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He soon be sacked on earth 🌍 by God

What are they protesting for today!! These Sowere is a menace 😀😀😀💪

This is HUGE, if they can reach a compromise on a Southern candidate who’s willing to run Faust for a four year tenure then it’s all over for APSHIT 😂😂😂😂😂

numericalguy:
Same Edo that northerners used to go and raid for S L A V E S in the olden days
Same Edo that could not even stand Egbira people from Kogi state

A handful of Fulanis clashed with "rugged" cultists in the bush and it resulted into the death of over 20 cultists while no single Fulani was killed.


BTW, I am a northerner

See this dundee!!! You think that it’s only Edo people that’s waiting for you guys to make any silly moves? Just pray that your people don’t make more silly mistakes if not you will learn the hard way that it is all the southern states that is waiting to bounce and feast on your fleshes you bastards!!
BTW! I’m not from Edo or South South

BlueStripper:
I know emotions are high but this is not the best time for anyone to speak. Non Arewa's will never know the pain our people are going through. We are being persecuted in and outside our lands.

Hausa's are not Fulani's. We are peaceful and learned people.

We love to share.

We deserve to be loved.

All we have done is live peacefully and open our arms to receive everyone, including the Fulani's. But what did we get in return?

My brother I feel your pains and I can assure you that we the Southerners love the Hausas but you see those Fulani’s I wish you guys can separate yourselves from them so that Nigerians can feast on them! We don’t even need the help of the Hausas to get this done but all we just want is if you guys can separate yourselves from them and watch the southerners and Middle Belts erase them within a few hours

Sonnobax15:

KDB,you don try.......

Once thrashed by Chelsea but became the star boy at Man. City...

If Arsenal were to be a responsible club,next season should be their season to lift the EPL throphy....But between Dem and Ghana black stars,I no just know who useless pass

Kai! Charly!!! I Dey craze?? Why bring us into this What does the BlackStars of Ghana 🇬🇭 got to do with this post

I Dey craze abiiiii 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Politicstoday:
Natasha H Akpoti COME ABI E NO COME?

Natasha f00lling Ododo and a case study of Bello vs Natasha is like a story of a smart Igbo business man and a f00lish customer.

An Igbo engineer couldn't find a job so
he opens a clinic and puts a sign
outside

"GET TREATMENT FOR 20k -
IF NOT CURED I WILL PAY BACK 100k ".

A lawyer thinks this it's a great
opportunity to earn 100k and went to
the clinic...

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of
taste"

Igbo Man: "Nurse, bring medicine
from box no.22 and put 3 drops in
patient's mouth"

Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"

Igbo Man: "Congrats, your sense of
taste is restored. Give me 20k"

The annoyed lawyer goes back after
a few days to recover his money...

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I
cannot remember anything"

Igbo Man: "Nurse, bring medicine
from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in
his mouth"

Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene.
You gave this to me last time for
restoring my taste"

Igbo Man: "Congrats. You got your
memory back. Give me 20k"

The fuming lawyer pays him, and
then comes back a week later
determined to get back 100k.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become
very weak"

Igbo Man: "Well, I don't have any
medicine for that, so take this 100k"

Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But
this is 20k, not 100k"

Igbo Man: "Congrats, your eyesight is
restored. Give me 20k"

NATASHA HAS ALWAYS BEEN SMARTER THAN THEM.

Nice 👍 one

guysbewise:
IPOB cannot face them in their villages in the SE but have relocated to Uromi to set travellers on fire after they have been setting their own people on fire in the SE.
What if the travellers carried the dane guns for their own protection from bandits in the North.

You don of a bastard prostitude. You will be next to be set on fire and I will bring the equipments to make you burn to ashes

zero8zero:
And Natasha narrated a story as if it was her first time visiting Akpabio's residence for a get together. Fear women.

That’s deep

Understanding wife go and seat down

Where’s the moon

That’s my president

lailo:
Why the curse nah? I only appreciated your hussle and I feel to help
Be careful to send helpers away young lady

Damn you

2025 to 2027 promises to be more interesting considering the turn of events and potentials

I heard Yarima’s father is among the Islamic teachers that bought the IED

MadamExcellency:
Wike said the same thing. He threatened to put fire and destabilize any State that the governor supported Fubara.

Now you understand politicians in Nigeria.

Is it not obvious that politicians are responsible for all the evil things that have been happening in Nigeria

Authoreety:
interesting ..... let seyi go and bail her

I guess he will do so but just want her to learn her lessons. 10M bail is high for her and I don’t think that she can afford it.

Las las the family will go begging seyi to release her

Read the bolded slowly… …………….


We will show the Federal Government our true colors… ——-(Bauchi State Governor to Tinubu)


Then imagine something… You’re responsible for whatever you think or imagined… the answer lies with you

Too bad

JobAndVacancies:
2024 was a year of loss to many.
I staked my full Salary on Real Madrid to either win or draw Milan but they lost 1-3, I nearly committed suicide that month cos it wasn't easy.
People also borrowed money from me and I touched my savings and emergency and lent 30k, 20k and other amounts of money but till date they all refused to refund or pay back.
This year I have promised to be very hard on myself.
The emilokan drug baron's administration isn't helping matters either, money doesn't have value anymore due to the cost of living..
The only achievement I made last year was just feeding myself, nothing tangible or meaningful achievement last year despite all the hustles.
Recently , I went to the market with 50k to purchase some cheap clothes but the money could only acquire a palms, sandals, belt, two boxers and one trousers.
If you're supporting this administration it will never be well with you and your generations.

Oh shut up your dirty mouth

Was the Tinubu administration that asked to go into betting your salary? Can you hear yourself speak? A full grown man staking his full salary on match bet? You should quit the job and go into betting full time.

You can imagine you laying curse of people supporting the Tinubu administration just bcuz of your foolishness, most of us are not happy with the high cost of living but we’ve no choice than to support the administration to do better instead of laying curses

Ojuntana:
The tax bill is a needless distraction

A lot of ignoramus are forming woke with bills that they don't even understand because they think it only hurts the "parasitic" North.

Unfortunately for most of this woke but unintelligent southerners, VAT compliance is low in the north which accounts for why there's low VAT returns.

In other words, southerners will see a further shrink in their income with the increase in VAT by 20% to 12.5% from 7.5%.

Thus, when you buy something of N5000, instead of the present N375 VAT which makes the total cost N5,375, you will pay N625 VAT which makes the total cost of your purchase go up from N5,375 to N5,625.

If you paid via transfer, you will pay extra 5% VAT on the amount transferred and a another N50 for electronic levy recently introduced which will make your total cost N5,675 instead of the initial N5,000.

Now imagine having to pay N675 extra any time you spend N5,000. That's what the VAT aspect of the bill does to the average Nigerian.

Would you mind stating the portion of the reform bill that explains better on this VAT that you mentioned above?

This is sad, I wonder how these terrorists continue to launch such successful attacks against our soldiers….

Well, in the other news, I never knew I was going to MISS Buhari until last Christmas when I went to buy chicken 🐓 😂😂

Napata77:
Oga carry your wahala and go abeg...

Boys dey find food chop, you, you say you lose 30 million dollars.

Make we cry for you?

Or carry placard?

Rich man.

There is more millions of dollars in your account, so go and rest, please.

As if you would have shared the money with us if you hadn't lost it.

Money miss road man.

In fact you people should not annoy me with any useless news this morning.

He was not the one that made you hungry and I guess with attitude of yours, hunger will be child’s play compared to what you’re about to witness if you don’t behave yourself… that’s if you get sef in the first place…

Trust ABA people to protect against this exorbitant increment

Nigeria might be heading to a one party system if nothing is done urgently and that will spell doom for our democracy

Everyone wants to join the APC, what happens to the other parties? Why create parties only to use them as a stepping stone to limelight and defect to the to the ruling party

In other words the rest political parties in Nigeria are just meant for nursery 😂😂😂

They should maintain the tempo and flush out those criminals

Nairaland won’t allow me upload some throwback comments from people insulting Buhari as the worst president of Nigeria

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