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Religion / Re: I Finally Hacked The Matrix (part 1) by Proanalyst(m): 8:49pm On May 30, 2023
TheBillyonaire:
Would be nice to play golf together.


I hope to smiley

I will try to connect soon, hopefully you accept it.
Religion / Re: I Finally Hacked The Matrix (part 1) by Proanalyst(m): 7:35pm On May 30, 2023
TheBillyonaire:


I just dey show. Looking for some silly addiction to my computer to get something done before i comot again.

Where do you want to go again?

I have to meet you one day smiley
Politics / Re: FG Approved AK47 For Katsina Outfit, Ondo Will Buy For Amotekun - Akeredolu by Proanalyst(m): 9:06pm On Sep 23, 2022
10mobile:

Thanks a lot. I've responded to this:


Hi.

I'm not sure which is you.

Can you send me a DM?
Politics / Re: FG Approved AK47 For Katsina Outfit, Ondo Will Buy For Amotekun - Akeredolu by Proanalyst(m): 12:58am On Sep 23, 2022
10mobile:
What?

These are the things Nnamdi Kanu pointed out long ago. But, just like evil humanity did to Jesus Christ, they also said, "crucify him".

Igboho stood up for the Yoruba while Tinubu was taking sides with the oppressors, asking "where are the cows?" Today, Igboho is in prison while Tinubu is warming up to the presidency - supported by many of the same Yoruba whose lives Tinubu cares not about!

To be able to win votes in the North, Atiku had to delete his condemnation of the murder of a Northernern Christian girl Deborah. Now, same Atiku is using Mahdi to get the votes of Northern Christians whose lives he doesn't care about. And many Northern Christians are cheering him!


Today, many Nigerians tend to condemn Peter Obi for not criticising Kanu as if Kanu was not saying the truth all along.

Listen to me Nigerians, until you arise to openly defend Kanu for speaking up for you when it was very inconvenient to do so, YOU WILL FOREVER BE UNDER THE CURSE OF FULANI OPPRESSION.

Please oh, I used to wonder why some Nigerian youths support these evil people enslaving their future. I have understood it now from my recent personal experiences. They have weaponized poverty against us and it's working for them. Here is my story...


For many months now, I have been passing through hell. Joblessness is killing me gradually so much that I almost decided to work for the Atiku campaign. I was surviving by getting writing gigs but now every client is demanding the use of premium software that are very costly. Please, I'm ashamed having to tell these long stories but I don't know what else to do. Please, anyone who can help me with any amount of money at all, please do. Zenith Bank 2002318853 or with a remote job that I can do without any premium software. God bless you. Kindly understand please.

ACCOUNTABILITY AND APPRECIATION
1. Someone just sent me 3k. His name is Oluwadamilola.

2. Chukwuji sent me 1k.

3. Khalid sent me 1k

4. Caleb sent me 5k

5. Adewole sent me 3k

6. Kenneth sent me 1k

7. Olawale sent me 2k

Thank you all exceedingly. Please, kindly join me to ask God to bless these people abundantly wherever they may be. No evil will ever befall them and their families. Anyone who thinks evil for any of them, it will recoil. I may never be able to meet any of them and say thank you. So, may the God of the Universe say thank you to them on my behalf with uncommon abundance in wealth, security, joy, fulfilment, and every good thing that their lives require. He who waters shall be watered. He who gives shall be given. So, as these people are blessed, may you also be blessed for joining me to pray for them. In Jesus' name I pray. Amen.

Might have a job for you.
Write me.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How A Highly Intelligent Lady Lost A Job Opportunity. by Proanalyst(m): 12:41pm On Oct 22, 2021
adubam:
I just want to share this painful and bitter scenario to job seekers out there.

So we posted a job advert and over four hundred applied. Three were selected for interview and only one appeared.

Salary is about 150k for a start.

So this applicant came and did well in both oral and written interview but she was not given the job because of this:

She was given a paper to apply for the job. Excellent write up though but she messed up the whole paper with cancellation and instead of asking for a fresh paper to start over again; she even went ahead and handed over it like that to my boss.

My boss concluded that she was an untidy and scatty fellow.

And that was all.

Please take note of this and try not to make this mistake.

God grant you your desired jobs.


What's the job about?

Can you share me the contact of the applicant?

If all is cool, our company can employ her smiley

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Literature / Re: In Urgent Need Of A Creative Writer Full Time Job & Remote by Proanalyst(m): 10:20pm On Sep 16, 2021
Sorry, i must have missed it mistakenly.

Updated now
Literature / In Urgent Need Of A Creative Writer Full Time Job & Remote by Proanalyst(m): 2:05pm On Sep 16, 2021
hello there,

We are in need of a creative writer/ content creator; this is not about stories but coming up with contents with little details we are able to give you.

Content could include providing materials for our social media posts, writing blog posts about projects we are working on as a team; improving contents of our website and researching the industry trend on content.

The job is full time as said, it is remote and we basically have no working hours.

Kindly apply through this link and we would get back to you.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1XL0Dm_Hxy6dHPC09bPSI1FlXJrrdJn39V1Qn3zaRxTg/
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: In Urgent Need Of A Graphics Designer Full Time Job & Remote by Proanalyst(m): 6:17pm On Sep 13, 2021
Hello guys,

No one dropped a portfolio or something related.

Kindly apply through this link - https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc6XIu1aYo489oSiwYVJTIeolUIWhS5kPwjCLLHD-sajcartw/viewform

Thanks.
Art, Graphics & Video / In Urgent Need Of A Graphics Designer Full Time Job & Remote by Proanalyst(m): 2:24pm On Sep 11, 2021
Hello designers,

We need a designer who would be working with us for long term.

You would be working mostly on posters and the layout would be clear.

You would already have some distinct background designs to work with so that you can bring in text whenever we need to make a poster.

Our delivery timeline is usually very short since the background is already settled, so you need to be able to work any reasonable time of the day or any day of the week.

If you have experience in animating graphics, you have higher chance of getting the job.


Kindly signify if you are interested in this and we get on board asap.

Thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mycolleague: Personal Driver To The MD In A FINTECH Company by Proanalyst(m): 9:49am On Jul 29, 2021
Fireson:
.
I'm interested .

Can you send me an email please?
Jobs/Vacancies / Front End Developer Needed For Remote Job by Proanalyst(m): 11:58am On Jul 27, 2021
Job brief
We are looking for a qualified Front-end developer to join our IT team. You will be responsible for building the ‘client-side’ of our web applications. You should be able to translate our company and customer needs into functional and appealing interactive applications.

If you’re interested in creating a user-friendly environment by writing code and moving forward in your career, then this job is for you. We expect you to be a tech-savvy professional, who is curious about new digital technologies and aspires to combine usability with visual design.

Ultimately, you should be able to create a functional and attractive digital environment for our company, ensuring great user experience.

Responsibilities
Use markup languages like HTML to create user-friendly web pages
Maintain and improve website
Optimize applications for maximum speed
Design mobile-based features
Collaborate with back-end developers and web designers to improve usability
Get feedback from, and build solutions for, users and customers
Write functional requirement documents and guides
Create quality mockups and prototypes
Help back-end developers with coding and troubleshooting
Ensure high quality graphic standards and brand consistency
Stay up-to-date on emerging technologies


Requirements
Proven work experience as a Front-end developer
Hands on experience with markup languages
Experience with JavaScript, CSS and jQuery
Familiarity with browser testing and debugging
In-depth understanding of the entire web development process (design, development and deployment)
Understanding of layout aesthetics
Knowledge of SEO principles
Familiarity with software like Adobe Suite, Photoshop and content management systems
An ability to perform well in a fast-paced environment
Excellent analytical and multitasking skills
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Company Driver Needed by Proanalyst(m): 2:20pm On Jul 26, 2021
debokeji:
No address

The address is Ogun State cool

specific details can be communicated to interested individuals.
Jobs/Vacancies / A Company Driver Needed by Proanalyst(m): 9:23am On Jul 26, 2021
Job Title: Company Driver

Location: Ogun state

Employment Type: Full-time

Job Description
• We are looking for an energetic, ambitious, and professional Driver for our boss.
• In this position, you would be responsible for transporting the boss.
• We are looking for someone who will have the patience, personality, and perseverance to thrive in this role.

Responsibilities
• Map out driving routes ahead of time to determine the most expedient trip
• Keep mileage records and repair records up-to-date
• Use navigation applications to determine the best route (Google Map)
• Pick up clients or products from the destination at the time you have been requested to do so.
• Assist with loading and unloading of luggage’s/products.
• Ensure that the vehicle is always fuelled and ready for use
• Listen to traffic and weather reports to stay up-to-date on road conditions
• Adjust the route to avoid heavy traffic or road constructions, as needed
• Answer clients’ questions about the area and local places of interest
• Ensure the entire car is kept clean and comfortable at all times
• Schedule regular car service appointments and report any issues
• Ensure outstanding customer service is rendered to guests at all times and in a timely manner.

Qualifications
• Interested candidates should possess minimum of an SSCE / GCE / NECO qualification
• Driving certificate.

Experience:
• Minimum of 2 – 5 years experience in a similar role obtained in a well-structured and reputable organization.

Skills / Abilities:
• Proven experience as a Driver
• A valid driver’s license
• A clean driving record
• Familiarity with Google map application
• Knowledge of area roads and neighbourhoods
• Good physical abilities/Ability to lift heavy packages and luggage
• Availability to work weekends, day and night
• A polite and professional disposition
• Ability to stay professional and calm in stressful driving situations (e.g. at rush hour)
• Excellent customer service skills
• Good interpersonal skills and Problem-solving skills
• Critical thinking and time management skills
Autos / Re: 08 SIENNA FULLEST OPTION 3.5M LAST!!! by Proanalyst(m): 9:13am On Jul 26, 2021
okay boss
belej2:


This is a new arrival
The car there previously has been sold so we editted to this new arrival

Autos / Re: 08 SIENNA FULLEST OPTION 3.5M LAST!!! by Proanalyst(m): 1:15am On Jul 26, 2021
Are you still crying on this car since 2020? grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mycolleague: Personal Driver To The MD In A FINTECH Company by Proanalyst(m): 12:51am On Jul 26, 2021
I have a similar job offer.

Hit me up if you're interested.
Business / Re: Which Business Can A 65-Year-Old Man Do With ₦3.5M Capital? by Proanalyst(m): 4:45am On Jul 10, 2021
Prinztong:
Depending on your location, palm oil business is so lucrative and profitable. With 3.5 Million, you can go into just a 3 months storage and if the price appreciate,you can gain x2 of what you put into the business.
This year,April to be precisely i bought red palm oil@ 8500 per 25litres rubber,as at today 9th July...I'm selling it 15,000 naira. Check out the gains.

How can this work, boss?

I mean how to get large quantities of this palm oil and all.
Business / Re: Which Business Can A 65-Year-Old Man Do With ₦3.5M Capital? by Proanalyst(m): 1:53pm On Jul 09, 2021
joinnow:

Why Nairalander always ask this kind of questions without giving more details.
Let me start with.
What is his passion
What is his hobby
What is his skills
What is his experience
Then we can pick from the universal subset to direct him which business to go for.
What of if I tell you go and buy 6 Keke and put for challenge to odina or ojoba. And be making 18,000 daily
What of if I tell you to buy 3micra and use as taxi and be making 12kdaily
What if I tell you to buy India tractor and hire out at 10k everyday
What of I tell him to open mini bakery and sell every evening at orita
What of using just 1.5 million to open pig farm and the 10 Gilt gave birth to 5 each you have 50 x 3 = 150 piglet in a year. Note some pig give birth to 14 at once. What of if I tell him to put 3mlm into a bank account that pays 5% monthly in Nigeria.
What of if he bought 50 wheel barrow and make 50 uniform and hire it out daily and make 10,000 daily.
What getting a water tanker more biz during g dry season.
You can ask me more

A bank pays 5% monthly?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Will You Receive A 25k Salary With An Msc Degree Because You Can't Get Job? by Proanalyst(m): 9:00am On Apr 09, 2021
HammedOlanaija:
I need opinions. Share your thoughts pls.
Will you take the job if you can't find a good paying one or move on?

Message me
Religion / Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by Proanalyst(m): 9:07am On Mar 17, 2021
OtemAtum:
And there is no limit to God Almighty, so where is the contradiction in this?
What's your reason for thinking that it's not possible for the universe to be conscious?
Nothing does not exist. There has always been something, only perceived by some limited beings as 'nothing'.

Sir,

Can you remind me the number of the sons of God and their names?
Religion / Re: Yoruba Homosapiens History Written By My Grandfather by Proanalyst(m): 7:53pm On Mar 15, 2021
Sir, Mysteryfinder,



We have been waiting for your update.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Proanalyst(m): 8:01am On Mar 15, 2021
I need 105$ fnf at very high rate.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Now Scored Against All Serie A Teams by Proanalyst(m): 3:05pm On Feb 23, 2021
Better get a life.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Proanalyst(m): 10:12pm On Feb 09, 2021
Join our new E currencies trading group on Whatsapp.

Use the link in my signature to make requests.

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Named Football's GOAT During NFL Super Bowl by Proanalyst(m): 1:32pm On Feb 09, 2021
Mykelhendriz:


Bros we are not forgetting anything,, we are adding everything

Add whatever you like,

Common sense would tell you Messi is greater than any other player past or present.
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Named Football's GOAT During NFL Super Bowl by Proanalyst(m): 1:32pm On Feb 09, 2021
owowa145:

Wetin this one dey yan... When it comes to magic, Messi can never stand the likes of Ronaldinho... That is to tell u is not magic dat determines the greatest... But he dat is decisive.. & that is Cr7.. Talent wise, Messi got it more no doubt.. But consistency & longevity... Cr7 beats him hands down.. Period.

What are you saying?
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Proanalyst(m): 11:54am On Feb 09, 2021
Where can I find the VAR check in bet9-ja?
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Proanalyst(m): 7:16pm On Feb 07, 2021
Kilishihunter:

Na Dagash and Boring Draw forefather be that That guy and red be like Ramos and red card

LOL.

Ramos is still better.

E no dey get red for every match na..

This one na every match red. cheesy cheesy
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Proanalyst(m): 6:10pm On Feb 07, 2021
Felabrity:
which 1 million?
That guy no even put 1000 for that game

E no fit put pass 100 naira that's if he played it grin grin
Business / Re: How FBI Warned FG, CBN On Scammers Using Cryptocurrencies To Defraud The West by Proanalyst(m): 5:41pm On Feb 07, 2021
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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Proanalyst(m): 5:36pm On Feb 07, 2021
deltateam:
#1million to win #3.75 million within 35 minutes


inplay

Pribram vs slavia praha

CS 2:3

Who be this guy na.

I don dey watch you for years before I created this account self.

You still be the same thing, nothing has changed.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Proanalyst(m): 9:11am On Feb 07, 2021
RxOtunba:
Beware of any CrestXchange that comes your way, the niqqa is a scam, and he uses different account details.
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09063180813
9010297817
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FCMB

Why you dey carry your money give scammer na

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