . . am willing to 4give u all ur sins and even more, just make sure u "cum" and sin no more, u game? then just "say my name" walks off, whistling and singing destiny's child, "say my name, say my name, ", |
Re: Open Mic Night by princesa(f): 4:12pm On Feb 12, 2009 |
*walks to the stage with so much tumbling emotions, sadness, gladness, regrets, shrugs and continue* Such is life To loze, win and sometime be an ex And a priceless one, its better I guess Knowing I had u once for myself Makes me adapt with no stress And No! No! I don’t want 2 come back You are not even the faithful type Neither am I, that I say with no hype So, I think I should fly, spread my wings quite high Get to know the good and bad Not stay hook to one guy That aint even the way I am Fat accounts too get me all due Beside what’s the world without its force Love not on it, is so very rude Quit fronting and satisfy a lady’s money yearn And see how she’s gonna be on bed Yet my friend am still my kind So very deep and florescence natural Don’t think I lie when I claim traditional That’s all I want, anything short is dumb And I contradict with every force But what’s a life without fun Tis to me a wound forever sore Though am not some wet blanket Condemned to eternal chastity Carrying the flag of St. Michael Neither will I be some shy virgin Cos on the hour I call heavenly Right after the white wedding A touch I give is to the skin fire blazing And he might think she was just fronting All the while playing like a meek nanny virgin But then again who cares, what I believe is more to me Than any law or principle guiding their point of view Am me, plain me *walks out feeling appeased* |
Re: Open Mic Night by bankhead(m): 12:36pm On Feb 13, 2009 |
for the first time ever please welcome on , BANKHEAD, YOUR POETIC TICHA, THANK YOU [color=#006600][/color]stop and stare because she has it all in her hair her beauty is the least of all she has to bear but she waits patiently for you to care, for your fountain to fill her with waters so pure and clear stop fooling around,the spirit of valentine is in the air, funny, thats why she is there, |
Re: Open Mic Night by C2H5OH(f): 8:23am On Feb 14, 2009 |
*_* I am death I thirst for blood like a hungry mosquito My suffocating grip is poision to any soul Tunes of panegyrics are music that dance me My venom is genetically programmed to bring tears to your mother Your dreams are my envy, I yearn to destroy them Destruction is my friend, together we ruin Unseen, but forever is my presence felt |
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