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OnionBandit:
Claim fire! Na Abaribe produce the hunchback?

If Abaribe had opted to be imprisoned in place of Kanu, Will he still be held hostage after Kanu has been re-arrested?

pansophist:
Me too, I no send football. Give me a good political, historical, or NatGeo documentary with popcorn, and I am a happy man. The only time I watch football is during the world cup because it brings out the patriotism in me. But normal Chelsea and Arsenal, for what na? I don't do that.

I really had to confirm i wasn't the one who typed this. This rhymes exactly with my interests

I have always prayed that Igbos should push for secession without involving the south south because the south south is really jeopardizing the struggle.

There are some states in the south south that are totally in support of Biafra such as Cross river and Akwa Ibom but do not want to be directly involved.
Only Referendum will tell. So let's not force people against their wish. When it's time for a referendum, the south south will choose where to belong.

I am happy that after the Arise TV interview with Buhari, many Igbos are now campaigning for an independent Igbo nation. Let everyone choose where to belong in the coming referendum as it is now crystal clear that soonest there will be a referendum.

Taeewo:
NYSC don't consider Asmathic patient, they believe u will b fine any where u r posted.... They will only consider posting u to urban area of that state..

Tanx bro

I havent been posted actually but i would love to be posted there...only if the weather will be friendly to my health and thats what i actually want to know.

Please friends i want to know if i can survive in kaduna state based on the too much cold from what i have heard and the much dust during the dry season cos i am asthmatic and i would love to serve in kaduna but i have never been to the north.

Imagine i was chatting with my long time female friend and after telling me she missed me she went ahead to prove she didn't even know who she was chatting with.

The easiest way to know a nagging woman: Just ask her to pray for breakfast. If she's going to be a nagging wife, you'll beg her to stop praying so you can eat and go to work.

Is this a message by Ngige that he is not experiencing the economic downturn or he is trying to call all Nigerians PDP loyalists? Or maybe he just wants to record his own lie in "all promises cancelled" aka APC.

BREAKING: Wike
Dissolves Governing
Council of RSUST and
Others
on June 18, 2015 |

News

Rivers State Governor Barr.Nyesom
Wike has announced the dissolution of
the Following state owned institution
Governing Council’s:Rivers State
University of Science and
Technology,Rivers State School of
Health,Rivers State College of Arts and
Science,Rivers State Polytechnic and the
Ignatius Ajuru University of Education.

The dissolution was contained in a
statement issued few minutes ago in
Portharcourt by the Special Assistant on
Media to the Governor Mr.Opunabo
Nkor-Tari and made available via email
to Supreme News.The governor
however,warned of any attempt to
sabortage the dissolution.

It will be recalled that the governor had
since May 29 he was sworn
in,embarked on Dissolution of all the
state owned
institutions,agencies,boards and
Parastatals.

BREAKING: Wike
Dissolves Governing
Council of RSUST and
Others
on June 18, 2015 |

News

Rivers State Governor Barr.Nyesom
Wike has announced the dissolution of
the Following state owned institution
Governing Council’s:Rivers State
University of Science and
Technology,Rivers State School of
Health,Rivers State College of Arts and
Science,Rivers State Polytechnic and the
Ignatius Ajuru University of Education.

The dissolution was contained in a
statement issued few minutes ago in
Portharcourt by the Special Assistant on
Media to the Governor Mr.Opunabo
Nkor-Tari and made available via email
to Supreme News.The governor
however,warned of any attempt to
sabortage the dissolution.

It will be recalled that the governor had
since May 29 he was sworn
in,embarked on Dissolution of all the
state owned
institutions,agencies,boards and
Parastatals.

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Tuesday, June 9, 2015

In an effort to vindicate the Governor of Rivers State
Nyesom Wike who cried out bitterly after becoming
Governor that Ameachi and his men looted the
government house dry, the Nigeria Police Force
have recovered 10 cars allegedly stolen during the
time Ameachi was still governor of the state.It was
gathered that the cars were recovered in Obio
Akpor Local Government Area of Rivers State.

The vehicles recovered includes a Coaaster bus,
two Nissan Urvan buses, two Higer vehicles, one
Land Cruiser, one Toyota Hilux Pick -up, one
Peugeot 607 Saloon car and two Peugeot 406 cars.
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hiteelong:
fire, roast, jam, stab, hang, imprison, shoot, AK47, kill................ for God's sake DTS no longer a prayer

you forgot crash and bomb

Swegzfreak:
Make I pray 4 her 2... Make the fuel tanker of nnpc matrimonial fall upon her life nd burn her to ashes!!! Amen!!

bro u must really be the partner for this lady

Do you think this lady is insane or just too desperate for a partner?

The news of Davido graduating with first class
just gave me hope that I can become an
Astronaut, Architect, Lawyer and a brain surgeon
at the same time.
-Basketmouth posted this on his Facebook wall today.

Now that the sun is rising people have started to claim relationship.
People lie against the living, why wont they lie against the dead which can't defend themselves?
Ojukwu will see this man when he gets there. I know Odum so well.
By the way waiter give every body here one bottle of Hero.

Na wa o. They have been doing this and nothing happened. is it now that it will happen? What kind of govt will connect a power cable that falls below the roof? when there's no power in the cable it becomes a rope. A dead snake cannot bite. learn to use things to ur advantage.

When Niger delta militants threatened that Nigeria
economy will drop if Jonathan loses some thought
it was an empty threat but they were wise to do it
codedly. Nigeria is not lacking fuel but people who
own the fuel do not want to release it. Shey una
new president said he will focus more on
agriculture. Na for farm we go dey watch the
handover ceremony nee. Na. farm we go take drive
around nee. That's if there would even be a
handover. let's pray that things end up well. Fuel
price in South-south is between #200 to #400.
South-east btw #150 to #250, south-west btw
#500 to #1000. North i dont know.
And dont be too happy for Ifeanyi Ubah though, his fuel will not be enough for Nigeria. The Biafran region will exhaust it within some days. So the fuel can't go far. One Biafra... I mean one Nigeria.

It now seems that trekking for politicians is a very big business and opportunity for fame. I want to use this opportunity to request for partners that will trek with me from portharcourt to Abuja(Aso rock). if you are interested just inbox me. remember the benefits of federal and international recognition and also lots of cash. Don't let this opportunity miss you. Thanks.

South Africa President Jacob Zuma signed
a bill that
seem to be the greatest step in history of
trying to
combat HIV. From now on every person
who gets tested
and found to be HIV positive would not just
get
counselling and medication. They would
also get a mark
in a form of a tattoo near their genital
according to the
bill singed by the president.
"The mark is to protect those who can't
say no to sex. I
mean if you can't read between the lines
you should
read between the legs because that's
where the status
would be tatted. The choice to be HIV
positive is now in
your hands or your genitals for that
matter….We also
encourage those who had been living with
the virus to
go to the nearest public hospitals to get
their status
tatted in". said Jacob Zuma after signing
the bill and
drinking his ARV's.
WILL MARKING ALL HIV POSITIVE PEOPL
REDUCE ITS
PREVALENCE RATE?

Am a sound engineer and I have noticed that anytime i play some gospel songs by hiphop artistes the pastors react negatively by asking me to stop in provocative tones.
I remembered when i played 'BUNIEYA' by Psquare and the pastor told me am not worship conscious and just today i was told that am wayward when i played 'GODWIN' by Korede bello ft Don't jazzy.
The funny thing is that the crowd yell jump up and shout like they heard the trumpet sound and once we put down the song it looks like we are the worst DJ's.
My question now is that is it wrong or OK to play those songs on a Christian program? and do i really have to stop it?

Before you start reading, remember JOHN 3:16. "whoever believes in him perishes not", that means if you don't believe in him you perish.
But this people believe that there is no hell and there won't be any perishing. Christ is coming for the good, the bad, the beautiful and the ugly.

Read this;
Follow Jesus or burn in hell?
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Many people know that Jesus is not God's only son.
We are all God's children. Jesus didn't die for
anyone's sins. People are responsible for their own
sins. He can't end corruption, war & poverty for us.
He can (and does) help, but we have to do the work
on the physical plane. Those who don't follow Him,
will not be sent to hell. He doesn't send anyone to
hell.
Also, believe it or not, He does not want to be
worshipped. Worshipping Him creates a barrier to
understanding.
Seek the truth & it will set you free from ignorance
perpetuated by lies created by ignorant, power
thirsty men.
Even if 300 million people believe a huge lie, it's still
a lie.
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Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man. Thomas
Paine
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Believe it or not...
The most profound news/PSA of all time follows
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If the Christ or Buddha returned, would you
recognize Him?
Believe it or not... He HAS returned & will soon be
seen by everyone. He won’t send anyone to hell, He
will inspire humanity to rebuild the world based
upon the principles of sharing, justice, brotherhood,
and love.
http://www.share-international.org/
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"Many there are throughout the world who call Me,
beg for My Return. I answer their pleas. Many more
are hungry & perish needlessly, for want of the food
which lies rotting in the storehouses of the world.
Many need My help in other ways...
"In awe do men await Me. My friends, I am not God.
As your Brother, your Friend, your Teacher, do I
come. Forget this not..."
Maitreya, the World Teacher
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If you understand this, then you are an older soul,
more mature than the others whose consciousness
is less developed. You've 'been around the block'
many more times than the average person. That
means that you have more responsibilities to be
benevolent & to help people than the average
person.
Obviously the world's news media has no interest
in spreading this information. Please share this
information with others on as wide a scale as you
can.
This is a significant service opportunity. He needs
all the help that He can get. If you read some of His
messages at the share-international.org web site,
you will notice that he emphasizes the importance
of spreading the word about His reappearance in
the world.
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"Love all, serve all. Help ever, hurt never." Sri Sai
Baba
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May All Beings Be Happy & Peaceful, regardless of
what they believe!

President Goodluck Jonathan on Thursday picked
holes in the results of the March 28 presidential
election, saying “the PDP couldn’t have got those
kinds of scores” it had in some states.

But is it right for the APC to get the kind of scores
it got in Rivers, Akwa Ibom, Imo, etc?

I just got this pic somewhere and decided to share it. Do you think the over one year missing chibok girls are this grown? News had it that they were rescued strong and healthy.

Also trying to use this medium to ask questions that's been bothering me.
Do you think that this chibok girls story was a fraud used to chase GEJ out of office just to gain political grounds and now that they have won they freed the girls?
Or maybe it was just natural violent occurrence and a coincidence that they were rescued just now?
Why do some people still attack GEJ for the girls rescue when its clear that its still in his administration that the girls were rescued? They put the glory on GMB when he hasn't even assumed office nor positioned an attack strategy. Does it mean that the fact that GMB won made our military to strengthen up and also took the terrorists off guard?

Pls answer in English. Thanks.

Everything You Need To Know About The Nigeria Vs
India Match

Virtually everybody born before the invention of the
internet must have heard the tale of a nonexistent
football match between Nigeria and India that
obviously took place in a parallel universe and
somehow we got to hear the gory stories of that
match.
Though there are many variations of the story,
every prevaricator seems to agree on a couple of
facts about this fictional football match. Each
storyteller agrees that;
1. This match ended with India scoring 99 goals and
Nigeria scoring just one goal.
2. Nigerians where unable to kick the ball because
the football kept turning to a lion (or something
scary) to prevent them from playing the soccer
ball.
3. The Indians later agreed that if Nigeria could
score a goal, they would concede defeat
4. Samuel Okwaraji scored the winning goal and
lost his life in the process.
5. FIFA banned India from soccer because they
used black magic in that very game
With the help of common sense (not that it was
absent back then), quick access to information and
the internet, every right thinking Nigerian has come
to realize that such a story should be filled under
“Blatant Lies”.

Is this camera phone ignorance or wisdom?

Don't worry one day you'll be sacked, then you'll know the real meaning of sack. But I advice you to research on the difference between sack and disqualify.

AMAECHI's LAST FIGHT:

Prof. Attahiru Jega cannot be a Judge in his Matter.
If you could accept that mistakes were made in the
way your staff handled the election issues in Abia,
admit that Akwa Ibom had contentious issues
caused by your staff, why do you think that in
Rivers state, your staff are infallible?
Is it a case of sacrificing Rivers state to prove your
infallibility?
Since you failed to remove a controversial REC,
Gezila Khan, and you helped in the impunity that
took place in the state, then be prepared to be
served your own bitter pills when and if the
Tribunals confirm that there is substantial evidence
against those involved in the electoral fraud.
It is a familiar path for the man in the eye of the
storm! In 1999, fate sought to deny him the ticket to
the Rivers State House of Assembly; he went to the
tribunal and he won the case.
In 2007, INEC and PDP did the same to him but he
fought for ten months and he reclaimed his
mandate. Thats fate again.
1n 2015, the same conspirators and destiny-killers,
INEC and PDP have tried to do the same, he will go
to the Courts again to fight this daylight robbery.
One thing is common here, all these battles against
Gov. Amaechi's political life took place within eight
years interval!
The world is waiting for AMAECHI's LAST FIGHT.

Do we really need each party like these? Do you think every party has a role to play in politics and leadership?

when your girl's dad invites you over and you show up like this with your friends. He will surely offer one more of his daughter to you.