₦airaland Forum

Fvck Wike, fvck PDP, fvck APC, fvck our polithiefcians & fvck errbody

Na them! Our nna brodas. Una no dey ever disappoint sha.

LiteKing:
I am planning on leaving for mexico with intent to cross to the United States.
Please advise

Na una dey spoil things for genuine Nigerian travellers. See as you boldly divulge this kind of information on a public forum. Na wa o!

No be today we just realise that oga. Fvck all of you mofos anyway

The devil go dey shake him head at the level of evil in this yeye country

Make I sidon dey learn

That driver's response sef funny

So this babe still dey sing?!

Cousin9999:
I wonder how it tastes grilled. j/k

So you created a thread about an animal that is endangered, but this what you now concluded with?! Na wa for you op.

Na wa for this Ajah axis sef

So this is the next thing after end sars movement?

So no case for Lagos? Even with all the protesting and palliative looting?

Pjomo:
Appointment was 7am

Me: Goodmorning
VO: why USA
Me: Answered
VO: Why NCAT
Me: Answered
VO: what research
Me: Answered But seems she wasn’t impressed, (VO cuts in)
VO: Are you married
Me: Answered
VO: I’m sorry you are not qualified bla bla bla, and she gave me a white paper

As I was going out of the building past the security men, the CGI guy came to call me back
CGI: (running fast) Mr Pjomo Mr Pjomo, the VO is calling you
Me: calling me?. She just denied me. I replied
CGI: yeah she told me to call you back
Me: Look, I’m not here to beg for visa, if US doesn’t grant me, another country will
CGI: we are sorry sir, just obey her call
Me: Okay. (I obliged)

Back to the main building
Same VO: I was only joking with you , I just wanna see your reaction
Me: I thought as much as my answers were amazing and I spoke audibly
VO: (utter the sweet words) I will be approving your visa. Pick it up on bla bla and proceed to pay the reciprocity fee.

It can only be God. Thanks to fairheart, julsbaby, slimmy2005, lagosismyhome, imperiouxxx., walspring, justwise, holuwadarey ftos. You guys are the best! I owe you alot

Ogbeni which brand of weed you smoke?!

Whether na blank or live bullets una use, it was totally out of place. Where were you fvckers when useless hoodlums hijacked the peaceful protests? When the urchins started attacking innocent people, looting and destroying properties you were MIA. Crap!

Na wa o. Youths in this fvcked up country are an endangered species.

That dude is a simp of a niggarr. All these public proposals sef are annoying. If you wan do am, what stops you from doing it in privacy with ya woman.

Damnnn Niggarrr
Now that's a real niggarr. Not that trump of a simp!


This space is for sale to Slawormiir. Niggarr hmu for it

I still can't fathom why youths waste their lives on this cultism of a thing. It just beats me everytime.

Honestly, everyday I feel a deep shame being a Nigerian. So this chump can prosecute people fighting for a better naija, but the old morafvckers in government won't be charged for the constant and wanton looting of our common wealth. Chai! There was a country.

Nigeria is a shame, a shit.hole and the center of hell itself. In fact I can say boldly that the most wicked & evil set of beings are in this fvcked up country. Tufiapa!

How you wan make pesin buy from you when you don't provide pictures?! You never ready!

Nonsense and ingredients. So in the face of naija being under-policed, we have been having them baby sit those old morafvckers. Like WTF!

Good news.

Na wa o!

men comments here are hilarious as fvck

Trump you better listen and do the needful

Make dem sha no lock down Lagos again

Like play like play Biden dey win this o

Well the biggest lie ever told to us in naija is "children are the leaders of tomorrow"
Biggest scam!

All of them dey mad. Will the world end if you mofos address the exorbitant cost of running government? Awon baba nla actors!

Damn wouldn't be bad hitting that nice looking booty...


On a serious note, our northern brodas have misplaced priorities and are just bunch of hypocrites. They have more pressing issues like insecurity, poverty, almajiris, illiteracy and underage marriage. Only for there a full grown man will harbor underage girls for house. Nonsense and ingredients!