McCoy662:
Long story short, I got drunk, entered wake keeping of my neighbor and burst cry. The worst part is that I came late and everywhere is scanty already. All eyes were on me, people tried to calm me down but I refused oo until the man's wife called me to talk to me... I didn't even understand what she was saying cos the drink has disconnected my brain, so I stood at the center crying oo. Not that I'm ralated to the deceased in anyway. When I woke up the next day, I wished I could just disappear

Hehehe

You were crying more than the bereaved because of alcohol effect, that's serious

TheSuperb:
Mine was the day I was pressed in the market. I started heading home immediately not knowing the worst was yet to come.
Half way home, come see traffic. I started sweating profusely. I immediately alighted from the vehicle and took a bike.
When I got to the gate, it was as if the force increased by 100.
To cut the whole story short, it didn't allow me remove my belt and trousers o. Both the trouser and the idiot were dropping at thesame time.
My people, I shit for my cloth o

LMAO

NiRfreak:
A female doctor was part of the team of doctors that did surgery on me... she was the one who draped and shaved my preeq me in the surgery room before surgery started...inshorrt she saww my preeq all through the surgery.....And she was the one assigned for post surgical follow up... chai..and na one small gal...very embarrassing

L Lz

She was only doing her job
No need to be embarrassed

CalliDora1:


Thanks dear.
This are the basics of skicare we teach our students at our skicare training academy. Just giving it away as my own little xmas bonus to my nairaland family.

Enjoy!

Thanks a bunch.
Following

Nice thread

This bridge again?

Liposure:
i pity you

Pity yourself first

Liposure:
come and join mancity the best team in the world

Lol, enjoy your best team

#Team Arsenal#

Jesu

Unbelievable

Arsenal for Life

We will rise again.

Lovely

This is real transformation

Good move

So nice of him

endsarrrs:
You are funny

L L

Too many snake thread.
OP you are lucky.

Lala where art thou?

Another snake thread

Someone's special food yaf landed o

Eh!

2015 thread on FrontPage?
Even the OP last seen was 2019.
Warris happening?

Wow!

Astonishing

Someone will gladly sleep on it comfortably

He is Lala

Awwwn

Talented dog.

Jeez!

So, female genital mutilation is still practiced in some part of the country

It is well.

You mean your friend killed this in his compound?
His compound must be their abode.


Watch out for more

Hmm

Lastmankc:
lala don't fancy croc but snakes.He's a snake god

He does, as far as the animal is under the class of reptilia.

Christmas palliative blessing.

I'm sure Lala won't mind a bite of the prepared scrumptious croc delicacy as it propels through his gastrointestinal tract

Serves him right

Politicians and empty promises are 5&6

What the hell is Jesus never bleep up ministry?
The program title is also funny.
LMAO

Odozenya nini.
They won't hustle to make a decent living instead they are running after nonsensical shortcut.

Good they met their Waterloo today

Again?

Jeeeeez