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Rapmoney:
So many undergraduates, including those in their final year in school erroneously think that life on campus and life outside campus are same thing. Far from it!!! Life outside campus could just be a sharp contrast to life on campus Foresight is better than hindsight...as Book of Proverbs says in the Holy Book, 'A wise man sees trouble on the way and hides himself but the foolish man sees it and walks into it'. The wise man will surely learn by foresight while the foolish man learns by hindsight...after he has entagled himself

Below are things life will teach you when you expire from the campus

1) Life will teach you that creating a romantic relationship with a responsible lady is no longer based on your looks or swaggz but how stable you are financially, emotionally and religiously In school, you had it easy in getting Kemi to fall over you, abi? You should even think like a grown man before you leave that Ivory Tower!

2) Life will teach you that it is good to work hard to get good grades but not putting all your hopes on degrees and being enterprising and creative is excellent!!!

3) Life will teach you that you should have the fun while it lasts but don't waste your precious time and future banking on relationships that might not see the light of the day after campus!

4) Life will teach you that those people you and your crew were referring to as 'dull and a nobody' might be very intelligent without you knowing. Don't be surprise when you see them in later years in enviable positions in their respective careers! The Ukwuani people of Delta State say, 'Chiosa'...it means that destinies differ! Just because you are close to some corrupt lecturers and they give out marks to you doesn't mean you should look down on everyone!!!

5) Life will teach you that your parents did a lot for you by sending you to school. If you allow heavy hips and water-melonic boobs (Abeg, whatever that means) to confuse, distract and mesmerize you, you are on your own To see a child through higher institution in Nigeria today nor be bread and Akara o! If na lie I lie, go ask your palee for house!

6) Life will teach you that you should never have compared your life with that of the female. They are and will always be ahead of you in emotional maturity! They might get married before you even think of rounding off your Youth Service Scheme!!!

7) Life will teach you that life, itself, has changed! If you feel you have been a salary earner by deceiving your parents for money back home with cooked-up stories, only to waste it on fruitless things, you will surely get the message vividly when you discover that the cash doesn't come again. You'd need to get up and do something.

8. Life will teach you that you dated some nice girls who you would want for a wife ...you just couldn't help losing them but you did because they are always readily available to be taken far more than you


You can add yours...

Good evening everyone!!!

this are the kind of guys I roll with #antijonsing

Tolexander:
Opera mini cheat in 2011 wouldn't make me know how much mtn was selling the data plan

Same thing psiphon is doing for me now!

Wats d latest tweak dude?

I don't know y dis services providers dey put voicemail for dier list of services. I jus dey wonder if naija pple dey use am sef and what's the use of it when u can send a txt msg#jstsaying

Lwkmd chei

Downloaded!!! Thanks a lot brodas

Nigga I fit see am 4 play store ba?

Hello house, does anyone know an app
dat can be used for viewing dstv live on Android , saw a guy with s4 viewing it live but d nigga refused to share or tell me d app (small pikin stuff) wanna throw it to my tech gurus in d building

you jst knw how to write!wow

wales774:
And u wil contiue to shake ur head till u die , u dis muran ,do u realise how lives has been lost.....u must be d biggest fool in the world .....I don't blame yah mama, cos u not be affected directly,
Big fuuuuuuuuul

and dis is some1's boyfriend
girls are very strongg oh

wales774:
Igbo people are just bastardooooooooo,that why the back of their head dey flat,they wan wey escape flat back head ,him go be like bull head with horn...does are characteristic of bastaaarrrd children with no pigment

age is just a number.
Wisdom wasnt shared evenly thats y at times i just shake my head and walk away
i guess uve nt seen and dealt with real humans

hey bro,dnt put urself in trouble.dat boss of urs is smarter dan u think.all he needs is a frame up to cover his "weakness"

im sure dat man did dat for a reason.he knws in d court he has an 80% chance of winning d case afta bribing d rite pple nd claiming 2 be mentally challanged.
My verdict,let him be fed to d ever hungry lions in d zoo.i tink he is ripe enough

parrygee:
A wife is a companion and helper. All this rshp ish is just for konji.

whalai,dats d point if she/he aint a helper nd a trust worthy companion,its no use wasting ur resources.
D Bleep is jst a bonus but d average youth use it as a yardstick.#acidikx

[b][/b]gentlemen,when ure in a discussion with a group of pple nd at dat awkward moment when 2 girls ask u 2 different questions at d same time.
N.B they are not ur lovers just girlfriends,how do u answer one without making d other feel inferior.
dis tin don do me tire,ladies can also share dier view na una we dey hustle for [b][/b]gentlemen,when ure in a discussion with a group of pple nd at dat awkward moment when 2 girls ask u 2 different questions at d same time.
N.B they are not ur lovers just girlfriends,how do u answer one without making d other feel inferior.
dis tin don do me tire,ladies can also share dier view na una we dey hustle for.

d musician is d one to be married,he really cares about where she is going to in dat he has to keep an eye on her.if also he didn't take d initiative d story won't be told#jah bless

good thinking good product

ill jump down take d axe nd fight d lion.a male lion gives up easily unlike d lioness who attack in numbers

thanks a lot but y can't it be just 1 method,d illustration of travelling time nd finance are d major factors nd urgency too
but death doesn't need various methods nd such factors above since d end is d same.
I don't know if u understand me lol

I don't know if dis is d.rite section but ask it I must
in d law court,when someone is sentenced to death,why are d methods specified i.e death by hanging,electrocution,firing squad e.t.c.is it dat d higher d brutality of d death,d greater d punishment after death?death is death why being specified

I don't know if dis is d.rite section but ask it I must
in d law court,when someone is sentenced to death,why are d methods specified i.e death by hanging,electrocution,firing squad e.t.c.is it dat d higher d brutality of d death,d greater d punishment after death.death is death why being specified

lol

cant see ya

can't shout

silence

From my observation and personal experience,I noticed dat there comes a time in many young men's life,mostly between the age of 20-25 when he starts to have erotic feelings for GOOD LOOKING married/very matured ladies.
I Don't know if anyone has observed dat also.
Shey e dey normal,or make the guy go wash em head for okija shrine to pursue dose wey dey follow am from village?

u been dey hustle for long,u com hammer,com say make u blow one of ur"small jeeps" fall in villa
na I'm one gurl wen been dey do guy for u b4 com begin dey give u signal
u no send am,finally she con burst ur brain wit okpata say e don tey wey she been dey eye u but she no get d mind to tell u,but she just use all her courage say make she yarn u d koko.
well I no know wetin u go tell am,but if na me?lol
I go just start crocrodile tears,
babe:love?why are u crying,is it something I said.
me:so U neva hear.
babe:hear what?
me:u never hear who die?
babeshocked)who died?
me: (sniffs fairly)e been dey travel from overseas say make e com Nigeria but dey kill am for airportoooooh eewo
babe : who be dat nah
me :na love ooo,e don die na d burial I say make I come.
if na u wetin u go do


no mind me jawe goodmorning my neighbors!!

Parents,if u had d opportunity to" re-brand"ur kids,would u like them "aje butter or aje pako"considering d state of Nigeria.
Youths,would u have preferred it if u were a "pako pikin or an ajebo pikin"

Lolz una no nice here@all

mathmatica: Tramadol is better than alcohol.... take between 120g to 1200g depending on level of addiction.

Lolz una no nice here@all

Hi dudes I just wan know how una take dey cope for party.
As in when una guys dey high wetin una dey take to dey alright apart from malt nd farouz