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VickyRotex:
I [i]beleaf[/i ] you

are you sure ya still on it, or ya just starting?

Haha!

All of the above

VickyRotex:
Happy Friday, hun!

How's our animal pishure thread coming along?

Same swry



I'm still on it

Corbin:

Anything for me this p.m?

Zimri:
WHY EATING SHOE? FISH DON FINISH!

Maybe


Following

Choi!

"He later said, ‘If someone had to die, I thought it should be me’."

Oh! What a love

Zimri:
NO GO TRY AM OOO... MAY THE PEACE OF GOD BE WITH YOU

Haha!

And also with you too

Zimri:

Soak the meat inside potash and the Poison will be gone

Wow

Zimri:
WE CAN ALL BE MUSCULAR. ISN'T IT?

Wonderful

Interestingly interesting.

Zimri:


GIGANTIC DNA

More please

WarriFirstSon:
Oh. Please welcome me by not liking my posts

If I could like it a thousand times, I will

This is so hilarious

Nairalanders chai

Bartork:
You just want to spoil my paroles

Well

Means I'll be stuck on you then

I'm not spoiling anything jare

Bartork:
Chaiiii

You don cast me

Why tell everyone am a black fair guy

Loling at Black fair guy

Bartork:

Pure set of dentition, like this.

WarriFirstSon:

Welcome to likers paradise

punisha:
Damn nikka

Issokey...


nobody should quote me... I'm slawomirs uncle from the village.

LMAO

Bartork:
Can you blame me

Standing with the cowards has its own benefits

Lolz

Bartork:
I no even fit fight

Once fight start na to run

If them start small noise my heart go don dry cut

So no worry. Before them go beat me I Don surrender

Hahahaha

Na mouth you get

pDudd:
Back then in UI, I was tall and I had a chunky friend I used to call Big Dog. Big dog was a dark skinned Yoruba guy who had body and had Yoruba swag.

Now if you went to UI, you will know Sultan Bello Hall and it's dome called "Bello Dome." Lots of people used to do wedding receptions in Bello Dome and it was often a thing of repute to be a student in Bello Hall and be able to sneak into one of those wedding receptions.

One Saturday, they were holding one of those receptions and from the arrangement and decorations happening in the morning that day, it was like that reception was going to rock. And that period, kobo not dey anybody pocket and all boys were hungry. That's how I contacted Big Dog all the way in Zik Hall and told him to show, because we must enter that party. We used our last kobo to go and barb hair and ironed our whitest agbada and decided to enter.

Normally those parties require IV card to enter inside because they knew that students may want to fall inside and enjoy free food. But me and Big Dog looked like dignitaries. Infact, Big Dog resembled an Otunba and I resembled his boy. That's how both of us entered and got to the place where they are checking IV. Big Dog just talked one jagajaga alaye Yoruba talk and next thing they opened way for us because they thought he was a big man . They led us to one nice table that was already decorated with small chops.

Chai, see enjoyment. Small time they will bring juice, after a few minutes, they will bring wine, then malt, then bottle water, then peppersoup, etc. Small time they will check on us to know if we are having a good time. Me I dey form yankee ajebutter and Big Dog dey form Chief Otunba Big Dog. Omo! We chop every every. They kept bringing different types of food to our table and asking us if we are ok. Hahahahahahaha. That's how broke boys chop life that day.

Big Dog, if you're reading this, I miss you bro.

Wonderfully narrated

Bartork:
Leave that lady ooo

No let me and you fight

I respect you ooo


Abi what ya say @PrincessB1

Biko no fight

Na family we be here.

StubbornGENIUS:
Oh that's great.The world's economy needs all hands on deck especially the experts like you.

True talk

Hope you are doing great?

Corbin:
:Dgood morning

Same o

Hope your doing good?

StubbornGENIUS:
You just jakpa for this thread,habatically!

Work tinz

Corbin:

Mr gister

Too much gist dey here o

Habatically!

Two Weeks pregnant with bump

LMAO

VickyRotex:
Proxy: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Who did that?

VickyRotex:
Proxy: they chased Vicky away for 4 days so she sent me as a Proxy to reply her mentions

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

VickyRotex:
Proxy: Awwww we missed you!

I'm good, darling

Trust your weekend is going well!

Which one be proxy proxy
Ayam Not understanding.


Same here